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Capitalist Pig

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Oct 9, 2008, 6:50:15 AM10/9/08
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Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced "Ledasha" Oh yes...you read it right. This child
attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate
because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something
come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce it
correctly.

When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she
said "the dash don't be silent."

Ariadne

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Oct 9, 2008, 7:23:57 AM10/9/08
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On 9 Oct, 11:50, Capitalist Pig <cochon-capitali...@hotmail.com>
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Lahyphena

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Capitalist Pig

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Oct 9, 2008, 9:48:57 AM10/9/08
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Lahyphena be Ledasha's twin sister.

th...@anhywhere.usa

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Oct 9, 2008, 10:10:14 AM10/9/08
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No; dat be Lou-Iza Fizzlebritches, which she dey cuzzin on de mama
side, an' de dash doan be sed in huh name-p Lou-zah, she hep out at
de Food Stampas Offit, an she also hep out wif de Welfare-d.

M'Balz Es-Hari

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"Capitalist Pig" <cochon-ca...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Funny.
My in-laws live in Livingston Parish, so I forwarded it to them.
A freind who's a teacher had a student named 'Karantula' in her class once.


Lawrence Akutagawa

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"Capitalist Pig" <cochon-ca...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>

well - I'd have sworn that it is pronounced

"Leminusa"

(don't see an "a" in "Le" - do you?)

hmmm...also could be pronounced, I guess

"Lemin USA"

which is distinctly different from

"Apple USA"
"Plum USA"
or even
"Peach USA"


Al.E. Gator

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Oct 10, 2008, 10:43:03 AM10/10/08
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coming from a goober who calls himself what you do, that's really funny,

but what's really hilarious is that teeth gnashing, nail biting, and dog
kicking fury over the professional
Yankee ass whipping yall hillbillies are getting,

I can sense those blood pressures rising,those arteries clogging,those
aneurisms forming, and those blood vessels about to burst,
hopefully we'll have an epidemic of self destructing hillbillies with bodies
strewn all over the confederacy like a civil war battle

so yall keep on operating down in the sewer like the typical gutter and
trailer trash,jerry springer type hillbillies,

you're the best weapon democrats have


"M'Balz Es-Hari" <texa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ariadne

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Oct 10, 2008, 11:56:51 AM10/10/08
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On 9 Oct, 17:14, "Lawrence Akutagawa" <lakuNOS...@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
> "Capitalist Pig" <cochon-capitali...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>
> > Leah?? NO
> > Lee - A??  NOPE
> > Lay - a??  NO
> > Lei?? Guess Again.
>
> > It's pronounced "Ledasha"  Oh yes...you read it right.   This child
> > attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is  irate
> > because  everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something
> > come across  your desk like this please remember to pronounce it
> > correctly.
>
> > When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name,  she
> > said "the dash don't be silent."
>
> well - I'd have sworn that it is pronounced
>
> "Leminusa"
>
> (don't see an "a" in "Le"  - do you?)
>
> hmmm...also could be pronounced, I guess
>
> "Lemin USA"
>
> which is distinctly different from
>
> "Apple USA"
> "Plum USA"
> or even
> "Peach USA"

Lelessa.

Lawrence Akutagawa

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Oct 10, 2008, 1:29:52 PM10/10/08
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"Ariadne" <ariad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Lelessa.

***********
hey - that's a good 'un!


Ariadne

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Oct 10, 2008, 1:45:20 PM10/10/08
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On 10 Oct, 18:29, "Lawrence Akutagawa" <lakuNOS...@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
> "Ariadne" <ariadne....@gmail.com> wrote in message

Under your influence!

And now we have:

Ledasha
Lehyphena
Leminusa
and
Lelessa

I hope that mother doesn't read this.

David Johnston

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Oct 10, 2008, 2:21:06 PM10/10/08
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I don't see how this is grounds for the death penalty, affects
anyone's retirement or has any political significance.

Donna Evleth

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Oct 10, 2008, 4:02:45 PM10/10/08
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> From: David Johnston <da...@block.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty,soc.retirement,talk.politics.misc
> Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:21:06 GMT
> Subject: Re: How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???


>
> I don't see how this is grounds for the death penalty, affects
> anyone's retirement or has any political significance.

Just about everyone's name is subject to rotten spelling, if one is born in
the US with an odd-lot spelling or if one is an American living in another
country. I know from experience. You just have to get over it. But you do
get to cry a little:-)

Donna Evleth

Capitalist Pig

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Oct 10, 2008, 4:03:38 PM10/10/08
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> anyone's retirement or has any political significance.  - Masquer le texte des messages précédents -
>
> - Afficher le texte des messages précédents -

Ledasha's father is in prison for murder, Ladasha's mother is on
welfare and pays no social security, They are kinfolks of B Hussein
Yobama who might just be yo' next prez'dent. Contemplate that! and
have a nice day.

Galen Hekhuis

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Oct 10, 2008, 4:22:10 PM10/10/08
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On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:02:45 +0200, Donna Evleth <dev...@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

Sometimes it has its advantages. When I was in the service, I got
called for fewer details, it was easier for a lot of folks to skip my
name rather than to call it out.

Galen Hekhuis ghek...@earthlink.net

David Johnston

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Oct 10, 2008, 4:25:06 PM10/10/08
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On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:03:38 -0700 (PDT), Capitalist Pig
<cochon-ca...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On 10 oct, 20:21, David Johnston <da...@block.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 9 Oct 2008 03:50:15 -0700 (PDT), Capitalist Pig
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> <cochon-capitali...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Leah?? NO
>> >Lee - A??  NOPE
>> >Lay - a??  NO
>> >Lei?? Guess Again.
>>
>> >It's pronounced "Ledasha"  Oh yes...you read it right.   This child
>> >attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is  irate
>> >because  everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something
>> >come across  your desk like this please remember to pronounce it
>> >correctly.
>>
>> >When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name,  she
>> >said "the dash don't be silent."
>>
>> I don't see how this is grounds for the death penalty, affects
>> anyone's retirement or has any political significance.  - Masquer le texte des messages précédents -
>>
>> - Afficher le texte des messages précédents -
>
>Ledasha's father is in prison for murder, Ladasha's mother is on
>welfare and pays no social security,

What does her name have to do with that?

Capitalist Pig

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Oct 10, 2008, 5:00:00 PM10/10/08
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> What does her name have to do with that?  - Masquer le texte des messages précédents -

>
> - Afficher le texte des messages précédents -

das Eubonicks, you haffa' be fum da' hood to know, you know?

David Johnston

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On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:00:00 -0700 (PDT), Capitalist Pig
<cochon-ca...@hotmail.com> wrote:


>>
>> What does her name have to do with that?  - Masquer le texte des messages précédents -
>>
>> - Afficher le texte des messages précédents -
>
>das Eubonicks, you haffa' be fum da' hood to know, you know?

I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
children weird and quirky names.

Q.Z. Diablo

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Oct 11, 2008, 12:29:15 PM10/11/08
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(01) 45 48 67 20
and tell him how much they lke his posts

bheck

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Oct 11, 2008, 2:02:13 PM10/11/08
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> I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
> children weird and quirky names.  

Examples, please? Examples that is of names that do not follow normal
pronunciation rules, or that do not have any etymology. I would like
to see some.

toci

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Oct 11, 2008, 2:34:50 PM10/11/08
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Ima Hogg certainly followed the pronunciation rules. Toci

David Johnston

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On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:02:13 -0700 (PDT), bheck <bobh...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>> I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
>> children weird and quirky names.  
>
>Examples, please? Examples that is of names that do not follow normal
>pronunciation rules, or that do not have any etymology.

How do you pronounce Cholmondeley? I'm not sure it matters though. Do
we have any reason to think Le-a actually exists?

Ariadne

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On 11 Oct, 21:56, David Johnston <da...@block.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:02:13 -0700 (PDT), bheck <bobhec...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
>
> >> I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
> >> children weird and quirky names.  
>
> >Examples, please?  Examples that is of names that do not follow normal
> >pronunciation rules, or that do not have any etymology.  
>
> How do you pronounce Cholmondeley?  I'm not sure it matters though. Do
> we have any reason to think Le-a actually exists?  

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=37012

toci

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Oct 11, 2008, 6:04:06 PM10/11/08
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On Oct 11, 3:56 pm, David Johnston <da...@block.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:02:13 -0700 (PDT), bheck <bobhec...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
>
> >> I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
> >> children weird and quirky names.  
>
> >Examples, please?  Examples that is of names that do not follow normal
> >pronunciation rules, or that do not have any etymology.  
>
> How do you pronounce Cholmondeley?  I'm not sure it matters though. Do
> we have any reason to think Le-a actually exists?  

Chumley. It's pronounced in English English- the queen's English. I
suspect Le-a does exist, and will hopefully delight 12 years of
teachers. The nearest I myself got as a student's name was a
McCleedia, however. Toci

John Rennie

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"David Johnston" <da...@block.net> wrote in message
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Cholmondeley - Chumley

Featherstonehaugh - Fanshaw


Ariadne

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On 11 Oct, 23:10, "John Rennie" <john-ren...@talktalk.net> wrote:
> "David Johnston" <da...@block.net> wrote in message
>
> news:5j42f4p38vqffthlr...@4ax.com...
>
> > On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:02:13 -0700 (PDT), bheck <bobhec...@gmail.com>

> > wrote:
>
> >>> I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
> >>> children weird and quirky names.
>
> >>Examples, please?  Examples that is of names that do not follow normal
> >>pronunciation rules, or that do not have any etymology.
>
> > How do you pronounce Cholmondeley?  I'm not sure it matters though. Do
> > we have any reason to think Le-a actually exists?
>
> Cholmondeley - Chumley
>
> Featherstonehaugh - Fanshaw

Marjoribanks?

Capitalist Pig

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Oct 11, 2008, 6:56:03 PM10/11/08
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White guilt forced Woody Allen named a sone "Satchel" after a Negro
ball player named Satchel Paige.

Donna Evleth

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> From: toci <gin...@yahoo.com>
> Organization: http://groups.google.com
> Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty,soc.retirement,talk.politics.misc
> Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:04:06 -0700 (PDT)


> Subject: Re: How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???
>

I had a classmate in grade school named Johnye. It was pronounced with the
emphasis on the second syllable. She was a girl, white. But her mother came
from the South, and this was her second daughter, it was obvious the parents
wanted a boy. So they gave her a boy's name, trying to "feminize" it a
little with the pronunciation. She hated it.

BTW, the South comes up with some crazy names. One of my college roommates
married a man named C. E. Just initials. They didn't stand for anything.

Donna Evleth

Earl Evleth

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On 12/10/08 9:11, in article C5176FDA.714BD%dev...@wanadoo.fr, "Donna
Evleth" <dev...@wanadoo.fr> wrote:

>
> BTW, the South comes up with some crazy names. One of my college roommates
> married a man named C. E. Just initials. They didn't stand for anything.


Just like PV, which stands for absolutely nothing.

toci

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On Oct 12, 2:11 am, Donna Evleth <devl...@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
> > From: toci <gina...@yahoo.com>
> Donna Evleth- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

For Harry S Truman, the S stood for nothing. Toci

John Rennie

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"Ariadne" <ariad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Marjoribanks?

Marshbanks, Marchbanks, Marchbank or Banks.


Ariadne

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On 12 Oct, 13:30, "John Rennie" <john-ren...@talktalk.net> wrote:
> "Ariadne" <ariadne....@gmail.com> wrote in message
> Marshbanks, Marchbanks, Marchbank or Banks.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

"ghoti"?

Lawrence Akutagawa

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"Ariadne" <ariad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Now - that's a bit on the fishy side, don't you think?


Ariadne

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On 12 Oct, 16:55, "Lawrence Akutagawa" <lakuNOS...@sbcglobal.net>

wrote:
> "Ariadne" <ariadne....@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:03138550-520e-4594...@h60g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On 12 Oct, 13:30, "John Rennie" <john-ren...@talktalk.net> wrote:
> >> "Ariadne" <ariadne....@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >>news:73b243f8-a47b-4e06...@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> >> On 11 Oct, 23:10, "John Rennie" <john-ren...@talktalk.net> wrote:
>
> >> > "David Johnston" <da...@block.net> wrote in message
>
> >> >news:5j42f4p38vqffthlr...@4ax.com...
>
> >> > > On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:02:13 -0700 (PDT), bheck <bobhec...@gmail.com>
> >> > > wrote:
>
> >> > >>> I seem to recall several quite wealthy white people who gave their
> >> > >>> children weird and quirky names.
>
> >> > >>Examples, please? Examples that is of names that do not follow normal
> >> > >>pronunciation rules, or that do not have any etymology.
>
> >> > > How do you pronounce Cholmondeley? I'm not sure it matters though. Do
> >> > > we have any reason to think Le-a actually exists?
>
> >> > Cholmondeley - Chumley
>
> >> > Featherstonehaugh - Fanshaw
>
> >> Marjoribanks?
>
> >> Marshbanks, Marchbanks, Marchbank or Banks.- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> > "ghoti"?
>
> Now - that's a bit on the fishy side, don't you think?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Very good!

David Johnston

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That ones wrong. Gh isn't f at the start of words.

Donna Evleth

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> From: David Johnston <da...@block.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty,soc.retirement,talk.politics.misc

> Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 17:43:16 GMT


> Subject: Re: How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???
>

>> "ghoti"?
>
> That ones wrong. Gh isn't f at the start of words.

Nitpicker:-)

Donna Evleth

toci

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Oct 12, 2008, 3:43:24 PM10/12/08
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> That ones wrong.  Gh isn't f at the start of words.  - Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

That's enough, now, Toci

Izzy Mandelbaum

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On Oct 10, 9:43 am, "Al.E. Gator" <Gator for Prez.com> wrote:
> coming from a goober who calls himself what you do, that's really funny,
>
> but what's really hilarious is that teeth gnashing, nail biting, and dog
> kicking fury over the professional
> Yankee ass whipping yall hillbillies are getting,
>
> I can sense those blood pressures rising,those arteries clogging,those
> aneurisms forming, and those blood vessels about to burst,
> hopefully we'll have an epidemic of self destructing hillbillies with bodies
> strewn all over the confederacy like a civil war battle
>
> so yall keep on operating down in the sewer like the typical gutter and
> trailer trash,jerry springer type hillbillies,
>
> you're the best weapon democrats have
>

We know how your name is pronounced, Le Dumbass!

Planet Visitor II

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Oct 13, 2008, 3:13:15 AM10/13/08
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:28:09 +0200, Earl Evleth <evl...@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

You're still playing the role of an immature little snot, Earl. Grow
up.

Planet Visitor II
http://alt-activism-death-penalty.info/dictionary.html

Earl Evleth

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On 13/10/08 9:13, in article 98t5f4le2358s2ho5...@4ax.com,

"Planet Visitor II" <na...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>> Just like PV, which stands for absolutely nothing.
>
> You're still playing the role of an immature little snot, Earl. Grow
> up.

Like I said " PV, which stands for absolutely nothing."

Capitalist Pig

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Oct 14, 2008, 5:04:52 AM10/14/08
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On 13 oct, 09:13, Planet Visitor II <na...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:28:09 +0200, Earl Evleth <evl...@wanadoo.fr>
> wrote:
>
> >On 12/10/08 9:11, in article C5176FDA.714BD%devl...@wanadoo.fr, "Donna

> >Evleth" <devl...@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
>
> >> BTW, the South comes up with some crazy names.  One of my college roommates
> >> married a man named C. E.  Just initials.  They didn't stand for anything.
>
> >Just like PV, which stands for absolutely nothing.
>
> You're still playing the role of an immature little snot, Earl.  Grow
> up.
>
> Planet Visitor IIhttp://alt-activism-death-penalty.info/dictionary.html

pops is groveling for the attention and respect of total strangers.
(snicker)

sla...@conwaycorp.net

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Oct 14, 2008, 2:46:33 PM10/14/08
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On Oct 9, 5:50 am, Capitalist Pig <cochon-capitali...@hotmail.com>

wrote:
> Leah?? NO
> Lee - A??  NOPE
> Lay - a??  NO
> Lei?? Guess Again.
>
> It's pronounced "Ledasha"  Oh yes...you read it right.   This child
> attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is  irate
> because  everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something
> come across  your desk like this please remember to pronounce it
> correctly.
>
> When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name,  she
> said "the dash don't be silent."

I don't find this hard to believe at all. My first year of teaching I
had a student named Ronnikuku. Since I had phonics in the first and
second grade I pronounced it as it is written - Ron-ni-ku-ku. The
student became quite upset and informed me that it was pronounced Ro-
nee-kee-ya. Whatever. I've also had a Fartiscia (pronounced far-tish-
a) and a Shatizi (pronounced Shot-zee).

Capitalist Pig

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Oct 14, 2008, 4:40:41 PM10/14/08
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The best one I ever heard was spelled Syphillis pr Cee-phyllis. Its
another whole culture.I am glad I moved to France.

Planet Visitor II

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Oct 15, 2008, 2:52:05 PM10/15/08
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On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:59:33 +0200, Earl Evleth <evl...@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>On 13/10/08 9:13, in article 98t5f4le2358s2ho5...@4ax.com,

Well, even nothing beats being an "immature little snot," like you
are, Earl.

abandon...@gmail.com

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Oct 27, 2008, 12:48:31 PM10/27/08
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There is a true story where the government made the parents legally
rename their child. The child was originally named
Luladoesthehulafromhawaii. That is the weirdest name I have ever seen,
although it does not have any errors in pronunciation or grammar. It
is pronounced as is seen: lula-does-the-hula-from-hawaii.

Donna Evleth

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Oct 27, 2008, 2:18:48 PM10/27/08
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> From: abandon...@gmail.com


> Organization: http://groups.google.com
> Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty,soc.retirement,talk.politics.misc

> Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:48:31 -0700 (PDT)


> Subject: Re: How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???
>

This name strikes me as a legitimate cause for parricide.

Donna Evleth

Lawrence Akutagawa

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Oct 27, 2008, 3:02:34 PM10/27/08
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> From: abandon...@gmail.com
> Organization: http://groups.google.com
> Newsgroups: alt.activism.death-penalty,soc.retirement,talk.politics.misc
> Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:48:31 -0700 (PDT)
> Subject: Re: How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???
>
> There is a true story where the government made the parents legally
> rename their child. The child was originally named
> Luladoesthehulafromhawaii. That is the weirdest name I have ever seen,
> although it does not have any errors in pronunciation or grammar. It
> is pronounced as is seen: lula-does-the-hula-from-hawaii.

Is this the same family that named the younger son

Nuladoesnotdothehulafromhawaii ?


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