golf...
Timothy Sutter
and you get one ball and one club
and you whack the ball all the way to inverness,
and if you lose your ball, you better find it
cuz if you don't, you can't get across the river,
and that's where the hole is.
"of course Tim has his own version of golf"
nuh uh, that -is- golf
i don't have a 'different' version,
-you- have a different version.
in fact there may be several variations,
-but- some claim that you -must-
follow in Joseph's footprints
"Joseph, Joseph who?"
Joseph of Arimathea
you people don't now anything,
right, some say yo must follow in
Joseph's footprints,,, if you can
still find them
and -if- you find the hole,
you may have just stumbled on the Grail.
"the Grail?"
yes, it's the cup at the hole.
we buried it there so we'd
always know where it was
and how to play to it.
but just remember,
i may have told you where the cup is,
but you still don't really know
-where- the cup is.
don't lose your ball.
the little guy near the bridge
will want to inspect it.
yeah, i know there are already people
on the other side of the river,
-but- they forgot something
when they crossed the river.
and what that is, only Tim will tell.
well, that was just a silly pun,
and not meant to conceal
any useful information.
'fore'
don't lose yur step.
you'll have to go all the
way back to squire one.
maybe it is all made up, maybe not
some people think i'm just playin' a round
i'm not,
that golf course is holy.
it's just hard to find the holes
maybe cuz there ain't none
...must be somewhere
still no holes
nothing Israel
"hold on a minnit, is this still about golf
or did you lose your way again?"
i never lost my way
i was just playing around
i'm aloud yuh know
"so there's a golf course with
no holes and the Grail is the cup?"
yeah, the Grail is a cup
"but what about the club?"
if yur lookin' for a knot on your head
think again
you may not wanna join -that- club.
you'll get over it.
"you mean the river?
"i'll get over the river?"
you shoulda never called it a monster
if you have plans of fishin' your
ball outa that lake
and i saw it drop in there.
it's a pretty deep place
and that 'monster' don't take kindly...
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