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Kenneth Kraft

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Nov 10, 2012, 3:31:18 AM11/10/12

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I am a SWM in Central Arkansas 68 years young looking for penpal
ladie's about my age.

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Nov 10, 2012, 8:35:52 AM11/10/12

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Kenneth Kraft wrote:
> I am a SWM in Central Arkansas 68 years young looking for penpal
> ladie's about my age.

aren't we all doing that

THE COLONEL

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Nov 10, 2012, 2:03:29 PM11/10/12

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I for one am not doing that. I'd have to understand what the fuck this
retard is saying, to begin. His sentence construction is so poor I feel
like I just got verbally buttfucked!

Colonel Burke

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Nov 10, 2012, 2:33:04 PM11/10/12

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yes you are so you are

Lyle Andrews

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Nov 11, 2012, 2:59:32 PM11/11/12

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This group was a penpal group at one time but not too much anymore. If
you are looking for a penpal, try: www.interpals.net sign in and
cruise through hundreds. It's free.

Lyle Andrews

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Nov 11, 2012, 3:02:22 PM11/11/12

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He was Captain of Crunch a few days ago

THE COLONEL

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Nov 12, 2012, 11:01:57 AM11/12/12

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"Lyle Andrews" <lan...@london.com> wrote in message
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Like yer mom's twat.
LOL

THE COLONEL

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Nov 15, 2012, 10:31:41 AM11/15/12

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"Lyle Andrews" <lan...@london.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 10 Nov 2012 02:31:18 -0600, elvisroc...@webtv.net
> (Kenneth Kraft) wrote:
>
>>I am a SWM in Central Arkansas 68 years young looking for penpal
>>ladie's about my age.

Seeing that yer from Arkansas, have you tried yer sister?

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Nov 15, 2012, 1:09:52 PM11/15/12

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Bit Rot wrote:
> news from AUK Kook the COLONEL (aka CORNHOLE)
> <asians...@caribbeancity.net>:

>>
>>
>> Seeing that yer from Arkansas, have you tried yer sister?
>
>

> Pay no attention to this corny "COLONEL", he's a Usenet kook folks,
> and a cowardly old draft dodger who gets his jollies harassing
> people in support and penpal forums.
>
> He's been nominated for a "Village Idiot" award after winning the
> "Busted Urinal" award for stinking up the place. Putting him in your
> killfile
> is highly recommended.

he stalks me and follows me and ,
he tries to be me and fails horribly because ,
although he claims the ability to achieve great things ,
he can't even perform the simplest of tasks

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Nov 15, 2012, 4:16:11 PM11/15/12

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Bit Rot wrote:
> shocking news from % <per...@gmail.com>:

> And there you have it CORNHOLE - even % considers you the Village
> Idiot and by golly I have to agree with him this time.

i remember his arrival and the first day he posted

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THE COLONEL

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Nov 15, 2012, 6:47:00 PM11/15/12

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"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
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> news from AUK Kook the COLONEL (aka CORNHOLE)
> <asians...@caribbeancity.net>:
>>
>>

>>Seeing that yer from Arkansas, have you tried yer sister?
>
>

> Pay no attention to this corny "COLONEL", he's a Usenet kook folks,
> and a cowardly old draft dodger who gets his jollies harassing
> people in support and penpal forums.
>
> He's been nominated for a "Village Idiot" award after winning the "Busted
> Urinal" award for stinking up the place. Putting him in your killfile
> is highly recommended.
>
>

Right, nigger lover.
LOL

THE COLONEL

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Nov 15, 2012, 6:47:48 PM11/15/12

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"Squiggles the Assworm" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Another fine example of Squiggles stealing my lines.
LOL

THE COLONEL

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Nov 15, 2012, 6:48:27 PM11/15/12

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"Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message

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> shocking news from % <per...@gmail.com>:
>>
>>

> And there you have it CORNHOLE - even % considers you the Village Idiot
> and
> by golly I have to agree with him this time.
>
>

Now you two can finally come out.
LOL

THE COLONEL

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Nov 15, 2012, 6:48:49 PM11/15/12

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Show us.
LOL

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Nov 15, 2012, 7:09:02 PM11/15/12

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go to google , search soc.penpals

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Nov 15, 2012, 7:09:34 PM11/15/12

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> That means you were the first guy to get THE CORNHOLE.

i'm the one that named him the cornhole

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Nov 15, 2012, 8:11:25 PM11/15/12

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Gary Burnore wrote:
> In alt.usenet.kooks THE COLONEL <asians...@caribbeancity.net>

>> Right, nig[SLAP]
>
> <plink>

LOL , everybody hates the cornknob now , yay

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Nov 15, 2012, 9:07:54 PM11/15/12

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher, in <news:k83j7k$7r4$2...@dont-email.me> did

thusly write:

> shocking news from % <per...@gmail.com>:
>>
>>

> And there you have it CORNHOLE - even % considers you the Village Idiot and
> by golly I have to agree with him this time.

Translation:
"SSSSLLLUUURRRRPPP!! {felch, felch, felch}"

<snicker>

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Nov 15, 2012, 9:17:04 PM11/15/12

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gel assy

THE COLONEL

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Nov 16, 2012, 10:19:09 AM11/16/12

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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Like I said, shit or get off the pot, assworm.
LOL

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Nov 16, 2012, 1:55:13 PM11/16/12

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like i said i don't do what you say
LOL

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Nov 16, 2012, 5:32:20 PM11/16/12

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Bit Rot wrote:
> from THE COLONEL of COLON <asians...@caribbeancity.hawt>:

>> Like I said, shit, pot, ass
>> LOL
>
>
>
> Kooky toilet perversions noted you old rump-riding draft-dodging
> kook..

he wears his bird on his head

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Nov 16, 2012, 5:31:15 PM11/16/12

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher, in <news:k86e61$obr$4...@dont-email.me> did
thusly write:

>{felch, felch, felch}

DonkeyFelcherSaysWhat?

Still waiting for you to travel to Melbourne, FL and fight Emmett, you
spineless twat. Don't let us down now, you've already made all your
threats, Emmett's invited you to fight him, now is the time for you to
either prove you've got a set, or prove you're a fucking coward.

Three possible outcomes, two nothing but bad for you, DonkeyFelcher.

1) You run away like the coward we all know you to be.
2) You fight Emmett, he kicks your ass.
3) Ah, hell, this one will never happen.

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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Nov 16, 2012, 7:55:55 PM11/16/12

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher, in <news:k86hgr$isb$1...@dont-email.me> did

thusly write:

> shocking news from % <per...@gmail.com>:

> you hear that Cornhole? Assworm just kicked yer ass, for me.

Only because yer too much of a pussy to kick *anyone's* ass, you
shallow-chested, four-eyed, big-eared, buck-toothed, inbred, donkey
felching, threat making, running away from Emmett Gulley fucktarded
wimp.

When are you going to stop running away from Emmett Gulley and make
good on your threats to kick his ass, coward?

Or will you yet again turn tail and run from Emmett like a scared
shitless little coward?