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Star Girl

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Nov 17, 2009, 3:19:05 PM11/17/09
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Sometimes, just as a party trick, my best friend Jessica and I kiss,
just to drive the guys crazy!

It works. :)

now, thats real penpalling

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Nov 17, 2009, 5:13:00 PM11/17/09
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"Star Girl" <staront...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Who needs Viagara when you can watch them?

Rachel

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Nov 17, 2009, 10:39:20 PM11/17/09
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"Star Girl" <staront...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Rachel wrote:
A few years back, just for a joke, my best friend Bunny and I shared a soft
warm slow kiss under the mistletoe at a Christmas party. There was a sudden
silence in the room and, when we drew apart, everybody was looking at us.
Those women who didn't like me were all nodding their heads slowly as if to
say, "I *always* knew there was something funny about her," and the guys
were thinking, "No *wonder* she wouldn't go out with me!" It would have been
funny but Bunny had given me a little flitter of tongue which sparked an
unexpected reaction in me and I was feeling a bit confused, so I guess the
joke was on me. :-)


Mother Nature

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Nov 18, 2009, 2:06:50 AM11/18/09
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I've lived a sheltered life.......

Hoots

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:04:42 AM11/18/09
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I want to ...

<gasp> <clunk>


Sorry, the EMT's had to restart my heart.

Where were we?

Hoots

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:05:38 AM11/18/09
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Best Thread EVER!!!!

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 18, 2009, 6:47:59 PM11/18/09
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It's not too late, you know, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no
more, say no more.

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 18, 2009, 6:48:53 PM11/18/09
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She had me at "as"

Mother Nature

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Nov 19, 2009, 2:10:02 AM11/19/09
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I think I'll just stick to kissing guys. It's worked well for me all
these years.

Hoots

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Nov 19, 2009, 7:12:57 AM11/19/09
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BTW, sweetie, would you tell me this story again in more detail?

Take your time, I'm in no rush.

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 19, 2009, 7:30:50 PM11/19/09
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Okay. I'm right over here. :-)

Mother Nature

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:04:18 AM11/20/09
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You won't be saying that in the morning. <g>

Rachel

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Nov 20, 2009, 4:52:37 AM11/20/09
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>> "Star Girl" wrote:
>>> Sometimes, just as a party trick, my best friend Jessica and I kiss,
>>> just to drive the guys crazy!
>>>
>>> It works. :)
>>>
>>> now, thats real penpalling
>>
>> Rachel wrote:
>> A few years back, just for a joke, my best friend Bunny and I shared a
>> soft warm slow kiss under the mistletoe at a Christmas party. There was a
>> sudden silence in the room and, when we drew apart, everybody was looking
>> at us. Those women who didn't like me were all nodding their heads slowly
>> as if to say, "I *always* knew there was something funny about her," and
>> the guys were thinking, "No *wonder* she wouldn't go out with me!" It
>> would have been funny but Bunny had given me a little flitter of tongue
>> which sparked an unexpected reaction in me and I was feeling a bit
>> confused, so I guess the joke was on me. :-)
>>
>
> Hoots wrote:
> I want to ...
>
> <gasp> <clunk>
>
>
> Sorry, the EMT's had to restart my heart.
>
> Where were we?

Rachel wrote:
I just asked if you wanted to have a three-way with me and Bunny and your
eyes rolled up in your head and you fell on the floor making strange choking
noises. Are you okay now, Sweetie? :-)

Rachel

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Nov 20, 2009, 4:58:39 AM11/20/09
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>> Rachel wrote:
>> A few years back, just for a joke, my best friend Bunny and I shared a
>> soft warm slow kiss under the mistletoe at a Christmas party. There was a
>> sudden silence in the room and, when we drew apart, everybody was looking
>> at us. Those women who didn't like me were all nodding their heads slowly
>> as if to say, "I *always* knew there was something funny about her," and
>> the guys were thinking, "No *wonder* she wouldn't go out with me!" It
>> would have been funny but Bunny had given me a little flitter of tongue
>> which sparked an unexpected reaction in me and I was feeling a bit
>> confused, so I guess the joke was on me. :-)
>>
>>
> Hoots wrote:
> BTW, sweetie, would you tell me this story again in more detail?
>
> Take your time, I'm in no rush.

Rachel wrote:
Well, okay, but it's not really something I can publish here.
Can I send it to you at your ratty_dew address? :-)

Hoots

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Nov 20, 2009, 7:53:41 AM11/20/09
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<gasp> <clunk>

Sorry, tell me again, where were we?

(just telling me is fun)

Hoots

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Nov 20, 2009, 7:57:41 AM11/20/09
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This kiss, this kiss...

it's penpals

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 20, 2009, 7:28:41 PM11/20/09
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You're right, I'll be still asleep. :-)

Mother Nature

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:20:50 AM11/21/09
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So you're going to keep your lazy ass in that bed eh? <g>

Hoots

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:41:28 AM11/21/09
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You'd sleep with Ma kissing you?

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 21, 2009, 9:17:25 AM11/21/09
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Yes, after all, I was up all night. ;-)

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 21, 2009, 9:19:09 AM11/21/09
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Is that the picture they printed in the tabloids?

Rachel

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:42:54 PM11/21/09
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>> Hoots wrote: You'd sleep with Ma kissing you?

>
> Dr Chuck wrote:
> Is that the picture they printed in the tabloids?

Rachel wrote:
Reminds me of "Diamond Joe" Quimby's classic remark, "That picture doesn't
prove a thing! That could be *anybody's* ass!" :-)

Mother Nature

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Nov 22, 2009, 1:46:14 AM11/22/09
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He might be dead? <g>

Mother Nature

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Nov 22, 2009, 1:47:23 AM11/22/09
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Oh so you are still alive. <g>

Hoots

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Nov 22, 2009, 5:35:21 AM11/22/09
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:-)

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