THIS PIECE OF PAPER'S GOT 47 WORDS 37 SENTENCES 58 WORDS WE WANNA KNOW
DETAILS OF THE CRIME TIME OF THE CRIME AND ANY OTHER KIND OF THING YOU
GOTTA SAY PERTAINING TO AND ABOUT THE CRIME I WANT TO KNOW ARRESTING
OFFICER'S NAME AND ANY OTHER KIND OF THING YOU GOTTA SAY
...nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the
forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there.