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David Ritz

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On Saturday, 10 July 2021 17:26 -0700,
in article <MPG.3b53da85f...@usnews.blocknews.net>
(<http://al.howardknight.net/?ID=162604213000>),
Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.corn> wrote:

> Can anyone translate the following KooKbaBBle for me?

You know, having some context might prove useful. Is this something
Darlene sent you? The text appears to be referring to one of Rachel's
major malfunctions.

> al iverson?

Al Iverson is a well respected professional in the email arena.

> Inbox

Whose inbox? Is this copied and pasted from your Gmail webmail inbox?

> Bat Man

Bat Man would seem to be Darlene, although it's a bit hard to tell
from this abbreviated reference.

http://dritz.mako.ath.cx/dj/dj/darlene_jacobsen_posts_raw.txt

$ grep -iE ^From:.\*batman darlene_jacobsen_posts_raw.txt | count
1138 From: BATMAN <jacod...@gmail.com>
179 From: batmanc...@gmail.com
129 From: "Christine Smith Private Investigator Edm." <batmanc...@gmail.com>
44 From: BATMAN <batmanc...@gmail.com>
22 From: =?UTF-8?B?8J+SnQ==?= <batmanc...@gmail.com>
19 From: =?UTF-8?B?4p2k77iP?= <batmanc...@gmail.com>
18 From: DARLENE JACOBSEN <batmanc...@gmail.com>
9 From: BATMAN <darlen...@gmail.com>
4 From: batmanc...@gmail.com
4 From: BATMAN <batmanc...@gmail.com>
3 From: BATMAMMA <batmanc...@gmail.com>
3 From: BATMAMA <batmanc...@gmail.com>
2 From: Batman <jacod...@gmail.com>
1 From: Darlene Jacobsen <batmanc...@gmail.com>
1 From: Darlene <batmanc...@gmail.com>
1 From: Bat MAN <batmanc...@gmail.com>

> 6:18 AM (11 hours ago)

By 06:18, DarDar was spewing idiocy for an hour and a half.

From: This is Mike MCCLINTON <jacod...@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2021 04:38:28 -0700 (PDT)

[ snip twelve triplets ]

From: "jacod...@gmail.com" <jacod...@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: edm.general
Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2021 06:08:27 -0700 (PDT)

> to Rachel, me, Rick, Ryan

Rachel and you you know. I presume Rick is Scoville, to whom
Darlene frequently sends email at multiple addresses.

There are a couple of possible Ryans, one of whom would be Ryan
Gratrix at Telus, Darlene's service provider. This Ryan has been
included in previous mail sent your way, Checky, as shown in the
dolt's earlier post,
<news:9041f614-f2a6-4f2d...@googlegroups.com>
(<http://al.howardknight.net/?ID=162605383500>).

To: bobiforu[@]yahoo.com,
Al Jazeera English <english[@]newsletter.aljazeera.net>,
ali ibn ahmed el gamil <ali_ibn_ahmed_elgamil[@]outlook.com>,
Dolf BOEK <dolfboek[@]hotmail.com>,
bonnaccord[@]hotmail.com,
Greg Carr <gregpcarr[@]yahoo.ca>,
Kelly Chapwon <KNChatwin[@]gmaul.cum>,
Christine Smith <christinesmithinvestigations[@]gmail.com>,
Calgary Lougheed <calgary.lougheed[@]assembly.ab.ca>,
Dale Dick <kooksheriff[@]gmail.com>,
darcylaroseottawa <darcylaroseottawa[@]gmail.com>,
Darrell Larose <darrell.larose[@]gmail.com>,
The Doctor <doctor[@]doctor.nl2k.ab.ca>,
Darlenejacobsen[@]hotmail.com,
fifthtips[@]cbc.ca,
kat chim <katchim[@]hotmail.com>,
Rick Scoville <freespeechstore.fss[@]gmail.com>,
Fahad Ghazi <Fahad.Ghazi[@]telus.com>,
Rachel Golda <goldarachel[@]gmail.com>,
Ryan Gratrix <Ryan.Gratrix[@]telus.com>,
info[@]jasonkenney.com,
Wally Jackson <wally_beav[@]hotmail.com>,
justin.trudeau[@]parl.gc.ca,
Ragnar Lodbrock <ragnarthemighty[@]gmail.com>,
Roach <roach4994[@]gmail.com>,
Rachel Ben-Levi <rachbl71[@]gmail.com>,
muscleman73[@]hotmail.com,
Neil Watts <neil4wtt[@]gmail.com>,
"%" <persent[@]gmail.com>,
"%" <surffs[@]telus.net>,
Rick Sabian <ricksabian1[@]gmail.com>,
Rick.Scoville[@]gmail.ca

> Okay, first of all, if this is some new hot-poo poo kind of spam,
> let me know because apparently I've been missing out on it.

> If it's not, then I've been getting some pretty strange emails.

[...]

It's a bit of an inference, but as this is written in English, it is
likely something the dullard found:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1849262%26pagenumber=7

It sounds like Rachel pulled on the crazypants and flooded Al's junk
mail address with Bob Dylan idiocy. This is hardly surprising,
although it certainly left Al befuddled.

Al's analysis pointing to Rachel and rec.music.dylan appears to be
spot on. When I refer to Rachel and Darlene attempting to out-crazy
each other, it is not an exaggeration. Both are equally obsessed and
desperate.

> stiverson fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Apr 12, 2006

It looks like Al hasn't touched the article since long before Darlene
was trolled to Usenet: 8 Oct 2015 09:49:35 -0700 (PDT). No doubt
Darlene stumbled upon this while performing her mostly random Internet
searches.

==

Speaking of befuddled, two of Darlene's posts from yesterday quote an
email she received from you, Checky. The first includes a copy and
paste of the message, including the full headers. The second quotes
the complete copy and paste, which is then followed by Darlene's egg-
spurt analysis.

<news:36a22dcd-e4c8-4e4c...@googlegroups.com>
(<http://al.howardknight.net/?ID=162605585000>)

It seems Darlene managed to spot an evil IPv4 address in the headers
of the message, 209.85.220.41, which she managed to track accurately
to Mountain View, California, US. (Darlene managed to locate the
Googleplex!)

$ dig +short -x 209.85.220.41
mail-sor-f41.google.com.

$ whois 209.85.220.41 | grep -2 Amph
OrgName: Google LLC
OrgId: GOGL
Address: 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
City: Mountain View
StateProv: CA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googleplex

Darlene claims she made a comment regarding this IP address, at
http://ip-address-lookup-v4.com, as though it is something meaningful.

That Darlene is one super^W stupor sleuth!

- --
David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>
Never underestimate the gullibility of the average user.

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Checkmate

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On Sun, 11 Jul 2021 22:02:41 -0500, David Ritz had the audacity to say the
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> On Saturday, 10 July 2021 17:26 -0700,
> in article <MPG.3b53da85f...@usnews.blocknews.net>
> (<http://al.howardknight.net/?ID=162604213000>),
> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.corn> wrote:
>
> > Can anyone translate the following KooKbaBBle for me?
>
> You know, having some context might prove useful. Is this something
> Darlene sent you? The text appears to be referring to one of Rachel's
> major malfunctions.



Yes, all of this was a direct copy-pasty from my gmail account, which
she's once again decided to rudely invade, after numerous warnings to stay
the fuck out of it. I couldn't make any sense of her rambling and
disjointed k00kbaBBle, so I made it public, as I've promised her I would
do. She slips a new player into the cast, whom I've never heard of
before... you can't tell the players without a program...
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David Ritz

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On Monday, 12 July 2021 10:48 -0700,
in article <MPG.3b562037e...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.corn> wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.

> On Sun, 11 Jul 2021 22:02:41 -0500, David Ritz had the audacity to say the
> following:

>> On Saturday, 10 July 2021 17:26 -0700,
>> in article <MPG.3b53da85f...@usnews.blocknews.net>
>> (<http://al.howardknight.net/?ID=162604213000>),
>> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.corn> wrote:

>>> Can anyone translate the following KooKbaBBle for me?

>> You know, having some context might prove useful. Is this
>> something Darlene sent you? The text appears to be referring to
>> one of Rachel's major malfunctions.

> Yes, all of this was a direct copy-pasty from my gmail account,
> which she's once again decided to rudely invade, after numerous
> warnings to stay the fuck out of it.

That was my inference.

> I couldn't make any sense of her rambling and disjointed k00kbaBBle,
> so I made it public, as I've promised her I would do. She slips a
> new player into the cast, whom I've never heard of before...
> you can't tell the players without a program...

::sigh::

>>> al iverson?

>> Al Iverson is a well respected professional in the email arena.

As Darlene the dolt has been yammering about her neighbor, Al, it is
possible she edited Al Iverson into her telenovela^W soap opera.

[...]

>> ==

>> Speaking of befuddled, two of Darlene's posts from yesterday quote
>> an email she received from you, Checky. The first includes a copy
>> and paste of the message, including the full headers. The second
>> quotes the complete copy and paste, which is then followed by
>> Darlene's egg- spurt analysis.

>> <news:36a22dcd-e4c8-4e4c...@googlegroups.com>
>> (<http://al.howardknight.net/?ID=162605585000>)

>> It seems Darlene managed to spot an evil IPv4 address in the
>> headers of the message, 209.85.220.41, which she managed to track
>> accurately to Mountain View, California, US. (Darlene managed to
>> locate the Googleplex!)

>> $ dig +short -x 209.85.220.41
>> mail-sor-f41.google.com.
>>
>> $ whois 209.85.220.41 | grep -2 Amph
>> OrgName: Google LLC
>> OrgId: GOGL
>> Address: 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
>> City: Mountain View
>> StateProv: CA

>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googleplex

>> Darlene claims she made a comment regarding this IP address, at
>> http://ip-address-lookup-v4.com, as though it is something meaningful.

>> That Darlene is one super^W stupor sleuth!

I forgot to mention, Darlene's (and Dick's) go-to network
investigation tool managed to locate the the United States. See the
map at <https://ip-address-lookup-v4.com/ip/209.85.220.41>.

http://dritz.mako.ath.cx/dj/darlene_jacobsen_posts_rendered.txt

$ grep 37.751 darlene_jacobsen_posts_rendered.txt | count
5 37.751
3 Latitude:37.751
1 > 37.751

$ grep \\-97.822 darlene_jacobsen_posts_rendered.txt | count
5 -97.822
3 Longitude:-97.822
1 > -97.822

https://goo.gl/maps/PcsDPPbbG3bE3fie8

$ whois 209.85.220.41 | grep -3 StateProv
OrgId: GOGL
Address: 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
City: Mountain View
StateProv: CA
PostalCode: 94043
-> Country: US
RegDate: 2000-03-30

Darlene is quite the little stupor sleuth and a defective detective!

P.S. If DarDar still has her old Mac, running macOS 10.6 (Snow
Leopard), she already has direct access to many of the same tools I
use, including dig, grep, host, whois and more than a thousand others.
These tools are included in every macOS at least since 10.4.

$ bzgrep 207.228.78.6 /var/log/apache2/access_log.0.bz2
dritz.mako.ath.cx 207.228.78.6 - - [01/Sep/2020:09:22:28 -0500] "GET /darlene_jacobsen/ HTTP/1.1" 403 293 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.6; rv:48.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/48.0"
dritz.mako.ath.cx 207.228.78.6 - - [01/Sep/2020:09:22:29 -0500] "GET /favicon.ico HTTP/1.1" 200 1438 "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.6; rv:48.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/48.0"

http://dritz.mako.ath.cx/dj/darlene_jacobsen_posts_raw.txt

$ grep ^"NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.228.78.6"$ darlene_jacobsen_posts_raw.txt | count
51 NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.228.78.6

[pause]

Upon closer inspection, Darlene seems to have replaced her old Apple
Mac with a newer one, and traded in FireFox for Safari.

$ bzgrep 207.148.176. /var/log/apache2/access_log.0.bz2
dritz.mako.ath.cx 207.148.176.195 - - [23/Mar/2021:07:47:40 -0500] "GET /dj/darlene_jacobsen_posts_rendered.txt HTTP/1.1" 403 314 "https://www.google.com/" "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_6) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/14.0.3 Safari/605.1.15"
dritz.mako.ath.cx 207.148.176.195 - - [23/Mar/2021:07:47:42 -0500] "GET /favicon.ico HTTP/1.1" 200 1438 "http://dritz.mako.ath.cx/dj/darlene_jacobsen_posts_rendered.txt" "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_6) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/14.0.3 Safari/605.1.15"

$ grep ^"NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.148.176.195" darlene_jacobsen_posts_raw.txt | count
16 NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.148.176.195

.htaccess is my friend.

--
David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>
"I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention
to them." - Susan Sontag (16 January 1933 - 28 December 2004)

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