On the lighter side........
Lini
1.IN A LAUDROMAT:Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your
clothes when the light goes out.
2.IN A LONDON DEPT STORE: Bargain basement upstairs
3.IN AN OFFICE:Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
4.IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the
teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
5.ON THE CHURCH DOOR:This is the gate of Heaven.Enter ye all by this
door.(This door is kept locked because of the draft.Please use side
entrance)
6.OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything-bicycles,washing
machines,etc.Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
7.QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand.Any person passing this point will be
drowned.By order of the District Council.
8.NOTICE IN THE DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here
for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
9.IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
10.SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please stay in your car.
11.SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't
know it,there is a day care on the first floor.
12.NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for
free, but the bull charges.
13.MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you
how to get lessons.
14.ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything(Please knock hard on
the door-the bell doesn't work)
15.SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order.
Please use floor below.
Have a good week and remember to CHILL...:)
Dustcart
THE Dustcart
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Ophelia
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Mans Greatest Invention: Imagination - What's real is real, Whats not real
becomes real
Lini wrote in message <37AE28...@blazenet.net>...
The English Patient
EP
Lini <sh...@blazenet.net> wrote in message news:37AE28...@blazenet.net...
Lini
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> wonderfull Lini......
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Thanks Ophelia.....
I always enjoy illicting a smile, especially to someone as creative as
you.....
Lini
Lini
And you know how much I love "your" way with words....:)
THE Lini....
Lini
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> I always enjoy these Lini.
> EP
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As I always enjoy YOUR posts.....
Lini :)
The English Patient
Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.......... :-)
English Patient
....Piano for sale, 1 owner with twisted legs etc..... hehe