Do you recognize this well-known adage? Well, folks, if you happen to
be a homeless twat, living life in the slow lane--in back alleyways,
in the spaces between commercial downtown buildings, public parks,
etc.--then you will appreciate this.
The promise of sleeping in a real bed can be irresistible to a
homeless twat bent on pissing, shitting, and sleeping wherever.
Sucking a big cock may, at least for the night, get that homeless twat
outa the elements and into the comfort of a Simmons Beautyrest.
(Don't forget to wash your twat first, to get the "bugs" out.)
So then, help a homeless twat today. Give 'em a place to crash for
the night. Remember, the only roof over her head has been the lid of
a dumpster.
Thank you a have a pleasant day.
COLONEL EDMUND J. BURKE
Looks like asshole farrel is now homeless. Ernie