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Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:32:36 PM11/26/09
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Being of sound mind and studly disposition, Your Colonel took His daily
constitution this morning, no doubt while most of you were sucking your
thumbs still in bed. Along the way I had a pleasant talk with an old lady,
spit on some faggot's lawn, and asked a couple of Asian girls if they'd like
some hard candy.

About a half hour or so later, minding my own business, a homeless nigger
panhandled me on the sidewalk. The foul, degenerated coon was filthy from
head to toe, with a split up the ass of his baggy, shit-stained pants. "No
cash," I told him and went on. I hoped the fucker was dead by nightfall.

This evening my blonde vixen and I will be dining out with friends, none of
which are homeless coons.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A WONDERFUL TURKEY DAY.

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:41:57 PM11/26/09
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"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <edmun...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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quuer , hahahahahahaah
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Dr. Chuck

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:17:42 PM11/26/09
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What I learned from the Colonel's post:

He is a glutton and suffers from constipation, hence his bowel movements
are infrequent and it takes him longer than usual to relieve himself.
He is also a child molester, a known sex offender, and masturbates daily
to his vast collection of illegally downloaded Asian porn while
listening to his Adam Lambert MP3s.

slunky

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:21:16 PM11/26/09
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_/ Dr. Chuck <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote \_

He drives a Subaru Brat, but only when it's too far for his Rascal
battery to last the whole trip.

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-slunky

Dr. DRErnie

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Nov 26, 2009, 9:26:31 PM11/26/09
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i AM Gay. Ernie

"slunky" <slu...@cryptobug.com> wrote in message
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Nov 26, 2009, 9:33:01 PM11/26/09
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i am Farrel.Farrel


"Dr. DRErnie" <Word6...@pluckery.com> wrote in message
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slunky

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Nov 26, 2009, 9:53:41 PM11/26/09
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_/ Dr. DRErnie <Word6...@pluckery.com> wrote \_
> i AM Gay. Ernie

Yes Ernie, there is a fake farrel.

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-slunky

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 26, 2009, 10:12:33 PM11/26/09
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On 11/26/2009 9:53 PM, slunky wrote:
> _/ Dr. DRErnie <Word6...@pluckery.com> wrote \_
>> i AM Gay. Ernie
>
> Yes Ernie, there is a fake farrel.

It's going to be a Merry Baldspot, after all.

slunky

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Nov 26, 2009, 10:23:13 PM11/26/09
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_/ Dr. Chuck <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote \_
> On 11/26/2009 9:53 PM, slunky wrote:
>> Yes Ernie, there is a fake farrel.
>
> It's going to be a Merry Baldspot, after all.

How the Grinch Started a Snake-Oil Site and Bankrupted Ernie.

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-slunky

Ernie

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:12:01 PM11/26/09
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On Nov 26, 9:26 pm, "Dr. DRErnie" <Word69TI...@pluckery.com> wrote:
> i AM Gay. Ernie
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> "slunky" <slu...@cryptobug.com> wrote in message
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> news:slrnhguacc...@asus.zero...
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> > _/ Dr. Chuck <drchuck1...@verizon.net> wrote \_
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Commander cocksucker asshole farrel admits what she is using my name
due to her disgust with herself. Ernie

Ernie

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:12:45 PM11/26/09
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On Nov 26, 9:33 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
> i am Farrel.Farrel
>
> "Dr. DRErnie" <Word69TI...@pluckery.com> wrote in message

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> news:hendcs$ks1$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
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> >i AM Gay. Ernie
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> > "slunky" <slu...@cryptobug.com> wrote in message
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> >> _/ Dr. Chuck <drchuck1...@verizon.net> wrote \_
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Then you are an asshole. Ernie

Ernie

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:13:47 PM11/26/09
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On Nov 26, 9:53 pm, slunky <slu...@cryptobug.com> wrote:
> _/ Dr. DRErnie <Word69TI...@pluckery.com> wrote \_

>
> > i AM Gay. Ernie
>
> Yes Ernie, there is a fake farrel.
>
> --
>  -slunky

farrel is a real asshole. Ernie

Ernie

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:14:24 PM11/26/09
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On Nov 26, 10:12 pm, "Dr. Chuck" <drchuck1...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On 11/26/2009 9:53 PM, slunky wrote:
>
> > _/ Dr. DRErnie <Word69TI...@pluckery.com> wrote \_

> >> i AM Gay. Ernie
>
> > Yes Ernie, there is a fake farrel.
>
> It's going to be a Merry Baldspot, after all.

Not for commander cocksucker asshole farrel. Ernie

slunky

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:15:51 PM11/26/09
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_/ Ernie <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote \_

> On Nov 26, 9:53?pm, slunky <slu...@cryptobug.com> wrote:
>> _/ Dr. DRErnie <Word69TI...@pluckery.com> wrote \_
>>
>> > i AM Gay. Ernie
>>
>> Yes Ernie, there is a fake farrel.
>
> farrel is a real asshole. Ernie

Then Ernie is a synthetic one.

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-slunky

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:38:08 PM11/26/09
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"Ernie" <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote

i want Farrel for my sex toy

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:38:49 PM11/26/09
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"Ernie" <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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The Colonel is the real Farrel

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:43:23 PM11/26/09
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Ernie smokes Farrel tits

Ernie

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:11:24 PM11/27/09
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On Nov 26, 11:43 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ernie smokes Farrel tits

% licks commander asshole farrel's pussy. Ernie

%

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:17:26 PM11/27/09
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"Ernie" <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 26, 11:43 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ernie smokes Farrel tits

% licks commander asshole farrel's pussy. Ernie


Ernie is commander asshole farrel's pussy

slunky

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:17:25 PM11/27/09
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_/ Ernie <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote \_
> On Nov 26, 11:43?pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Ernie smokes Farrel tits
>
> % licks commander asshole farrel's pussy. Ernie

Better than licking his Ernie I guess.

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-slunky

Ernie

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:21:41 PM11/27/09
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On Nov 27, 4:17 pm, slunky <slu...@cryptobug.com> wrote:
> _/ Ernie <eprimea...@gmail.com> wrote \_

slunky

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:24:11 PM11/27/09
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_/ Ernier <eprim...@gmail.com> wrote \_
>> ?-slun

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Nov 27, 2009, 11:51:57 PM11/27/09
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i am the real Ernie ,

signed , Farrel

Hoots

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Nov 28, 2009, 9:25:21 AM11/28/09
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Asian girl porn is OK by me.

Sorry, just thought somebody needed to say it.

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Nov 28, 2009, 9:35:55 AM11/28/09
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i don't care who they are on just show me boobs

Hoots

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Nov 28, 2009, 9:55:42 AM11/28/09
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I like your thinking.

Yay for boobie girls!

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Nov 28, 2009, 10:20:50 AM11/28/09
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"Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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gotta be a reason why 86 % of the net is bare boobies

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 28, 2009, 10:42:34 AM11/28/09
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Only 86%?

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Nov 28, 2009, 11:03:09 AM11/28/09
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"Dr. Chuck" <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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14 % is full nudes

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 28, 2009, 12:13:26 PM11/28/09
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How many of them are on Facebook?

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Nov 28, 2009, 1:58:39 PM11/28/09
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"Dr. Chuck" <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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remember its boob x's 2

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:32:46 PM11/28/09
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Yay!

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:42:22 PM11/28/09
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"Dr. Chuck" <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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i know i've got the complete set but ,
right now they're out buying groceries

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