Re: BACK TO WORK TOMORROW

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>> Checkmate wrote:
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>>>
>>>>
>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
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>>>>>> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>>>>> assworm brain has to be rebooted.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>>>
>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>
>>
>> its still not as funny as when you did it , dig this
>
>
>
> And, what's even funnier is laughing out loud is not a sentence. Only
> Twinkmate would think laughing out loud is a sentence.


think , think ? , LOL

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>>>>>
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>>>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>>>>>> assworm
>>>>>>> brain has to be rebooted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>>>>
>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>

>>> Laughing out loud is NOT a sentence you dumbass Hershey Highwayman.
>>
>> Then why did you use it as one, followed by a period? Go fuck
>> yourself with a corn cob.
>
> You have the weirdest fantasies about Greg Hall, Pickle-Poachee.


LOL
>
>
>
> Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's
> dig out the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and
> laugh about heartily.
> (Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so
> they are fully readable in Google Groups.)
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>> Hi Bill,
>
>> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
>> stuffed really.
>
>> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
>> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
>> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
>> current or upcoming that will need attention.
>
>> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
>> # at home and work.
>
>> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
>> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
>> us.
>
>> thanks
>
>> allie
>
>
>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi again,
>
>>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.
>
>>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>>> for free and padlock it.
>
>>> cheers
>
>>> allie
>
>
>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hi Bill,
>
>>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.
>
>>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.
>
>>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>>> inspection in October.
>
>>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>>> week that I can come around and visit.
>
>>>> Thanks
>
>>>> allie
>
>
>>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>>> both something to aim for and save for.
>
>>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>>> weathers warm again.
>
>>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.
>
>>>>> Thanks
>
>>>>> allie
>
>
>>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>>> To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
>>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16
>
>>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.
>
>>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>>> have BO.
>
>>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.
>
>>>>>> Thanks
>
>>>>>> allie
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>
> Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr
> (Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly
> apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and
> time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's
> cleanliness rules.
>
> Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing
> himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from
> Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
> http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
> domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
> registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
> registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
> registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
> registrant_contact_city: Auckland
> registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
> registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
> registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
> The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.
>
> But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
> information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
> defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
> online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
> registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
> registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
> registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
> registrant_contact_city: Auckland
> registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
> registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
> registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz
>
> Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all!
> You could just be making all of this up."
>
> Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear
> Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a
> stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to
> pick on retarded midgets online. :-)
>
> But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.
>
> Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
> http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
> http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg
>
> Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
> Organthruster):
> Bill Keesing
> "'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay,
> Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the
> automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the
> northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that
> morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June
> 2009."
>
> Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start
> from where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
> Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment
> on Edgars Road:
> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A
>
> Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and
> the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room.
> Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
> Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his
> apartment and making it stink so badly.
>
> The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics
> room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's
> apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill
> Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill
> Keesing).
>
> Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a
> photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he
> walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is
> only one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along
> Edgars Road and see if any of the Google Street View photos match the
> photo that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) submitted to
> metvuw.com.
>
> We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the
> intersection of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue
> straight on Edgars Road to the next 'hop' on Google Street View past
> that intersection, we see the same photo in Google Street View as
> Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com.
> Note that, just like Bill Keesing said of his photo, Google Street
> View is looking in a northwesterly direction.
>
> One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
> submitted to metvuw.com.
>
> =========================
>
> So, what do we have here:
> 1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill
> Keesing (tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment,
> posted to usenet accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If
> Porksword OrganThruster is not Bill Keesing, how did he come into
> possession of that personal email exchange?
>
> 2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
> embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
> disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to
> harass the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of
> Melbourne, FL, US. If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing,
> why would he care if Bill Keesing's address were revealed, and run
> from usenet as he did?
>
> 3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration
> information by Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to
> Bill Keesing (and accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster)
> match exactly, as does the description of the property in question.
>
> 4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is
> only one block from the address specified in the old registration
> information by Bill Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to
> Bill Keesing, accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster).
>
> 5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain
> registration to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his
> true whereabouts, after he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet
> as a stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook.
>
> 6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I
> trust you can do your own search to verify this.
>
> 7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing
> site, when he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his
> website forum posts as far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as
> January 01, 2011. That matters little, as the Wayback Machine has
> archived it.
>
> 8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker,
> Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21
> Apr 2011, Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out
> of here.", his farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.
>
> Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
> 'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
> http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/
>
> On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the
> Internet Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...".
> The Internet Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.
>
> And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky,
> hoarding stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have
> probably not improved with age):
> http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
> http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif
>
> He's also got another website:
> http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
> Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
> According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site
> were taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293)
> that Bill got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In
> fact, that's them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with
> the baby stroller. Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can
> you believe Bill was ever allowed to breed?!).
>
> =========================
>
> The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible
> conclusion: Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is
> Porksword Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming,
> libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.
>
> =========================
>
> Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
> himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done.
> Not so, by quite a long shot.
>
> 1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
> (help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that
> domain for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely
> terminate that domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old,
> accurate information.
>
> 2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
> proclivity for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on
> retarded midgets online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive
> hoarding. The consequences of this are unforetold.
>
> 3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
> extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
> apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.
>
> 4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
> embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
> wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's
> still a creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children
> to avoid him.
>
>
>
> Relax, Bill.
> It's all in good fun, right?
> It's just words, right?
> Words can't hurt you, right?
>
> Right, Bill?
>
>
> (.) (_)
> U
> <evil grin>

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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:

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>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>>>>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>>>>>>> assworm brain has to be rebooted.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>>
>>>>

>>>> its still not as funny as when you did it , dig this
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And, what's even funnier is laughing out loud is not a sentence. Only
>>> Twinkmate would think laughing out loud is a sentence.
>>

>> It's an incomplete sentence, stupid. The "I am" part is implied so
>> go sodomize yourself with a pickle.
>
> The jar is empty. Could it be that's because you've got all of them
> stuffed up your fag ass?


LOL

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Anon wrote:
> Checkmate wrote in <news:MPG.2a26ed3e8...@news.alt.net>:

> More wishful fantasizing on your part... we all know you'll join in
> after he's started the sodomization.


LOL

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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>>>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>>>>>> assworm
>>>>>>> brain has to be rebooted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>>>>
>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>
>>>

>>> Laughing out loud is NOT a sentence you dumbass Hershey Highwayman.
>>
>> Then why did you use it as one, followed by a period? Go fuck
>> yourself with a corn cob.
>
>

> LOL is a simple acronym. Acronyms are NOT sentences, you erection
> squatter!


LOL

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> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
> >> >>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
> >> >>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
> >> >>>>>> LOL
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
> >> >>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
> >> >>>>> assworm brain has to be rebooted.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
> >> >
> >> >

> >> > its still not as funny as when you did it , dig this
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> And, what's even funnier is laughing out loud is not a sentence. Only
> >> Twinkmate would think laughing out loud is a sentence.
> >
> > It's an incomplete sentence, stupid. The "I am" part is implied so go
> > sodomize yourself with a pickle.
>

> The jar is empty. Could it be that's because you've got all of them
> stuffed up your fag ass?

The answer to your question lies with the person who possesses the empty
jar, pickle-poacher.

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Precisely! That's why I didn't type "My jar" but instead typed "The jar"
which meant your jar.

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> >> >>
> >> >> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >> news:1a-dnc0075OjgCDS...@giganews.com...
> >> >> > Checkmate wrote:
> >> >> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
> >> >> >> posts
> >> >> >> by Checkmate!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
> >> >> >>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
> >> >> >>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
> >> >> >>> LOL
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
> >> >> >> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
> >> >> >> assworm
> >> >> >> brain has to be rebooted.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
> >> >
> >> > LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
> >>
> >>

> >> Laughing out loud is NOT a sentence you dumbass Hershey Highwayman.
> >
> > Then why did you use it as one, followed by a period? Go fuck yourself
> > with a corn cob.
>
>
> LOL is a simple acronym. Acronyms are NOT sentences, you erection
> squatter!

It's an abbreviation for a commonly used incomplete sentence, you
pedantic pickle poaching poofster. Go play hide the sausage with a big
fat Kielbasa.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

And the mongoloid assworm has another tard attack.

[%]

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:

LOL

[Checkmate]

That was lame enough to get another LOL out of the aSSworm.

[pandora]

And a back pedal to boot.



--
http://www.gramsattic.org

[%]

pedal this , sasquatch

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Squat on a cactus, you fucking mongoloid.

[THE COLONEL]

> --
> Checkmate
> KotAGoR XXXIV
> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
> Line & Sinker award, May 2001
> Copyright © 2012
> all rights reserved

DOUBLE LOL!

--
Veni, vidi, vici.

[%]

[THE COLONEL]

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what THE COLONEL said:


>

I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much shorter.
He can barely manage two sentences before his little assworm brain has to
be rebooted.

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
>
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>
>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>> LOL
>
> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little assworm
> brain has to be rebooted.

[Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1a-dnc0075OjgCDS...@giganews.com...

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

That's plenty to describe you. LOLAFIYF

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2012
all rights reserved

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what % said:
>
>
>>
>> Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>
>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>> LOL
>>>
>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>> assworm brain has to be rebooted.
>>
>>
>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>
> That's plenty to describe you. LOLAFIYF

and the point flies right over his head YSAFAWGTNAGHITN

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>

> First, check out what Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1a-dnc0075OjgCDS...@giganews.com...
>>> Checkmate wrote:
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>
>>>> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>>
>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>>> assworm brain has to be rebooted.
>>>
>>>
>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>
>>
>>
>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>
> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL

[Bit]

China Blue Max submitted this idea :
> In article <5lfsf4....@news.alt.net>,
> =?iso-8859-15?Q?__Sir_=B7_Gregory_=B7_Hall=2C__Esq.?=

> The worm churns.
>
>
What did the worm say when he fell in a plate of spaghetti?

"Orgy!"

--
I'd like to send thanks to all the trolls, froggers and whackjobs
that make Usenet the barometer of the human condition that it is.
From "2012, Year of the Bit Rot" | $129.95 in hardcover and paperback

[Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

news:MPG.2a26c910e...@news.alt.net...

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir ￜ Gregory ￜ Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1a-dnc0075OjgCDS...@giganews.com...
>> > Checkmate wrote:
>> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>> >> posts
>> >> by Checkmate!
>> >>
>> >> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>> >>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>> >>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>> >>>
>> >>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>> >>> LOL
>> >>
>> >> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>> >> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>> >> assworm
>> >> brain has to be rebooted.
>> >
>> >
>> > LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>
>>
>>
>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>
> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL

Laughing out loud is NOT a sentence you dumbass Hershey Highwayman.

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:qf6dnaVDWe_0sSDS...@giganews.com...

And, what's even funnier is laughing out loud is not a sentence. Only
Twinkmate would think laughing out loud is a sentence.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

You had no point to begin with. LMAOASYITFWMBD

[Checkmate]

It's an incomplete sentence, stupid. The "I am" part is implied so go
sodomize yourself with a pickle.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Then why did you use it as one, followed by a period? Go fuck yourself
with a corn cob.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

[Anon]

Jimmy Gorman (aka Checkmate) wrote in
<news:MPG.2a26ed879...@news.alt.net>:

You have the weirdest fantasies about Greg Hall, Pickle-Poachee.


--

Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity
slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made it his
life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr.
(and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill Keesing from
Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ 1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so we'll
include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's dig out
the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh about
heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so they are
fully readable in Google Groups.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Bill,

> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> stuffed really.

> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
> current or upcoming that will need attention.

> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> # at home and work.

> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
> us.

> thanks

> allie


> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>> Hi again,

>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.

>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>> for free and padlock it.

>> cheers

>> allie


>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,

>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.

>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.

>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>> inspection in October.

>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> week that I can come around and visit.

>>> Thanks

>>> allie


>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>
>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>> both something to aim for and save for.

>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>> weathers warm again.

>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.

>>>> Thanks

>>>> allie


>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16

>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.

>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>> have BO.

>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.

>>>>> Thanks

>>>>> allie
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr (Bill
Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly apartment that's
stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and time for an inspection
to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing himself
(help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from Porksword
Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You could
just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear Bill
Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a stalking,
harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded
midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay, Auckland.
The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the automatic setting.
The picture was taken looking towards the northwest. It was a nice, crisp
walk to catch the bus into work that morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was
taken at 08:26 on 3 June 2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from where
Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment on
Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and the low
doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room. Behind the
electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) is
storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment and making it stink so
badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics room,
the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's apartment are
all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, posted to
usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a photo,
we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he walks to the
bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only one way out of
that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars Road and see if any
of the Google Street View photos match the photo that Bill Keesing (AKA
Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the intersection
of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight on Edgars Road to
the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that intersection, we see the same
photo in Google Street View as Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster)
submitted to metvuw.com. Note that, just like Bill Keesing said of his
photo, Google Street View is looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

=========================

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill Keesing
(tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment, posted to usenet
accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword OrganThruster is not
Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of that personal email
exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to harass
the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of Melbourne, FL, US.
If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing, why would he care if Bill
Keesing's address were revealed, and run from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information by
Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing (and
accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as does the
description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is only one
block from the address specified in the old registration information by Bill
Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing, accidentally
posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain registration
to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true whereabouts, after
he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I trust
you can do your own search to verify this.

7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing site, when
he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website forum posts as
far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01, 2011. That matters
little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker, Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21 Apr 2011,
Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out of here.", his
farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the Internet
Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The Internet
Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky, hoarding
stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have probably not
improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif

He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site were
taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293) that Bill
got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In fact, that's
them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with the baby stroller.
Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can you believe Bill was ever
allowed to breed?!).

=========================

The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag
kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.

=========================

Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done. Not so,
by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that domain
for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely terminate that
domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old, accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's proclivity
for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on retarded midgets
online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive hoarding. The consequences
of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's still a
creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children to avoid him.



Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>

[Anon]

Checkmate wrote in <news:MPG.2a26ed3e8...@news.alt.net>:

More wishful fantasizing on your part... we all know you'll join in after
he's started the sodomization.

--

Who is Gary Lee Burnore?

Gary Lee Burnore is a nasty net.stalker who is so deeply involved in
net.stalking and harassment that he's gone to the trouble of setting
up his own NNTP server and inviting all his psychologically-troubled
friends to use it.

Gary Lee Burnore
137 Meadowbrook Lane
Davidson, NC 28036

SSN: 316-70-3613
DOB: 10-13-1957
BORN: Southbend, IN

Operator of the Databasix.com NNTP server, and the following domains:
netbasix.net
usfast.net
ncfast.net

Databasix.com was recently shut down and has purportedly been bought
and set up again by another person of similar ilk as Gary Lee Burnore.
Some believe it is Mr. Burnore, under a false name. This is bolstered
by the fact that nntpd.databasix.com is hosted on a DSL connection
with IP address 74.211.246.36 (dsl211-246-036.clt1.dsl.speakeasy.net),
a MegaPath (formerly SpeakEasy) IP address in Charlotte, NC. This IP
address is 'coincidentally' very close to the other IP addresses
Gary Lee Burnore is using for other domains of his.

Gary Lee Burnore was convicted of sexually molesting a minor in 1997
in California.

Police Narrative Pages 1-7
http://bayimg.com/haNigAaBd
http://bayimg.com/hanIIaaBd
http://bayimg.com/HaNIlAabd
http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Lee Burnore's police confession:
http://bayimg.com/PANCHAaBd

His conviction brought with it the requirement that he register for
life as a sexual offender in any state he resided in:

Gary Lee Burnore's signed Sexual Offender Registration form:
http://bayimg.com/nanioAAbD

The above, zoomed in:
http://bayimg.com/OANiMAABD

Rather than face what he'd done, Gary Lee Burnore violated his
probation to avoid the consequences of his sexual offender
conviction and its lifetime registration requirement. He secretly
absconded from CA to NC; attempted to evade his probation officer;
failed to register as a convicted sexual offender; failed to
attend court-ordered psychological counseling; and tried to evade
paying victim restitution. For his efforts, CA hauled him back
into court and petitioned to revoke his probation:

Petition To Revoke Probation Pages 1-3
http://bayimg.com/LaNihAaBd
http://bayimg.com/laniLAABd
http://bayimg.com/LANiOAabd

Because of a misclarification in the legalese between the California
Interstate Compact for Adult Offender Supervision (CA ICAOS) board and
the NC ICAOS board, Gary Lee Burnore was able to get his conviction
pleaded down to "Assault On Female" in North Carolina (except for
that, he'd be listed on the NC Department of Corrections website as a
Convicted Sexual Offender, registered for life as a sexual predator):

North Carolina Department Of Corrections (NC DOC):
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Short URL:
http://goo.gl/FSN0W

You'll notice on the website directly above that Gary Lee Burnore is
listed as a "California Interstate Compact Offender".

There are only three ways to get listed on the CA ICAOS list:
Narcotics Offender
Arson Offender
Sexual Offender

Gary Lee Burnore, despite his denials, is a convicted sexual offender,
and we know this from the scanned documents above, and because he
REMAINS on the NC Department of Corrections website as a California
Interstate Compact Offender. If he were either of the other two types
of offender (Narcotics, Arson), he'd have aged off the CA ICAOS
list by now, but convicted sexual offenders are listed for life.

Gary Lee Burnore's PGP-signed confessional post:
http://www.shmoo.com/mail/cypherpunks/jun99/msg00146.html

Gary Lee Burnore now disavows having made that confessional PGP-signed
post, and has for years asserted that the child he was convicted of
molesting either seduced him into doing what he did, or sexually
assaulted him as he slept (he's made both claims), as well as claiming
that _none_ of it happened, that it was all a plot by someone he'd
harassed online, that he'd never spent any time in prison... except
he forgets his NC DOC record, and the CA ICAOS listing reflected
therein.

More reading material:
Message-ID: <0b1dd3d600712dce...@anonymitaet-im-inter.net>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/b7ab18a19c1d0bdc

Message-ID: <4c0fdcbb534c818f...@dizum.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/7911259ccad1dc09

Message-ID: <8ab6af816a7e504f...@dizum.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0830c4bd6ec481c7

Message-ID: <2c38499401819919...@remailer.privacy.at>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/50f591d0a4251e01

[Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

news:MPG.2a26ed3e8...@news.alt.net...

[Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

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LOL is a simple acronym. Acronyms are NOT sentences, you erection
squatter!

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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. wrote:

> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:MPG.2a26c910e...@news.alt.net...
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>> posts by Checkmate!
>>

>> First, check out what Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. said:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1a-dnc0075OjgCDS...@giganews.com...
>>>> Checkmate wrote:
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>>> posts
>>>>> by Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> First, check out what THE COLONEL said:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com>, dreaming, wrote in message
>>>>>> news:ppydnaSizvhi6iHS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>>> "so i might have to just make short posts."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And then he woke up and knew it was both a lie and a dream.
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't see how the little mongoloid tard could make them much
>>>>> shorter. He can barely manage two sentences before his little
>>>>> assworm
>>>>> brain has to be rebooted.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> LOL. SMACKDOWN by the wurm!!!
>>
>> LOL , he says in two sentences , LOL
>
>
> Laughing out loud is NOT a sentence you dumbass Hershey Highwayman.

LOL