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Bit

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May 23, 2012, 11:20:57 AM5/23/12
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Masturbating is a sin
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales
Outdated and naive.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick wank does relieve.
--
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Checkmate

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May 23, 2012, 12:38:39 PM5/23/12
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>
> Masturbating is a sin
> That's what some folk believe.
> But those are just old wives' tales
> Outdated and naive.
> And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
> A quick wank does relieve.

Masturbating is something that no one actually does, although everyone
sure seems to know a lot about it.

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all rights reserved

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 23, 2012, 1:28:59 PM5/23/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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> Masturbating is something that no one actually does, although everyone
> sure seems to know a lot about it.

I'd rather masturbate than have sex with pandora or shiny. At least I
can't get some disease from masturbating (or the crabs).

--
Sir Gregory

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May 23, 2012, 2:16:10 PM5/23/12
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> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:MPG.2a26b269...@news.alt.net...
>
> > Masturbating is something that no one actually does, although everyone
> > sure seems to know a lot about it.
>
> I'd rather masturbate than have sex with pandora or shiny.

I think it's more a case of you have no other options.


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THE COLONEL

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May 23, 2012, 3:17:27 PM5/23/12
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"Bit" <bit...@nomailnone.invalid> wrote in message
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If it's a sin, I'm hell bound.

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Veni, vidi, vici.

Bit

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May 23, 2012, 4:21:09 PM5/23/12
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Checkmate brought next idea :
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> reading posts by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Bit said:
>
>
>>
>> Masturbating is a sin
>> That's what some folk believe.
>> But those are just old wives' tales
>> Outdated and naive.
>> And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
>> A quick wank does relieve.
>
> Masturbating is something that no one actually does,
> although everyone sure seems to know a lot about it.
>
>
I try to masturbate once a day for the health benefits.

The other four times are just for me.
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Bit

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May 23, 2012, 4:38:57 PM5/23/12
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THE COLONEL wrote :
I have a medical condition that requires me to masturbate 10 times
daily.

It's called loneliness.
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