Is Troy Aikman gay or bi?
Matth81931
Troy Aikman's sexual orientation. A source of mine (who is from Troy's
hometown - Henryetta, OK) says that a guy by often visits Troy and spends
the night. This guy supposedly helps Troy train horses. However my
source says this mysterious guy hits the gaydar very strong.
Anyone know anything out there.
a flying squirrel
I heard that he had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped
and they found nearly a quart of semen.
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Brian Kane
:>Anyone know anything out there.
a flying squirrel (skw...@netcom.com) chattered:
:I heard that he had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped
:and they found nearly a quart of semen.
Silly Skwirl.
It was Suze!
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Darryl Gossett
todd...@freenet3.scri.fsu.edu (Todd Land) wrote:
> Who's Troy Aikman?
> --
Some homo. Or not.
Dar
Jeff Ronci
the handsome, talented and popular quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.
All the intrigue about whether or not he is gay sounds like a lot of
wishful thinking. *Sigh*
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Tim Wilson
(Matth81931) writes:
He delivers your groceries.
I was in Dallas this past weekend, and there are these billboards for
Kroger (of, as a friend of mine who works there says when you ask him
where he works, "A large food company out of Cincinnati") with Troy
standing there, all I-look-like-a-big-dumb-lug, smiling and holding a
couple of sacks of groceries in his arms.
So go Krogering and maybe Troy'll come over, deliver your groceries,
and blow you!
Dallas was mucho fun. More later.
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Joseph Olson
Jeff Ronci <z008...@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us> wrote:
>In answer to the frequently asked question "Who is Troy Aikman?": He's
>the handsome, talented and popular quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.
>All the intrigue about whether or not he is gay sounds like a lot of
>wishful thinking. *Sigh*
Maybe not... Seeing as he plays for the Cowboys, and everyone knows that
Cowboy suck!, obviously, he's queer, and spends his free time sucking. Or
somethink like that. (don't blame me, I saw a bumper sticker once and the
idea stuck).
Joe
Buck Foss
If so I can personally vouch for him as gay. Met this guy at the gay night of
a straight disco in Boston a couple years back. Big lunk. We exchanged
numbers and he called me that week. Went out to dinner. Asked him what he
did. Eventually he said he was a pro-quarterback. I said, "Like, for sure."
Now, I love footbal, but really couldn't stand the pro's, the Patriots in
particular. Anyway, we left it at that, and after the conversation I was none
too interested in dating, so we left the whole thing just there.
ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO TELL ME I COULD HAVE GONE TO BED WITH A PRO
QUARTERBACK????? Damn these silly notions I have of getting to know a man
before I go to bed with him.
Greg Havican
says he knows one of the guys who apparently is a steady boyfriend of
Troys and feels he's a reliable source.
Of course, the only way I could be absolute sure would be to sleep with
him myself. :-)
Greg
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gomer
What are you, a total moron?? :-) That same stomach pumping thing has been
said about *several* other celebrities that people suspected might be gay/bi.
It's been recycled so many times that it amazes me how anyone could take
it seriously!!
Michael Thomas
> a flying squirrel (skw...@netcom.com) wrote:
> > I heard that he had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped
> > and they found nearly a quart of semen.
> What are you, a total moron?? :-) That same stomach pumping thing has been
> said about *several* other celebrities that people suspected might be gay/bi.
You see, the unflying-skwirl is just a wee bit
jealous of that stomach pump right about now. He's
trying to avoid being next weeks tripe course at
Alain Rondelli.
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Jess Anderson
<go...@io.com> wrote:
>a flying squirrel (skw...@netcom.com) wrote:
>>Matth81931 <matth...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>[Troy Aikman]
>>I heard that he had to go to the hospital to have his
>>stomach pumped and they found nearly a quart of semen.
>What are you, a total moron?? :-) That same stomach
>pumping thing has been said about *several* other
>celebrities that people suspected might be gay/bi. It's
>been recycled so many times that it amazes me how anyone
>could take it seriously!!
Seems to me the joke is on you. I'm an expert in having the
irony detector turned off, so perhaps that's what your
problem is. In short, Gomer, it was a joke. Get it?
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Melinda Shore
>What are you, a total moron?? :-) That same stomach pumping thing has been
>said about *several* other celebrities that people suspected might be gay/bi.
Besides, everybody knows it wasn't a quart of semen. It
was actually a half-peck of gerbils.
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Mike G.
>> I heard that he had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped
>> and they found nearly a quart of semen.
>> --
>> a flying squirrel (Richard W. Johnson) skw...@netcom.com
>
>> SFO SA 0351 250 -SCT 12 151/56/49/2612/997/FEW ST SW-W/FH NE-SE OVR
>What are you, a total moron?? :-) That same stomach pumping thing has
been
>said about *several* other celebrities that people suspected might be
gay/bi.
>It's been recycled so many times that it amazes me how anyone could take
>it seriously!!
Really, gomer, have you no sense of................humor?
"I live on the highway - near the Puppet Motel. I log in every day - I
know the neighborhood well........They're havin' virtual sex - they're
eatin' virtual food. No wonder these Puppets are in a lousy mood...."
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Jon Pickhardt
Moron? I thought that was one of the sweetest chunks of sarcasm I had
read in a long time. Perhaps you need to losen up a bit, my friend.
Lassie
|> To add to the fray on this one, a friend of mine who is a sports writer
|> says he knows one of the guys who apparently is a steady boyfriend of
|> Troys and feels he's a reliable source.
|>
|> Of course, the only way I could be absolute sure would be to sleep with
|> him myself. :-)
|>
|
... he's a dog .. and I should know ...
woof
Tim Caldwell
|>
|> > SFO SA 0351 250 -SCT 12 151/56/49/2612/997/FEW ST SW-W/FH NE-SE OVR
|> What are you, a total moron?? :-) That same stomach pumping thing has been
|> said about *several* other celebrities that people suspected might be gay/bi.
|> It's been recycled so many times that it amazes me how anyone could take
|> it seriously!!
You, my friend, obviously have no humour ...