Natal Festivities
Michael Carden
Which two motssers were born only two days apart in 1964? Why, two of my all-time favorites, that's who. 36 candles for Clay Colwell today and the same for Amanda Walker two days hence.
Woo hoo!!! Two Dragons! Happy Natal Day to you both from a not yet
jaded water Dragon
Robert Cumming, relative baby, will be 33 on the intervening day.
That would be '67 right, Year of the Goat. I fell in love with a Goat once but he didn't fall in love with me. But don't worry I've fallen in love with at least *three* Dragons who didn't fall in love with me either
So Happy Day, Happy Day!
Have a blast, all y'all.
Michael, who just *can't* get his Netscape to do reply right now
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Michael Carden
Sodom/olog/ist, Studies in Religion, University of Queensland, Brisbane,
Australia
http://student.uq.edu.au/~s101014
"If I can't dance it's not my revolution" - 'Red' Emma Goldman
Clay Colwell
> Which two motssers were born only two days apart in 1964? Why,
> two of my all-time favorites, that's who. 36 candles for Clay
> Colwell today and the same for Amanda Walker two days hence.
> Robert Cumming, relative baby, will be 33 on the intervening
> day.
> Have a blast, all y'all.
It was absolutely wonderful. Sean cooked like a champion,
providing such delicacies as gazpacho, ceviche, glazed lamb
with plums, and Italian pasta shells with a spinach-mushroom-
sausage stuffing. Too many birthday shots, however -- I had
to nip the flow short, as I was getting woozy far too quickly.
A friend gave me the cutest little Nunzilla -- a plastic wind-up
nun that walks while shooting sparks from her mouth.
<tying threads> One of my presents from Sean: sex outside
(well, almost -- in the atrium/greenhouse in the back yard).
Hammock chairs are surprisingly comfortable for such
activities -- does that count as a sling for the Purity Test
(for those versions that include that among their list)?
-- Clay
Mike McKinley
Jess Anderson wrote:
> As for the Ass-Daddy, with whom we will deal on Wednesday and
> who phoned me yesterday apparently so he would have something
> to do while playing Solitaire (with actual cards, no less,
> which he was shuffling in the background)), he was vexed that I
> was trying to make him 29 instead of 28 (as though that were a
> difference worth taking into account).
Oh, the Ass Daddy! The Ass Daddy! Or to quote the Bard:
"To shake all cares and business from our age;
Conferring them on younger strengths, while we
Unburthen'd crawl toward death."
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Gáguti gídili lun ganali.
(The kettle has eyes for the deep ocean.)
Garífuna proverb
Clay Colwell
> Clay Colwell:
>>Jess Anderson:
>>>Have a [birthday] blast, all y'all.
>>It was absolutely wonderful. Sean cooked like a champion,
>>providing such delicacies as gazpacho, ceviche, glazed lamb
>>with plums, and Italian pasta shells with a spinach-mushroom-
>>sausage stuffing. Too many birthday shots, however -- I had to
>>nip the flow short, as I was getting woozy far too quickly. A
>>friend gave me the cutest little Nunzilla -- a plastic wind-up
>>nun that walks while shooting sparks from her mouth.
> Is there a companion monk that shoots sparks from his ass?
Not that I know of.
(Nunzilla would be complete if only its ruler-bearing
arm would move in time with its walking, whacking the
hell out of blaspheming owners.)
>><tying threads> One of my presents from Sean: sex outside
>>(well, almost -- in the atrium/greenhouse in the back yard).
>>Hammock chairs are surprisingly comfortable for such activities
>>-- does that count as a sling for the Purity Test (for those
>>versions that include that among their list)?
> Sounds like a day to remember.
Oh, 'twas.
Edgar J. Lawrence II
Clay Colwell <er...@io.com> wrote:
[snip]
> (Nunzilla would be complete if only its ruler-bearing
> arm would move in time with its walking, whacking the
> hell out of blaspheming owners.)
A moving arm shouldn't be so hard to do (not talking
of a retrofit on yours, here). However, a manufacturer
would probably increase the price considerably on
such a version.
Edgar
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