MuffDiva Index V. 1.00
Tsilke Pearlman
Having finally become tired enough of codes that don't fit
me to get off my sorry ass and do something about it, I present
to you my attempt at a code for us gyrlz. With thanks to Lea Delaria
I present to you the MuffDiva Index.
Instead of +'s and -'s, in an attempt to leave out any hint of
judgement in any factors my code uses !'s and *'s. The choice
of which position in ! and which is * is my own and not meant to
weight either symbol. 'Kay, PC out of the way, here goes.
MDI (MuffDiva Index) V. 1.00
THe B factor (Boots/heels verses Berkenstocks/Sneakers)
!! Never caught dead out of Heels of Boots (may even
wear them to bed)
! Boots/Heels most of the time, Berks may show
up at sporting events or trips home.
blank Owns both, wears both
* Berks or sneakers most of the time, Boots or heels
when on a date (or on the prowl)
** Wouldn't wear heels even at gunpoint
TE (The Trendy/Earthy fashion factor)
!! Wouldn't be caughgt dead in anything from last years
Elle (or Details/GQ)
! Trendy most of the time, has her earthy laid back moments
blank Trendy and earthy in equal amounts
* trendy on occasion, like holidays or her birthday.
** Earth mother Goddess
FB (The Femme/Butch Factor we go to a three ! scale here!!!)
!!! Sto-o-one butch.Don't touch me, just take off your clothes
!! She is Butch. She opens doors, pushes in the chair and unscrews
-all- the jar lids.
! Butchish, with a femmy side
blank No one can tell and she likes it that way
* Femmish, rolls up her sleaves with the best of 'em
** She's a lady. Only wears pants for gardening.
*** Elizabeth Taylor got nothin' on you.
H (Hair Length)
*** Completley bald. Shaves at least once every two weeks
(mmmm, that stubble on your thighs...)
** Close crop. Haircut every four weeks like clockwork.
* Short with a couple of sexy waves
blank Bobbed to the neck. She might be growing it out.
! Longish. Just enough for a sexy swing.
!! Long and wild. A lioness.
!!! Hair to the butt. Hair whipping a specialty.
O (The Olivia Factor (wimmins music tastes))
*** Owns the entire Olivia/Redwood catalogue, ever Mellisa
Etheridge, KD Lang, Michelle shocked, Two Nice Girls, etc.
never missed Michigan
** Has a healthy collection, has been to Michigan at least
twice
* Likes it, doesn't die for it. Went to Mich. once for the
experience.
blank Can take it or leave it
! Doesn't care for it, but if the potential girlfriend
wants to put it on the stereo...
!! Won't listen unless bargained with ("We can listen
to Nine Inch Nails next, I promise...")
!!! Would leave (the house, the relationship) first
M (Muscle factor)
!!! Competes in the Ms. Olympia contests, cracks nuts with ner
biceps
!! Very Buff
! Aerobic queen
blank can't tell with her clothes on
* softish, roundish
** check those curves!
*** Sink into my pillows, baby, this is the Goddess personified.
S (sex or slut factor - every code's gotta have one)
** Strictly polygamous, can't even spell monogamy
* Can be polygamous, just as happy with threeways with
the Significant Other and some chick at the Sex Club
blank negotiable, completley
! monagamy oriented but will experiment
!! Just you and me forever, babe.
K (the neccessary kink factor)
!! Likes everything - and we mean everything!
! Picks and chooses what she likes, will try anything
at least once, probably twice
blank kink neutral
* has definate solid boundries not to be crossed
** Vanilla, definatley.
u
OK, so there you have it. This make me:
MDI: b!!te!!fb!h*o!!!m!!k!s*
Feedback?
Tsilke
Lance Hartmann
>
>Having finally become tired enough of codes that don't fit
>me to get off my sorry ass and do something about it, I present
>to you my attempt at a code for us gyrlz. With thanks to Lea Delaria
>I present to you the MuffDiva Index.
Okay -- Truth Test! How many MEN here have already put together their
MuffDiva Index (MDI)? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
b te*fb!h*o(*)m!s!!k!
Note: parentheses are used for the 'O' characteristic to further
qualify the subject; namely "likes it", but "NEVER has been
to Michigan".
Considering the "size" codes available to bears/smurfs, I'm surprised
to find v1.0 of the MDI omits references to breast/cup size....v1.1 maybe?
Lance Hartmann (lance%hartmann.au...@ibmpa.awdpa.ibm.com)
Yes, that IS a '%' (percent sign) in my network address.
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Christina Zennaro
>Having finally become tired enough of codes that don't fit
>me to get off my sorry ass and do something about it, I present
>to you my attempt at a code for us gyrlz. With thanks to Lea Delaria
>I present to you the MuffDiva Index.
Great initiative. I suggest two more added.
L (Leisure time factor)
** always running on the way to the next match she is
about to play
* works out every week but enjoys friends over for a
chat too
blank enjoys both working out and quiet times
! goes for a walk occasionally but prefers to read a
good book and have friends over for dinner
!! "Where is the f*****g remote......."
PC (yes that too, and here it is appropriate with the judgement of the
+'s and -'s.)
++ certainly knows better that me what that is
+ mostly pc
blank does not worry about being pc
- likes to offend the pc-police now and then
-- couldn't care less about what the pc-police says
>
>OK, so there you have it. This make me:
>
>MDI: b!!te!!fb!h*o!!!m!!k!s*
>
>Feedback?
>
>Tsilke
This makes me:
MDI: b te**fb!!h*o*m***s!k!l pc+
Christina
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"Call me straight and I'll sue."
Julia Haviland
>
>
>
>MDI: b!!te!!fb!h*o!!!m!!k!s*
>
>Feedback?
>
>Tsilke
Yay! I love it. Good job. My MDI:
b_te*fb!!h*o_m!s*k!
I used a "_" for the blank, middle-of-the-road.
How about the Vices factor?
V (what she will put in her mouth or accept in others):
!! Eats, drinks, or smokes anything or likes those who do.
! Has limits but is experimental.
blank Doesn't (often) indulge but accepts other's vices.
** Perfers non-using vegetarians but will make allowances.
* Organic vegetables and brown rice only.
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Tim Pierce
>In article <1qki2q...@shelley.u.washington.edu> exo...@carson.u.washington.edu (Tsilke Pearlman) writes:
>
>>Having finally become tired enough of codes that don't fit
>>me to get off my sorry ass and do something about it, I present
>>to you my attempt at a code for us gyrlz. With thanks to Lea Delaria
>>I present to you the MuffDiva Index.
>
>Okay -- Truth Test! How many MEN here have already put together their
>MuffDiva Index (MDI)? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
>
>b te*fb!h*o(*)m!s!!k!
Why did I just know that a response like this one would be the first
to show up in response to Tsilke's?
disgustedly,
T.
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George Dalton Madison
>Considering the "size" codes available to bears/smurfs, I'm surprised
>to find v1.0 of the MDI omits references to breast/cup size....v1.1 maybe?
Perhaps (at risk of making a horrendous error while generalizing
madly) lesbians (or even women in general) aren't as
"size-obsessed" as men in our society tend to be?
() On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too
() good and not quite all the time.
() -- George Orwell, collected essays
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Melinda Shore
>>Having finally become tired enough of codes that don't fit
>>me to get off my sorry ass and do something about it
>Okay -- Truth Test! How many MEN here have already put together their
>MuffDiva Index (MDI)? Come out, come out, wherever you are!
[ ... ]
>Considering the "size" codes available to bears/smurfs, I'm surprised
>to find v1.0 of the MDI omits references to breast/cup size....v1.1 maybe?
Hey, Tsilke, would Lance be the sorry ass you got off of?
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Ailsa N.T. Murphy
>
> THe B factor (Boots/heels verses Berkenstocks/Sneakers)
>
> !! Never caught dead out of Heels of Boots (may even
> wear them to bed)
>
> ! Boots/Heels most of the time, Berks may show
> up at sporting events or trips home.
>
> blank Owns both, wears both
>
> * Berks or sneakers most of the time, Boots or heels
> when on a date (or on the prowl)
>
> ** Wouldn't wear heels even at gunpoint
>
the biker boots to go with the leather jacket and chaps?
> TE (The Trendy/Earthy fashion factor)
>
> !! Wouldn't be caughgt dead in anything from last years
> Elle (or Details/GQ)
>
> ! Trendy most of the time, has her earthy laid back moments
>
> blank Trendy and earthy in equal amounts
>
> * trendy on occasion, like holidays or her birthday.
>
> ** Earth mother Goddess
>
how 'bout us butches? we don't look too earth mother-y, even when we
aren't trendy...
>
> Feedback?
>
how about a gradient for PC, to include things like vegetarianism,
downward mobility, anti-fur, leather and animal products, etc. if "M"
weren't already taken, i'd call it teh "Mo" factor *grin*
and i'm a:
B** TE* FB! H** O**(***) M*** S* K*/!
the parantheses up ther are because i WOULD be an O*** if i had teh
money. ladyslipper would LOVE me *grin*
oh yeah, and the goddess factor? or spirituality factor, perhaps?
G Goddess Factor
*** Dianic priestess, paints herself with moonblood sith here Sisters
during the new moon every month. designing her own Truly Inclusive
Wimmin's Tarot deck.
** Into Womenspirit. Has all of Z. Budapest's books. Circles with
other wimmin pccasionally, or does solitary rituals.
* Vaguely interested. Has read a bit, but doesn't do a lot.
blank neutral
! What's wonenspirit?
!! Prefers to reclaim existing traditions.
!!! Religion and spirituality are a trap and are sidetracking wimmin
who would otherwise be useful to The Movement.
i'm a G**, to add that to the rest of my code...
-ailsa
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Jennifer S Broekman
> exo...@carson.u.washington.edu (Tsilke Pearlman) writes:
>>MDI (MuffDiva Index) V. 1.00
I like it.;-)
>How about the Vices factor?
OK...
>V (what she will put in her mouth or accept in others):
In the spirit of the original bearcode's basis (astronomical classification),
I think we need to do this particular section somewhat differently...
(m) - Meateating
(s) - Smoking
(a) - Alchohol
(o) - Other (whatever your little heart desires...)
Use +'s as intensifiers...
Thus V(m)+++ - Won't sit down to a meal if there's no dead flesh on her plate.
V(s)+ - Smokes a bit, but doesn't object to doing it outside
V(a) - Indulges occasionally
You get the idea...
-jenneke, who has spent altogether too much time thinking about galaxy
classification this week... Scm (r)???
I *am* family. How could I not have family values?
Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully -- Geoff Marcy
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform. - Alfred Kinsey
jenneke is: js...@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
Ailsa N.T. Murphy
> Lance Hartmann writes:
>>Considering the "size" codes available to bears/smurfs, I'm surprised
>>to find v1.0 of the MDI omits references to breast/cup size....v1.1 maybe?
>
> Perhaps (at risk of making a horrendous error while generalizing
> madly) lesbians (or even women in general) aren't as
> "size-obsessed" as men in our society tend to be?
>
i would disagree with the comment about size-obsessed, actually, just i
don't think we insist on BIG, just whatever size we like best...
Tane' Tachyon
This is totally cool except that I feel my answer would be
"Other: Explain" for practically every category ... just
for a minor example, I don't think dreadlocks fit into the
hair category. But now Windows MDI programming will never
be the same! :-)
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Tsilke Pearlman
>In article <1qki2q...@shelley.u.washington.edu>, exo...@carson.u.washington.edu (Tsilke Pearlman) writes:
>>
>> THe B factor (Boots/heels verses Berkenstocks/Sneakers)
>>
>>
>problem here. heels and boots are not necessarily parallel. how about
>the biker boots to go with the leather jacket and chaps?
You get to pick: Boots only, heels only, boots sometimes, heels sometimes,
boots, heels all the time. If the only time you wear boots is to
get on your bike your code would depend on how often you ride, m'dear.
>> TE (The Trendy/Earthy fashion factor)
>>
>>
>how 'bout us butches? we don't look too earth mother-y, even when we
>aren't trendy...
My definition of mother earthy includes non trendy butchwear. Let me know
what language would convey that, goils...
>oh yeah, and the goddess factor? or spirituality factor, perhaps?
>G Goddess Factor
>*** Dianic priestess, paints herself with moonblood sith here Sisters
> during the new moon every month. designing her own Truly Inclusive
> Wimmin's Tarot deck.
>** Into Womenspirit. Has all of Z. Budapest's books. Circles with
> other wimmin pccasionally, or does solitary rituals.
>* Vaguely interested. Has read a bit, but doesn't do a lot.
>blank neutral
>! What's wonenspirit?
>!! Prefers to reclaim existing traditions.
>!!! Religion and spirituality are a trap and are sidetracking wimmin
> who would otherwise be useful to The Movement.
Hmmm, thinkin' on this one....
Tsilke Pearlman
just enough control of this thing to make a V 1.01.
I like the vice codes and will definatley add them. What do gyrlz think
about the suggestions for the PC code and the Goddess (or spirituality)
code? My feeling is the Goddess code Ailsa came up with is a tad too
specific - maybe one with more generic terms, that doesn't assume
PC affiliation at the end ("religion in distructive to those who might
otherwise be usef to The Movement" at one end and Dianic rites at the other
leaves nowhere in the middle for me, for instance).
And, what about the breast size question? I left it off because in my
experience women aren't size queens gh to include it. Ailsa suggests
it's not about being a queen, but having a preference. I have a preference,
but it's rarely in the first group of things I cruise in women. If a clear
majority of women email me that they'd have fun with a tit code I'll
add one.
tsilke
Piglet
> My feeling is the Goddess code Ailsa came up with is a tad too
Yeah, there's nowhere for me, either.
>And, what about the breast size question?
Oh, ick. If we're (oops--should says "you're") going to include it,
for "fun", I think it should at least be outrageous--clearly non-serious.
Shape-related, perhaps?
Piglet