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Alan B

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Apr 26, 2001, 9:45:33 PM4/26/01
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I'm trying to determine if Lucas Tyler's thingy -- the male anchor
on "NakedNews" (http://www.nakednews.com), is circumcised or not.

I'm saying it isn't (he is Canadian, after all). You can check it
out for free at the site (but you'll have to pay to make it bigger
[enough to allow close scrutiny]). Paying the $10 doubles the size,
but on my screen, still indeterminate.

Yes, I should be spending my time wondering about other things,
but I'm not.

AB

Will Parsons

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Apr 26, 2001, 10:11:59 PM4/26/01
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Alan B wrote:

> I'm trying to determine if Lucas Tyler's thingy -- the male anchor
> on "NakedNews" (http://www.nakednews.com), is circumcised or not.

I've met him. He's circumcised.
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Ken Rudolph

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Apr 26, 2001, 11:04:13 PM4/26/01
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Will Parsons wrote:
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> Alan B wrote:
>
> > I'm trying to determine if Lucas Tyler's thingy -- the male anchor
> > on "NakedNews" (http://www.nakednews.com), is circumcised or not.
>
> I've met him. He's circumcised.

Be that as it may. He's still a lousy news anchor.

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--Ken Rudolph

Bill Lindemann

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Apr 27, 2001, 5:45:12 AM4/27/01
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Alan B wrote:

> I'm trying to determine if Lucas Tyler's thingy -- the male anchor
> on "NakedNews" (http://www.nakednews.com), is circumcised or not.

I like your usage here of what my English teacher would have
called a "dangling modifier" . Lucas Tyler's thingy is the male
anchor on NakedNews? I didn't realize it was so talented. And
they say men only *think* with their dicks.

-Bill


Clay Colwell

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Apr 27, 2001, 10:52:15 AM4/27/01
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Will Parsons <slapp...@atl.mediaone.net> wrote:
> Alan B wrote:

>> I'm trying to determine if Lucas Tyler's thingy -- the male anchor
>> on "NakedNews" (http://www.nakednews.com), is circumcised or not.

> I've met him. He's circumcised.

Did you ask him, or did you check under the hood?

Frank McQuarry

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Apr 27, 2001, 6:51:30 PM4/27/01
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I'll bet he just kick the tires.

Frank McQuarry

David W. Fenton

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Apr 27, 2001, 10:20:05 PM4/27/01
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adb9...@telocity.com (Alan B) wrote in
<3AE8CF3D...@telocity.com>:

>Paying the $10 doubles the size

That's what they all say, but it's never true.

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David W. Fenton http://www.bway.net/~dfenton
dfenton at bway dot net http://www.bway.net/~dfassoc

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