Why do fags walk and talk so funny?
Majhool al-Kabeer
I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Robert Koenig
From article <4q840c$bm2$4...@mhafn.production.compuserve.com>, by Majhool al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM>:
Actually, it's not so much the actual potato chips up my ass that make me
walk all funny and stuff...it's that Pringles tube that does that. And
that speech impediment thing has been cured by jaw surgery and all my
wisdom teeth being pulled.
KingCub, who laughs and laughs until he passes out.
Tucker
Majhool al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Ah, but its the ones you *don't* notice that far outnumber
the ones you do. Better "check six" - someone may be
checking you out and you wouldn't even know it.
Tucker - who is going in search of Diet Coke
Taylor
In article <4q840c$bm2$4...@mhafn.production.compuserve.com>, Majhool
al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
> funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
> like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
> really disgusting to see.
Probably because they've just been
fucked . . .
And that whiny fag accent!
Sterotypical . . . some do this
because they are effeminate;
others because they want
to attract others like themselves.
Of all the gay friends I have,
only one talks that way.
> Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
I could put you up against
a wall a fuck you really good . . .
Sounds fun?
Jay
Oh, such a post here will
usually just get you spammed, etc.
Is this why you made the post
in the first place? If so, you need
the look for better things to do.
The WWW is a big place!
Later
CTL
On 19 Jun 1996 05:42:36 GMT, Majhool al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM>
did indeed post to soc.motss:
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>funny.
Not true. You just don't notice the ones who walk and talk normaly.
> Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
Again, not true. You only notice the very few who do talk that way.
>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Nope, what's enough to drive you up the wall is biggots who buy into phoney
stereotypes.
Chris
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10> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
10>funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
10>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
10>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
10>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
If you replaced 'all' with 'some' you message would make more sense. I
probably look and sact 'straighter' than you do, yet I'm a homosexual.
Perhaps you should join another NG.
Peter
Lars Eighner
In our last episode <4q840c$bm2$4...@mhafn.production.compuserve.com>,
Broadcast on soc.motss
The lovely and talented Majhool al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
They act that way so that no one will mistake them
for clueless bigots.
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In article <cLIyxAwZ...@io.com>, Lars Eighner
<eig...@io.com> wrote:
>The lovely and talented [blorf!] Majhool al-Kabeer
><10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>>I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real funny.
>>Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk like they all
>>had potato chips up their asses.
>They act that way so that no one will mistake them for
>clueless bigots.
As for the potato chips, we wouldn't want the gerbils to
starve.
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BuggboyDC
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Does everyone else have the Lay's jingle in their heads?
"Bet you can't eat just one Lays, and not want more and more" or sumpin.
Sean, thinking Ruffles have ridges --- for *his* pleasure
"Nothing enhances a man's beauty like not knowing exactly what he looks
like."
Sean Bugg
DENNIS R. DUNHAM
In article <4q840c$bm2$4...@mhafn.production.compuserve.com>,
Majhool al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
If these homophobes dislike the gay people so much, why is it they
spend so much time checking out gay/themed areas?
What a bunch of clowns!
Dennis
"Ahh, vacation is just around the corner"
Harry Tran
Majhool al-Kabeer (10233...@CompuServe.COM) wrote:
: I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
: funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
: like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
: really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
: Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Those aren't REAL homosexuals, but straight men who play
homosexuals on TV. (Bad acting at its best.)
Commercial:
Two men sitting on a park bench -
(1st man in effeminate lispy voice): Hello, I have potato chips
stuffed up my ass, bet you can't eat one.
(2nd Man who resemble Majhool): Chomp Chomp Slurp Lick! "Yumm..
I think I'll have another!"
(1st man in effeminate lispy voice): "Oh no, I said just ONE!"
Harry "the bear is back" Tran
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C. Lupus Irremotus & C. Lupus Rubentis
> Majhool al-Kabeer (10233...@CompuServe.COM) wrote:
>
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
> funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
> like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
> really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
> Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Why do they do it? Because they can.
What I'd like to know is why so many straight boys have such flat
butts.
Remo
Nick Fitch
In article <4qehlt$m...@magma.Mines.EDU>, ht...@slate.Mines.EDU (Harry
Tran) wrote:
>Harry "the bear is back" Tran
Well it's about bloody time. Last time I saw you on here, you and Ailsa
were high-tailing it off with ZZ Top and the three bimbos in the custom
Volkswagon leaving me and the twink from "Sharp Dressed Man" to find our
own way to the nearest cheap motel.
Incidentally, he looked fabulous but he was hung like a whelk and he stole
all my hair gel.
-- Nick
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Donald Baxter
In article <835207...@bbs.eyecon.com> my...@bbs.eyecon.com (Myco) writes:
>Date: 19 Jun 1996 14:08:38 PDT
>From: my...@bbs.eyecon.com (Myco)
>Subject: Re: Why do fags walk and talk so funny?
I have yet to figure out exactly what "straight-acting" means. I'm not much
on interior design, opera, Streisand, Garland and many other things that
supposedly define the members of my sexual orientation but I am
definitely not mistaken for a straight person.
Donald Baxter
Vortex
Majhool al-Kabeer <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
>Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
Flame bait. Lame.
Vortex <^>
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Harry Tran
: Well it's about bloody time. Last time I saw you on here, you and Ailsa
: were high-tailing it off with ZZ Top and the three bimbos in the custom
: Volkswagon leaving me and the twink from "Sharp Dressed Man" to find our
: own way to the nearest cheap motel.
: Incidentally, he looked fabulous but he was hung like a whelk and he stole
: all my hair gel.
Hmmm....Shame. However, as long as he had a butt that was tight and
talented, you should be able to forgive him ANYTHING!
Harry "who at least has his priorities straight" Bear
Dan Johnson
"C. Lupus Irremotus & C. Lupus Rubentis" <WolfM...@Ames.net> writes:
>> Majhool al-Kabeer (10233...@CompuServe.COM) wrote:
>>
>> I've noticed that most faggots walk and talk real
>> funny. Why is this? Especially the walk. They walk
>> like they all had potato chips up their asses. It's
>> really disgusting to see. And that whiny fag accent!
>> Sheesh! It's enough to drive you up the wall!
generalization: 1) Most "faggots" are the ones you don't see and don't walk
and talk the way you say.
2) It's not so different from many pinboys (i.e. straight males) swagger. Come
to think of it, their accent's often leave something to be desired as well.
That's enough to drive me up the wall.
DJ