Bearcodes
George Madison
>In article <133...@sun.Eng.Sun.COM> fl...@bendenweyr.Eng.Sun.COM (Jim Graham) writes:
>>
>>Gorgeous? 'B3,f+,t,w+,cvdv,s+,mv' and sometimes known to wear
>>sweaters maybe, but not gorgeous! (Bob, the non-motsseur? Now he's
>>gorgeous at 'B4,f+,t-,w+,d,s+,b'. Aren't bearcodes great?)
>
>Yes, the bearcodes ARE great, but I'm still waiting for BBC or someone to
>post the manual so I can undertrstand them!
Well, I'll step in here and give y'all a hand.... while the NBCS was
originally intended just for the Ursines and Ursotropes on the Mail.Bears
list, since a number of us (myself, Ken Dykes, Bobby, and others I'm
undoubtedly spacing on) have put 'em in our .sig files and used them in
public, I think the next revision of the NBCS should be posted to both .motss
and Mail.Bears.
Anyway, a B3 or B4 indicates a short-to-moderate beard, probably well trimmed
(the B4 being a bit more "present" than the B3.) "f+" indicates more fur than
average, "t" indicating the Bear rises more than average above the local
horizontal reference, "w+" indicating that the Bear masses more than average,
"cvdv" indicates that the Bear _v_aries from Cub-like to Daddy-like behavior.
"s+" indicates an interest in some areas of sex beyond the simple basics (or
that the Bear in question likes **LOTS** of the basics!)
...and drat me that I can't remember what "m" stands for, though the attached
"v" is as above, indicating "variable."
>Or do you'all have bearcode scanners to do that for you?
Growf! Excellent idea!! We'll have to get the research dept. at Beartronics,
Inc. ("High Technology for Furrier Living!") on this at once!
[|George Madison, a/k/a George The Bear, a/k/a Furr 8-{)> ** BEAR POWER! **|]
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Jeff Stoner
>
>...and drat me that I can't remember what "m" stands for, though the attached
>"v" is as above, indicating "variable."
"m" is for muscular.
>>Or do you'all have bearcode scanners to do that for you?
>
>Growf! Excellent idea!! We'll have to get the research dept. at Beartronics,
>Inc. ("High Technology for Furrier Living!") on this at once!
I wanna be in quality control! I wanna be in quality control!
Have no fear. Tonight, I will finally get my act together and start
tossing ideas around, then on to Bobby in a long mail message, to
get the next NCBS (NCBS-II ???) together. He's been waiting (quite
patiently) for me...
/boulder/bear
soon to locally (instead of NFS) mount /smokey/bear... ;-)
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