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Christopher Suley

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Dec 10, 1992, 2:55:38 PM12/10/92
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Oh, baby, I need something NOW! Please, if you are a male in the New
York/Cornell area, I want to have some male S&M With you, now, baby.

[Please no one, be offended, or I'll cum in your month]

NAME

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Dec 11, 1992, 1:29:22 AM12/11/92
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In article <1992Dec11....@tc.cornell.edu>, m...@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>Ah. Makes me proud to be at Cornell.
>
>mdw (getting the restraining order signed now)
>
>--
>Matt Welsh m...@tc.cornell.edu Cornell Theory Center
> "Go on, emote! I was raised on thought balloons!"


Ah..skip the restraining order and just go smack Christopher Christensen for
leaving his terminal on-line and unattended...cuz that certainly resembles a
flame-bait, "oh-email me with responses'" bullshit-type post

But that is just my guess...


Later.
-justin

Phillip J. Birmingham

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Dec 11, 1992, 11:02:31 AM12/11/92
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In article <00964E74...@vms.csd.mu.edu>, 2767ho...@vms.csd.mu.edu (NAME) writes:
> In article <1992Dec11....@tc.cornell.edu>, m...@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>In article <1980Dec8.1...@cs.cornell.edu> csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>>Oh, baby, I need something NOW! Please, if you are a male in the New
>>>York/Cornell area, I want to have some male S&M With you, now, baby.
>>>
>>>[Please no one, be offended, or I'll cum in your month]
>>
>>Ah. Makes me proud to be at Cornell.
>>
>>mdw (getting the restraining order signed now)
>
> Ah..skip the restraining order and just go smack Christopher Christensen for
> leaving his terminal on-line and unattended...cuz that certainly resembles a
> flame-bait, "oh-email me with responses'" bullshit-type post
>
> But that is just my guess...

Maybe we should ask Big Al's roomie...

--
Phillip J. Birmingham birm...@fnal.fnal.gov
I don't speak for Fermilab, although my mouth is probably big enough...

Randolph S. Vance

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Dec 11, 1992, 1:45:59 PM12/11/92
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You'll come in our MONTH? Wow, didn't know you were on the rag......;-)

BTW, My favorite month is January! ;-)

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RSVA...@ukpr.uky.edu
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-Ren Hoek

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Christopher Suley

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Dec 11, 1992, 2:27:33 PM12/11/92
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This article was a forgery. A simple look at the Path and Sender fields
shows that.

Path: cornell!rochester!udel!darwin.sura.net!wupost!uwm.edu!ogicse!mimbres.cs.unm.edu!constellation!darkside!cs.cornell.edu!csuley
From: csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.sex.motss,soc.motss
Subject: I'm so hot and horny
Message-ID: <1980Dec8.1...@cs.cornell.edu>
Date: 10 Dec 92 19:55:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1980Dec8.195538.13098
Sender: ne...@darkside.osrhe.uoknor.edu
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Lines: 4
Nntp-Posting-Host: okcforum.osrhe.uoknor.edu
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If you're going to forge, do it right, huh?

Unfortunately, I haven't received any offers in the mail, just a lot of
helpful advice on remembering to log out. *sigh*

Robert Coren

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Dec 11, 1992, 3:14:39 PM12/11/92
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In article <1980Dec8.1...@cs.cornell.edu>,

csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley [or not, as the case may be]) writes:
>
> [Please no one, be offended, or I'll cum in your month]

Oh? Do you only "cum" at specified times of year? Under selected
astrological signs, perhaps?

Matt Welsh

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Dec 11, 1992, 5:07:27 PM12/11/92
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In article <1992Dec11....@cs.cornell.edu> csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>This article was a forgery. A simple look at the Path and Sender fields
>shows that.
>
>Path: cornell!rochester!udel!darwin.sura.net!wupost!uwm.edu!ogicse!mimbres.cs.unm.edu!constellation!darkside!cs.cornell.edu!csuley
>From: csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
>Subject: I'm so hot and horny
>Sender: ne...@darkside.osrhe.uoknor.edu
>Nntp-Posting-Host: okcforum.osrhe.uoknor.edu

I wish it wasn't true, but he's right. My path line (which should be just batcomputer!cs.cornell.edu!csuley) is VERY
long. If he posted the article, he took the Long Road Home[tm].

Darn. And he was so close, too.

mdw

Andrew C. Crowell

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Dec 11, 1992, 7:02:27 PM12/11/92
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Isn't it _amazing_ what you can do with open terminals these days? Everyone
say "ooooooooooh!"...

DACC.

Alan Smith

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Dec 11, 1992, 7:50:21 PM12/11/92
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In article <1992Dec11...@fnalo.fnal.gov> birm...@fnalo.fnal.gov (Phillip J. Birmingham) writes:
>In article <00964E74...@vms.csd.mu.edu>, 2767ho...@vms.csd.mu.edu (NAME) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec11....@tc.cornell.edu>, m...@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>In article <1980Dec8.1...@cs.cornell.edu> csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>>>Oh, baby, I need something NOW! Please, if you are a male in the New
>>>>York/Cornell area, I want to have some male S&M With you, now, baby.
>>>>[Please no one, be offended, or I'll cum in your month]
>>>Ah. Makes me proud to be at Cornell.
>>>mdw (getting the restraining order signed now)
>> Ah..skip the restraining order and just go smack Christopher Christensen for
>> leaving his terminal on-line and unattended...cuz that certainly resembles a
>> flame-bait, "oh-email me with responses'" bullshit-type post
>> But that is just my guess...
> Maybe we should ask Big Al's roomie...
>
Oh, all right, I'll get him... Hey [name deleted due to lack of consent]!
Does this look like a forgot to logoff post?

"Yup. Two in as many days. Odd. Must be finals week or somethin'"

So, is the matter settled now?

Big Al's Neighbor. (No, I'm not gonna let this joke go 'till somebody comes
over here and pries it out!)

Mike Ciaraldi

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Dec 11, 1992, 8:22:07 PM12/11/92
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>>>In article <1980Dec8.1...@cs.cornell.edu> csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>>>Oh, baby, I need something NOW! Please, if you are a male in the New
>>>>York/Cornell area, I want to have some male S&M With you, now, baby.
>>>>
>>>Ah. Makes me proud to be at Cornell.
>>>
>>>mdw (getting the restraining order signed now)

I don't think that's the kind of "restraint" he had in mind!

Mike Ciaraldi
University of Rochester

StarOwl

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Dec 11, 1992, 9:50:42 PM12/11/92
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csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:

|This article was a forgery. A simple look at the Path and Sender fields
|shows that.

|Path: cornell!rochester!udel!darwin.sura.net!wupost!uwm.edu!ogicse!mimbres.cs.
|unm.edu!constellation!darkside!cs.cornell.edu!csuley
|Sender: ne...@darkside.osrhe.uoknor.edu
|Nntp-Posting-Host: okcforum.osrhe.uoknor.edu

|If you're going to forge, do it right, huh?

Erm... I'm not positive, but this could just be evidence that someone used
your account to connect to a different NNTPserver (okcforum.orshe.uoknor.edu
in this case) and post...which would be a lot of senseless work for a
nasty little prank, I'll admit. However, the path line does seem to
back this up -- the post was apparently sent from csu...@cs.cornell.edu
through darkside's NNTP server.

For an illustration of the results of using a remote NNTPserver to post,
check the headers of this article. I assure you, it isn't a forgery.

Anyway, if you didn't post it, either you accidentally did forget to
log out (shame, shame!), or you have a nasty little friend. :)

Good luck!

--
Michael Adams | Science without religion is lame;
Actuarial Science Program @ UIUC | religion without science is blind.
Sta...@uiuc.edu | -- Thomas Edison
NBCS: B1f+t-w+g+k++s+me+h-qv |

Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY)

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Dec 12, 1992, 1:11:05 PM12/12/92
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In article <1980Dec8.1...@cs.cornell.edu> csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:

I just had some bandwidth to waste, and I thought this would be an appropriate
place... I'm not 'no one' but I'll act offended, so will you cum in my mouth?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ^D

Nigel Burrows

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Dec 12, 1992, 2:01:14 PM12/12/92
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csu...@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:

Me too!

n...@left.myself.logged.on ....

D. H.

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Dec 24, 1992, 2:20:00 AM12/24/92
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In article <Bz4DG...@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, da...@cmp-rt.music.uiuc.edu (Andrew C. Crowell) writes...


"ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!"

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