Houseboy wanted - Los Angeles
hous...@gaianet.net
Houseboy Wanted
Live-in houseboy wanted for private Los Angeles estate. You should be
under 25, honest, friendly, dependable, no drugs. Room and board, plus
$1,000 to $1,500 per month as well as health insurance and use of a car.
Varying but flexible schedule, estate owners are two likeable 20-something
guys. Will relocate the right person if necessary. Excellent long-term
opportunity for the right person. No experience necessary.
If you are interested, please call 310-271-6378 or send email to
hous...@gaianet.net
Mark Wasson
In article <505g9s$9...@herald.concentric.net>, hous...@gaianet.net writes:
|> Houseboy Wanted
|>
|> Live-in houseboy wanted for private Los Angeles estate. You should be
|> under 25, honest, friendly, dependable, no drugs. Room and board, plus
|> $1,000 to $1,500 per month as well as health insurance and use of a car.
What? No 401k or pension plan?
|> Varying but flexible schedule, estate owners are two likeable 20-something
|> guys. Will relocate the right person if necessary. Excellent long-term
|> opportunity for the right person. No experience necessary.
I can't help but wonder what the long-term opportunity is if the houseboy
must be under 25. And if a 47-year-old woman applied for this position,
could she be legally turned down for age or gender reasons?
Mark
Michael Thomas
to...@ontek.com (Tony Sarris) writes:
> Tony, all this talk about film and houseboyz reminds me that our own
> ModBob hasn't run one of these ads for a new HouseBoy yet. Soc.motss
> regulars should get first crack!
That's cuz Bop already has Doogums lined up!
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for change between the sofa cushions.
Nick Fitch
In article <50hhgq$d...@mailgate.lexis-nexis.com>, ma...@lexis-nexis.com
(Mark Wasson) wrote:
> I can't help but wonder what the long-term opportunity is if the houseboy
> must be under 25.
> And if a 47-year-old woman applied for this position,
> could she be legally turned down for age or gender reasons?
You know, this is the big sticking point in my own embryonic
housekeeper-aquisition plans. I still can't decide whether I want Ethan
Hawke or Alice from the Brady Bunch.
Perhaps I should get a bigger apartment and hire them both.
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David Morck
In article <nfitch-0409...@julius.extern.ucsd.edu>,
Nick Fitch <nfi...@popmail.ucsd.edu> wrote:
>You know, this is the big sticking point in my own embryonic
>housekeeper-aquisition plans. I still can't decide whether I want Ethan
>Hawke or Alice from the Brady Bunch.
Alice. Definitely Alice.
>Perhaps I should get a bigger apartment and hire them both.
Now, don't be greedy... :-)
dave, big Ann B. Davis fan
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Queen of the Damned
Michael Thomas (mi...@fasolt.mtcc.com) wrote:
: to...@ontek.com (Tony Sarris) writes:
: > Tony, all this talk about film and houseboyz reminds me that our own
: > ModBob hasn't run one of these ads for a new HouseBoy yet. Soc.motss
: > regulars should get first crack!
: That's cuz Bop already has Doogums lined up!
In fact, Bop has been keeping little secrets from us.
I think he's afraid that if he takes in any more, the
authorities are going to start asking a few questions.
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*X*
Queen of the Damned
Tony Sarris (to...@ontek.com) wrote:
: In article <50hhgq$d...@mailgate.lexis-nexis.com>, ma...@lexis-nexis.com
: (Mark Wasson) wrote:
: >And if a 47-year-old woman applied for this position,
: > could she be legally turned down for age or gender reasons?
: I'm not a lawyer, so you'd have to check a good legal database (know any,
: Mark?) -- but I think it is illegal to discriminate in employment in
: California based on gender and age unless there is something so intrinsic
: to the job that it can't be done by anybody else. Like a role in a movie
: or a play. Hey, maybe they could film the houseboy at work and then they'd
: be exempt from the law.
When last I was at a wee little startup company, there wasn't
much trouble with discrimination laws for companies under a
certain size (a rather small size, too, like seven people).
Ironically, i was quite diverse - half of the company would
have been "minority," (and the other half was Jewish).
Now, "houseboys" kind of sit on the fence, as it were, between
employees and renters. It is illegal to discriminate based
on much of anything (short of 'inability to pay rent') in
housing.
Charles Craig
In article <nfitch-0409...@julius.extern.ucsd.edu>,
Nick Fitch <nfi...@popmail.ucsd.edu> wrote:
>In article <50hhgq$d...@mailgate.lexis-nexis.com>, ma...@lexis-nexis.com
>(Mark Wasson) wrote:
>
>> must be under 25.
>
>> could she be legally turned down for age or gender reasons?
>
>housekeeper-aquisition plans. I still can't decide whether I want Ethan
>Hawke or Alice from the Brady Bunch.
>
Get with the '90's, Nick. All evolved employers offer flextime
nowadays. So you have Alice in the daytime, and Ethan at night.
chuk "Not sure how telecommuting fits in here" craig
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Robert Emery Smith
I'm being ribbed mercilessly by friends and maligned by jealous fellow
Noiristas:
> : to...@ontek.com (Tony Sarris) writes:
> : > Tony, all this talk about film and houseboyz reminds me that our own
> : > ModBob hasn't run one of these ads for a new HouseBoy yet. Soc.motss
> : > regulars should get first crack!
Hmm. "Applicants should look like Christopher Atkins in his _Blue Lagoon_
phase, wear baggy sweatpants that gloriously fail at concealing much of
anything in the morning, be a gourmet cook, a fastidious housecleaner, do
laundry, fold clothes and wash dishes, provide personal swim coaching, be
a superlative friend and confidant, source recreational supplies, and
serve as an exquisite nude model in public and private settings."
No, I think the recently erstwhile houseboy's gonna' be hard to replace...
I think I'll just pine alone for a while amongst the burgeoning clutter.
*sigh*
> Michael Thomas (mi...@fasolt.mtcc.com) wrote:
> : That's cuz Bop already has Doogums lined up!
Naw, Doogums is a little... uh... erm... _superannuated_ for this job.
Splat:
> In fact, Bop has been keeping little secrets from us.
> I think he's afraid that if he takes in any more, the
> authorities are going to start asking a few questions.
Mwah-ah-ah-ah-ah. You'll never know, now will you, Splatasha? Pity.
Bob, who's not quite as evil as
he might sound
Doogie
In article Michael Thomas <mi...@fasolt.mtcc.com> writes:
> That's cuz Bop already has Doogums lined up!
Believe me, if I wasn't working night and day on this software
project, I would gladly be Bop's HouseBoy. Cleaning sinks is
infinitely better that writing Sybase triggers.
- Doogie
Who spent the Labor day weekend, eating, surfing, and shmoozing
with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
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Brian Kane
Michael Thomas:
>Tony Sarris:
>>Tony, all this talk about film and houseboyz reminds me that our own
>>ModBob hasn't run one of these ads for a new HouseBoy yet. Soc.motss
>>regulars should get first crack!
"Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my cameo!"
--
Brian Kane~~ka...@buast7.bu.edu~~http://buast7.bu.edu/~kane/
Mike Jankulak
Doogie <doo...@nic.cerf.net> wrote:
> - Doogie
>Who spent the Labor day weekend, eating, surfing, and shmoozing
>with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
What's his penis look like?
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Jess Anderson
In article <50mt8v$f...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
Mike Jankulak <am...@freenet5.carleton.ca> wrote:
>Doogie <doo...@nic.cerf.net> wrote:
>>Who spent the Labor day weekend, eating, surfing, and shmoozing
>>with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
>What's his penis look like?
Even more important, what were his SAT scores?
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Mike Reaser
Jess Anderson (ande...@macc.wisc.edu) wrote:
: Mike Jankulak <am...@freenet5.carleton.ca> wrote:
: >Doogie <doo...@nic.cerf.net> wrote:
: >>Who spent the Labor day weekend, eating, surfing, and shmoozing
: >>with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
: >What's his penis look like?
: Even more important, what were his SAT scores?
Jess, I'm ashamed of you -- how could you forget *Hugo* *Wolf*?
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Mike Reaser
Doogie (doo...@nic.cerf.net) wrote:
: - Doogie
: Who spent the Labor day weekend, eating, surfing, and shmoozing
: with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
So Dreyfuss passed your "twink enough for me to allow him to be in
my presence" test?
Jess Anderson
In article <50pdal$a...@mordred.gatech.edu>,
Mike Reaser <m...@photobooks.atdc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>Jess Anderson (ande...@macc.wisc.edu) wrote:
>: Mike Jankulak <am...@freenet5.carleton.ca> wrote:
>: >Doogie <doo...@nic.cerf.net> wrote:
>: >>with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
>: Even more important, what were his SAT scores?
>Jess, I'm ashamed of you -- how could you forget *Hugo* *Wolf*?
I didn't forget. I just thought it a bit too-too for
the moment. But now that you insist:
Even *more* imporant, what does he think of Hugo Wolf?
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<> it is like winning a prize in a lottery in which we did not
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Doogie
In article ande...@doit.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson) writes:
>In article <50mt8v$f...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
>Mike Jankulak <am...@freenet5.carleton.ca> wrote:
>
>>Doogie <doo...@nic.cerf.net> wrote:
>
>>>Who spent the Labor day weekend, eating, surfing, and shmoozing
>>>with Richard Dreyfuss about Dudy Kravitz..
>
>>What's his penis look like?
>
>Even more important, what were his SAT scores?
>
Hhhmmmmm, interesting questions. He sat down next to me at
my favorite sushi bar in the valley. I naturally didn't
immediately think to ask him about his penis or SAT scores,
but I did comment on his new car, which he had just picked
up from the Merecedes dealership.