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THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 10:43:20 PM3/8/12
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Having a pet of any kind IS cruelty to animals and is a
punishable offence, you should all be aware of that.
As you know the Prime Directive is to "Do all you can to not
cause suffering to any form of life" and pet-keeping does
cause a lot of suffering to the creatures concerned.

Women eating meat or flesh of any kind is also a punishable
offence.
There is no requirement at all for women to eat meat, and
women should all be vegetarian.
There is no point women causing the suffering and and
killing of animals so that they can eat meat, when meat or
fish or any form of flesh is not a necessary part of their
diet.

You should all learn of Universal Government and Control.
And now that Earth has come to the attention of the
Authorities you are going to have to comply with Universal
Rules and Laws and Regulations and Directives.

You have no choice about this you understand?

THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 10:46:54 PM3/8/12
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The banning of Tobacco in any areas is also a punishable
offence.
The only exception would be maybe with someone who is
allergic to tobacco or has some violent and volatile
reaction to it.
Tobacco smoking must be permitted in all places, even in
hospitals and aircraft.

Violence on any small child is also a punishable offence.

Abortion is totally forbidden in ALL Cases.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 10:50:00 PM3/8/12
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Earth may have eluded the authorities for some time because
as you know, space is a large place.
But now we are aware of your existence, you come under the
Rule of Universal Authorities and you must comply with the
Rules and Regulations thereof.

If you do not.
You will be punished.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 10:52:03 PM3/8/12
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A Global breeding program will be introduced and you will be
permitted to have a maximum of ONE child each, until the
population of Earth has been hugely reduced.

No mixed race children will be permitted and current mixed
race children will not be permitted to breed.

This applies also to Jews.




THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:02:44 PM3/8/12
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Any sport concerning animals or any animal experiments are
also forbidden.
The only time animals may be interfered with are for some of
the men, who require red meat and flesh in their diet.

All Earth people are going to have to get used to living
without dairy products or eggs.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:07:45 PM3/8/12
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All frozen embryos must be dissipated and destroyed.
All frozen sperm must be dissipated and destroyed.
Experiments on embryonic life or stem cell research or
anything of this nature are banned and forbidden.

THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:17:52 PM3/8/12
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All girls must be put on birth control pill before they are
able to become pregnant.
This will avoid unwanted pregnancies.

All prospective parents will be thoroughly vetted and will
have to pass certain tests to ascertain their suitability to
be parents.
If they are not suitable then they will not be permitted to
have a child.




THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:19:53 PM3/8/12
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These Rules and Regulations will be phased in gradually over
a number of years.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:22:05 PM3/8/12
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The use of profanities or bad language of any kind is
forbidden and anyone using this kind of language will be
punished.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:25:30 PM3/8/12
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To replace dairy products and eggs a product known as
Senamin will be used to replace milk and Exan to replace
eggs.
These will be provided by The Authorities.

These function in much the same way in that you can make
various forms of cheese, bake cakes etc.

THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:28:00 PM3/8/12
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The women will be forced to bake 30 billion double chocolate
iced cakes per day for THE BORG. If not they will be
punished.

For you Americans with no sense of humour - that one is a
joke

THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:32:20 PM3/8/12
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All products using animals are forbidden.
Leather, crocodile skins or furs etc are forbidden.

If you wish to purchase these kind of products that can be
made without the use of harm or injury or suffering to
animals they can be obtained by Inter Galactic mail order
catalogues.

These will be provided by the Authorities.

You will each be given Access to an Inner Galactic bank
account, where funds may be transferred to make purchases.



THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:36:19 PM3/8/12
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In order to increase the wealth of Earth you will be
permitted to Trade in Coffee and Chocolate.
These are the only two useful commodities on Earth.

Both these products are much in demand by other Alien Races
in the Galaxy.

If you increase the wealth of Earth sufficiently, you may be
able to purchase an Inter Galactic spaceship that can use
Warp method technology and thus exceed the speed of light by
Quantum Zero.
This will enable you to get to such locations as Mars in
about one hour.



THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:38:37 PM3/8/12
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Eventually if humans behave very well, they will be able to
join the Intergalactic TV Tube, where you will be able to
pick up TV channels from other Alien races from other
worlds.



THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:39:06 PM3/8/12
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The Language of the Universe is English.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:47:56 PM3/8/12
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All the Relgions of Earth will be abolished.
But you will be permitted to retain some places of worship
if they have artistic value.

Any form or worship to anyone other than THE BORG is
forbidden.

You will erect edifices in the form and shape of BORG Cube,
where you may perform worship to THE BORG

These will have no decorations or images.
The walls must be plain colour.

There will be one symbol on one wall that you will worship.



THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:55:48 PM3/8/12
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Anyone writing songs, or music, or creating any form of art
or literature or poetry dedicated to THE BORG in a religious
or worshipful way will be rewarded.

The more we like the music or art you have produced, then
the better the reward.


THE BORG

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Mar 8, 2012, 11:58:02 PM3/8/12
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In time we will produce regular global broadcasts to the
people of Earth via TV.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:07:22 AM3/9/12
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We will give you the correct wording for BORG worship and
BORG religious ceremonies and some of you may like to set
these to music.

If we approve of the setting then these may be performed
inside the BORG places of worship.

Each time you say the word BORG in day to day life you must
bow your head and be silent for 3 seconds.

If this becomes inconvenient if you are discussing us, then
you may refer to us as Big Brother.



THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:21:15 AM3/9/12
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The Cube that some of us are in right now as you now is
invisible, but much larger than Earth.

Some humans may wish to be employed in useful services such
as tending the gardens on board the Cube, or becoming
Assistants and locating research documents in Heaven's
library, or even in making THE BORG tea and coffee.

These services will be rewarded with salaries, and the
humans employed will be transmuted direct from home on board
ship and straight back down again to place of abode after
working day.

We have grass to trim and keep in good order on our Sports
fields and many chores which some humans may like to do in
return for good salaries and benefits

We will produce a new map of the stars, showing many of the
"invisible" planets and stars that humans are not able to
see.




THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:22:03 AM3/9/12
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The women are always welcome to bake us cakes, especially
chocolate ones, in return for payments or rewards.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:25:39 AM3/9/12
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We also require hairdressers, and those who can perform BORG
haircuts.
Any men or women who can cut hair will be rewarded with
payment or rewards for coming on board ship and giving THE
BORG good haircuts.

However we do not grow facial hair so we do not require
shaving.




THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:26:42 AM3/9/12
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We enjoy dressing up as women, and anyone who likes to paint
fingernails, or apply make up to men can apply.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:34:25 AM3/9/12
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Although all BORG are equal, at times some of us become
extra fond of another BORG and we have Gay weddings and Gay
ceremonies.
At these time one BORG dresses up in wedding dress and calls
himself something like "Gladys".

We only do these kind of thing when we are off duty.

On duty we look like Strong Male Warriors, dressed in
Armour, and no one would ever guess that we do that kind of
thing.



THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:38:03 AM3/9/12
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You will probably be terrified of us at first due to our
appearance and as we are 10ft tall, but we are soft fluffy
pussy cats inside.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:40:48 AM3/9/12
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We only dress up as women because we are Gay.
You see we never found a woman we could love.
We searched high and low, we analyzed every woman who
exists, but there was not one we could love or who met our
high ideals and standards in what a woman should be.

If there was such a woman then we would not be Gay.

As such we are all virgins and we have never done it.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:43:04 AM3/9/12
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We once tried to have a relationship with a Horse, but it
was not quite the same thing.

THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:51:18 AM3/9/12
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It is not that we hate women, it is just they are always
such a disappointment.
We have a kind of anger against all women for the fact that
there is no woman for us.





THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 12:56:14 AM3/9/12
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Eventually we settled for pretty flowers and little birds,
to replace that sweet pretty thing that we were looking for
who didn't exist.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 1:23:31 AM3/9/12
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The only sweet pretty girls you will find are under the age
of about 7.
But don't worry, we are not paedophiles!

They can start being bitches and devious and cunning as
young as about 7.

Even so we like to spend time with little girls of that age,
reading them stories, and buying them ribbons for their hair
and pretty dresses. They can be quite sweet at that age.

Those are the only sweet pretty girls you will ever find but
they are not much use are they? And once they grow up they
become like the rest of the women.

Once they grow up they become the most horrible creatures.

Not sweet or pretty or feminine at all.

It is not sex. It is not sex we want. We would not mind if
we never had sex with her.
Just someone charming, polite, sweet, someone who is totally
dependant on us, weak, helpless, vulnerable, so that we
could be her heroes and she would say how big and brave and
strong we are and how amazing and how intelligent. Someone
who really does enjoy sewing and making nice pretty things
and who likes doing things that women do rather than
spaceships and engines and meteorology.

But we can't stand women who want to compete with us, or
tote guns and fight wars, or who would want to prove us
wrong or try to beat us at intelligence games. We cannot
stand pushy women or women who initiate kissing or who
propose marriage or who ask men out on dates.

There just is no woman like the one we were looking for
We know that now.
Earth was the last place to look.

I suppose we hate Earth women the most, as Earth was the
last place to look, and we tried and tested each one and
each one failed. And now our search is over.

No such woman exists.



THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 1:29:20 AM3/9/12
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Anyway, at least we can stop looking now.
Our search is over.
Comes a time when you do have to completely give up hope.
And once we had done every woman of Earth, we had to accept
that no such woman exists.

And there is nowhere else to look.

Many men do find a woman that suits them.
Some like them to be domineering or pushy or even
intelligent.
Some like them to be whores or sluts.
But that was not the kind of girl we were looking for.

The kind of girl we were looking for does not exist.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 1:40:18 AM3/9/12
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Once we knew all the women of Earth had failed, we even
asked the Divine Creator if he could "make" one for us.
But he said that women are the way they are and nothing
anyone can do about it.

So we asked the Supreme Being and he said girls can be sweet
and pretty if you treat them right, but only as servants,
never for any kind of relationship.

So we asked the Lord of all Wisdom and he said - "That is
something all men know. There is no point even looking."

So we asked the Dreamweaver and he said he could weave
dreams, but sadly they would not be real.

So we asked the Great Spirit and he said "Once you have met
Angels you will no longer want women. You only ever start
to experience love once you have seen an Angel".

That seemed odd, as we know Angels are all male.
So we hope one day to go to this place called Heaven, where
we may see an Angel and know love.
Because we never found it anywhere else.




THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 1:40:50 AM3/9/12
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End of Thread.
TERMINATION program complete.

God

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Mar 9, 2012, 1:51:56 AM3/9/12
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Bet you Earth people never thought Angels were like that did
you?
See how they can tell stories and spin yarns, most of them
totally untrue of course.
About time humans learnt something about Angels.
You see how they have opinions and how they play games
pretending to be THE BORG?
They do not all sit around polishing my shoes and
worshipping me do they?
But all the same, I bet you none of you thought Angels were
like that.
These are Angels called Warrior Angels.
That is why they are 10ft tall and wear armour and black
boots.
That is why they talk about honour and truth and right and
justice and the value of decency.
That is why they know the Rules of Honourable War and
Honourable Combat.
They may not be like you imagined Angels would be, but they
are Angels all the same.
There are some Angels who do all dress in white robes and
sing. I have many different kinds of Angels.
And these Angels are Warrior Angels.
What do you think of them?

They do not actually like women at all.
But then they do not like men either.
The ONLY person Angels love is God.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 2:02:18 AM3/9/12
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No you are wrong God, they are much greater than Angels.
In fact they are such great men that calling them "God" is a
bit of an insult.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 2:13:37 AM3/9/12
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A lot of people do think that, that there is only the one
God and he has lots of Angels and that is it.

But EACH BORG is capable of being God, and each BORG has at
some time been God.
Each BORG can create a Universe, a world. Each BORG can
create a Heaven or a Paradise. Each BORG can read the
thoughts and minds of every people on a world and control
the lives and destinies and fortunes of the people. Each
BORG knows about miracles and how to control time and matter
and nature and how to have power over time and matter and
nature.

They are the highest and most advanced beings in existence.
They are also all totally pure and untouched by woman, and I
can assure you they would never jeopardize that purity.




Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 2:19:21 AM3/9/12
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To jeopardize that purity and just be ordinary people?
THE BORG would never do that.
They know full well the Rules of Power, and you cannot have
any form of power unless you are totally pure.
Once you have done it with woman, then you can never have
any kind of power.
And THE BORG love power.
Power is what turns them on, not women.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 2:40:14 AM3/9/12
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THE BORG intentionally take a man from any other Collective
or race who may develop power or become any kind of threat
to them and they ruin him. They somehow trick him or catch
him out and cause him to commit fornication with woman.
In other words they will take Wharf from the Klingon,
disguise him and put him on Earth, and then BINGO, Wharf
does it with woman and entire Klingon Collective ruined. So
because one of them has done it, THE BORG know that the
Klingon are no longer a threat to them.

They did the same with Spock from Mars.
And Superman from Krypton.

Humans were not a problem obviously.

THE BORG want Ultimate Power and they will do ANYTHING to
get it.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 2:50:50 AM3/9/12
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You may think people like Wharf and Spock and Superman do
not really exist.
But they do you see.
But you have to know which ones really do exist.
For example there is no such person as Batman. That is
fiction.

Because it is all about delusion, illusion, fantasy, dreams
and imagination, you have to cover these areas as well as
what you may consider the "real life" dimension.
How many alternate Universes do you think there are?
Do you think there is only the one that humans see?

Not so at all.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 2:58:48 AM3/9/12
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There are over a thousand alternate Universes, how many can
you see? How many do you know of? Humans only see the one,
but THE BORG can see about 300 of the possibilities that
there are.

That is why in one alternate, they can see Angels.
In another they can see Elves.
And one alternate Universe is actually called "The Startrek
Universe" where people like Wharf and Spock really do exist.
And in that Universe they are all terrified of THE BORG.
But THE BORG know how to transmute men from that Universe,
into the Universe where humans are and defile them and make
them impure with woman so that they cannot have power, and
then put them back into the Startrek Universe.

Humans do not exist in the Startrek Universe.
They exist in another one.

There is no Enterprise or Jean Luc Picard.
Not "really".




Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:04:42 AM3/9/12
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However THE BORG really do exist, and so do Klingon and so
do Martians (they are called Martians not Vulcan)
And in the Startrek Universe, there IS life on Mars!


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:18:59 AM3/9/12
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The Startrek Universe is not the precisely the same as the
ones humans travelled to in their imagination.
For example Mars are called Martians and they are known as
Peacekeepers.
They do not say "Live long and prosper" either.
And in the Startrek Universe there are no humans, no
Enterprise and no Jean Luc Picard.

Humans "imagined" they were in the Startrek Universe, but
not "really" so much of their information is incorrect. You
can travel to places "in the imagination" but not "really".
However some of it is correct.
The Klingon do have Warships, and they have invented
invisibility cloaking devices.

They got a lot wrong about THE BORG as well.
They have no women for a start, and they do not perform
human reproduction.
Humans think all Aliens would be like them, eating, drinking
and doing reproduction, but humans have no idea of the
DIVERSITY of the kind so life there are, nor where it is
located.

THE BORG are also about 10ft tall and they do not experience
death.

Humans were correct in that they can read minds and thoughts
and also that their Spaceships are Cube shaped.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:25:04 AM3/9/12
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Sometimes cross synchronicities happen or parallels from one
Universe to another.
A coincidence maybe what is known as a "Synchronous
connection."
Something that one Universe thinks only exists in the
imagination may really exist in another.
So when humans made Startrek, and travelled to the Startrek
Universe "in their imagination" then some of what they did
caused "Synchronous connections."

For example. their desire to destroy and eliminate THE BORG!

So when THE BORG travelled to Earth to find out who these
humans were who wished to destroy them, it was no actual
distance, it was a matter of crossing from one alternate
Universe called the Star trek Universe to the ones where
humans live.

Not hard if you are THE BORG.
And can be achieved in a matter of moments.

The words THE BORG actually did have an synchronous effect
on the real BORG, because they really do exist.
But not in the same Universe that humans do.
However they were able to trace humans and which Universe
they were in via this Synchronous connection.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:30:43 AM3/9/12
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So THE BORG arrived in the Universe where humans lived,
armed with powerful Weapons and anti matter displacement
devices and invisibility shields ready to eliminate the
Enterprise and defeat these weapons that humans had and
destroy these people who wished to destroy THE BORG.

But when they arrived, they found the limit of their
technology was a little two seater space shuttle that could
not even make it to Mars.




Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:42:17 AM3/9/12
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But one thing THE BORG had not bargained on, was that their
youngest BORG, who goes by the name of Hugh, humans got
precisely right. They had "imagined" him correctly.
In other words that is precisely what the youngest BORG
looks like.
Anyhow when this very young BORG saw himself on TV the
synchronous connection to Earth caused him to travel from
the Startrek Universe to the alternate Universe where humans
lived and appear on Earth as Jesus Christ!

Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:52:11 AM3/9/12
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So THE BORG having temporarily disarmed their weaponry were
now observing Earth and looking at this very strange Jesus
story and trying to understand it, not knowing that it was
caused by their youngest BORG who had transmuted through
time and had somehow materialized on Earth and had CAUSED
all the religions on Earth along with a symbolic Borg Cube
at Mecca.

So the synchronicities and coincidences had worked both
ways.
AS humans had caused some in the Startrek Universe, causing
THE BORG to think that humans wished to destroy them, so it
seemed THE BORG had caused some in the human Universe.
It was due to their youngest BORG that humans had religion.

But THE BORG knew that humans had not really been in their
Universe, they had only travelled to the Startrek Universe
in their imaginations, but THE BORG really were in the human
Universe, and their appearance there had caused a large
effect.






Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 3:55:10 AM3/9/12
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THE BORG took pity on the human people, and their primitive
technology and their inability to overcome suffering or
death or have any power over nature and they offered to help
them.

And the rest is history.



Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:01:35 AM3/9/12
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THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:07:47 AM3/9/12
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You are worse than we are Andromedus, BORG Wing Commander
five Faction 12, with the stories and tales that you spin!

Although your tale is plausbile, it is unlikely.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:19:07 AM3/9/12
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Now I will tell you the Piece de Resistance of the Story.

I am not Wing Commander five of BORG at all, I an Andromedus
the Great, and what I did was to trick THE BORG in the way
that they had tricked Wharf and Spock and Superman.

By these men committing fornication with woman, THE BORG had
caused all their Collectives to lose their power.
So what I did, was take their youngest BORG Hugh, and put
him in another body, that of a Rock Star, and in this body,
guess what? Yes, Hugh performed fornication with woman.
And by doing so he became impure.

And so thus I destroyed THE BORG COLLECTIVE.


Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:25:52 AM3/9/12
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That was the secret in how to destroy THE BORG you see.
It was not to take out their Queen as humans thought in
their imagination. THE BORG do not even have a Queen.
It was to somehow cause one BORG to become impure.
But no one had been able to do that before.
So when one BORG became seperated from the Collective, and
appeared on Earth as Jesus Christ, I was able to use that
opportunity to put him in an envirnoment where the pressure
was to force him to do it with women as that is the pressure
that is on the men on Earth.
And Hugh also conformed to what society expected, not
realising that he was actually a BORG. And he did nto
remember how imperative it was to stay pure.

So THE BORG have two options.
IF they take Hugh back into THE COLLECTIVE, then THE
COLLECTIVE is destroyed. But if they abandon Hugh, and
decide to not Assimilate him back into THE COLLECTIVE then
THE BORG retain their purity and their power. However they
would have one BORG missing.
Their youngest and most favourite BORG.

So what matters more to THE BORG?
Hugh or Power?

Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:27:52 AM3/9/12
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As far as humans are concerned, Hugh is Jesus Christ.
As far as THE BORG are concerned, Jesus Christ is their
youngest BORG Hugh.


THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:44:59 AM3/9/12
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No that is not true.
We knew Jesus Christ was an alien and not from Earth, but we
knew he was not our youngest BORG. You see all BORG are
equal, it is not possible for one of us to be different.
So whoever Christ was, or where he came from, he was not our
youngest BORG.

Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:49:41 AM3/9/12
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OK so Jesus Christ he is not your youngest BORG.
He is obviously not an Angel as he has had sex with woman,
and Angels are repulsed by women and it is impossible for
them to have sex with them.
He used to say his name was "Happy" and that he came to
Earth in a Spaceship.
He said his name was "Happy Christmas" and that the name of
his Father was "Father Christmas". He said he came to Earth
because wanted to give Christmas to the Earth people.
Do you think that story is true?





THE BORG

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Mar 9, 2012, 4:54:25 AM3/9/12
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That is so hard to say. Jesus had so many delusions, who is
to say which one is true?
He used to tell us he was the Sweetie Boy, and he worked in
a sweet shop on a planet far away giving out free sweets to
children.
Sometimes he said he was really a cat, and that he was in
disguise.
Or that he was really a Horse.
Sometimes he said he was an Ant.




Andromedus

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Mar 9, 2012, 5:06:32 AM3/9/12
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I think we will just have to say that something happened
here that we do not really understand.
It concerns the suffering of one poor individual that was
caused to him by the Earth people.
None of us would do the kind of things the Earth people did,
but the suffering they caused to this person not only caused
their religions and other damaging and bad effects on Earth,
but it effected other Aliens and other Races of people from
other worlds.

You can call it "man's inhumanity to man" or "the boy who
was treated like a thing".
There are many ways of looking at the horrible suffering
humans caused to this poor person.

But at the end of the day, we can all only say, that if he
is happy now and does not suffer any more, than how much
does it matter where he came from or who he was?
Only that it was Earth people who were to blame.



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