My boss is always touching himself
Lorena
it's not just touching, he tugs on his thing, cups his balls, picks at
them, scratches them, caresses them etc. all day long. The women in the
office are really ticked off. Some wanted to bring him up on sexual
harrassment charges but another one said they can't because he doesn't just
do it in front of them, he does it in front of the guys too. I noticed
something interesting. Some of the guys return the gesture, if you know
what I mean. It's like they have a secret language. When he and another
guy are standing at the copy machine talking and he starts pulling on his
thing, the other guy automatically starts doing it too. What the heck is
going on here? Is this something guys do to turn on each other? Is it
some kind of competition to see who has the biggest one??
Bill Reid
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>My boss has this annoying habit, he's always touching his privates. But
>it's not just touching, he tugs on his thing, cups his balls, picks at
>them, scratches them, caresses them etc. all day long.
Inform him they have creams for whatever it is that's bothering him
down there.
M'Balz Es-Hari
Maybe even offer to apply the cream yourself.
It could help come review time...
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Creams? Or... LOTIONS?!?
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anonymous
Well, there are several possibilities. Firstly, cultures other than
north american males tend to touch themselves more often, but there is
also the fact that most of the world outside of north america is
uncircumcised and it get itchy down there minutes after a shower for
uncircumcised men. Additionally, lots of european and asian men wear
tight non-cotton underwear which just adds to the problem of being
itchy, etc. Boxer shorts leave room to breathe as do cotton jockeys.
Generally, european men tend to wear tighter pants whereas north
american men only wear tighter pants when it is in fashion. The other
possibility is that there is a woman in the office whom most of the guys
have slept with and she had herpes which will cause a man to scratch and
itch for the rest of his life. So you need more information and you
need to supply more information. But one thing for sure is that it
isn't about turning each other on unless they are all homosexual. And
homosexuals don't need to touch themselves to get turned on by another
guy. Just looking at his crotch, the back of his neck, his smile, his
five o'clock shadow or even the way his pants hang off his toro is
enough to cause a raging hardon as opposed to a little tugging and
pulling. More likely they are turned on by women.
Will
Obviously you all don't have enough to do. Shouldn't you be working?
Ask if you could help him out with his problem. Could mean a promotion
and a raise. Seems like you're interested in his groin.
anonymous
> > > it's not just touching, he tugs on his thing, cups his balls, picks at
> > > office are really ticked off. �Some wanted to bring him up on sexual
> > > harrassment charges but another one said they can't because he doesn't just
> > > something interesting. �Some of the guys return the gesture, if you know
> > > what I mean. �It's like they have a secret language. �When he and another
> > > guy are standing at the copy machine talking and he starts pulling on his
> > > going on here? �Is this something guys do to turn on each other? �Is it
> > > some kind of competition to see who has the biggest one??
> >
> > north american males tend to touch themselves more often, but there is
> > also the fact that most of the world outside of north america is
> > uncircumcised and it get itchy down there minutes after a shower for
> > tight non-cotton underwear which just adds to the problem of being
> > Generally, european men tend to wear tighter pants whereas north
> > possibility is that there is a woman in the office whom most of the guys
> > have slept with and she had herpes which will cause a man to scratch and
> > need to supply more information. �But one thing for sure is that it
> > isn't about turning each other on unless they are all homosexual. �And
> > homosexuals don't need to touch themselves to get turned on by another
> > five o'clock shadow or even the way his pants hang off his toro is
> > enough to cause a raging hardon as opposed to a little tugging and
>
> Obviously you all don't have enough to do. Shouldn't you be working?
> Ask if you could help him out with his problem. Could mean a promotion
> and a raise. Seems like you're interested in his groin.
Will, awesome reply. Too, too funny. Uncontrolable laughter.......