Ann Lander bashes men (again)!

[Raj Secura]

Ann Landers is at it again, bashing men's sexuality. Here is her latest
bash.

Mystery Solved

It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside
and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but
the Creator refused to budge. The Lord called the monkey and gave him 10
years. "But I don't kneed 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten years is
plenty." Man spoke up and said: "May I have the other 10 years?" The
monkey agreed. The Lord called on the lion an also gave him 20 years. The
lion too, wanted only 10. Again, Man spoke up. "May I have their other 10
years?" "Of course," said the lion. Then came the donkey, who was also
given 10 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough for him. Man again
asked for the spare 10 years, and he got them. This explains why Man has
20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of
lion about it and 10 years of making a jackass out of himself. Mystery
Solved It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called
Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was
horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. The Lord called the monkey
and gave him 10 years. "But I don't kneed 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten
years is plenty." Man spoke up and said: "May I have the other 10 years?"
The monkey agreed. The Lord called on the lion an also gave him 20 years.
The lion too, wanted only 10. Again, Man spoke up. "May I have their other
10 years?" "Of course," said the lion. Then came the donkey, who was also
given 10 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough for him. Man again
asked for the spare 10 years, and he got them. This explains why Man has
20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of
lion about it and 10 years of making a jackass out of himself.

If you find this funny, well it may be good that we laugh at our selves,
but for me, who is the "lion" stage of life, I don't like the thought of
millions of women getting off on this terrible sterotype. As we all become
"Silver tops" as seniors are referred to, we all may have problems around
our sexuality, not the least of being, can we get it and keep it up. Ann
hurts us all by continuing to run stories and comments that continue to
say men are overly sexed, or so I believe. If you can write Ann Landers
with your comments, please do so. In my area of the world, the address is
Ann Landers, c/o Silcon VAlley Life, Mercury News, 759 Ridder Park Dr. San
Jose, Calif. 95190. Let's let her know that there are some out here that
resent the continuing bashing of men!

Sincerely yours, Raj A. Secura, Ph.D.