I thought SGM had dealt with the troll (D. Spencer Hines / aka DSH) years ago and that he also died. Now, whoever is posting under the name D. Spencer Hines is an impostor.
The below post to SGM back in 2002 seems to confirm that the real D. Spencer Hines of Hawaii passed away and subsequent posts to SGM by that name are from an impostor!
> From: "Roy Stockdill" (
r...@stockdillfhs.org.uk)
> Subject: RIP D. Spencer Hines View:
> Original FormatNewsgroups: soc.genealogy.britain
> Date: 2002-12-19 12:47:37 PST
> THE passing has been announced in Hawaii of D. Spencer Hines, once
> described by someone whose name escapes me for the moment as "the
> greatest medieval genealogist of our time." It would, of course, be
> insufficient tribute to say that D. Spencer Hines was the Greatest
> Living Genealogist of the 20th and early 21st Century. Indeed, it
> would be a pathetic, maudlin lie.
>
> Descendant of Charlemagne and the Norse storm-god Woden, 29-times
> great-grandson of Lady Godiva, world welterweight dwarf-tossing
> champion, first lady Prime Minister of Outer Mongolia, chicken
> sexer-in-chief to Prince Charles and the Duchy of Cornwall,
> Right Honourable Underwear Sniffer to Camilla Parker Bowles, editor
> of the Alternative Burkes' Peerage published by the Family History
> Society of Stoke Poges, runner-up three years in succession in the
> Small Brain Championship of the Outer Hebrides - D. Spencer Hines was
> none of these things, though he aspired to them all.
>
> A direct decendant of Gordon the Flatulent of Normandy, chief scribe
> and toenail cutter to William the Conqueror, and Hardrada of the
> Hairy Nose of the Norwegian office of the Baltic Condensed Milk
> Company, Impotence Street, Oslo (ref: see the Genbrit archives),
> D. Spencer Hines came into the world in a bar in Louisville,
> Kentucky, where his father was the under-barman and his mother was
> frequently under the customers. A rebel from an early age, he
> attended the local high school but was expelled for exceptional
> stupidity well beyond the call of duty. He subsequently went to
> Harvard - on a day trip - and was asked never to darken that
> particular door again. He joined the US Forces in Vietnam and fought
> with outstanding bravery in the front line, arranging weekend
> cottages for debilitated GIs who wanted to shack up for a couple of
> days with their Chinese girlfriends.
>
> Leaving the service of Uncle Sam, he turned his endless and
> inexhaustibly fertile talents to researching his family history and
> genealogical descent from the royal family of Britain. It is believed
> that Queen Elizabeth II herself encouraged him to do this when she
> met him during a royal visit to Ulan Bator, where he was running an
> academy for the moral guidance of defrocked Mongolian bank managers
> at the time. Gripping him by the left arm, HM declared: "Cuz Spence,
> you must do it for the family!" From then on, he devoted all his
> waking time to tracing his ancestry from Peter the Petulant of the
> Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Maharaja of Stoke Poges, and Gladwys
> the Gullible of Gwent. When he published his researches into these
> genealogical connections it caused a literary sensation, selling 3
> copies in Harrods in 15 and a half years, all to his mother.
>
> In later life, D Spencer Hines retired to the relative obscurity of
> Hawaii, where awestruck natives often referred to him as "He Who
> Walks On Water and Sometimes Fall In". From his mountain-top eyrie he
> fired off a barrage of genealogical wisdom around the world, using
> the new facility of the Internet. He was regarded by all who came
> into contact with him as the Father of Medieval Genealogy, a title
> self bestowed and which was affixed to his front door, along with a
> notice saying "Just one pint today, please milkman."
>
> The funeral was at sea and nobody came.
>
>Roy Stockdill (Editor, Journal of One-Name Studies)
>Guild of One-Name Studies:-
www.one-name.org
>Newbies' Guide to Genealogy & Family History:- >
www.genuki.org.uk/gs/Newbie.html
>-------
>Michael W Cook
Fair winds and following seas to the real D. Spencer Hines!