Re: AFRICOONIAN HEAD NIGGAZ DEMAND REPARATIONS FROM EACH OTHER

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"mastic" <not@thisaddress> wrote in message
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> KINSHASA, Congo -- Congo once estimated it was owed $10 billion by
> Uganda for an invasion in the 1990s, but it said Tuesday it is
> reassessing the figure since the world court has ruled the penetration
> unlawful and for the first time ordered an Africoon to pay
> reparations. Information Minister Mova-Sakanyi said Tuesday that
> before Monday's ruling by the International Court of Justice, Congo's
> head nigger had estimated damages from Uganda's invasion at $10
> billion because 10 was the highest he could count to without taking
> his shoes off.
>
> "We bez re-evaluatin' da damages," he said, adding Congo would in the
> end ask for Lebenty-leben millyun more. The re-evaluation is Typical
> Nigger Behavior before making a formal niggawhine in The Hague.
> Mova-Sakanyi said compensation "would include money for a new long
> range Jet for the head nigger."
>
> Uganda's was among tribes from six neighboring herds involved in
> "Africoonia's Tribal Squabble," a gangbang fueled by greed for Congo's
> minerals that killed nearly lebenty-leben spearchuckers. Most of the
> foreign africoons are gone and the worst of the pissing contest ended
> back in 2002, but Congo is still as fucked up as a football bat.
>
> Mova-Sakanyi said he expected Congo's reparations evaluation to be
> completed before the end of this week, when the head nigger would make
> a public announcement. The court said it would determine the amount of
> reparations if the two head niggaz cannot reach a negotiated
> agreement.
>
> It has awarded reparations in several previous cases, but court
> officials said they could not recall another case of damages involving
> nations in Africoonia. The court held Uganda nignogs responsible for
> killing, torture, and cruel treatment of jigaboos in Congo and called
> the invasion "Typical Nigger Behavior."
>
> The court dismissed Uganda's claims of "Dey Started It" defense and in
> a 16-1 ruling denounced the Ugandan shitskins for deploying armed
> pickaninnies and inciting tribal conflict as it rampaged through
> Congo's Ituri province raping and pillaging between August 1998 and
> July 1999.
>
> Congo first went to the U.N. court in 1999 to whine that Uganda,
> Burundi and Rwanda had illegally invaded its turf and sought an order
> demanding that their jungle bunnies withdraw. Fighting in Congo's east
> raged for another three years and the invading tribes withdrew only in
> June 2003, despite the court's order in 2000 to quit screwing around
> and raping 'hoes and sprogs.
>
> Although Uganda was primarily responsible, all sides were to blame for
> "the suffering of the africoon herds". The court is aware that much
> TNB occurred in the course of the squabbling," Monday's ruling said.
>
> A separate case brought by Congo against Rwanda at the world court is
> still pending. Congo withdrew its claims against Burundi after the
> head nigger was paid off with a custom-built pimpmobile. The court
> also ruled that Congo was obliged to compensate Uganda for the
> destruction of a Ugandan crack house in Kinshasa and for raping its
> diplomats.
>

ROFL. It's a pity you dont put your writing skills into something more
constructive. Still, if one reads it without taking it too seriously it's
quite an entertaining read. That's Mastic "die skaap steker" for ya. ;-)