Hehehe...Please read this...
TT
Dear Husband:
>
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've
> been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it.
> These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you
> had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,
you came
> home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,
cooked your
> favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home
and ate in
> two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't
> tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing.
Either you're
> cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm
gone.
>
> P. S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
moving
> away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
> Your EX-Wife
>
> Dear Ex-Wife
>
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's
true that you
> and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman
is a far cry
> from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown
out your
> constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when
you cut off
> all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind
was "You look
> just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you
can't say
> anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me
> confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven
years ago. I
> went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because
the price tag
> was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
brother had
> just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your
negligee was
> $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we
could work it
> out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten
million dollars,
> I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I
got home you
> were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you
have the
> filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that you
> wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
>
> P. S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother
was born
> Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
>
> Signed Rich As Hell…. Bitch!
n.t.
Heheheh!!!
DDu'ng la` 7-year itch :-)
This July will be our 4th. Ti'nh ra, n.t. cu~ng co`n bi. thie^m ho+n
3 na(m nu+~a la^.n ne` cho+`i! :-)
Welcome back, TT.
n.t.
TT
thanks ba'c nt, va^.y ra'ng cho+` dde^'n the 7th year hay sao?
nghi~ ddi nghi~ lai. TT kho^ng hie^?u no^?i ta.i sao ba'c nt cho.n
mo^.t co^ vo+. nonVietnamese hi?...hay sau vu. ly di. ro^`i ng` phu. nu
+~ VN la`m ba'c to+?n dde^'n gia` hi????
:))
>
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Ne^n la^'y ma^'y ba` Vie^.t kie^`u sho^`n sho^`n dde^? ma` dduo*.c
nghie^'n
Ca'c em ma(ng non thi` hay kho'c nhe` hay ho*`n do^~i pha't me^.t
Lo*~ ma` ga(.p ba` gia` ho*`n nu*`a thi` coi nhu* la` be^' ma.c
:-) KHAKAKAKAKAAK
n.t.
Ho?ng pha?i dda^u, TT :-)
Ca'i na`y thi` nguo+`i ta go.i la` "Love transcends race" :-)
Duye^n tro+`i kho' cha.y mo+`! Heheheh!!!
n.t.
:))
<cool...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> thanks ba'c nt, va^.y ra'ng cho+` dde^'n the 7th year hay sao?
>> nghi~ ddi nghi~ lai. TT kho^ng hie^?u no^?i ta.i sao ba'c nt cho.n
>> mo^.t co^ vo+. nonVietnamese hi?...hay sau vu. ly di. ro^`i ng` phu. nu
>
>Ho?ng pha?i dda^u, TT :-)
>Ca'i na`y thi` nguo+`i ta go.i la` "Love transcends race" :-)
>
>Duye^n tro+`i kho' cha.y mo+`! Heheheh!!!
>n.t.
>
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Co' le~ Valerie thuo^.c loa.i co^ ga'i My~ thi'ch cho*i bu'p be^ A'
DDo^ng !
:-)))
Ho^`i xu*a tui o*? cho^~ ti?nh kia cu~ng va^.y, ddu*o*.c con ga'i My~
na^ng nhu* na^ng tru*'ng & ha'i hoa.
n.t.
> On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:49:44 -0700 (PDT), "n.t."
>
>
> >> thanks ba'c nt, va^.y ra'ng cho+` dde^'n the 7th year hay sao?
> >> nghi~ ddi nghi~ lai. TT kho^ng hie^?u no^?i ta.i sao ba'c nt cho.n
> >> mo^.t co^ vo+. nonVietnamese hi?...hay sau vu. ly di. ro^`i ng` phu. nu
>
> >Ho?ng pha?i dda^u, TT :-)
> >Ca'i na`y thi` nguo+`i ta go.i la` "Love transcends race" :-)
>
> >Duye^n tro+`i kho' cha.y mo+`! Heheheh!!!
> >n.t.
>
> >> +~ VN la`m ba'c to+?n dde^'n gia` hi????- Hide quoted text -
>
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>
> Co' le~ Valerie thuo^.c loa.i co^ ga'i My~ thi'ch cho*i bu'p be^ A'
> DDo^ng !
>
> :-)))
>
> Ho^`i xu*a tui o*? cho^~ ti?nh kia cu~ng va^.y, ddu*o*.c con ga'i My~
> na^ng nhu* na^ng tru*'ng & ha'i hoa.
Mr. Pooh co' tin chuye^.n dda^`u thai hong?
Tui va` Val hay nghi~ la` nguo+`i ye^u tie^`n kie^'p cu?a tui
reincarnated into her! Heheheh!!!
Lu'c tui ro+`i VN co' dde^? la.i mo^.t nguo+`i ye^u be' bo?ng cu?a
tuo^?i ddo^i muo+i...
Qua dde^'n dda?o, lu'c na`o tui cu~ng tro^ng ngo'ng, ddo'n ta`u mo+'i
dde^'n dde^? ti`m nguo+`i ye^u...
Nhu+ng sau khi dde^'n My~ va`i tha'ng thi` mo+'i hay dduo+.c tin (old
news) my baby was gone a while back! Ta`u cu?a na`ng bi. chi`m, va`
lo`ng dda.i duo+ng dda~ o^m la^'y tha^n xa'c cu?a na`ng...
...
Tui dda(.t cha^n le^n nuo+'c My~ nga`y 19 tha'ng Hai... Val cu~ng dduo
+.c sinh ra va`o nga`y 19 tha'ng Hai. Va` vi` va^.y, tui no'i vo+'i
Val la` tui dda~ pha?i ddo+.i na`ng dde^'n thie^m 20 na(m nu+~a
la^.n! :-)
Nghe co' di. ddoan ta`n ba.o kho^ng? :-)
Ngay lu'c na`y cu~ng ddang ddo+.i, nhu+ng ma` la` ddang ddo+.i ddo^`
a(n na^'u chi'n! :-)
Heheheh!!!
n.t.
TT
ba cai' di. ddoan thu+o+`ng nghe tu+` ma^'y ba`...ba'c nt la`m TT
nga.c nhie^n a` nha
TT chi? bie^'t la` co' va`i la^n` na(`m mo+ sau ddo' xa?y ra
thie^.t ...co`n ca'i vu. dda^`u thai bu+a~ nay mo+'i nghe la^`n dda^`u
a` nha...