Proverbios Chinos

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*OSA*BOGADA*

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Dec 12, 2003, 7:36:33 PM12/12/03
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CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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*OSA*BOGADA*
Baronesa de Ulapo
"Nadie llega a ti por accidente
Las Coincidencias no existen
Nada ocurre al azar
La vida no es producto de la suerte."
*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_:-.,_,.-:**:-.,_,.


Ergo Sum

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Dec 12, 2003, 7:41:54 PM12/12/03
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*OSA*BOGADA* wrote:

> War does not determine who right, war determine who left.

¡Excelente!

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Legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Pepi Tonas

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Dec 12, 2003, 7:48:39 PM12/12/03
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Buenísimos....

*OSA*BOGADA*

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Dec 12, 2003, 8:05:07 PM12/12/03
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Como todo lo mio, =))

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*OSA*BOGADA*
Baronesa de Ulapo
"Nadie llega a ti por accidente
Las Coincidencias no existen
Nada ocurre al azar
La vida no es producto de la suerte."
*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_:-.,_,.-:**:-.,_,.


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Pepi Tonas

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Dec 12, 2003, 8:36:56 PM12/12/03
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Mejor no le agrego nada...

T.Schmidt

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Dec 13, 2003, 1:01:11 AM12/13/03
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Cierto. Muy buenos

Tepre Gunto
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Willi "El Goldschmied"

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> Como todo lo mio, =))

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Willi


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