Attention Earthlings ***ARTICLE CANCELLED***

Bob Allisat

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> **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS ****
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> WE ARE FROM THE EXTRA DIMENSIONAL PLANET WHICH CAN
> BE REPRESENTED IN YOUR EARTH LANGUAGE AS CHOBBY NO
>
> WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH AN INVASION OF YOUR PLANET
> WHICH WILL DESTROY YOUR CIVILIZATION AND EVERY
> HUMAN BEING ON IT. WHY? BECAUSE YOUR PLANET HAS BEEN
> POISONINNG OUR DIMENSIONS AND YOUR WARS HAVE BEEN
> KILLING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF OUR PEOPLE. WE HAVE
> BEEN WORKING AT THE METHODS AND VESSELS TO INVADE
> YOUR WORLD FOR CENTURIES OF OUR TIME. NOW WE HAVE
> CREATED AN INVASION FOR THAT IS INDEFEATABLE. OUR
> TERMS OF PEACE ARE SIMPLE: SURRENDER ALL WEAPONS TO
> A LOCATION TO BE DETERMINED; CEASE ALL POISONING
> OF YOUR WORLD AND OUR DIMENSIONS; LIVE IN PEACE
> AND CLEANLINESS.
>
> YOU MUST RESPOND WITHIN 48 HOURS VIA THIS MEDIUM OF
> USENET, CURRENTLY OUR ONLY MEANS OF COMMUNICATIONS
> WITH YOUR WORLD. IF YOIR LEADERS DO NOT RESPOND AS
< DEMANDED WITHIN 48 HOURS YOUR WORLD WILL BE VAPOURIZED.
>
> **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS ****
> **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS ****
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Bob Allisat

PO Box 191 Station E Toronto Canada M6H 4E2 (416) 588-0670
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David I. Gilbert

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Mar 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/1/97

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ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat) wrote:

Are they just invading Canada, or are they coming after the US as
well? I need to know because Baseball season is rapidly
approaching...don't want to buy too many tickets!

Mark Hartman

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Mar 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/1/97

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In article <E6C7JF.Cz...@torfree.net>, ab...@torfree.net (Bob
Allisat) wrote:

Gee, I guess now Apple is _really_ in trouble. :)
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Rob

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Does this mean we're not going to be vaporized?

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Thomas Wigginton

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Mar 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/1/97

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ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat) wrote:

>TO BAD following article was cancelled from 17,000 newsgroups
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>> **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS ****
>> **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS ****
>> **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS **** ATTENTION EARTHLINGS ****
>>
>> WE ARE FROM THE EXTRA DIMENSIONAL PLANET WHICH CAN
>> BE REPRESENTED IN YOUR EARTH LANGUAGE AS CHOBBY NO
>>
>> WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH AN INVASION OF YOUR PLANET
>> WHICH WILL DESTROY YOUR CIVILIZATION AND EVERY
>> HUMAN BEING ON IT. WHY? BECAUSE YOUR PLANET HAS BEEN
>> POISONINNG OUR DIMENSIONS AND YOUR WARS HAVE BEEN
>> KILLING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF OUR PEOPLE. WE HAVE
>> BEEN WORKING AT THE METHODS AND VESSELS TO INVADE
>> YOUR WORLD FOR CENTURIES OF OUR TIME. NOW WE HAVE
>> CREATED AN INVASION FOR THAT IS INDEFEATABLE. OUR
>> TERMS OF PEACE ARE SIMPLE: SURRENDER ALL WEAPONS TO
>> A LOCATION TO BE DETERMINED; CEASE ALL POISONING
>> OF YOUR WORLD AND OUR DIMENSIONS; LIVE IN PEACE
>> AND CLEANLINESS.

So life is bad over there. Tough!!! Stop whining, take our garbage,
and live with it!!!

>>
>> YOU MUST RESPOND WITHIN 48 HOURS VIA THIS MEDIUM OF
>> USENET, CURRENTLY OUR ONLY MEANS OF COMMUNICATIONS
>> WITH YOUR WORLD. IF YOIR LEADERS DO NOT RESPOND AS
>< DEMANDED WITHIN 48 HOURS YOUR WORLD WILL BE VAPOURIZED.

People of Earth, don't worry. Their whole invasion fleet will be
swallowed by a small dog, due to a miscalculation of size scale on
their part, unless Arthur Dent feeds a sandwich to the dog.

Tom Wigginton
twi...@mont.mindspring.com

Bob Allisat

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Mar 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/1/97

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David I. Gilbert <dgil...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>Are they just invading Canada, or are they coming after the
>US as well? I need to know because Baseball season is rapidly
>approaching...don't want to buy too many tickets!

The point is... never mind.
They will invade Earth. Last
time I checked that included
the USA as well. Though many
Americans might say it was the
other way around. As for season
ticket... don't do it.

- Bob

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Andy Walton

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Mar 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/2/97

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In article <5fa4rc$7...@camel2.mindspring.com>, twi...@mont.mindspring.com
wrote:

:People of Earth, don't worry. Their whole invasion fleet will be

:swallowed by a small dog, due to a miscalculation of size scale on
:their part, unless Arthur Dent feeds a sandwich to the dog.

You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all alike.

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

You are in a little maze of twisty passages, all alike.

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David Bromage

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Mar 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/2/97

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Bob Allisat (ab...@torfree.net) wrote:
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>> WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH AN INVASION OF YOUR PLANET
>> WHICH WILL DESTROY YOUR CIVILIZATION AND EVERY
>> HUMAN BEING ON IT.

Anyone know how to get in touch with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum?

Cheers
David

Mike Sanders

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Mar 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/3/97

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If our leaders use AOL for Net access, then I think we're toast.....