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Bob Allisat
Tommy Evans wrote:
: Consider this. News, mail and a spiffy url at
: happy.net
Modemac (mod...@tiac.net) wrote:
> Consider this: Deja News alerted to your spam.
>
> Have a happy day.
>
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Fuck off from the real Bob, Reverend asshole
Modemac. Sign me up Tom-Tom and I'll fucking
bring down the fucking bullshit bogosity of
this subgenius bullshit as my first happy
Bob campaign. Starting with anuses like our
weasel whining motherfucker friend here.
See these Shits 'R Us Church of the Sub-genius
assholes don't like the simple fact that
I am more popular than all their stupid,
cynical, empty, mindless fucking blather.
And I like that!
Bob
Ragin' Pope Angus
Doktor DynaSoar <Dyna...@YGRI.net> wrote in article
<KaB5ycEb...@YGRI.net>...
> ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat) sent bitwaves which read:
> } Fuck off from the real Bob, Reverend asshole
> } Modemac. Sign me up Tom-Tom and I'll fucking
> } bring down the fucking bullshit bogosity of
> } this subgenius bullshit as my first happy
> } Bob campaign. Starting with anuses like our
> } weasel whining motherfucker friend here.
> }
> } See these Shits 'R Us Church of the Sub-genius
> } assholes don't like the simple fact that
> } I am more popular than all their stupid,
> } cynical, empty, mindless fucking blather.
Hey Allisat,
Who the fuck are you and who invited your tired ass to alt.slack, Pink Boy?
You can't do anything to the Subgenii since we have already made great
strides into the genetic pool, you dickless wonder.
Obviously you never read your history of subversive groups and
countercultures. We infiltrate, educate and have a merry time giving
losers like you stomach cramps at night wondering why your woman left you
for an overman.
Now go back into your hole like a good little pink-boy and stop taking up
space on these nice peoples 'net.
Ragin' Pope Angus
Our Lady of the Blessed Apocolypse
FistTemple of St. Lee the Patsy
Got any nude pictures of you seester? Wanna buy some?
Bob Allisat
I wrote:
: > } Fuck off from the real Bob, Reverend asshole
: > } Modemac. Sign me up Tom-Tom and I'll fucking
: > } bring down the fucking bullshit bogosity of
: > } this subgenius bullshit as my first happy
: > } Bob campaign. Starting with anuses like our
: > } weasel whining motherfucker friend here.
: > }
: > } See these Shits 'R Us Church of the Sub-genius
: > } assholes don't like the simple fact that
: > } I am more popular than all their stupid,
: > } cynical, empty, mindless fucking blather.
ase...@videoplus.com wrote:
: Who the fuck are you and who invited your tired ass to alt.slack, Pink Boy?
: You can't do anything to the Subgenii since we have already made great
: strides into the genetic pool, you dickless wonder.
:
: Obviously you never read your history of subversive groups and
: countercultures. We infiltrate, educate and have a merry time giving
: losers like you stomach cramps at night wondering why your woman left you
: for an overman.
:
: Now go back into your hole like a good little pink-boy and stop taking up
: space on these nice peoples 'net.
:
: Ragin' Pope Angus
: Our Lady of the Blessed Apocolypse
: FistTemple of St. Lee the Patsy
More empty blather friom the
7-11 philosophy crowd. Church?
Yes. Sub? Definately? Genius?
HA! Empty frothing with as much
intellectual content as a ketchup
label. Weary, silly suburban boys
trying to do Dadaism or Absurdist
theatre from a thought base composed
of the TV Guide, infotainment and
US Today as their guide. So much so
that they are on commercial radio...
having basically been relegated to
*YAWN* been there, done that, status
on the Internet media.
From a real Bob with something more
than cliches for ideas: The word is
move one fellas, your five minutes
is up, over, done, finished, kaput.
seven Begonia
twenty nine Snap Dragon
three Lotus
one hundred Dandylion
eighty one Rose
fifteen Magnolia
six Daisy
eighteen Trillium
one Sunflower
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Michael Townsend (mtow...@earthlink.net) wrote:
: And where I live, "over, done, finished, kaput" is a CLICHE big fella.
Where I live, "big fella" is a cliche.
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Bob Allisat
I wrote
: From a real Bob with something more
: than cliches for ideas: The word is
: move one fellas, your five minutes
: is up, over, done, finished, kaput.
Michael Townsend (mtow...@earthlink.net) wrote:
> Move one? Allisat is obviously talking about excremeditation here. Hey,
> five minutes is just the OVERTURE, Bob.
>
> And where I live, "over, done, finished, kaput" is a CLICHE big fella.
Just thought I would attempt
to communicate in the only
language these church of the
sub-genital crowd comprehend:
CLICHES. Empty CLICHES at that.
See, the moment rad Internet
content is processed by the
mass media it is disconnected
from it's source energy. Once
upon a time this Bob Kibology
shit was fun and fresh and it
had a point. Now it's a marketing
tool intended to line some
hypsters pockets with $$$$$s.
Done, terminated, unplugged,
disconnected. Seen it happen so
many times in the form of media
darling Internet pundits. Now it
happens with feeble contents...
Bob Allisat
PO Box 191 Station E Toronto Canada M6H 4E2 (416) 588-0670
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Yuri Kuchinsky
Bob Allisat (ab...@torfree.net) wrote:
: Just thought I would attempt
: to communicate in the only
: language these church of the
: sub-genital crowd comprehend:
: CLICHES. Empty CLICHES at that.
blah blah blah
Crawl under a rock and suck rocks, pinkboy.
BOB!!!!!!! THE TRUE BOB!!!!!!!
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: See, the moment rad Internet
: content is processed by the
: mass media it is disconnected
: from it's source energy. Once
: upon a time this Bob Kibology
: shit was fun and fresh and it
: had a point. Now it's a marketing
: tool intended to line some
: hypsters pockets with $$$$$s.
: Done, terminated, unplugged,
: disconnected. Seen it happen so
: many times in the form of media
: darling Internet pundits. Now it
: happens with feeble contents...
: Bob Allisat
: PO Box 191 Station E Toronto Canada M6H 4E2 (416) 588-0670
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David F Lynch
Bob Allisat (ab...@torfree.net) wrote:
:
: Just thought I would attempt
: to communicate in the only
: language these church of the
: sub-genital crowd comprehend:
: CLICHES. Empty CLICHES at that.
Bob, you're a Canadian, aren't you? This explains everything. Go back
to Quebec, ya stinkin' communist.
: See, the moment rad Internet
: content is processed by the
: mass media it is disconnected
: from it's source energy. Once
: upon a time this Bob Kibology
: shit was fun and fresh and it
: had a point. Now it's a marketing
: tool intended to line some
: hypsters pockets with $$$$$s.
Excuse me, we've ALWAYS been a marketing tool. We started out in the
REAL STINKING WORLD in the 1970's TO MAKE OURSELVES RICH. Our PRIMARY
TENET is "Send us money". Kibology is a completely unrelated religious
organization which is *not* out to make itself rich and rule the world
with an iron fist. And we're as FRESH as the PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY, HOO
HOO! So FRESH women SLAP US IN THE FACE, and we BEG FOR MORE! My
BROTHER has a HEADLESS PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY COOKIE JAR that he keeps his
COMIC BOOKS in, you know. Also, your "rad Internet content" stuff
is new age drivel. HTH.
moon...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Yuri Kuchinsky (bg...@torfree.net) wrote:
: Bob Allisat (ab...@torfree.net) wrote:
: : Just thought I would attempt
: : to communicate in the only
: : language these church of the
: : sub-genital crowd comprehend:
: : CLICHES. Empty CLICHES at that.
: blah blah blah
Let's lock up wilee grossweiner and this allisat clown in a closet
together.
Monica
Kevin Lee Galbreath
I'm pretty sure I have to agree....my original reason for joining BOB
was to get Slack, money and sex in no particular order....or all at
once...So many members of the "internet community" say that they are out
to make money without hurting anyone....hell, the best part about this
church is the honesty...we want to make money for hurting people (if
that's what they want)
I get tons of that junk e-mail about "200 letters sent will net me $50K
in cash and hurt no one. Bullshit...do you know how much time and slack
I've wasted on those damn things...just deleting them took 20 seconds of
my slack...So forget that funny crap....we are here to enjoy life,
insult people, get laid and get rich.
-----
The Right Reverend OM
-Caligula of the Internet
Bob Allisat
David F Lynch (dfly...@homer.louisville.edu) wrote:
: Excuse me, we've ALWAYS been a marketing tool. We started out in the
: REAL STINKING WORLD in the 1970's TO MAKE OURSELVES RICH. Our PRIMARY
: TENET is "Send us money". Kibology is a completely unrelated religious
: organization which is *not* out to make itself rich and rule the world
: with an iron fist. And we're as FRESH as the PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY, HOO
: HOO! So FRESH women SLAP US IN THE FACE, and we BEG FOR MORE! My
: BROTHER has a HEADLESS PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY COOKIE JAR that he keeps his
: COMIC BOOKS in, you know. Also, your "rad Internet content" stuff
: is new age drivel. HTH.
All the same yada yada from The sub-genius, Bob, Kibology,
the suburban intellectuals. this and that church emptiness
With a Classic Comic tucked reminds me of listening to the
under one lobe and MTV buzzing recordings of not very good
in the other they blather and comedians from the past doing
blather and (now) lather. their routines. I donna get it.
Andy Wing
In article <E4KpMw.8z...@torfree.net>,
ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat) wrote:
>Michael Townsend (mtow...@earthlink.net) wrote:
>> Move one? Allisat is obviously talking about excremeditation here. Hey,
>> five minutes is just the OVERTURE, Bob.
>>
>> And where I live, "over, done, finished, kaput" is a CLICHE big fella.
>
> to communicate in the only
> language these church of the
> sub-genital crowd comprehend:
> CLICHES. Empty CLICHES at that.
>
> content is processed by the
> mass media it is disconnected
> from it's source energy. Once
> upon a time this Bob Kibology
> shit was fun and fresh and it
> had a point. Now it's a marketing
> tool intended to line some
> hypsters pockets with $$$$$s.
The only money kibology gets is what Claudia Turlington gives to KIBO
himself.
> Done, terminated, unplugged,
> disconnected. Seen it happen so
> many times in the form of media
> darling Internet pundits. Now it
> happens with feeble contents...
^^^^^^
YMTS, beable contents...
P.S. cmsg newgroup alt.fan.the-boballisat (for heretic smerpologists)
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E.Holmes
On Mon, 27 Jan 1997 13:00:34 GMT, ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat) wrote:
< I donna get it.
Deep truths from the deep.
E.(sounding full fathom five on that one, wishing merely 6 feet under)Holmes
LadyDeath
>David F Lynch wrote:
> Bob, you're a Canadian, aren't you? This explains everything. Go back
> to Quebec, ya stinkin' communist.
Do you really think this is a valid argument for *anything*? Maybe if
you knew anything, you'd know where Toronto is. You'd also know that
Canada isn't a communist country, and it's a million times better than
the faschist, nationalistic, militaristic, homicidal society of the
U.S., and I did live in the States for a good long time; I remember what
it was like. Get another argument, and leave Canada bashing out of it.
If you're intelligent enough, you shouldn't have to insult the country
someone lives in, just because you don't know what else to say.
David F Lynch
LadyDeath (sinn...@netcom.ca) wrote:
:
: Do you really think this is a valid argument for *anything*? Maybe if
: you knew anything, you'd know where Toronto is. You'd also know that
: Canada isn't a communist country, and it's a million times better than
: the faschist, nationalistic, militaristic, homicidal society of the
: U.S., and I did live in the States for a good long time; I remember what
: it was like. Get another argument, and leave Canada bashing out of it.
: If you're intelligent enough, you shouldn't have to insult the country
: someone lives in, just because you don't know what else to say.
YHBT. HTH.
Wow. This is the first time in a LONG time I've got to gloat and say
something so completely useless in public.
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Crazy Bob
In article <32EF8A...@netcom.ca>, sinn...@netcom.ca attempts to
speak coherently...
>
>>David F Lynch wrote:
>
>> Bob, you're a Canadian, aren't you? This explains everything. Go
back
>> to Quebec, ya stinkin' communist.
>
>you knew anything, you'd know where Toronto is. You'd also know that
>Canada isn't a communist country, and it's a million times better than
>the faschist, nationalistic, militaristic, homicidal society of the
>U.S., and I did live in the States for a good long time; I remember
what
>it was like. Get another argument, and leave Canada bashing out of it.
>If you're intelligent enough, you shouldn't have to insult the country
>someone lives in, just because you don't know what else to say.
Hooooo BOY! That has got to be the best laugh I've ever gotten from
seeing somebody blatantly not get it.
Ever see the movie "Life Is Sweet" by Mike Leigh, who did "Naked" and
last year's "Secrets and Lies"? One of the characters in it, the
daughter, always yells "FASCIST!" at the nearest person whenever she
gets upset.
CB
Iron Parrot
On Wed, 29 Jan 1997 09:37:03 -0800, LadyDeath <sinn...@netcom.ca> did
say:
>>David F Lynch wrote:
>
>> Bob, you're a Canadian, aren't you? This explains everything. Go back
>> to Quebec, ya stinkin' communist.
>
>Do you really think this is a valid argument for *anything*? Maybe if
>you knew anything, you'd know where Toronto is. You'd also know that
>Canada isn't a communist country, and it's a million times better than
>the faschist, nationalistic, militaristic, homicidal society of the
>U.S., and I did live in the States for a good long time; I remember what
>it was like. Get another argument, and leave Canada bashing out of it.
>If you're intelligent enough, you shouldn't have to insult the country
>someone lives in, just because you don't know what else to say.
You CAN'T POSSIBLY be SERIOUS, can you?
No.....you can't be.
just not possible.
not possbile.
no........
ah!
"Iron Parrot"
wil...@softdisk.com
"fear the vOIDbEEST"
D. Joseph Creighton
In article <32EF8A...@netcom.ca>, LadyDeath <sinn...@netcom.ca> wrote:
}>David F Lynch wrote:
}
}> Bob, you're a Canadian, aren't you? This explains everything. Go back
}> to Quebec, ya stinkin' communist.
}
}Do you really think this is a valid argument for *anything*? Maybe if
}you knew anything, you'd know where Toronto is.
No one really cares where Toronto is, even if they are Canadian.
[ deletia ]
- Joe, eh?
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Dave Lavictoire
D. Joseph Creighton (d...@cc.umanitoba.ca) wrote:
> In article <32EF8A...@netcom.ca>, LadyDeath <sinn...@netcom.ca> wrote:
> }>David F Lynch wrote:
> }
> }> Bob, you're a Canadian, aren't you? This explains everything. Go back
> }> to Quebec, ya stinkin' communist.
> }
> }Do you really think this is a valid argument for *anything*? Maybe if
> }you knew anything, you'd know where Toronto is.
> No one really cares where Toronto is, even if they are Canadian.
^^^^
YM 'especially'.
HTH
-Other Dave
Dave Lavictoire -- Carleton University -- Email: dlav...@chat.carleton.ca
"My punctuality is how you know me.
When the revolution takes place, I'll be late - and I'll be shot,
As a traitor." -- Sugarcubes, 'Traitor'
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Steve A
On Mon, 20 Jan 1997 12:43:37 GMT, ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat)
wrote:
> See these Shits 'R Us Church of the Sub-genius
> assholes don't like the simple fact that
> I am more popular than all their stupid,
> cynical, empty, mindless fucking blather.
> And I like that!
Being popular with yourself doesn't count, even if you DO jerk off
twice a day.
--
Past Grand Provincial Pipebearer Of The First Holy Masonic Order Of "Bob",
"Semper Fumare" Lodge, No 6,342, United SubGenius Lodge of England.
Richard Sexton
In article <32fddf28...@news.castlsys.co.uk>,
Steve A <ste...@castlsys.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>On Mon, 20 Jan 1997 12:43:37 GMT, ab...@torfree.net (Bob Allisat)
>wrote:
>
>> See these Shits 'R Us Church of the Sub-genius
>> assholes don't like the simple fact that
>> I am more popular than all their stupid,
>> cynical, empty, mindless fucking blather.
>> And I like that!
>
>Being popular with yourself doesn't count,
You've never been to NYC, have you ?
>even if you DO jerk off twice a day.
gotta keep the pump primed
if this is what we can attribute bobs seeminly endless array
of beautiful girlfriends to, it might be worth a try
check vanity fair next month for a picture of his last one
who's now a model in new york
--
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