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Bob Allisat

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Feb 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/4/97
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Bob, Thy name is Bob!
Get used to it, fool.
Thy name is not Fred or George.
Thy name is not Rudolph or Ziegfried.
Thy name is not Bunny or Harold.
Thy name is not Legion or Lucifer.
Bob, Thy name is Bob!
Love your name, friend.
Thy name is not kangaroo or Humphrey.
Thy name is not Yellow or Jump Cables.
Thy name is not Underwear or Long Island.
Thy name is not Bill or Ben.
Bob, Thy name is Bob!
Bob, Thy name is Bob!
If you change it you will lose your immortal soul!
Thy name is not Igloo or Bumbury.
Thy name is not Googlehead or Ruby.
Thy name is not Boobs or Testicles.
Thy name is not Kansas or Sasafras.
Bob, Thy name is Bob!
Now enough of this silliness!

--

Alex Mackinnon

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Feb 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/4/97
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I guess Bob is not taking his medication again.


In article <E52Jwr.21...@torfree.net>,


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North American Kids have Video games.
Japanese Kids have home work.
Where does that leave our future.

Nick S Bensema

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Feb 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/4/97
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In article <5d7j34$p...@gold.interlog.com>,

Alex Mackinnon <ale...@interlog.com> wrote:
>
>--
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>North American Kids have Video games.
>Japanese Kids have home work.
>Where does that leave our future.

Japanese Kids have video Games too.

Except there are more Japanese video games which involve slideshows of
anime girls stripping.

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Crazy Bob

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Feb 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/4/97
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In article <E52Jwr.21...@torfree.net>, ab...@torfree.net attempts
to speak coherently...

>
>
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Get used to it, fool.
> Thy name is not Fred or George.
> Thy name is not Rudolph or Ziegfried.
> Thy name is not Bunny or Harold.
> Thy name is not Legion or Lucifer.
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Love your name, friend.
> Thy name is not kangaroo or Humphrey.
> Thy name is not Yellow or Jump Cables.
> Thy name is not Underwear or Long Island.
> Thy name is not Bill or Ben.
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> If you change it you will lose your immortal soul!
> Thy name is not Igloo or Bumbury.
> Thy name is not Googlehead or Ruby.
> Thy name is not Boobs or Testicles.
> Thy name is not Kansas or Sasafras.
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Now enough of this silliness!
>
>--

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!

My name is BOB! Muuuuuhhhhhahaha, BOBBBBBBBB!

Nobody betrter try and change it or nuthion'.....

BOB!

Mmmmmm, yeah!

CB
BOB!


Crazy Bob

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Feb 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/5/97
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In article <5d8dof$5...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, ni...@primenet.com
attempts to speak coherently...

>
>In article <5d7j34$p...@gold.interlog.com>,
>Alex Mackinnon <ale...@interlog.com> wrote:
>>
>>--
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------
-
>>North American Kids have Video games.
>>Japanese Kids have home work.
>>Where does that leave our future.
>
>Japanese Kids have video Games too.
>
>Except there are more Japanese video games which involve slideshows of
>anime girls stripping.

And for that reason, if for that reason only, we will surely lose out
to the Japanese in the long run.

CB


Stephen Will Tanner

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Feb 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/5/97
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Nick S Bensema (ni...@primenet.com) wrote:
: In article <5d7j34$p...@gold.interlog.com>,
: Alex Mackinnon <ale...@interlog.com> wrote:
: >----------------------------------------------------------------------
: >North American Kids have Video games.

: >Japanese Kids have home work.
: >Where does that leave our future.
:
: Japanese Kids have video Games too.
:
: Except there are more Japanese video games which involve slideshows of
: anime girls stripping.

"That's what a good game needs, is naked people."
"And explosions."
"Yes, and explosions..."
"And butt shots!"
"Ok, and butt shots."
"And don't forget giant robots."
"Ok, so a truly great game needs giant exploding NAKED ROBOTIC BUTTS!"

--ACTUAL CONVERSATION

--
Stephen Tanner (tan...@math.wisc.edu)

David F Lynch

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Feb 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/5/97
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Crazy Bob (Bob_C...@nospam.brown.edu) wrote:
:
: YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!

:
: My name is BOB! Muuuuuhhhhhahaha, BOBBBBBBBB!
:
: Nobody betrter try and change it or nuthion'.....

Bob, Thy Name Is Chuck.

--
Dave (not David) Lynch/Mutant Uebergeek etc./Founder, Church of Eternal Man
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu/"Yo como hamon y queso bocadillo!"-Neil Peart
ObObsoleteHomepage:http://www.rlabs.com/lynch|(.)(.)|Please email followups
PERFECT SLACK FOREVER/ROUND THINGS ARE BORING/I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton L. Scott

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Feb 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/5/97
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David F Lynch (dfly...@homer.louisville.edu) prattled on about:

: Crazy Bob (Bob_C...@nospam.brown.edu) wrote:
: :
: : YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!
: :
: : My name is BOB! Muuuuuhhhhhahaha, BOBBBBBBBB!
: :
: : Nobody betrter try and change it or nuthion'.....
:
: Bob, Thy Name Is Chuck.

Chuck, thy name is Ingmar.
Yes, Ingmar.

/tex
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who: Clayton L. Scott email: t...@engsoc.carleton.ca

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Erik

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Feb 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/5/97
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Bob Allisat begged; spank me, spank me!:

>
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Get used to it, fool.
> Thy name is not Fred or George.
> Thy name is not Rudolph or Ziegfried.
> Thy name is not Bunny or Harold.
> Thy name is not Legion or Lucifer.
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Love your name, friend.
> Thy name is not kangaroo or Humphrey.
> Thy name is not Yellow or Jump Cables.
> Thy name is not Underwear or Long Island.
> Thy name is not Bill or Ben.
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> If you change it you will lose your immortal soul!
> Thy name is not Igloo or Bumbury.
> Thy name is not Googlehead or Ruby.
> Thy name is not Boobs or Testicles.
> Thy name is not Kansas or Sasafras.
> Bob, Thy name is Bob!
> Now enough of this silliness!
>
Ladies and Gennlemen: Bob has left the building (the hospital, actually).
And is once again trolling for abuse. Please love him! Spank him! Spank
him!
E.
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how will I know I'm right?
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Crazy Bob

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Feb 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/6/97
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In article <5davmq$l9k$1...@hermes-x.louisville.edu>,
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu attempts to speak coherently...

>
>Crazy Bob (Bob_C...@nospam.brown.edu) wrote:
>:
>: YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!
>:
>: My name is BOB! Muuuuuhhhhhahaha, BOBBBBBBBB!
>:
>: Nobody betrter try and change it or nuthion'.....
>
>Bob, Thy Name Is Chuck.

AAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh! Nuuuooooooo!

CB


David F Lynch

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Feb 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/6/97
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Clayton L. Scott (t...@engsoc.carleton.ca) wrote:
:
: Chuck, thy name is Ingmar.
: Yes, Ingmar.

Why not Dagmar? Honestly, can any name ending in "mar" be all bad?

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