Michelle Yeoh Kisses Pierce Brosnan and is Saved By 007
William John Sowa
Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
"Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang thugs!
Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
EGG
K-Bar
> Did we see the same movie? I could have sworn that she saved his ass on
more than one occasion in that film. As far as her kissing him at the end.
Come on it's a Bond film, you knew it was going to happen. At least she
was one of the few female characters who didn't wind up in bed with the
guy. K-Bar
>
Eng...@earthlink.net
William John Sowa wrote:
>
> Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
> "Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
>
> Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang thugs!
> Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
> And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
>
> EGG
Get lost asiaphile!
--
SCAA's Official Host,
#1 Evil Flamewarrior,
Eng
The Migrant
William John Sowa <ws...@engin.umich.edu> wrote in article
<68b4d9$r...@srvr1.engin.umich.edu>...
: Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
: "Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
:
: Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang thugs!
: Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
: And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
:
I bet the SPG's actress of the year award goes for Michele Yeoh for
sucumbing to the sexual advances of a white man after telling Mr. Bond
twice in the movie "not to get any ideas" about shagging her.
The Migrant
Alicia
I watched the movie because of Michelle, and I was disappointed. She was
the ultimate heroine in Hong Kong movies, here she has to be saved by
007 so many times.
Remember the part when Jonathon Pryce did the "woo woo wa wa", waving
his arms and legs like kungfu in front of Michelle, then saying "you are
pathetic"? That was really humiliating. I hate that. Michelle should be
the one grinding him apart in the end.
K-Bar wrote:
>
> On 30 Dec 1997, William John Sowa wrote:
>
> > Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
> > "Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
> >
> > Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang thugs!
> > Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
> > And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
> >
The Migrant
Alicia <lck...@pacific.net.sg> wrote in article
<34AA0578...@pacific.net.sg>...
: I watched the movie because of Michelle, and I was disappointed. She was
: the ultimate heroine in Hong Kong movies, here she has to be saved by
: 007 so many times.
:
: Remember the part when Jonathon Pryce did the "woo woo wa wa", waving
: his arms and legs like kungfu in front of Michelle, then saying "you are
: pathetic"? That was really humiliating. I hate that. Michelle should be
: the one grinding him apart in the end.
:
Well my dear Alicia, you just have to accept the fact that the White Man
rules. Ol' Whitey will never see other ethnic groups as their equals.
"Woo Woo Wa Wa, they're calling the shots"
The Migrant
jade
In article <34AA0578...@pacific.net.sg>, Alicia
<lck...@pacific.net.sg> wrote:
> I watched the movie because of Michelle, and I was disappointed. She was
> the ultimate heroine in Hong Kong movies, here she has to be saved by
> 007 so many times.
>
> Remember the part when Jonathon Pryce did the "woo woo wa wa", waving
> his arms and legs like kungfu in front of Michelle, then saying "you are
> pathetic"? That was really humiliating. I hate that. Michelle should be
> the one grinding him apart in the end.
yeah, that really pissed me off...i'll never buy an infiniti now ;-)
after that asswipe did that, i was hoping til his inevitable death that
michelle would get to kick his ass into submission. but i was
disappointed :-(
jade
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have been best to have never been born at all...
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Eng...@earthlink.net
Alicia wrote:
>
> I watched the movie because of Michelle, and I was disappointed. She was
> the ultimate heroine in Hong Kong movies, here she has to be saved by
> 007 so many times.
>
> Remember the part when Jonathon Pryce did the "woo woo wa wa", waving
> his arms and legs like kungfu in front of Michelle, then saying "you are
> pathetic"? That was really humiliating. I hate that. Michelle should be
> the one grinding him apart in the end.
What do you expect? ALL of the western, white hollywood movies are like
that. If you're an Asian Female, they think you have to be the soft,
weak type who had to be rescued by some whitey. Hong Kong allows actors
and actresses to be creative and positive, where hollywood, you have to
fit into the stereotyped roles.
Susan Cohen
The Migrant wrote:
> Alicia <lck...@pacific.net.sg> wrote in article
> <34AA0578...@pacific.net.sg>...
> : I watched the movie because of Michelle, and I was disappointed. She was
> : the ultimate heroine in Hong Kong movies, here she has to be saved by
> : 007 so many times.
> :
> : Remember the part when Jonathon Pryce did the "woo woo wa wa", waving
> : his arms and legs like kungfu in front of Michelle, then saying "you are
> : pathetic"? That was really humiliating. I hate that. Michelle should be
> : the one grinding him apart in the end.
> :
> Well my dear Alicia, you just have to accept the fact that the White Man
> rules. Ol' Whitey will never see other ethnic groups as their equals.
> "Woo Woo Wa Wa, they're calling the shots"
a) I wish you'd posted a spoiler warningb) It's not so much a "white" thing as
a "Bond" thing. No white woman will ever save Jackie Chan in one of his flicks
(But, yeah, I wish they'd made an exception in Yeoh's case - she's fabulous to
watch)
Phoenix
K-Bar wrote:
> > Did we see the same movie? I could have sworn that she saved his ass on
> more than one occasion in that film. As far as her kissing him at the end.
> Come on it's a Bond film, you knew it was going to happen. At least she
> was one of the few female characters who didn't wind up in bed with the
> guy. K-Bar
You know, for ONCE, I'd like to see that Bond can't get the girl at the
end. If she had saved his ass and laughed off his advances and walked
away at the end, it'd be a much more amusing story.
Eng...@earthlink.net
Ken!!! wrote:
>
> creative? positive? which HK shows are you watching?
>
> On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 11:39:22 -0800, Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
> >What do you expect? ALL of the western, white hollywood movies are like
> >that. If you're an Asian Female, they think you have to be the soft,
> >weak type who had to be rescued by some whitey. Hong Kong allows actors
> >and actresses to be creative and positive, where hollywood, you have to
> >fit into the stereotyped roles.
>
Obviously, the ones that you missed!
Terence
On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 16:42:32 +0800, Alicia <lck...@pacific.net.sg> wrote:
>I watched the movie because of Michelle, and I was disappointed. She was
>the ultimate heroine in Hong Kong movies, here she has to be saved by
>007 so many times.
I'm dissapointed with the movie too. It's extremely unrealistic and the
high-tech gadgets are too exaggerated in sophistication that the thrill
associated with watching a Bond movie is non-existent. I bet even a 3-year-old
kid can break into the White House with Bond's high-tech toys. I prefer the
original Bond stories written by Ian Fleming.
>Remember the part when Jonathon Pryce did the "woo woo wa wa", waving
>his arms and legs like kungfu in front of Michelle, then saying "you are
>pathetic"? That was really humiliating. I hate that. Michelle should be
>the one grinding him apart in the end.
In addition, what's worse is that in the end, Michelle eventually got seduced by
Bond. A typical fate of all Bond gals.
Ken!!!
creative? positive? which HK shows are you watching?
On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 11:39:22 -0800, Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
>What do you expect? ALL of the western, white hollywood movies are like
>that. If you're an Asian Female, they think you have to be the soft,
>weak type who had to be rescued by some whitey. Hong Kong allows actors
>and actresses to be creative and positive, where hollywood, you have to
>fit into the stereotyped roles.
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Phil McCracken
Terence wrote:
> In addition, what's worse is that in the end, Michelle eventually got seduced by
> Bond. A typical fate of all Bond gals.
Bond can seduce whomsoever he pleases. He's BOND for Chrissakes !
What the hell do you want in the final scene ?
Final scene :
Bond grins suavely at the exotic creature he's justs swiped from the jaws of
death.....reaches out the caress her goose-pimpling arms and says
"Darling....couldn't help me empty and flush my colostomy bag....could you ? "
Cut to flushing scene.
Sunset.
Titles.
Just doesn't work, does it ?
Orion Assante
I wonder if we're not expecting too much from Michelle Yeoh as the
first Asian Bond girl. Did you really think Bond wouldn't end up
shagging her in the end? After all, Bond girls are all there to be
shagged anyway. That was what Ian Fleming had in mind when he wrote
the Bond novels - girls are just there to prove his hero's suave and
potentness.
So what's the big deal about Michelle? When it was announced the next
Bond would be Asian, couldn't you tell the producers were saying to
themselves:: "heck! Bond's screwed girls from all nations and
races...hmmmm...who've left out...I got it! Asians!"
So Bond shagged her. At least in the movie, she's proved she can do
more than just screem like a dope and be a recepticle for Bond's seed.
(cf Teri Hatcher)
And at least this Asian girl didn't have an insanely stupid name like
Pussy Galore!
O Assante
Airbug
Orion Assante wrote:
> So what's the big deal about Michelle? When it was announced the next
> Bond would be Asian, couldn't you tell the producers were saying to
> themselves:: "heck! Bond's screwed girls from all nations and
> races...hmmmm...who've left out...I got it! Asians!"
[snip]
> O Assante
Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
ab
--
"People in power have misused it, and now there has to be a change and a
better world has to be built, and the only way it's going to be built is
with extreme methods."
- El Hajj Malik El Shabazz (aka. Malcolm X)
K-Bar
> Probably, but face it, 007 could team up with a cute lesbian and I can
gaurantee that at the end he'd still wind up in bed with her. K-Bar
>
K-Bar
On Thu, 1 Jan 1998, Airbug wrote:
>
>
> Orion Assante wrote:
>
> > So what's the big deal about Michelle? When it was announced the next
> > Bond would be Asian, couldn't you tell the producers were saying to
> > themselves:: "heck! Bond's screwed girls from all nations and
> > races...hmmmm...who've left out...I got it! Asians!"
>
> [snip]
>
> > O Assante
>
> Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
>
> ab
>
> There have been a couple. Grace Jones in "A View to a Kill" (Though
no one knows why) and some other chick in the 70's whose name I can't
remember. Personally I think Tyra Banks would make a good one. K-Bar
Ken!!!
maybe.. but judging from the ones TCS screens (granted... bad choice)
they all seem to have the same plots...
now for really cool movies, try the independent movies like Foxfire,
Flirt, Nowhere, El Mariachi and Man Bites Dog...
these were cool...
On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 22:49:49 -0800, Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
>Obviously, the ones that you missed!
>
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Ken!!!
Grace Jones?
she wuz scary...
On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 00:12:28 -0800, Airbug <Air...@juno.com> wrote:
>
>Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
>
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Wai-ling
On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 14:36:23 +0800, Phil McCracken <p...@teldar.com.au> wrote:
>Terence wrote:
>
>> In addition, what's worse is that in the end, Michelle eventually got seduced by
>> Bond. A typical fate of all Bond gals.
>Bond can seduce whomsoever he pleases. He's BOND for Chrissakes !
>What the hell do you want in the final scene ?
>Final scene :
<SNIP>
Well, how about a change for something totally new? You know, for ONCE, I'd like
to see that Bond can't get the girl at the end. If she had saved his ass and
laughed off his advances and walked away at the end, it'd be a much more amusing
story. How about making Bond the loser this time when it comes to dealing with
women?
It would be interesting thing if the final scene ends up like this:
A Chinese patrol boat came past. A Chinese officer emerged from the patrol boat
and saluted at Wai-ling smartly. Speaking in Mandarin respectfully, the Chinese
officer greeted Wai-ling, saying, " Good evening comarde Wai-ling! Your great
devotion and courage for our Motherland to the point of death is indeed
admirable. Well done! We are here to fetch you back to our Motherland. "
With that, Wai-ling, helped by the Chinese officer, climbed into the patrol
boat. Looking back and smiling enigmatically, Wai-ling said, "Good-bye James!
Till we meet again!"
As the patrol boat sped away, James Bond could only look helplessly by...
Kathy
I just want to know why none of the James Bond's have ever been infected with
STD's or AIDS! Considering the places and times he has sex I'm assuming he
isn't walking around with a condom in his wallet. In his last movie he had
sex with three different women and I'm assuming he had sex in the end with
Michelle Yeoh (well what other reason didn't they want to be rescued) so where
did he find the condom? Just wondering...
Kathy
K-Bar wrote:
> On Thu, 1 Jan 1998, Airbug wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Orion Assante wrote:
> >
> > > So what's the big deal about Michelle? When it was announced the next
> > > Bond would be Asian, couldn't you tell the producers were saying to
> > > themselves:: "heck! Bond's screwed girls from all nations and
> > > races...hmmmm...who've left out...I got it! Asians!"
> >
> > [snip]
> >
> > > O Assante
> >
> > Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
> >
Richard Yoon
Orion Assante wrote:
> I wonder if we're not expecting too much from Michelle Yeoh as the
> first Asian Bond girl.
Michelle Yeoh isn't the first Asian Bond girl. 30 years ago, in
"You Only Live Twice", there were two Japanese Bond girls. The
main Bond girl was played by Akiko Wakabayashi. Tetsuro Tamba
also played a Bond girl.
I believe James Bond gets married only in "You Only Live Twice"
and in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". Both wives die, BTW.
Richard Yoon
Ryan Hawe
Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
: William John Sowa wrote:
: >
: > Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
: > "Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
: >
: > Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang thugs!
: > Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
: > And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
: >
: > EGG
: Get lost asiaphile!
Welcome to SCK, Eng! I'm Ryan (one of the few never greeted or slammed by
you...), temporarily representing SCK's Queen.
You may not be familiar with William "the Cantankerous EGG" Sowa's posts
here. His above post was in fact supposed to be *sarcasm*. A playful
tweak, if you will, of the collective noses of the more hyperactive AAAMAs
(Angry Asian-American Male Activists), some of whom were urging a boycott
of _Tomorrow Never Dies_.
It's a bit of a surprise to see you react so quickly. But, perhpas his
tricked worked too well. Certainly, for the uninitiated to the great pool
of chaos that is SCK, and its own unique denizens, confusion could easily
occur.
On behalf of SCK and its Queen, I would like to apologize for any
diplomatic mix-up, and hope that your future visits here are pleasant...
SCK's unofficial Ambassador,
Ryan :>
--
"...I'm a self-made man. Time travel's funny that way."
verbs10
Airbug wrote:
>
> Orion Assante wrote:
>
> > So what's the big deal about Michelle? When it was announced the next
> > Bond would be Asian, couldn't you tell the producers were saying to
> > themselves:: "heck! Bond's screwed girls from all nations and
> > races...hmmmm...who've left out...I got it! Asians!"
>
> [snip]
>
> > O Assante
>
> Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
>
> ab
>
>
> "People in power have misused it, and now there has to be a change and a
> better world has to be built, and the only way it's going to be built is
> with extreme methods."
> - El Hajj Malik El Shabazz (aka. Malcolm X)
Callisto
On 30 Dec 1997 15:36:09 GMT, ws...@engin.umich.edu (William John Sowa)
wrote:
>Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang thugs!
>Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
>And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
Yeah? Same with 18 (?) other non-Asian Bond girls before her. It's a
Bond movie. What do you expect?
Come on, at least she got to kick lotsa butt and didn't jump into the
sack with 007 until the end of the movie. That's an improvement. At
times, she certainly out-shone Bond himself. My only regret was she
didn't kick Jonathan Pryce's ass.
--
"In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie.
There's only expedient exaggeration."
- Cary Grant as Roger Thornhill in North By Northwest
To email, remove uppercase letters from email address.
Eng...@earthlink.net
Ryan Hawe wrote:
>
> Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
> : William John Sowa wrote:
> : >
> : > Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
> : > "Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
> : >
> : > Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from drowning!
> : > And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
> : > EGG
> :
> : Get lost asiaphile!
>
> Welcome to SCK, Eng! I'm Ryan (one of the few never greeted or slammed by
> you...), temporarily representing SCK's Queen.
>
> You may not be familiar with William "the Cantankerous EGG" Sowa's posts
> here. His above post was in fact supposed to be *sarcasm*. A playful
> tweak, if you will, of the collective noses of the more hyperactive AAAMAs
> (Angry Asian-American Male Activists), some of whom were urging a boycott
> of _Tomorrow Never Dies_.
>
> It's a bit of a surprise to see you react so quickly. But, perhpas his
> tricked worked too well. Certainly, for the uninitiated to the great pool
> of chaos that is SCK, and its own unique denizens, confusion could easily
> occur.
>
> On behalf of SCK and its Queen, I would like to apologize for any
> diplomatic mix-up, and hope that your future visits here are pleasant...
>
> SCK's unofficial Ambassador,
> Ryan :>
>
Oh this is too funny! Keep that "EGG" guy in your newsgroup, will ya? We
don't need anymore pervert in our newsgroup.
Eng...@earthlink.net
Kathy wrote:
>
> I just want to know why none of the James Bond's have ever been infected with
> STD's or AIDS! Considering the places and times he has sex I'm assuming he
> isn't walking around with a condom in his wallet. In his last movie he had
> sex with three different women and I'm assuming he had sex in the end with
> Michelle Yeoh (well what other reason didn't they want to be rescued) so where
> did he find the condom? Just wondering...
>
> Kathy
>
Well, they never showed the actual love making because it was revealed
that he was IMPOTENT! See, no condoms, no STD's et. :)
Airbug
verbs10 wrote:
> > Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
> >
> > ab
> >
> > --
> >
> > "People in power have misused it, and now there has to be a change and a
> > better world has to be built, and the only way it's going to be built is
> > with extreme methods."
> > - El Hajj Malik El Shabazz (aka. Malcolm X)
> your mother
Listen here you little whittie girl, you've been a pain in the ass, you've
been attacking me with your little rude comments all this week. I suggest that
you GET LOST!
Jim Tsou
K-Bar wrote:
>
> On Wed, 31 Dec 1997, Phoenix wrote:
>
> > K-Bar wrote:
> > > > Did we see the same movie? I could have sworn that she saved his ass on
> > > more than one occasion in that film. As far as her kissing him at the end.
> > > Come on it's a Bond film, you knew it was going to happen. At least she
> > > was one of the few female characters who didn't wind up in bed with the
> > > guy. K-Bar
> >
> > end. If she had saved his ass and laughed off his advances and walked
> > away at the end, it'd be a much more amusing story.
> >
K-Bar
On Thu, 1 Jan 1998, Ken!!! wrote:
> Grace Jones?
> she wuz scary...
>
Was? No! Grace Jones IS SCARY! You know what black men say about Grace's
attraction to tall blonde guys?
a. Thank you God!
b. All praise Allah!
c. Thank you Jesus!
depending on their religious background. K-Bar
>
> On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 00:12:28 -0800, Airbug <Air...@juno.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
> >
>
K-Bar
On Thu, 1 Jan 1998, Airbug wrote:
>
>
> verbs10 wrote:
>
> > > Will there ever be an Afro-American Bond Girl?
> > >
> > > ab
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > "People in power have misused it, and now there has to be a change and a
> > > better world has to be built, and the only way it's going to be built is
> > > with extreme methods."
> > > - El Hajj Malik El Shabazz (aka. Malcolm X)
> > your mother
>
> Listen here you little whittie girl, you've been a pain in the ass, you've
> been attacking me with your little rude comments all this week. I suggest that
> you GET LOST!
>
> ab
>
> Bug, simply telling him to leave will serve no purpose. I'm afraid
you're going to have to kill him. K-Bar
Leo
And wacking his rod at the same time?
Wai-ling wrote in message
Dawhey
>> Probably, but face it, 007 could team up with a cute lesbian and I can
>> gaurantee that at the end he'd still wind up in bed with her. K-Bar
Don't you remember a lesbian type named Pussy Galore in Goldfinger?
Perhaps not. You are to young.
George Sorority
I find this peculiar in Asian girls mainly. It is playing hard to get.
George Sorority
The Migrant wrote:
>
> :
> I bet the SPG's actress of the year award goes for Michele Yeoh for
> sucumbing to the sexual advances of a white man after telling Mr. Bond
> twice in the movie "not to get any ideas" about shagging her.
>
> The Migrant
William John Sowa
<Eng...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>Oh this is too funny! Keep that "EGG" guy in your newsgroup, will ya? We
>don't need anymore pervert in our newsgroup.
>
>#1 Evil Flamewarrior,
>Eng
Awwww, But, you guys are so predictable it was fun.
Shin Nyun Gwei Lo (Or However You HK Guys Pronounce It ???)
EGG
Hung Wei Lo
On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 07:48:06 GMT, na...@pacific.net.SPAMMERSDIE.sg
(Ken!!!) spewed forth:
>now for really cool movies, try the independent movies like Foxfire,
>Flirt, Nowhere, El Mariachi and Man Bites Dog...
>
>these were cool...
Dude - El Mariachi was ULTRA cool!
I'm psyched that you saw it too.
****************************************************************
On 19 Dec 1997 18:31:15 GMT, "CowGod" <andr...@pacific.net.sg>
spewed forth:
>You are a damn motherless pig, Hung Wei Lo !!
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Trevor Gulliver
Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
> William John Sowa wrote:
> >
> > Just thought I'd instigate another Asian Nazi - Anti-White
> > "Asian-girl-gets-saved-by-white-man" movie thread...
> >
> > Go Pierce! Save Michelle and from those horrible Vietnamese gang
> thugs!
> > Save Michelle from the evil helicopter! Save Michelle from
> drowning!
> > And, get that last scene Asian-girl-kiss! YAY !!!!!!
> >
> > EGG
>
> Get lost asiaphile!
>
"Get lost asiaphile?" Can't you think of something more witty to say?
Aren't there any sharp quips on the tip of your pointed tongue? And you
call yourself an evil flamewarrior...!? Shame, shame Eng, you're letting
down all your fans!
> --
Ken!!!
me: i saw that 10 times!
voice: 6!
me: 10!
voice: 6!
me: what's the matter with you? can't you count?
On Fri, 02 Jan 1998 16:02:42 GMT, hung...@schwingthatschlong.com
(Hung Wei Lo) wrote:
>On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 07:48:06 GMT, na...@pacific.net.SPAMMERSDIE.sg
>(Ken!!!) spewed forth:
>
>>now for really cool movies, try the independent movies like Foxfire,
>>Flirt, Nowhere, El Mariachi and Man Bites Dog...
>>
>>these were cool...
>
>Dude - El Mariachi was ULTRA cool!
>I'm psyched that you saw it too.
>
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Anne S. Shih
Phoenix wrote:
> K-Bar wrote:
> > > Did we see the same movie? I could have sworn that she saved his ass on
> > more than one occasion in that film. As far as her kissing him at the end.
> > Come on it's a Bond film, you knew it was going to happen. At least she
> > was one of the few female characters who didn't wind up in bed with the
> > guy. K-Bar
>
> You know, for ONCE, I'd like to see that Bond can't get the girl at the
> end. If she had saved his ass and laughed off his advances and walked
> away at the end, it'd be a much more amusing story.
Interesting suggestion. Maybe this ending can lead to the creation of a female
James Bond. I saw the movie last night, and I just LOVED it! It's absolutely the
best Bond movie ever in my opinion. Considering its high entertainment value, it
also delivered a much healthy treatment of the East-West, man-woman interaction.
For those of you pain over the inter-racial romance between Wai-Lin and James
Bond, sigh ... I don't think 007 would fret over other men's charm as some of you
demonstrated, and THAT is the secret of his sexiness.
Good luck to all! Go see the movie!
Anne
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http://www.earth.org.hk
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Jim Tsou
K-Bar wrote:
>
> On Thu, 1 Jan 1998, Ken!!! wrote:
>
> > Grace Jones?
> > she wuz scary...
> >
> Was? No! Grace Jones IS SCARY! You know what black men say about Grace's
> attraction to tall blonde guys?
>
> a. Thank you God!
> b. All praise Allah!
> c. Thank you Jesus!
> depending on their religious background. K-Bar
Pretty similar to what AMs say about Margaret Cho it seems.
Ryan Hawe
Wai-ling (anon...@do.not.reply) wrote:
: It would be interesting thing if the final scene ends up like this:
:
: A Chinese patrol boat came past. A Chinese officer emerged from the
: patrol boat and saluted at Wai-ling smartly. Speaking in Mandarin
: respectfully, the Chinese officer greeted Wai-ling, saying, " Good
: evening comarde Wai-ling! Your great devotion and courage for our
: Motherland to the point of death is indeed admirable. Well done! We are
: here to fetch you back to our Motherland. "
:
: With that, Wai-ling, helped by the Chinese officer, climbed into the patrol
: boat. Looking back and smiling enigmatically, Wai-ling said, "Good-bye James!
: Till we meet again!"
Up to here, this alternate ending is very, very good. Bravo!
: As the patrol boat sped away, James Bond could only look helplessly by...
This part I don't like quite so much. Bond is a guy of action, after all,
not the sort to stand and look helpless. So, with your permission, I'd
like to edit that last part as follows:
As the patrol boat sped away, James Bond gave a solemn nod to his ally.
He was truly impressed by her professionalism, and it was easy to see her
as a partner of a different sort. Life after the Cold War was proving to
be an interesting time indeed -- to borrow from the Chinese saying.
"Yes," he said softly, "here's to interesting times."
<Fade Out, Roll Credits>
K-Bar
> I thought Bond got with her. Perhaps you're right, it's been a while
since I've seen it. K-Bar
>
>
Pellis
>> > So what's the big deal about Michelle? When it was announced the next
>> > Bond would be Asian, couldn't you tell the producers were saying to
>> > themselves:: "heck! Bond's screwed girls from all nations and
>> > races...hmmmm...who've left out...I got it! Asians!"
I guess you forgot about "You Only Live Twice".
Pellis
Eng...@earthlink.net wrote in message <34ABDD...@earthlink.net>...
>Kathy wrote:
>>
>> I just want to know why none of the James Bond's have ever been infected
with
>> STD's or AIDS! Considering the places and times he has sex I'm assuming
he
>> isn't walking around with a condom in his wallet. In his last movie he
had
>> sex with three different women and I'm assuming he had sex in the end
with
>> Michelle Yeoh (well what other reason didn't they want to be rescued) so
where
>> did he find the condom? Just wondering...
He carries his condoms around in a special compartment Q made for him in his
shoe heel :-/
Really though, how hard is it to carry a condom around? They always fade
the love scenes before anything happens anyway. Just because they don't
make a big deal about it doesn't mean Bond doesn't use condoms.
Pellis
K-Bar wrote in message ...
Bond did get with her. After they escaped the crashing plane at the end of
"Goldfinger", Bond did they same thing he did at the end of "Tomorrow..."
He decided to wait for rescue later and ended kissing her under a parachute.
John Paulus
Eng...@earthlink.net wrote:
: Kathy wrote:
: >
: > I just want to know why none of the James Bond's have ever been infected with
: > STD's or AIDS! Considering the places and times he has sex I'm assuming he
: > isn't walking around with a condom in his wallet. In his last movie he had
: > sex with three different women and I'm assuming he had sex in the end with
: > Michelle Yeoh (well what other reason didn't they want to be rescued) so where
: > did he find the condom? Just wondering...
: > Kathy
: >
: Well, they never showed the actual love making because it was revealed
: that he was IMPOTENT! See, no condoms, no STD's et. :)
If Adrian Paul ever becomes James Bond, you could say that James Bond is an
Immortal (thus explaining his youthful vigor over the years and why he
doesn't catch --or recovers quickly from --STD's)
The thing this...how many kids has James Bond produced? Theplot of the next
movie could deal with someone kidnapping his child...or to be more
original....two women who claim to have Bond's kid (not inconceivable) BOTH
have their kids kidnapped...Bond has to figure out how to save both of them
and not get sued or killed in the process...
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Linus
Considering that Bond movies has been around for a long time, some of these
women he is sleeping with is young enough to be his daughters....
John Paulus <sha...@ripco.com> wrote in article
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Ken!!!
gross thought... seeing how many women he sleeps with, some of them
may be his daughters... blee...
On 8 Jan 98 22:53:40 GMT, "Linus" <ncho...@cyberway.com.sg> wrote:
>Considering that Bond movies has been around for a long time, some of these
>women he is sleeping with is young enough to be his daughters....
>
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