Jesus a liar
uNmaiviLambi
for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to
say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by
praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie
by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity
right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my
house. He could make a lot of converts that way. If I’m converted
today, I’ll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to
kissing God’s ass. If I’m not converted it would only be fair for you
to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt.
Here are the quotes from Jesus that proves that he lied:
1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if
you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to
the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and
cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in
prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)
2) Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock
and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives;
and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will
be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)
3) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about
anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who
is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My
name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)
4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted
up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but
believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him.
Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you
will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)
5) And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will
find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who
asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who
knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)
6) And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father
may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I
will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)
7) If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for
whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB)
8) It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed
you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask
the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB)
9) On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen,
amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will
give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and
you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24
NAB)
A lot of Christians ignore what Jesus actually says in the Bible.
They also tend to add things to the actual words to make them say
something else. If you honestly and truthfully read these quotes,
without adding to them, it is very easy to see that Jesus is not
saying that God will think about your prayers. He says God will grant
all your prayers. Clearly, God doesn’t grant all prayers and this
proves that Jesus was a habitual liar.
World ends:
Matthew
23:36 Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this
generation.
Luke:
21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away,
till all be fulfilled.
Hal � Mearadhaigh.
> Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask
> for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to
> say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by
> praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie
> by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity
> right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my
> today, I�ll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to
> kissing God�s ass. If I�m not converted it would only be fair for you
> to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt.
>
Ah. But the main point is: YOU must believe!! You obviously do not believe,
so it can never happen. Go kiss MY butt!
--
Harry Merrick.
ModerateMallu
> Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask
> for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to
> say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by
> praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie
> by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity
> right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my
> today, I�ll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to
> to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt.
>
>
Man, this is truly a new low. Why are so completely obsessed with Jesus
and/or his message? If you choose not believe, don't. Period. I don't,
and I don't want anyone kissing my butt. :-)
harmony
"ModerateMallu" <KalluM...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> uNmaiviLambi wrote:
>> Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask
>> for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to
>> say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by
>> praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie
>> by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity
>> right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my
>> kissing God�s ass. If I�m not converted it would only be fair for you
>> to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt.
>>
>>
>> snip,snip,snip
>
> Man, this is truly a new low. Why are so completely obsessed with Jesus
> and/or his message? If you choose not believe, don't. Period. I don't, and
> I don't want anyone kissing my butt. :-)
>
i think the idea is: what the hindus should make of missionary 24x7
propaganda designed to convert the hindus? nice to know unmaivilambi helped
you choose to not believe. but there are many out there who need to say they
too don't believe - specially the duped (the plain vanilla kirastanis) , and
the superduped (like prem thomas).
uNmaiviLambi
> uNmaiviLambi wrote:
Sh! Secret. I was in a hurry and did a cut and paste job without
editing. That is all. Dont tell any one