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1. AGONY OF THE TAMIL NATION
Genocide as generally defined has two aspects. One aspect
refers to the gradual and systematic destruction and dismemberment
of the basic foundations of a nation of a people, their language,
culture, their history, their economic existence and their
geographical entity. The other refers to the actual physical
extermination of a national community. The tamil Nation of the
Island has been subjected to this dual form of genocide since the
Independence of Sri Lanka in 1948.
A calculated multi-pronged genocidal operation was unleashed
against our people by successive Sinhala chauvinistic regimes to
up-root and undermine the national identity of our people. This
genocidal thrust attacked simultaneously on the structural
foundations of the Tamil Nation, on the language, culture, economic
life and geography the cumulative effects of which threatened the
very survival of our people.
Overshadowing the cultural and economic destabilization of the
Tamil Nation were the vicious and violent forms of genocidal
practices aimed at the physical extermination of our people. State
organised riots, which erupted periodically and assumed as a
consistent phenomenon during the present regime, have the
deliberate intent in the physical liquidation of the tamil people.
Thousands of our people have perished in this mad orgies of
violence. The July holocaust of 1983 peaked this pattern of
genocidal mass killings. Since this unprecedented upheaval of
violence the genocide of tamils assumed a new dimension of which
the armed forces and the commando police directly and openly
involved in mass murders. The killings became a very calculated
military strategy of collective punishment, or rather collective
mass reprisals, a notorious strategy inducted by the Israeli
intelligent, the Mossad, aimed to contain the armed resistance
campaign of the Tamil guerrillas. Unable to contain, the
escalating guerrilla war, superbly organised and executed by the
Tamil Tigers, the demoralized army turned their vengeance on the
innocent civilians unleashing a campaign of terrorisation to break
the will of our people and force them to betray the freedom
fighters. The armed forces adopted savage methods to mass
extermination unheard of in contemporary times.
People are burnt alive, buried alive, blasted alive. People are
gunned down in cold blood in the market place, in their homes, on
their farms, on the roads, on the sea, anywhere the armed forces
choose to slaughter them. Innocent young men are rounded up,
forced to dig their own graves and buried alive at gun point.
School children are mowed in their classrooms, villagers are
rounded up, locked in buildings and blasted with explosives. Young
women are brutally raped and murdered. The manner in which the
Tamils are physically exterminated is so cruel, callous and brutal
that has shocked and enraged the conditions of the world. Three of
the 1985 massacres.
that occurred at kurikadduvan, valvettiturai and Ariyalai are
enlisted here:
MASSACRES ON THE FERRY:
On the 15th May 1985, Sri Lankan Navy personnel attacked a ferry
carrying tamil passengers from Delft to kurikadduvan and massacred
about 46 people. It was savage and ruthless massacre. The Navy men
used axes, swords, knives and crowbars and hacked to death all
passengers including all women and children.
VALVETITURAI MASSACRE:
On the 9th of May 1985, went on a rampage committing arson,
looting, rape and mass murder in the coastal village of
valvettiturai in Northern Sri Lanka. About 50 tamil civilians
including children and women were rounded up and forcefully locked
into the village library. Army men then planted high explosives
around the building and blasted the people dead. About 25 people
were rounded up in the streets and were gunned down in cold blood.
In this blood thirsty rampage more than 90 people were murdered.
ARIYALAI MASSACRE:
On the 29th April 1985, the Army personnel attached to Navatkuli
camp entered the village of Ariyalai about 3 kilometres from Jaffna
city and rampaged the whole village. In this mad frenzy of
military terror, about 60 people including women and children were
senselessly slaughtered. Hundreds of houses were set ablaze.
AND THESE MASSACRES CONTINUES.....
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The details of the school children who have been killed by aerial bombing
on the Nagarkoil Central School in the Jaffna Peninsula by the Sri Lankan
Air Force Pucara bomber planes on 22-09-1995.
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21 of the 25 children died have been identified.
Name age
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1. Dharmalingam Ushanthini 13
2. Markandu Nagalosani 10
3. Thamodtharan Sakunthala 12
4. Rasakumar Umakanthan 17
5. Punthavarasa Thushanthini 14
6. Ravindran Amirtha 10
7. Balachandran Rajitha 10
8. Sundaralingam Palanimalai 15
9. Kularasa Annamalai Tharsani 13
10.K. Varsini 12
11.Selvakulasingam Selvanithy 17
12.Krishnakumar Thavaseelan 13
13.Rajaratnam Kavitha 10
14.Nagamuthu Senthivel 15
15.Alphonse Amalaviji 14
16.Mahalingam Shanmugavadivel 16
17.T.Mahintha 10
18.T.Mathini 14
19.Navamani Vithuran 14
20.Selvam 16
21.Ragavan 16
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71 Civilians died by artillery shelling and aerial bombardment by the
Sri Lankan armed forces for the last three days since 20th September 1995.
Some of the names of the persons who have been identified are given below:
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Cilvilians who died by shelling from Palaly army camp in
Jaffna Peninsula on 20-09-1995
Name age place sex
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1. Elayakutty Thangarasu 55 Navalady,Udupiddy female
2. Appiah 85 Navalady,Udupiddy male
3. Selliah Rasiah 75 Santhiveethi, Udupiddy male
21-09-1995
1. Kathirgamar Logiswaran 9 Marapulam, Alvai boy
22-09-1995
1. Rantam Anthoyhas 8 Manatkatu boy
2. Manokarathas Marialtchi 10 Manatkadu boy
3. John Bosco Sharmila 5 Manatkadu girl
4. Velan Veeran Kritnar 70 Udayar Lane
(Vadamaradchi North) male
5. Veeran Rasathurai 36 Udayar Lane male
6. Subramaniam Thangaratnam 60 Muniyappar Kovilady
Katkovalam female
7. Thangarajah Aruchunalingam 59 Vishvakula Lane male
PointPedro
8. Esvaralathan Thileepan 11 Ampanai boy
9. Esvaralathan Vijitha 13 Ampanai girl
10.Esvaralathan Vasikaran 7 Ampanai boy
11.Esvaralathan Sakitha 3 Ampanai girl
12.Sinnathurai Thushanthini 12 Ampanai girl
13.Subramaniam Pathimamary 40 Point Pedro female
[END]
3.
SATHTHURUKKONDAN MASSACRE
Following is the terrifying testimony provided by the
witnesses to the enquiry commission about the massacre of the
Tamils in the Saththurukkondan Army Camp.
During the President's Enquiry commission's hearings on those
missing, conducted under retired judge Gopala Krishnar a Kanthasamy
Krishnakumar aged 27, the sole survivor of the massacre testified
as follows:
"On the 10 of September 1990, Tamil civilians from Batticaloa,
Saththurukkondan, Panichchaiyady, Kokkuvil, Pillaiyarady were taken
to the Army camp for interrogation. I was the only survivor of that
185 civilians taken there. We were stabbed with sharp knives
including a one and a half year old child, children and women.
He also testified that " On the above said day at around five
thirty in the evening Army men both in civil and military clothing
came and told that the officer in charge of the Camp wanted us to
come to the camp for enquiry and so they took us."
CHILDREN AND WOMEN BARBARICALLY MURDERED:
" Elderly, Women, children and even babies were taken to the
Saththrukkondan Bois town Army camp. After that four of us were
taken to the back side of the camp and blindfolded and our mouth
was stuffed with a cloth as well. Later they laid us on a wood
brick and suddenly they started stabbing us with sharp knives. I
laid there as if I was dead. I head voices of agony and pain I
can't even describe, all around me.
After every thing was all over I slowly opened my eyes and saw
butchered bodies all around me. I then crawled my way through the
dead bodies and hide myself among small shrubs. It was around three
clock in the morning at that time. After exiting from that hell I
came to the village and I was admitted to the hospital for
treatment. The army was at this point in time was in search of me
after having heard of my escape. I was handed over to the Rev.
Miller for protection by the Batticaloa Peace Committee. I lost my
whole family in this incident. I am the only survivor."
NIGHT FILLED WITH SHOUTS AND CRIES:
During the testimony Kanthiah Sivakkolunthu (37) said that:
" I am the principal at the Kathaiyakkan thivu school. On that
day at around 11 in the morning a man wearing a red half sleeved T-
shirt was going in a bicycle. He was new to the village and had a
knife on the handle of the cycle. I immediately sensed that
something was wrong and took my wife and children in a cycle to the
Saththurukkondan colony. At that time, I saw Armed personnel both
in civil and military clothing taking many civilians including
women, children and elderly. We stayed the day at the
Saththurukkondan colony. The army camp was situated a thousand
meters from my house. I heard cries of distress, shouts for help of
women and children trough out the night. We also heard gun shots
being fired and also saw a huge fire as well.
Next day morning I went to my uncle's house. I couldn't see my
uncle, aunt, nephew, niece or any of the children. All I saw was
some splattered small shoes of the children. In this massacre one
and a half year old SUBOSHINI, three year old THULASI, seven years
old SULOCHANA were lost. I heard that all of them were taken to the
Army camp and were butchered. Even the bodies have been burnt. Some
kids who had gone near the camp later for rearing the cattle have
said that they had seen many skulls and bones."
During the hearings, a Vairamuththu Ariyavadivel (22)
testified as follows:
" On that day I had taken shelter in the jungle fearing the
military. Since I thought that the Army won't harm children I had
left my siblings, SOTHIVADIVEL (7), SHARMILA (9) at our house. They
are also missing since the day of the massacre.I heard a lot of
cries for help and mercy and a lot of shots being fired all through
out the night on that day.
STRANDED ALONE HAVING LOST MY WHOLE FAMILY:
" My two son-in-laws were killed by the army only two months
before the Saththurukkondan massacre. After that in the
Saththurukkondan massacre I lost my wife, three daughters and
seven grand children including a one year old one. I lost my whole
family, eleven members all together to the army."
This was the tearful and emotional testimony given by
Ganapathippillai Arunachalam aged 73.
RETURNED AS WE COULD NOT HEAR THOSE CRIES OF OUR LOVED ONES:
During his testimony Retired Electricity Foreman
AUGUSTINEPILLAI PHILIPPILLAI (73) said:
"'Our grandson, Vijayakumar (8) was staying with us and had
gone to play outside on that day. As he was missing for some time
we went in search of him and we saw many people being taken by the
Army and among them was my grandson. Sensing the situation me and
my wife hid ourselves."
At this point the judge asked "How many were taken by the Army?"
Witness: Among the crowd, 19 of my own close relatives were there.
After coming to know those who were taken had not returned I along
with my wife went near the camp searching them. It was around seven
in the evening. We heard the women crying, pleading for mercy and
children shouting and crying in distress and pain. We could not
hear those voices after that and so we came back." Judge: Did
the International committee of Red Cross went and saw what
happened?
Witness: They were not allowed to see. Later the Bishop talked to
the Brigadier and went there with the members of the Citizen's
committee, Sebamalai Geevaratnam and Singarasa to see what
happened. Sivarasa later told that he saw his wife's slippers and
that of many children's and babies'.
During the testimony another witness Kanthasamy Nagaratnam
(39) said:
" 16 of my family members were taken on that day to the camp
by the Army. On that day when the Army came, only women and
children were mostly at home. The men had taken refuge in the
forest. At around 5.30 Army took all those who were at home. After
some time a lot of voices of distress and pain were heard from the
Army camp.
E.Vairamuththu (62) while testifying said that:
" My wife told me that if the Army came they will only take
the men therefore you hide your self. I will stay in the house,
they won't take women. But I lost my wife who had saved me as they
had taken her to the camp. After the Army left I went near the camp
in search of her but I only heard people crying."
While testifying about the Saththurukkondan massacre Rasaiyah
Ratnaiya (45) of Panichchaiyadi said:
"On the day of the massacre about 60 Army personnel came at
around 5.30 armed with guns and butcher knives. I took refuge in
a small palmarah plant. The Army then took my mother, father and
three children. I was thinking that they would be released after
interrogation but even after eight they were not and so I went in
search of them near the camp. I heard a lot of people crying in
pain and agony that I got scared and returned home.
BRIGADIER REFUSES TO SPEAK ABOUT THE INCIDENT
In the continued enquiry Batticaloa's Peace committee
President and retired Government Agent S. Arunagirinathan testified
as follows:
"After coming to know of this incident we recorded the
testimony of the sole survivor KANDASAMY KRISHNAKUMAR. We still
have the audio recording. Later we brought this atrocity to the
attention of the Batticaloa Brigadier SENAVIRATNA. But he refused
even to see us. Rest of the higher ranking Army officers also
refused to talk to us about this incident.
NO ONE WAS ARRESTED:
During his testimony the then Officer-in-Charge of the camp,
Captain. Gamini Varnakula Sooriya said "On that day no search or
arrest was conducted by us". He also reiterated that none of his
men even ventured out of the camp on the day of the massacre.
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4. LTTE Headquarters,
Tamil Eelam.
23th September 1995.
PRESS RELEASE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SRI LANKAN GOVT. BOMBS TAMIL SCHOOL WITHIN HOURS OF PRESS CENSORSHIP:
71 TAMIL CIVILIANS KILLED BY AERIAL BOMBING & SHELLING
25 school going children were among 40 Tamil civilians killed on the spot
when Sri Lankan Pucara Planes bombed the Nagerkoil Central School in the
Jaffna peninsula on Friday 22nd September. Nearly 100 others were injured,
most of them students in the same school. Elsewhere in the area, 15 other
civilians were also killed in the course of the same bombing raids.
The bombing of the school happened RI 12.50 p.m. during the school's lunch
break. When several of the school children were gathered under a shade
tree in the school compound. Pieces of human flesh were strewn around the
area including the tree branches, making identification impossible.
Earlier, on the same day, Pucara bombers targeted Manalkadu and Katkovalam
in the Vadamardchi area killing six persons. A small Catholic church was
also damaged in the bombing. In another incident in the early hours of
the same day, intense shelling from the Palaly army camp killed seven
members of the same family including four children of varying ages, The
shelling began at 3.00 a.m. and continued until 7.00 a.m.
The intensified aerial bombing and shelling by Sri Lankan government
forces came about within hours of the government's imposition of Press
Censorship midnight September 21.
Apart from the 68 civilians and school Students on 22 September, three
others including a Small boy age 9 were killed on the previous two days in
a spate of wild bombing raids in the Vadamaradchi area in which at least
30 others were seriously injured.
On 20th September artillery shells fired from the Palaly Army camp damaged
the roof of a nunnery at Achchuveli causing injuries to 3 women who had
taken shelter there.
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Political Committee,
Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam
(ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF LTTE STATEMENT IS RELEASED BY THE LTTE
INTERNATIONAL SECRETARIAT, 211
KATHERINE ROAD, LONDON E6 1BU, UNITED KINGDOM. TEL/FAX 0181-470 8593)
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5. From: Peter....@relhist.uu.se (Peter Schalk)
Subject: "Colombo is safe". From AARTS
Message from the Actiongroup for Tamil Refugees in Sweden.
"Colombo is safe"
One of the main arguments by the Swedish Utlaenningsnaemnden, that is the
final court of appeal, to deport Ilattamilar from Sweden to Colombo, is
that Colombo allegedly is safe for those Tamilar who 1. have stated that
they are persecuted by the LTTE, or who 2. have not been able to proof
their statement convincingly that they are persecuted by the Lankan
Government. (In some applications for asylum, we find a combination of both
these statements).
The truth is that Colombo is not safe for Ilattamilar, whoever the
persecutor is, even for those Tamilar who have not pinpointed any
persecutor. The mere belonging to the Ilattamilar community is enough to
be rounded up, taken in, to be tortured, to disappear and to be recovered
as lifeless body in a lake. The latest reports from August 1995 tell us
that 26 mutilated corpses, identified as those of Tamilar, were found
floating in the lakes of Colombo, in Balgoda Lake and Diyavanna Oya,
dissolving corpses of young Tamilar, having once felt the nearness of
mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers, having been harassed, abducted,
tortured, their sexual organs mutilated, drowned, starved to death, beaten
to death, and eyes and kidneys removed by bloodthirsty demons, known as
"army" and "police commandos." For them, the President herself is the
superior commander, in areas controlled by her, actually close to the
Presidential House in Colombo, where the killers, identified as members of
the Special Task Force(STF), a kind of elite group within the army and the
police, have their headquarters. There was not one killer, but more than
20, forming a "special" task force to kill Tamilar. It is not possible to
blame anti-LTTE Tamilar for having killed their brothers. The STF has to
face accusations for murder. Nobody suspects the President, of course, to
have given orders to kill these Ilattamilar. We can notice, however, that
she has failed to control and survey her own STF.
Here is not the right time and place to examine the degree of her
responsibility, but it is indeed time to make known to the world that no
Ilattamilar is safe in Colombo, that it is inhuman to send Ilattamilar
back to Colombo against their will. The mere belonging to the Ilattamilar
community is a potential danger. Ilattamilar face annihilation, and not
only that, they face a terrible death by slow torture. Eyes and kidneys
were taken from bodies, probably with the intention to sell them to an eye
and kidney bank. There is not only lust, there is also money in killing
Ilattamilar .
We have tried for years to tell Swedish authorities that Colombo is not
safe, but they listen not to us. Now they have to face the result of their
arrogance, that they have sent Tamilar into the hands of the STF. Our
Swedish authorities listen to the Lankan Government, and above all, to a
Governmental Human Rights Organisation in the USA that produces copies of
Lankan Government statements under the cover of independent research. Mr.
Johan Fischerstroem, judge, the Swedish highest responsible for all
deportations at the court of final appeal, treats its documents "as his
Bible"(his own words). He has made a pile of copies, and he distributes
these documents to visiting applicants trying to silence their questions
and opposition. Having this fundamentalist approach to the documents of a
US governmental organisation, that echoes the nature of diplomatic
relations between the US Government and Sri Lanka, he neglects what Asia
Watch and Amnesty International has to say. This year, he has rejected most
appeals from Ilattamilar. When cornered, having been criticised for using
partial propaganda sources, he usually seeks refuge to additional SECRET
sources that nobody, except for him and his circle, is allowed to check.
So, each confrontation with him ends in his victory, because he can always
escape criticism by pointing at his SECRET sources. Ilattamilar can
seriously doubt the quality of his work. A group, including myself, will
make a quality test of his decisions and publish its evaluation of
=46ischerstroem's work.
The urgent question is how many dead bodies must be found in the lakes of
Colombo before Johan Fischerstroem changes his views about Colombo being
safe for Ilattamilar ?
Please ask him this question and tell him what you know about Ilattamilar
being allegedly safe in Colombo. Many applying Ilattamilar are now full of
fear, standing shivering in a selection queue, waiting for his decision,
that may be fatal.
Mr Johan Fischerstroem
Utlaenningsnaemnden
Box 45102
10430 Stockholm
Sweden
Phone 46 8 7284600(exchange)
=46ax 46 8 30 15 39
(no e-mail)
6. Subject: Tamil Civilians Strangled
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (AP) -- Police commandoes strangled 21 Tamil
civilians in their office in the capital and dumped the mutilated
bodies in lakes over the last three months, officials said
Wednesday.
``They were taken in on suspicion of being rebels, but no
investigation had been done to confirm their guilt,'' police Chief
Wickremasinghe Rajaguru told a news conference.
Instead, the victims, who ranged in age from 30 to 40, were
taken to the Special Task Force headquarters in the capital, and
held for five or six days before they were killed, he said.
The victims were Tamils abducted from cheap hotels or while
travelling in the capital, Colombo, he said.
Police have detained thousands of minority Tamils in Colombo,
the capital, since Tamil rebels broke a three-month cease-fire and
resumed their 12-year-old civil war. Most of the Tamils arrested
have been released after their identities were established.
The Tamil guerrillas are fighting for a homeland in the north
and east, claiming widespread discrimination by the majority
Sinhalese. More than 36,000 people have been killed.
Human rights activists have repeatedly expressed concern over
the disappearance of minority Tamils while in police custody,
executions without trial and arbitrary arrests.
Ten police commandoes, a soldier and seven civilians have been
arrested in the stranglings of the Tamils.
``The victims were thrown into an unused toilet with plastic
handcuffs around their necks, which strangled them to death,'' said
T.V. Sumanasekera, head of the police criminal investigation
department.
Police are trying to establish the motive for the crime, but
ruled out personal gain since in one case, a victim's jewelry was
returned to family members
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7. International Committee of the Red Cross in Geneva (Switzerland)
issued the following Communication to the Press on 11th July 1995.
***************NAVALY CHURCH BOMBING*******************8
ICRC
COMMUNICATION TO THE PRESS
Communication to the press No.95/30
11 July 1995
SRI LANKA: DISPLACED CIVILIANS KILLED IN AIR STRIKE
Geneva (ICRC). On 9 July the Sri Lankan armed forces launched a large-scale
military offensive against the positions of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil
Eelam (LTTE) north of the city of Jaffna. The operation, involving intensive
artillery shelling
and air strikes, immediately forced tens of thousands of civilians to leave
the
area. Many of the displaced sought shelter in churches and tenples, including
several hundred people who took refuge in the Church of St. Peter and Paul in
Navaly.
According to eye-witness accounts, this church and several adjacent buildings
were hit by further air force strikes at 4.30 p.m the same day. During the
attack
65 people were killed and 150 wounded, including women and children. That
evening and into the night Sri Lanka Red Cross staff evacuated most of the
wounded by ambulance to the Jaffna Teaching Hospital. Delegates of the
International Committee
of the Red Cross (ICRC) present the next morning at the scene of the attack
noted
the widespread damage and measured the extent of the tragedy: many of the
bodies had not yet been removed from the rubble.
Deeply concerned by the series of the violent acts that have claimed innocent
civilians, the ICRC calls on the parties involved to respect civilian lives,
property and places of refuge. It also urges them to respect the protected
zone around the Jaffna Teaching Hospital and to refrain from attacking any
other medical facilities.
INTERNATIONAL COMMITTEE OF THE RED CROSS
8. 08/14 1150 Tamils march on UN in show of support for Tigers
GENEVA, Aug 14 (Reuter) - Several thousand Tamils marched
through this Swiss city on Monday in a show of support for Tamil
Tiger rebels facing renewed conflict in Sri Lanka.
Police said about 4,000 demonstrators marched from the city
centre to the U.N.'s Palais des Nations where an appeal was
handed in to the U.N. Subcommission on Human Rights.
The appeal urged the international community to condemn what
the demonstrators called Sri Lankan "genocide" of the Tamil
people and recognise the Tamil armed rebellion, under the
Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, as "just and lawful."
It also urged European governments including Switzerland and
Denmark to stop repatriating Tamil refugees until peace returned
to the island.
More than 50,000 people have died in 12 years of ethnic
conflict in Sri Lanka and observers have warned of an escalation
in the conflict after last week's rejection by the Tamil Tigers
of a government devolution plan.
9. 08/15 0435 Sri Lanka-Bodies
By NIRESH ELIATAMBY
Associated Press Writer
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (AP) -- Three decomposed bodies weighted
down with rocks were fished out of a lake near the Parliament
building, the latest in a series of grisly findings in the
capital, police said today.
Nineteen bodies have been found in Colombo and its suburbs
since May. Some of the victims were mutilated, while some were
found with their hands tied, police said. Most had bags of rocks
tied around their necks.
Authorities say five of the victims could be minority Tamils.
Human rights activists have recently reported "disappearances" of
Tamils who have been taken into police custody.
Police have not identified any of the naked corpses recovered
Monday from Diyawanna Lake. Officials refuse to speculate on who
killed the men, who died either by strangulation or drowning.
They were 35- to 40-years-old.
The bodies, discovered by parliamentary police who patrol the
lake, had apparently been in the water for three days, and were
partially eaten by scavenging animals.
The appearance of the bodies follows a report by the human
rights group Amnesty International that expressed concern over
police treatment of Tamils. Tamil rebels, who claim
discrimination by the Sinhalese majority, have been fighting the
government for an independent homeland since 1983.
"Since mid-April there have been continuing reports of
arbitrary arrests of hundreds of Tamil people, particularly in
the east and in Colombo. Amnesty International has also received
reports of `disappearances' and extra-judicial executions," the
report said.
Thousands of Tamils have been detained by police in the
capital since April 19, when Tamil rebels broke off a truce and
peace talks with the government and renewed fighting.
Police have denied they had anything to do with the Tamil
deaths. Most of those detained were released as soon as they
could prove their identity, authorities say.
Sri Lanka Cops Find More Dead
AP 15 Aug 95 4:40 EDT V0684
10.
Sri Lanka Cops Find More Dead
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (AP) -- Three decomposed bodies weighted
down with rocks were fished out of a lake near the Parliament
building, the latest in a series of grisly findings in the
capital, police said Tuesday.
Nineteen bodies have been found in Colombo and its suburbs
since May. Some of the victims were mutilated, while some were
found with their hands tied, police said. Most had bags of rocks
tied around their necks.
Authorities say five of the victims could be minority Tamils.
Human rights activists have recently reported "disappearances" of
Tamils who have been taken into police custody.
Police have not identified any of the naked corpses recovered
Monday from Diyawanna Lake. Officials refuse to speculate on who
killed the men, who died either by strangulation or drowning.
They were 35- to 40-years-old.
The bodies, discovered by parliamentary police who patrol the
lake, had apparently been in the water for three days, and were
partially eaten by scavenging animals.
The appearance of the bodies follows a report by the human
rights group Amnesty International that expressed concern over
police treatment of Tamils. Tamil rebels, who claim
discrimination by the Sinhalese majority, have been fighting the
government for an independent homeland since 1983.
"Since mid-April there have been continuing reports of
arbitrary arrests of hundreds of Tamil people, particularly in
the east and in Colombo. Amnesty International has also received
reports of 'disappearances' and extra-judicial executions," the
report said.
Thousands of Tamils have been detained by police in the
capital since April 19, when Tamil rebels broke off a truce and
peace talks with the government and renewed fighting.
Police have denied they had anything to do with the Tamil
deaths. Most of those detained were released as soon as they
could prove their identity, authorities say.
11. Tamils, Soldiers Killed
AP 19 Oct 95 9:40 EDT V0626
Tamils, Soldiers Killed
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (AP) -- Government troops captured Tamil
rebel positions in fighting that killed more than 100 rebels and
soldiers, the military reported Thursday.
The rebels also reported 40 civilian casualties in the clashes
Wednesday in northern Sri Lanka. Independent confirmation was not
immediately possible because fighting has cut communication links
to the north.
At least 70 rebels and 34 soldiers were killed as troops
advanced in the Jaffna Peninsula, the military said in a
statement. It released no details of captured rebel positions.
Fifty-three soldiers and 131 rebels have died since the
government went on the offensive against the separatist rebels
three days ago, according to the official tally. The guerrillas
have admitted losing 49 fighters.
The Sri Lankan military, which has withheld such information
in the past, said it was not aware of civilian casualties from
fighting Wednesday. But in a radio report, the rebels said 16
civilians died when warplanes bombed areas surrounding Inuvil
village, and 24 were killed by artillery fire.
The assaults have forced thousands of people to flee their
villages.
More than 36,000 people have been killed in Sri Lanka since
1983, when Tamils began to fight for a homeland in the north and
east of this predominantly Sinhalese nation.
and this Genocide continues.........
12. STARVATION AS AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON OF ETHNIC CLEANSING:
10/11 1705 Food crisis and refugee exodus in northern Sri Lanka
By Rohan Gunasekera
COLOMBO, Oct 11 (Reuter) - Civilians in Sri Lanka's war-torn
north, where the army is poised for a major offensive against
Tamil rebels, face a severe food shortage and continue to flee
their homes in fear of more advances by troops, residents and
officials said on Wednesday.
"The food sitution is very bad and government officials have
asked for immediate food shipments," said a resident from Jaffna
who arrived in Vavuniya, the northernmost town under government
control.
"Even displaced people are not given dry rations because of
the food shortage," he told Reuters.
K. Ponnambalam, the senior government official in the Jaffna
peninsula, the rebels' stronghold, confirmed food was in very
short supply and said he had urged the authorities to resume food
shipments.
"The radio message from Jaffna this morning said there's no
food, no bread," Ponnambalam told Reuters. "Ships have not moved.
The last food ship went on August 28."
Ponnambalam, who is in Colombo to arrange more food and
other supplies to Jaffna, said the government usually sends two
food ships to Jaffna each month.
An all-out attack to take Jaffna town from the Liberation
Tigers of Tamil Eelam was definitely on the cards, army chief
Lieutenant General Gerry de Silva said on Tuesday. He did not say
when it would happen.
The army's latest offensive, codenamed "Operation Thunder
Strike," had put troops in a strong position for a final attack
on Jaffna, he said during celebrations to mark the army's 46th
anniversary.
"We have entered the final phase of the war," de Silva said
in a separate statement.
The army says troops have captured about 25 sq km (10 sq
miles) of territory southeast of the main Palaly airbase and
killed more than 300 rebels so far in the offensive, launched on
October 1.
It says one army officer and 52 regular troops have been
killed.
Jaffna residents said thousands of civilians were continuing
to abandon their homes in fear of shelling and further advances
by the army against the rebels, who are fighting for a homeland
for minority Tamils in the north and east.
More than 50,000 people have died in the war since 1983.
"People are scared of shelling," another resident said.
"They fear the army will advance quietly. So people in areas near
army positions are fleeing."
He said refugees were having a hard time finding
accommodation amid rumours the army was going to advance.
A human rights group confirmed the food crisis and refugee
exodus in Jaffna.
"The food and medical situation is now rapidly deteriorating
in the north," University Teachers for Human Rights said in a
statement. "People are not taking chances and at the least sign
of danger are leaving their homes."
The group said the army was shelling areas outside its
positions at random and condemned censorship of local media. It
said the main effect was to keep the public in the dark about the
sufferings of the Jaffna people.
The army has repeatedly denied indiscriminate shelling and
said it does whatever possible to ensure civilian casualties are
kept to a minimum.
10/12 1021 Food crisis worsens in Sri Lanka's war-torn north
By Mohan Samarasinghe
COLOMBO, Oct 12 (Reuter) - The food shortage in Sri Lanka's
war-torn north has gone from bad to worse and banks have run out
of cash, a government official said on Thursday.
"I am negotiating with the government to get some food sent
immediately," said K. Ponnambalam, the senior government official
in Jaffna. "The situation is very bad up there."
Ponnambalam, in Colombo to arrange the shipment of food and
other supplies to the rebel-held Jaffna peninsula, said the
government commissioner-general of essential services had so far
given 1,000 tonnes of wheat flour to be shipped north.
"The ICRC (International Committee of the Red Cross) will
probably unload it in Jaffna next Wednesday," Ponnambalam said.
"But it is not even enough for one week."
Many civilians in the north, where the army is poised for a
major offensive against Tamil rebels, could not pay excessive
prices charged for food on the black market, he said.
"Banks in the peninsula don't have money to pay salaries and
pensions. Last month some banks paid 20 percent of the salaries
and held the balance for later," he added.
The government, fighting a 12-year war with the separatist
Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE), must approve cash
remittances to banks in the rebel stronghold, Ponnambalam said.
Government officials were said to be discussing ways to
overcome the situation, but no one was available for comment on
Thursday.
One official, who wished to remain unidentified, said the
government had not stopped food shipments.
"The government has sent 785 million rupees ($15 million)
worth of foodstuffs to Jaffna since January," the official said.
"We feel the LTTE (which controls much of the peninsula) is not
distributing it to the people."
More than 9,000 tonnes of staples such as rice, wheat flour,
pulses and sugar were needed to feed the people of the peninsula,
Ponnambalam said.
The LTTE, in a fax released on Wedesday, quoted K.
Pathmanaban, Jaffna district's planning director, as saying "such
a situation has not arisen in the peninsula since 1990. The
population is on the brink of starvation."
"There is no food at all in government food stores," a
civilian arriving in the northern town of Vavuniya told Reuters
on Wednesday.
Civilians said thousands were continuing to abandon their
homes in fear of shelling and further advances by the army
against the rebels, fighting for a homeland for minority Tamils
in the north and east.
More than 50,000 people have died in the war.
A human rights group confirmed the food crisis and refugee
exodus in Jaffna.
"The food and medical situation is now rapidly deteriorating
in the north," University Teachers for Human Rights said in a
statement. "People are not taking chances and at the least sign
of danger are leaving their homes."
Ponnambalam said medical supplies were also in big demand in
the peninsula. "Wants are so many," he said.
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Date: Mon, 18 Sep 1995 23:36:53 -0700
From: peac...@ix.netcom.com (SARAVANAPAVAN )
Subject: Hingurakgoda Police rounded up 149 Tamils
Hingurakgoda Police rounded up 149 Tamil farm workers from the East.
Daily News, Tuesday 19th September 1995
"The Hingurakgoda Police have rounded up 149 persons who are suspected
of having infiltrated into the area and are believed to have
connections with the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE).
Most of them had come from Eravur, Batticaloa, Kalawanchikudi and
Valachchenai areas in Eastern Sri Lanka. Some of them had obtained work
as helpers in harvesting paddy for Polonnaruwa farmers. Investigations
revealed that they are on a mission to uncover details of movements of
security forces in the area.
It has also been found that most of the suspects had direct connections
with the LTTE.
The LTTE is fighting for a separate state in the North-East for the
island's two million Tamils. More than 50,000 people have been killed
in the conflict between Lankan security forces and the LTTE since
1983."
10/05 0449 Fighting disrupts food supply in Sri Lanka's north
By Rohan Gunasekera
COLOMBO, Oct 5 (Reuter) - Heavy fighting between Tamil Tiger
guerrillas and government troops in northern Sri Lanka has led to
a food shortage in the region, residents and rebels said on
Thursday.
"There's no flour, nor vegetables," said a resident of the
Jaffna peninsula, the headquarters of the Liberation Tigers of
Tamil Eelam (LTTE) rebels.
"Areas like Puttur and Awarankal where fighting is going are
agricultural areas," he said on reaching Vavuniya, the
northernmost town under government control. "Farmers are
displaced. So there is no food production."
But government officials denied there was a food shortage in
Jaffna, saying enough stocks had been shipped to the peninsula.
The government says at least 300 people have been killed in
an army offensive against the rebels in Jaffna, which was
launched on Sunday.
Rebel radio said fighting was now concentrated on the towns
of Awarankal and Puttur, indicating the army had swung south in
the direction of Jaffna city after breaking eastwards out of the
government-controlled Palaly airbase and capturing Achchuveli
town on Sunday.
The rebels broke a three-month truce and resumed hostilities
with the government in April, refusing to consider a peace plan
to end the 12-year revolt. The government then said recapturing
Jaffna would be its priority.
On Thursday, the government asked parliament to approve an
extra 8.6 billion rupees ($165 million) in defence funds, raising
expenditure on the military to about 36 billion rupees ($692
million) this year.
The money was required for military operations and more
weapons for the armed forces, it said.
Voice of Tigers, the rebel radio station broadcasting from
Jaffna, said the civilian death toll in the latest offensive had
risen to 22 and the number of displaced people to 75,000.
Refugees were streaming into Chavakachcheri in the south of
the peninsula, said residents who monitored rebel radio said.
Tiger fighters were putting up fierce resistance to prevent
troops from advancing further, the radio said.
More than 50,000 people have died in the war for an
independent homeland for minority Tamils in the island's north
and east since 1983, the government says.
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> <LI><P><A HREF="Tamil.htm">Return to Home Page</A></P></LI>
> </UL><HR><IMG SRC="scull.gif"><H1>Tamil Eelam</H1><P>Eelam,Eelam....Eelam
> at all cost<BR>Maim, kill, or be killed you must <BR>We spare none,
> children or adult<BR>Your home is at peril being bombed or shot at<BR><BR>
> If all around you are starving and dying<BR>Keep the cry for
> Eelam and the flag flying<BR>Sans gold, children, loved ones you once
> had
> <BR> Refugee camps we provide built out of mud<BR>If all these you
> fancy<BR>Go to "Prabha" the big pansy<BR>I came to the West on the
> back of Eelam<BR> I have built a fortune like the gold of Priam <BR>Defraud,
> smuggle, or help a few "boys"<BR>To come to the West in big convoys<BR>They
> may make it or not by land or by sea<BR>I know my place would be in
> purgatory<BR>Hate and revenge is the name of the game<BR>Propaganda
> for Eelam brings me fame<BR>The tide has turned and I am found out<BR>The
> West I tricked has stopped hand-outs<BR>I hoped for nandu and got
> mulliagatawny<BR>We promised Eelam but got you to the Wanni</P>
> <P>Contribution by <I>Puran Appu</I></P><HR><H1>Uproar at the
> Country Club</H1><P>One <STRONG>L</STRONG>ate <STRONG>T</STRONG>iresome
> <STRONG>T</STRONG>uesday <STRONG>E</STRONG>vening<BR>They came
> together for a Wedding<BR>A Tamil and a Sinhalese were together
> getting<BR>Hitched at the Country club - smashing!<BR></P><P>A large
> group of young Tamils were coming<BR>soon became boisterous and
> unbecoming<BR></P><P>The big black burly bouncers came booming<BR>The
> Tamils shouted- we are LTTE! ,threatening<BR>Who the hell are the LTTE
> ? said black bouncing<BR>" <STRONG>L</STRONG>ondon <STRONG>T</STRONG>its
> and <STRONG>T</STRONG>arts <STRONG>E</STRONG>xpress" replied grinning<BR>
> The jolly Tamil gent who was dinning</P><P>Contribution
> by
> <I>Anthony Jeyaratnum</I></P><HR><H1>I Wish</H1><P>I wish I loved
> the Tamil Tigers<BR>I wish I loved their cyanide capsules<BR>
> I wish I liked the way they kill<BR>I wish I liked their fanatical
> drill<BR>And if ever I am introduced to one<BR>I wish I thought " What
> jolly fun!!!"<BR></P><P>Contribution by <I>Anthony Jeyaratnum</I></P><HR>
>
> <H1>Reply to Jayadevan</H1><P>They called me a coward, from behind to
> catapult<BR>But I am not a soldier, from the "front"to fight<BR>I have
> no sword and I cannot fight<BR>Bombs and guns are not my might<BR></P><P>
> Justice and fair play let their be<BR>For all human beings, to hear and
> see<BR>A Lions heart that beats in its den<BR>The sword I bear is the
> might of my pen<BR></P><P>Contribution by <I>Puran Appu</I></P><HR><H1>
> "Maithriya" the Tiger way</H1><P>On Vesak day in 96<BR>Fine men were
> they numbered six<BR>With pure hearts and many a gifts<BR>They went to
> feed the unwanted sick</P><P>Cast away in a colony of Lepers<BR>In
> "Manthivu" off Eastern waters<BR>With danger lurking unforeseen<BR>They
> set sail on waters serene</P><P>A "Tiger" heart devoid of remorse<BR>Awaited
> its prey to steer the course<BR>Down came its paw, with such great
> force<BR>To shred our men, from head to toe</P><P>A deed of merit on a
> noble day<BR>"Nibbana" they attain, we all pray<BR>"Feeding the
> sick"was their only sin<BR>Our hearts go out, to their kith and kin</P><P>
> Contribution by <I>Puran Appu</I></P><HR><H1>Comedy of Errors</H1><P>There
> was a man from Velvettiturai<BR>Who to begin with was a "sinnadurai"
> <BR>He hatched a plan to begin Eelam<BR>And killed Jaffna Mayor
> "Appah"-Durai<BR>
> </P><P>In India he sought refuge<BR> To train his men to subterfuge<BR>
> He did with a gun, what he shouldn't have done<BR>And spilled
> innocent blood like a deluge <BR></P><P> Third party mediation he
> sought<BR>"Mother India" to the fore he thought<BR>The joy in his
> heart turned sour at last<BR>To the jungle his way he fought<BR></P><P>
> Thus far his tactics right <BR>His head swelled with his might<BR>He
> said unto him, with a sacastic grin<BR>"Ofcourse I am always right"<BR></P><P
> >"Rajiv Gandhi" his deed is done<BR>"Use of him I have none"<BR>Meenachchi
> to the fore, with bombs galore<BR>That was his mistake number one<BR></P><P
> >A "Tiger's" instincts he has in him<BR>To bite the hand that feeds him<BR>
> Friend or foe they live or die<BR>Depending on his fancy or
> whim<BR>
> </P><P>Suicide bombers became state of the art<BR>The one in May blew
> "Preme" apart<BR>Lalith,Ranjan, Gamini the lot <BR>Blown to bits, in
> peace may their souls rest<BR></P><P>The wind of change was up in the
> air<BR>"Chandrika" was elected with a lot of fanfare<BR>People were
> ecstatic, with hopes fantastic<BR>Negotiated yet another cease-fire,
> fair<BR></P><P>Talks for peace got under way<BR>They all went down
> the "Thimpu" way<BR>The Truce was off with ships blown off<BR>Eelam
> III was up and away<BR></P><P>Mad man "Prabha" was singing bally-hoo<BR>
> He could blow ships and planes too<BR>A woman scorned, her fury
> untamed<BR> In " Chandrika" he met his Waterloo<BR></P><P>They
> thought he was "Prabha the brave"<BR>With a "crown of thorns" he looks
> a knave<BR>With his forces assunder, it is wise to remember<BR>"Paths
> of glory lead but to the grave."</P> <P>Contribution by <I>Puran Appu</I></P>
> <HR><H1>NARIYA- SAHA- KOTIYA</H1><P>A fox roaming about in the Wanni
> jungle spotted a lone Tigress fast asleep but obviously dreaming about
> all the sex that she was missing during these times of personal
> sacrifice. "I have never had sex with a Tigress" the Fox thought...
> and without much ado WHAM! BANG ! ..,. Thank you ma .aaaaaaaaam.</P><P>The
> Tigress woke and realised that her dream of having sex with a fellow
> Tiger or even a Handsome LION was only foiled by a stinky fox. The fox
> had had satisfaction and was just in time to withdraw and start an
> almighty run for his life. The Tigress quite upset by her incompetence
> and her shame gave chase .. and for days the chase continued with the
> Fox ducking and diving until he reached a little farming village near
> Anuradhapura.</P><P> The Fox spotted a little farm and upon entering
> found the farmer had been reading the DINAMINA and had gone inside
> leaving his reading glasses on the chair.</P><P> "What Luck" The
> cunning fox thought. " I’ll stay here and fob off the dumb Tigress ".
> The Fox got on the farmers chair put on the reading glasses and started
> to read the DINAMINA.</P><P> The Tigress having spotted the farm and
> the farmer reading his newspaper decided to make some enquiries.</P><P>"
> MEH,..GAMARALA….MAHATTHAYO,"</P><P>"DAKKADA..NARIYEK……HATHI..DA..DA……HANGI...HANGI……DUWAGENA
> YANNAWA…..???? "</P><P> The Fox did not move nor did he panic ... he
> replied.,</P><P> "APO.. NAA… KOTI-RALAHAMINE… NARIYEK… NUM DAKKE.. NAA</P><P
> > HA,".. ... HABAI DINAMINA...PATTHEREI…KIYALA…THIYANAWA …ME…WANNI
> …PATTHE….. NARIYEK…’KOTI-DENEKUTA’….HUKKALLA…. DUWALA…GIYAI….KIYALA."
> </P>
> <P>Contribution by <I>Anthony Jeyaratnum</I></P><HR><H1> Top ten
> reasons Pansy Praba gave for running away to Vanni Jungles on seeing
> the advancing SL armed forces.
> </H1><OL>
> <LI> I Want to rename my gang L.A.T.E (Liberation Apes of Tamil Eelam)
> and recruit enough monkeys from Jungle to replenish depleted
> numbers</LI>
> <LI> I am trying to qualify for summer Olympics in Atlanta as Eelam
> team's long distance runner</LI>
> <LI>Who ran?? I drove all the way to Vanni in a stolen Jeep on the
> reverse gear.</LI>
> <LI>Heard that if I run away to Vanni I would qualify for refugee
> status and welfare payments</LI>
> <LI> I wanted to take a dump real bad and since I build a castle in
> Vanni with a modern toilet using money sent in by suckers in western
> countries thought I will use that instead of shiting on the beach
> </LI>
> <LI> I have run out of women and children to hide behind </LI>
> <LI>I always wanted to go on a jungle safari and the fact that SL army
> is kicking our butt left and right in no way influenced my
> decision</LI>
> <LI> My brain is located in my ass and running backwards for me is same
> as advancing forward </LI>
> <LI>I wanted to be with my monkey relatives for Chrismas </LI>
> <LI>On seeing advancing SL armed forces .. Those nasty SL army dudes
> are bad news. They want to kick my butt. I am scared....
> Mummieeeeeeeeee............
> </LI></OL><H1> Loves his Country</H1><P>Anyone who wants to carry on
> the war against the outsiders, come with me. I can't offer you either
> honours or wages; I offer you hunger, thirst, forced marches, battles
> and death. Anyone who loves his country, follow me.</P>
> <P><B>Garibaldi, Giuseppe ( 1807- 82 )</B> <I>Italian General and
> political leader, who was active in the campaign for Italian unification</I></P><HR
> ><H1>Who Won and Who Lost</H1><P>They talk about who won and who lost.
> Human reason won. Mankind won.</P>
> <P><B>Khrushchev, Nikita ( 1894- 1971 )</B> <I>Soviet statesman,
> Stalin's successor.</I></P><HR><H1>Army</H1><P>The conventional army
> loses if it does not win. The guerrilla wins if he does not lose.</P>
> <P><B>Kissinger, Henry ( 1923- )</B> <I>US secretary of State 1973-76</I></P><HR
> ><H1>Liberal</H1><P>When a liberal is abused he says; Thank god they
> didn't beat me. When he is beaten, he thanks god they didn't kill him.
> When he is killed, he will thank god that his immortal soul has been
> delivered from his mortal clay.</P>
> <P><B>Lenin, Vladimir Ilich ( 1870-1924 )</B> <I>Russian
> revolutionary leader</I></P><HR><H1>Liberty</H1><P>Oh liberty! Oh
> liberty! What crimes are committed in your name</P>
> <P><B>Roland, Madam Marie Jeanne Philipon ( 1754-93 )</B> <I>French
> revolutionary leader</I></P><HR><H1>War</H1><P>'War is the
> continuation of politics'. In this sense war is politics and war itself
> is a political action............We are advocates of the abolition of
> war, we do not want war; but war can only be abolished through war.</P>
> <P><B>Mao Tse - Tung ( 1893-1976 )</B> <I>Chinese revolutionary
> leader</I></P><HR><H1>Army</H1><P>An army marches on its stomach</P>
> <P><B>Napoleon Bonaparte ( 1769-1821 )</B> <I>French Emperor</I></P><HR>
>
> <H1>Life</H1><P>Life is a great surprise. I do not see why death
> should not be even a greater one.</P>
> <P><B>Nabokov, Vladimir ( 1899-1977 )</B> <I>Russian born American
> novelist.</I></P><HR><H1>War is Peace</H1><P>War is Peace, Freedom is
> slavery, Ignorance is strength.</P>
> <P><B>Orwell, George ( 1903-50 )</B> <I>British Novelist</I></P><HR><H1>
> War and Peace</H1><P>Those who can win a war well can rarely make a
> good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won
> the War</P>
> <P><B>Churchill, Winston ( 1874-1965 )</B> <I>British Prime minister
> 1940-45 and 1951-55.</I></P>
> <HR><H1>Deliberation</H1><P>Deliberation is the work of many men.
> Action, of one alone.</P>
> <P><B>De Gaulle, Charles ( 1890-1970 )</B> <I>French General,
> Statesman, President.</I></P>
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> Eelam,Eelam....Eelam at all cost
> Maim, kill, or be killed you must
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> Uproar at the Country Club
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> They came together for a Wedding
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>
> The jolly Tamil gent who was dinning
>
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> I Wish
>
> I wish I loved the Tamil Tigers
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> Reply to Jayadevan
>
> They called me a coward, from behind to catapult
>
>
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> "Maithriya" the Tiger way
>
> On Vesak day in 96
>
> They set sail on waters serene
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> Comedy of Errors
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> There was a man from Velvettiturai
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> NARIYA- SAHA- KOTIYA
>
> A fox roaming about in the Wanni jungle spotted a lone Tigress fast
> asleep but obviously dreaming about all the sex that she was missing
> during these times of personal sacrifice. "I have never had sex with a
> Tigress" the Fox thought... and without much ado WHAM! BANG ! ..,.
> Thank you ma .aaaaaaaaam.
>
> fellow Tiger or even a Handsome LION was only foiled by a stinky fox.
> The fox had had satisfaction and was just in time to withdraw and
> start an almighty run for his life. The Tigress quite upset by her
> incompetence and her shame gave chase .. and for days the chase
> continued with the Fox ducking and diving until he reached a little
> farming village near Anuradhapura.
>
> been reading the DINAMINA and had gone inside leaving his reading
> glasses on the chair.
>
> dumb Tigress ". The Fox got on the farmers chair put on the reading
> glasses and started to read the DINAMINA.
>
> newspaper decided to make some enquiries.
>
>
> "DAKKADA..NARIYEK……HATHI..DA..DA……HANGI...HANGI……DUWAGENA
> YANNAWA…..???? "
>
>
>
> …PATTHE….. NARIYEK…’KOTI-DENEKUTA’….HUKKALLA…. DUWALA…GIYAI….KIYALA."
>
>
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>
> Top ten reasons Pansy Praba gave for running away to Vanni Jungles on
> seeing the advancing SL armed forces.
>
> and recruit enough monkeys from Jungle to replenish depleted
> numbers
> team's long distance runner
> reverse gear.
> 4. Heard that if I run away to Vanni I would qualify for refugee
> status and welfare payments
> 5. I wanted to take a dump real bad and since I build a castle in
> Vanni with a modern toilet using money sent in by suckers in
> western countries thought I will use that instead of shiting on
> the beach
> 7. I always wanted to go on a jungle safari and the fact that SL
> army is kicking our butt left and right in no way influenced my
> decision
> same as advancing forward
> 9. I wanted to be with my monkey relatives for Chrismas
> 10. On seeing advancing SL armed forces .. Those nasty SL army dudes
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Umberto Pie is paid by SriLankan Gove to write these nonsense.
Therefore, please ignore his articles or replies. Moreover, he has a
hollow ass.
Bye for now
Sankarlal
ar...@mailmasher.com
Singla Airfurce TOPGUN Fyter Pylot Capt. Gooey was
bringin his Kafeer jet fyter for a landing at the
Colomboo Air Base. Followin Singla Fyter Pylot tradishun,
he crushed the plane and gets stucked in the feeld.
General Ratwhatwhat is mad!
General: "whatsamatter Gooey boy, why you keeps crushin
planes all the time?"
Gooey: "sir, runway no long enuff for Kafeer to land."
General: "Dumbass, what you means runway not long enuff?"
Gooey: "someone makes mistake, General. They builds runway
only 200 feet long but a mile wide!"
Ho ho ha ha ha, Allah my tummy hurts, plees helps me!
Areem Khan
nanthi
drrrrr....pssssdrrrr
sankarlal
> At the last moment the operation is cancelled and he stays back in his
> jungle cave. Praba's wife is very nervous.
>
> In the night the Cave phone rings. Praba answers and then shouts " how
> the hell do I know, I am in a cave in the middle of the jungle" and slams
> the phone down.
>
> Pansy's wife askes " Who was it?"
>
> Praba replies.." some monkey wants to know if the coast is clear."
>
> 1
sankarlal
Nanthi is paid by SriLankan Gove to write these nonsense. Therefore,
please ignore his articles or replies. Moreover, he is a fat man.
Bye for now
Sankarlal
ar...@mailmasher.com
Q: What is similur betweens UFO's and intellijunt Singlease?
A: You keeps hearing about thems, but you never sees thems!
Ho ho ho ha ha, Allah, I has been laffings all day!
ar...@mailmasher.com
A singla baboo come to Lundun. Like all new Singla baboos,
he drive taxee there.
One nite, he drivin taxee and a cop pull him over. The cop
come to driver side windough, unzip pant and pull out his dong.
Singla baboo say: "Oh no sir, not another breathalyzer test!"
Ho ho ha ha ha Allah, why you makes me laff much much?!!
Areem Khan
Umberto Gui
Suchetha wrote:
> please somebody stop him before i shoot myself
>
> suchetha
> --
> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
>
> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
Name a Tamil anti mine device?
bathroom slippers.
Umberto Gui
1
Suchetha
sankarlal
ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
> Singla Airfurce TOPGUN Fyter Pylot Capt. Gooey was
> bringin his Kafeer jet fyter for a landing at the
> Colomboo Air Base. Followin Singla Fyter Pylot tradishun,
> he crushed the plane and gets stucked in the feeld.
> General Ratwhatwhat is mad!
>
> General: "whatsamatter Gooey boy, why you keeps crushin
> planes all the time?"
>
> Gooey: "sir, runway no long enuff for Kafeer to land."
>
> General: "Dumbass, what you means runway not long enuff?"
>
> Gooey: "someone makes mistake, General. They builds runway
> only 200 feet long but a mile wide!"
>
> Ho ho ha ha ha, Allah my tummy hurts, plees helps me!
>
> Areem Khan
ha ha ha ha
good one buddy!
I can't wait till I read your next joke
Bye for now
Sankarlal
Chelsa Clinton
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER wrote:
> Will you take your fucking pakistani or Indian shit out of this fucking
> newsgroup you fucking piece of allah shit.
> You can't even spell you dumb moron. Or is that your new geeky style you
> dumbfuck. Go fuck the back street boys.
>
> To see, to bleed
> Cannot be done.
> In turn you're making us
> FUCKING HOSTILE!
>
> V.D.of.P
See who requests!
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER
Shehantha Piyasena
ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
> In Colomboo, Singlease peopal waits long time in very
> long line, to buy bred in bakary stores.
>
> One morning, a Singlease baboo wait in line for bred.
> He wait and wait for 2 ours, and get much much mad.
> Sudunlee he say: "I is sik and tried of this. I goes
> now now and kills pryminister Chandikoo" and he lefts.
>
> He come back in 10 minuts and dumb Suchekoo ask him:
> "what happen? Did you goes to kill Chandikoo?".
>
> Baboo say: "I did, but the line there is much much longer
> than the bred line here!".
>
> Ha ha ha Allah, why you makes me laff like this?
Take a look at yourself in the mirror.
You'll laugh yourself to death!
>
> Areem Khan
Shehantha Piyasena
ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
> Singla Airfurce TOPGUN Fyter Pylot Capt. Gooey was
> bringin his Kafeer jet fyter for a landing at the
> Colomboo Air Base. Followin Singla Fyter Pylot tradishun,
> he crushed the plane and gets stucked in the feeld.
> General Ratwhatwhat is mad!
>
> General: "whatsamatter Gooey boy, why you keeps crushin
> planes all the time?"
>
> Gooey: "sir, runway no long enuff for Kafeer to land."
>
> General: "Dumbass, what you means runway not long enuff?"
>
> Gooey: "someone makes mistake, General. They builds runway
> only 200 feet long but a mile wide!"
>
> Ho ho ha ha ha, Allah my tummy hurts, plees helps me!
Try not to eat shit then
>
> Areem Khan
spectator
Hi auther,
That was a good one. I laughed for few minuites, no-stop.
Rajah Skandarajah
linus wrote:
> Areem Khan baby,
>
> If you want make jokes at least be original. Don't recycle
> jokes from rec.humor.funny web page.
Recycled? I've never seen jokes in the humor newsgroups
with his speeling mistakes.
> If you do, at least aknowledge
> the fact that you have no ability to think original thoughts and that
> you have to steal jokes from others.
Take it easy and relax linus. Areem is as original
as you can get. His spelling is original and
his way with words is amazing.He
makes jokes about everyone, and a tamil joke is
sure to come soon, so take a deep breath and relax.
Areem's jokes are a welcome change of atmosphere in
these hostile groups.
>
> cheers :-) :-)
Same to you.
Rajah.
Rajah Skandarajah
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER wrote:
>Will you take your fucking pakistani or Indian shit out of this
>fucking
> newsgroup you fucking piece of allah shit.
And why should he do that? It is a SIRLANKA joke afterall.
> You can't even spell you dumb moron. Or is that your new geeky style you
> dumbfuck.
Geeky style? This guy's style is amazing. He makes his
spelling mistakes on purpose. Its part of the show. By
the way, he is a legend in the newsgroups. He
makes jokes about everyone, and a tamil joke is
sure to come soon, so take a deep breath and relax.
Areem's jokes are a welcome change of atmosphere in
these hostile groups.
> Go fuck the back street boys.
I see Ottawa U provides you with an enligthening
education.
> To see, to bleed
> Cannot be done.
> In turn you're making us
> FUCKING HOSTILE!
That sucked. Is that all you
could do?
> V.D.of.P
spectator
Looking at the responces to Areem's jokes,
I could see, How thease innocent dum-sinhala-lions can be easily provoked
by simple dum-things like, making a joke.
Yet, Very same people, write about others and have demonstrated to be
stereo type in the past. What a display of desperation.
I wonder, why sinhala politicians able to mobilise thease dum-maroons,
behind to fight their political enimies of their own kind, showing tamils
are a threat to the country. Infact, it is the inferiority complex on them
( I am not refering all sinhallese) is killing the country.
vino shanmugarajah
Umberto Gui (nm...@dial.pipex.com) wrote:
> ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
----------------8<-------------------------------8<-------------------
> Pansy Prabakaran tells his wife that he is going to a battle in Jaffna.
> At the last moment the operation is cancelled and he stays back in his
> jungle cave. Praba's wife is very nervous.
> In the night the Cave phone rings. Praba answers and then shouts " how
> the hell do I know, I am in a cave in the middle of the jungle" and slams
> the phone down.
> Pansy's wife askes " Who was it?"
> Praba replies.." some monkey wants to know if the coast is clear."
COLOMBO, April 18 (AFP) - The toll in a Tamil Tiger guerrillas
landmine attack in northern Sri Lanka rose to 11 soldiers killed,
defence officials said Friday.
The separatist Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) set off the
blast at Nagar Kovil in the district of Jaffna on Thursday as the
soldiers were on a routine clearing operation, officials said.
Initial reports placed the death toll at seven but local officials
said that a final count showed that 11 soldiers were travelling in the
pickup truck that was blown up by the mine.
"Most of the victims were badly mutilated," a local official said.
One of the victims was a junior officerswhile the others were ordinary
soldiers.
The attack came two days after security forces ambushed a group of
Tiger guerrillas and killed five of them in the eastern district of
Trincomalee.
The Tiger guerrillas are leading a drawn out campaign for independence
in the island's northern and eastern regions where the two million
Tamil minority is concentrated.
More than 50,000 people have been killed in the drawn out conflict
since 1972.
> 1
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Vino Shanmugarajah
Carleton University
Email: vsha...@chat.carleton.ca "OUR GREATEST GLORY IS NOT IN NEVER
FALLING BUT IN RISING EVERY TIME WE
FALL" -OLIVER GOLDSMITH
"TIGERS NEVER EAT GRASS EVEN WHEN THEY STARVE TO DEATH"
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sur...@usa.net
Areem's jokes are really good. I am also
expecting more.
Ganga.
In article <335782...@geocities.com>,
> > Areem Khan
> -----------------------
>
> ha ha ha ha
>
> good one buddy!
>
> I can't wait till I read your next joke
>
> Bye for now
> Sankarlal
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sur...@usa.net
What's wrong with you? Can't appreciate a joke?
Ganga.
In article <335701...@hotmail.com>,
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Kanwar Dhaliwal
Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
>
> linus wrote:
>
> > Areem Khan baby,
> >
> > If you want make jokes at least be original. Don't recycle
> > jokes from rec.humor.funny web page.
>
> Recycled? I've never seen jokes in the humor newsgroups
> with his speeling mistakes.
>
> > If you do, at least aknowledge
> > the fact that you have no ability to think original thoughts and that
> > you have to steal jokes from others.
>
> Take it easy and relax linus. Areem is as original
> as you can get. His spelling is original and
> his way with words is amazing.He
> sure to come soon, so take a deep breath and relax.
> Areem's jokes are a welcome change of atmosphere in
> these hostile groups.
Yeah, AREEM KHAN RULES!!
Shehantha Piyasena
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You syre know how to pick your leaders.....NOT
>
> >
> > >
> > > cheers :-) :-)
> >
> > Same to you.
> >
> > Rajah.
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<BR><I>> linus wrote:</I>
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<BR><I>> > Areem Khan baby,</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > If you want make jokes at least be original. Don't recycle</I>
<BR><I>> > jokes from rec.humor.funny web page.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Recycled? I've never seen jokes in the humor newsgroups</I>
<BR><I>> with his speeling mistakes.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> > If you do, at least aknowledge</I>
<BR><I>> > the fact that you have no ability to think original thoughts and
that</I>
<BR><I>> > you have to steal jokes from others.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Take it easy and relax linus. Areem is as original</I>
<BR><I>> as you can get. His spelling is original and</I>
<BR><I>> his way with words is amazing.He</I>
<BR><I>> makes jokes about everyone, and a tamil joke is</I>
<BR><I>> sure to come soon, so take a deep breath and relax.</I>
<BR><I>> Areem's jokes are a welcome change of atmosphere in</I>
<BR><I>> these hostile groups.</I>
<BR>
<BR>Yeah, AREEM KHAN RULES!!
<BR>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BR>
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<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > cheers :-) :-)</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Same to you.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>>
Rajah.</I>
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Umberto Gui wrote:
> ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
> >
> > In Colomboo, Singlease peopal waits long time in very
> > long line, to buy bred in bakary stores.
> >
> > One morning, a Singlease baboo wait in line for bred.
> > He wait and wait for 2 ours, and get much much mad.
> > Sudunlee he say: "I is sik and tried of this. I goes
> > now now and kills pryminister Chandikoo" and he lefts.
> >
> > He come back in 10 minuts and dumb Suchekoo ask him:
> > "what happen? Did you goes to kill Chandikoo?".
> >
> > Baboo say: "I did, but the line there is much much longer
> > than the bred line here!".
> >
> > Ha ha ha Allah, why you makes me laff like this?
> >
> > Areem Khan
>
> mmmmmmm
>
> old joke.
>
> I think I heard that one with Premadasa as the President.
>
> sad, isn't it.
>
> You monkeys cannot even make up an original joke. You have to borrow
> them
> from the Sinhalese.
>
> What a sad state. Your Nalour is built by the King of Kotte, your
> kandaswamy temple is built by the King of Kotte and your jokes are
> borrowed from the Sinhalese.
>
> Do the Tamils have any originality?
>
> I suppose one could say that having a grade five leader is original.
Surely he failed in preschool
>
> Umberto Gui
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<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
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<BR><I>> In Colomboo, Singlease peopal waits long time in very</I>
<BR><I>> long line, to buy bred in bakary stores.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> One morning, a Singlease baboo wait in line for bred.</I>
<BR><I>> He wait and wait for 2 ours, and get much much mad.</I>
<BR><I>> Sudunlee he say: "I is sik and tried of this. I goes</I>
<BR><I>> now now and kills pryminister Chandikoo" and he lefts.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> He come back in 10 minuts and dumb Suchekoo ask him:</I>
<BR><I>> "what happen? Did you goes to kill Chandikoo?".</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Baboo say: "I did, but the line there is much much longer</I>
<BR><I>> than the bred line here!".</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Ha ha ha Allah, why you makes me laff like this?</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Areem Khan</I>
<BR>
<BR>mmmmmmm
<BR>
<BR>old joke.
<BR>
<BR>I think I heard that one with Premadasa as the President.
<BR>
<BR>sad, isn't it.
<BR>
<BR>You monkeys cannot even make up an original joke. You have to borrow them
<BR>from the Sinhalese.
<BR>
<BR>What a sad state. Your Nalour is built by the King of Kotte, your
<BR>kandaswamy temple is built by the King of Kotte and your jokes are
<BR>borrowed from the Sinhalese.
<BR>
<BR>Do the Tamils have any originality?
<BR>
<BR>I suppose one could say that having a grade five leader is original.
<BR>
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Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> Kanwar Dhaliwal wrote:
>
> > Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
> > >
> > > linus wrote:
> > >
> > > > Areem Khan baby,
> > > >
> > > > If you want make jokes at least be original. Don't recycle
> > > > jokes from rec.humor.funny web page.
> > >
> > > Recycled? I've never seen jokes in the humor newsgroups
> > > with his speeling mistakes.
> > >
> > > > If you do, at least aknowledge
> > > > the fact that you have no ability to think original thoughts and
> > that
> > > > you have to steal jokes from others.
> > >
> > > Take it easy and relax linus. Areem is as original
> > > as you can get. His spelling is original and
> > > his way with words is amazing.He
> > > makes jokes about everyone, and a tamil joke is
> > > sure to come soon, so take a deep breath and relax.
> > > Areem's jokes are a welcome change of atmosphere in
> > > these hostile groups.
> >
> > Yeah, AREEM KHAN RULES!!
>
> You syre know how to pick your leaders.....NOT
Hey, just incase this isn't obvious yet,
Areem is not a Tamil and neither is Kanwar.
Areem is great joker, and has many fans
from all ethnic groups because he targets
everyone in his jokes and is just having
some plain good old fun, so enough with
the tight-arses.
Rajah.
Vijay
>
> I suppose one could say that having a grade five leader is original.
>
Yeah...a cloth washer was once a great president right?? Until someone
blew him up.. :(((
Kathiravan
In article <335BE913...@csv.warwick.ac.uk>, Vijay <es...@csv.warwick.ac.uk> writes:
|> > mmmmmmm
|> >
|> > old joke.
|> >
|> > I think I heard that one with Premadasa as the President.
|> >
|> > sad, isn't it.
|> >
|> > You monkeys cannot even make up an original joke. You have
|> > to borrow them
|> > from the Sinhalese.
|> >
|> > What a sad state. Your Nalour is built by the King of Kotte,
|> > your
|> > kandaswamy temple is built by the King of Kotte and your
|> > jokes are
|> > borrowed from the Sinhalese.
|> >
|> > Do the Tamils have any originality?
|> >
|> > I suppose one could say that having a grade five leader is
|> > original.
|> >
|> > Surely he failed in preschool
|> >
|> > Umberto Gui
|> >
|> >
Murugan and Tamil tradition are inseparable.
The Buddhists in Srilanka even wrote that kathirkaaman
is related to Buddha.
|> and Lord Katharagama is a bhudist god...huh my friend?
Suchetha
ganga i have news for you
before you can make a joke about someone else you have to be able to
laugh at yourself
i have no problems with laughing at myself
in fact most of the stories i tell are derogatory of me
but somehow this guy seems to be not only unable to laugh at himself
but also racist and bigoted
if a white guy kept making "nigger" jokes he would be branded racist
when i called for peace in SL without Eelam i was branded racist
taking a joke is one thing but this poor sonofagun is carrying the joke
too far
when he learns that humour requires respect for other peopel then i wil
consider him funny
until then he is just an ignorant hyena laughing at things he doesn't
understand
Rajah Skandarajah
Suchetha wrote:
>
> sur...@usa.net wrote:
> >
> > What's wrong with you? Can't appreciate a joke?
> >
> > Ganga.
>
> ganga i have news for you
> before you can make a joke about someone else you have to be able to
> laugh at yourself
> i have no problems with laughing at myself
> in fact most of the stories i tell are derogatory of me
>
> but somehow this guy seems to be not only unable to laugh at himself
> but also racist and bigoted
Where did you get that from? He has made many jokes
on various groups of people, including his own. The English
he uses in his jokes with all the spelling mistakes itself
shows that he is able to laugh at himself and provide a part
of himself in the joke for the laughter of others.
Compared to all the other racists on the net with their
indirect and "polite" racism, Areem is the last
person to be called a racist.
> if a white guy kept making "nigger" jokes he would be branded racist
But if a white guy made Irish, Scottish, British or French jokes,
he would not.
> taking a joke is one thing but this poor sonofagun is carrying the joke
> too far
And how may I ask is that?
Rajah.
__________________________________________________________________________
sankarlal
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER wrote:
>
> On Thu, 17 Apr 1997 ar...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
> >
> > A singla baboo come to Lundun. Like all new Singla baboos,
> > he drive taxee there.
> >
> > One nite, he drivin taxee and a cop pull him over. The cop
> > come to driver side windough, unzip pant and pull out his dong.
> >
> > Singla baboo say: "Oh no sir, not another breathalyzer test!"
> >
> > Ho ho ha ha ha Allah, why you makes me laff much much?!!
> >
> > Areem Khan
>
> Will you take your fucking pakistani or Indian shit out of this fucking
> newsgroup you fucking piece of allah shit.
> You can't even spell you dumb moron. Or is that your new geeky style you
> dumbfuck. Go fuck the back street boys.
>
> To see, to bleed
> Cannot be done.
> In turn you're making us
> FUCKING HOSTILE!
>
> V.D.of.P
---------------
he he he he he
V.D.of.P is mad.
he he he he he
Bye for now
Sankarlal
Rajah Skandarajah
Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> What did you stick up your ass to loosen it?
I don't need to stick anything up to loosen
it. I have perfect control over every muscle in
my body. But if you want to loosen yours, stick
what your father stuck up your mothers ass to loosen
hers. If that doesn't work, bend over, I play soccer,
and I can loosen anything with a good kick.
Rajah.
Shehantha Piyasena
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What did you stick up your ass to loosen it?
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<BR><I>> Kanwar Dhaliwal wrote:</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> > Rajah Skandarajah wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > linus wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > Areem Khan baby,</I>
<BR><I>> > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > If you want make jokes at least be original. Don't recycle</I>
<BR><I>> > > > jokes from rec.humor.funny web page.</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > Recycled? I've never seen jokes in the humor newsgroups</I>
<BR><I>> > > with his speeling mistakes.</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > If you do, at least aknowledge</I>
<BR><I>> > > > the fact that you have no ability to think original thoughts
and</I>
<BR><I>> > that</I>
<BR><I>> > > > you have to steal jokes from others.</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > Take it easy and relax linus. Areem is as original</I>
<BR><I>> > > as you can get. His spelling is original and</I>
<BR><I>> > > his way with words is amazing.He</I>
<BR><I>> > > makes jokes about everyone, and a tamil joke is</I>
<BR><I>> > > sure to come soon, so take a deep breath and relax.</I>
<BR><I>> > > Areem's jokes are a welcome change of atmosphere in</I>
<BR><I>> > > these hostile groups.</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > Yeah, AREEM KHAN RULES!!</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> You syre know how to pick your leaders.....NOT</I>
<BR>
<BR>Hey, just incase this isn't obvious yet,
<BR>Areem is not a Tamil and neither is Kanwar.
<BR>Areem is great joker, and has many fans
<BR>from all ethnic groups because he targets
<BR>everyone in his jokes and is just having
<BR>some plain good old fun, so enough with
<BR>the tight-arses.
<BR>
<BR>
Rajah.
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Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> sankarlal wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > V.D.of.P is mad.
> >
> > he he he he he
> >
> > Bye for now
> > Sankarlal
>
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That same another hollow ass modaya.
Bye for now
Sankarlal
Suchetha
Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
>
> Suchetha wrote:
> >
> > sur...@usa.net wrote:
> > >
> > > What's wrong with you? Can't appreciate a joke?
> > >
> > > Ganga.
> >
> > ganga i have news for you
> > before you can make a joke about someone else you have to be able to
> > laugh at yourself
> > i have no problems with laughing at myself
> > in fact most of the stories i tell are derogatory of me
> >
> > but somehow this guy seems to be not only unable to laugh at himself
> > but also racist and bigoted
>
> Where did you get that from? He has made many jokes
> on various groups of people, including his own. The English
> he uses in his jokes with all the spelling mistakes itself
> shows that he is able to laugh at himself and provide a part
> of himself in the joke for the laughter of others.
> Compared to all the other racists on the net with their
> indirect and "polite" racism, Areem is the last
> person to be called a racist.
so far he has made a whole heap of jokes about the sinhalese and one
against the tamils
not exactly a fair distribution i would say but given that there are
about 4 sinhalese to every tamil i guess its a fair ratio
every single joke he made i read in Readers Digest more than 10 years
ago
so the characters weren't the same and they were MUCH funnier
i must admit i havent heard of this guy and even an infoseek search
refused to come up with him
but i must say i am disappointed inyou
all i can see is a moron typoing away at the keyboard
for every spelling mistake he makes you guys manage to create some kind
of persona around it
in the words of Sigmund Freud "sometimes an umbrella is just an
umbrella"
if you are impressed by some guy who can't spell and uses other people's
creations (with a little changed i admit) then.....waitaminnit
i just realised something
isn't some other guy impressing you the same way?
no education.... borrowing ideas
ahhh my apologies man
i forgot
to a caveman science is magic
i will stick to my science
you can have your magic
> > if a white guy kept making "nigger" jokes he would be branded racist
>
> But if a white guy made Irish, Scottish, British or French jokes,
> he would not.
>
> > taking a joke is one thing but this poor sonofagun is carrying the joke
> > too far
>
> And how may I ask is that?
>
>
> Rajah.
>
>
i just realised what the joke is
peace my friend
Suchetha
Shehantha Piyasena
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I do not know of any relationship of this kind. But what I do know is
that before the Sinhalese kick the bathroom slipper liberators, they have
a habit of worshipping Lord Katharagama.
Since Lord Katharagama has chosen to hand Jaffna to the Sinhala
Lionhearts and chase the Tamil monkeys into the Jungle, I guess you are
right, may be they are related. It is also possible that Lord Katharagama
is seriously pissed off with the Tamil monkeys for trying to ROB the
Sinhalese of their homeland.
When you read history books, you will find it recorded in several places
that the Kandyans never placed troops in the South East, because they say
that they had the protection of Katharagama in the South east and that no
invader will dare to mount an expedition from that front. No one did.
The Only one who came from the South East ( Katharagama territory) was
Dutu Gemunu. And the Tamil monkeys ran that time as well, leaving behind
the ancient equivalent of bathroom slippers.
this is an excerpt about Katharagama from Rasanayagams Ancient Jaffna.
"Page 59
"Waves of conquest and colonisation ....names of places translated into
tongue of the invaders or settlers . Kadiramalai
(Naga)... Kadiragoda(Sinhalese). ..Kandergoda.. ..Kandercudde..
..Kantarrodai.. ..Odaikurichchi.. .Kantarodai (Tamil)
...The discovery of extensive Buddhistic archaelogical remains and large
quantities of Indian and Roman coins affords
ample testimony to its ancient greatness.......... The other Tamil name
Katirkamam is the literal transformation of the
Sinhalese name Kataragama and has no connection with the Tamil components
' Katir'(divine glory) and 'kamam' (love),
a resemblance seen through religious fervor only. The tradition mentioned
in the 'Yalpana Vaipava Malai' that Vijaya
built a temple for 'Kadirai Andavar' might possibly have referred to the
temple at Kataragama."
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</H1></CENTER><CENTER><IMG SRC="ras.gif"></CENTER><CENTER><H5>Slab
Inscription of Queen Lilavati</H5></CENTER><CENTER><H3>By Mudaliyar C
Rasanayagam</H3></CENTER><CENTER><H3>first Edition 1926</H3></CENTER>
<CENTER><H5>Extracts from "Ancient Jaffna" by Mudaliyar C Rasanayagam
(1926).</H5></CENTER><H5>Page 384</H5><P> "That Jaffna was occupied
by the Sinhalese earlier than by the Tamils is seen not only in the
place names of Jaffna, but also in some of the habits and customs of the
people. The system of branding cattle with the communal brand by which
not only the caste but also the position and the family of the owner
could be traced, was peculiarly Sinhalese. The very ancient way of
wearing the hair in the form of a konde behind the head.....The women's
fashion of dressing their cloth across their breasts and mens of wearing
their tufts of hair on the side of the head, as was the custom in
Jaffna, were introduced by the Malabar immigrants." </P>
<H5>Page v (Foreward)</H5><P> "
Dr. S. Krishnaswami Aiyangar of the Madras University writing on 29.8.1926 the Foreword to Ancient Jaffna by Mudaliyar C. Rasanayagam says: "The attempt of the author to derive the name Ilam does not appeal to us as quite successful; Ilam to us seems to be directly derived from the Pali word Sihalam, which in Tamil would be Singalam or even Singanam, but a strict Tamilising would make it Ilam...."<I> Ancient Jaffna-Mudaliyar C Rasanayagam (Foreword p. v.).</I></p>
<H5>Page 382</H5><P> " After the massacre of the Christians, Sankili's ( king of Jaffna)
insane fury longed for more victims and he fell upon the Buddhists of
Jaffna who were all Sinhalese. He expelled them beyond the limits of the
country and destroyed their numerous places of worship. Most of them
betook themselves to the Vanni's and the Kandyan territories (as per
Yalpana Vaipava Malai by Mailvagana Pulavar translated by C Brito.), and
those who were unable to do so became the slaves of the Tamil chieftains
and are now known as 'Kovia', a corruption of the Sinhalese word '
Goviya' or 'Goiya' and that their original status was equal to that of
the Vellalas can be inferred from customs which are still in Vogue in
Jaffna. The 'Tanakaras' and the 'Nalavas' of Jaffna should also be
considered Sinhalese remnants in spite of the fanciful derivation of the
word 'Nalava' given by the author of the Vaipava Malai. The Nalavas were
perhaps originally the Sinhalese climbers and received the Tamil name on
account of their peculiar way of climbing trees. They too became the
slaves of the Tamil chieftains. The Tanakaras were the ancient elephant
keepers and those who supplied the necessary fodder to the stables of
the king. ( Sinhalese: Tana=grass). They perhaps on account of the
service rendered by them were not expelled from the country and later
became inseparably mixed with the Tamils among whom they had to
remain.........the fact that the Kovias, Tanakaras and Nalavas were
originally Sinhalese can be seen from the peculiar dress of their women
who wear the inner end of their cloth over the shoulders in a manner
quite strange to the genuine Tamils."</P><H5>Page 179</H5><P> " Upon
the introduction of copious Pali and Sanskrit works, a new language (
Sinhalese) came into existence, with a ground work of Elu ( language
spoken by Yakkha,Naga) and Tamil and the superstructure of Pali and
Sanskrit....In a similar manner were formed Malayalam and Telugu; from
their copious vocabulary of Sanskritic words it is now almost impossible
to trace their origin to dravidian dialects. While the process of
forming the Sinhalese nation was going on by the continual mixture of
the Yakkhas, the Nagas, the Tamils and the Kalingas(Vijaya), the
Sinhalese language too was growing and expanding.....Thus it will be
seen that the mixed population from Point Pedro ( in the north) to
Dondra Head (in the South) known by the name Sinhalam.........during the
early centuries of the Christian era, spoken one language. This
propersition is further supported by most of the place names in Jaffna
which have an Elu or semi-Sinhalese origin. They became divided only
when the Vannis came in and intervened between them. From that time the
people in the North became estranged from their brethren in the centre
and the south and progressed altogether on Tamil lines, whereas the
Sinhalese grew into a new nation absorbing into themselves even the
millions of pure Tamils who remained in Central and Southern Ceylon
after the Chola (Tamil invaders) power had declined....a process which
can be witnessed even today in the western coast. The difference must
have accentuated after the downfall of Buddhism in Southern India, and
after a large number of new Tamil colonists began to settle down in
Northern Ceylon, for we find that even from the 10th to the 15th
centuryAD the Sinhalese eliment was so strong in the North that there
were constant troubles between the Sinhalese and the Tamils in Jaffna.
(as per Yalpana Vaipava Malai by Mailvagana Pulavar translated by C
Brito.) "</P><H5>Page 250</H5><P> " Some others are of the opinion
that 'Yalpanam' is the Tamil adaptation of the Sinhalese name 'Yapane',
which like many other Sinhalese names of places in the district existed
prior to the Tamil occupation......It is not at all surprising to see
the name appearing in Sinhalese and Indian works earlier than in Tamil
writings in Jaffna, for it appears that the application of the name for
the whole district did not become popular among the inhabitants until
the Portuguese period."</P><H5>Page 37</H5><P> "Now it is rather
significant that Manarridal was the name given to Jaffna in the 'Yalpana
Vaipava Malai', and that the name Veligama (sandy district), a Sinhalese
name with the same meaning was given to a portion of Jaffna by the
Sinhalese.(Valigama..Valigamam..Valikamam)"</P><H5>Page 42</H5><P>
"The Mahabharatha, which mentions..........Vavravahan the son of
Chitrangadai by Arjuna......It is also said that Vavravahan, while
fighting against Arjuna, 'raised his standard which was decorated most
beautifully, and which bore the device of a lion in gold' ..........This
standard displaying a lion appears, therefore to have been the one used
by the Naga kings of North Ceylon ( Naga and Yakkas...before arrival of
Vijaya and later Tamils)......the standard of the lion, which appears to
have been the emblem of the Nagas of North Ceylon, continued to be the
flag of the Ceylon king till the Island was ceded to the British in 1815
AD."</P><H5>Page 52</H5><P> " But, according to a local tradition
which still exists, and which has been embodied in the 'Yalpana Vaipava
Malai', Vijaya landed on the northern coast of Jaffna and took up his
residence at Kadiramalai....... It is said that Vijaya, who was
undoubtedly a Hindu, built the temple called Tirutambalesvaram in the
North of Ceylon. This temple must have been built near the present
Kirimalai, as there are lands in the vicinity still going under the name
of Tirutampalai. Tamba is the Sanskrit word for copper; and the
Tambapanni of the Sinhalese chronicler can therefore quite conceivably
be the 'Tirutambalesvaram' mentioned in the 'Yalpana Vaipava Malai' "</P><H5
>Page 5</H5><P> "In the Mahabharatha the Nagas are frequently
mentioned as living in various parts of India and Ceylon in a highly
civilized state under their own kings.....Nagpur ( Nagapuram), Nagarjuna
Kills, Nagarcoil, Nagarcot, Nargapattinum etc."</P><H5>Page 59</H5><P>"Waves
of conquest and colonisation ....names of places translated into tongue
of the invaders or settlers . Kadiramalai (Naga)...
Kadiragoda(Sinhalese). ..Kandergoda.. ..Kandercudde.. ..Kantarrodai..
..Odaikurichchi.. .Kantarodai (Tamil) ...The discovery of extensive
Buddhistic archaelogical remains and large quantities of Indian and
Roman coins affords ample testimony to its ancient greatness..........
The other Tamil name Katirkamam is the literal transformation of the
Sinhalese name Kataragama and has no connection with the Tamil
components ' Katir'(divine glory) and 'kamam' (love), a resemblance seen
through religious fervor only. The tradition mentioned in the 'Yalpana
Vaipava Malai' that Vijaya built a temple for 'Kadirai Andavar' might
possibly have referred to the temple at Kataragama."</P><H5>Page 332</H5><P
> " Bhuvaneka Bahu (Kotte) who caused the Jaffna Town and the Nalur
temple to be built was known as Sri Sanghabodhi, a title borne by the
Sinhalese kings....In the Kattiyam ( daily repeated at the Kandaswamy
Temple) too he is referred to as Sri Sangabodhi Bhuvaneka Bahu."</P><H5>Page
62</H5><P>" Jambukola ( now Sambu turai in Jaffna) was the port of
disembarkation of the Buddhist emigrants from Magadha during the time of
Devanampiya Tissa. A great trunk road seem to have been in existence,
leading from Jambukola and passing through Kantarodai and running
parallel to the present central road to the northern gate of
Anuradhapura. The remains of two stone bridges, one over the Malvatu
oya......... The Ambassadors sent by Devanampiya Tissa to king Asoka of
Magadha embarked at Jumbukola and reached Pataliputra in 14 days; and
Asoka's ambassadors, sent to Ceylon landed at Jambukola and reached
Anuradhapura in 12 days ( Mahavamsa).......Sangamitta and the Bo tree
landed at Jambukola...of the first eight plants (Bo) raised out of the
seed of the tree planted at Anuradhapura, one was planted at Jambukola
Patuna on the spot where the Bo tree was deposited at disembarkation.
The very old Bo tree standing by the side of the Paralay Kandaswamy
temple at Chulipuram, about half a mile from the Port was perhaps the
plant here referred to..... Devanampiya Tissa erected a vihare at the
port of Jambukola in Nagadipa; likewise the Tissa maha vihare and the
Pacina Vihare. The ruins of a dagoba and a vihare can still be seen
close to the port; and the place called Tissa maluva about a hundred
yards opposite to the Kandaswamy temple above mentioned, perhaps marks
the site of Tissa maha vihare. The ancient broad road from Jambukola to
Tissa maha vihare still exists but serves no useful purpose."</P><H5>Page
117</H5><P>" Anoubingara (on Ptolomy's map) can be traced to Singai
Nagar (in Jaffna) or Sinhapura, a town built and occupied by Kalinga
colonists who accompanied Vijaya and who are said to have landed at
Mahisadipa. It came into prominence and fame during the time of the
later Jaffna kings called Arya Chakravartis and its extensive ruins can
still be seen at Vallipuram near Point Pedro.( Singa Nagar was trans
formed to Ana Singara and then Anubingara by foreign merchants.)"</P><H5>
Page 190</H5><P>" In the early days when buddhism flourished in North
Ceylon, the outlying islands off the coast of Jaffna contained important
monasteries and viharas... "</P><H5>Page 309</H5><P> "Kings of Jaffna
belonged to, claimed connection with or imitated the Eastern gangas (
Ganges) who went from Gangavadi and settled at Kalinga. If the earliest
kings of Jaffna came from amongst them, it must have been Ugra Singan,
for it was after this time that the kings ruling in the north were
called Kalingas. Whether Ugra Singan was a member of the Eastern Gangas
or not, he came down with a large army of Kalingas to secure the throne
of Kadiramalai for himself. As it is said in the Vaipava Malai that he
was 'a prince of a dynasty founded by King Vijaya's brother' it may be
surmised that he was a member of one of the Kalinga families that came
with Vijaya and settled at Singai Nagar (Sinhapura) near Vallipuram.</P><H5>
Page 370</H5><P>The following is a list of kings who reigned at Singai
Nagar (Sinhapura) Jaffna from the 13th to the middle of the 15 th
century is adapted from the Vaipava Malai giving probable dates.</P><CENTER>
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<ROWS ROWHT="0.0833333" TBLUNITS="pixels"><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Vijaya
Kulankai (Kalinga Magha)</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Segarajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3"
>c 1210 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Kulasekara</TD><TD COLSTART="2">
Pararajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3">c 1246 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1"
>Kulottunga</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Segarajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3">c
1256 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Vikrama</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Pararajasekeran</TD>
<TD COLSTART="3">c 1279 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Varotaya</TD><TD
COLSTART="2">Segarajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3">c 1302 AD</TD></TR><TR>
<TD COLSTART="1">Martanda</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Pararajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3"
>c 1325 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Gunapushana</TD><TD COLSTART="2">
Segarajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3">c 1256 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1"
>Virotaya</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Pararajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3">c
1256 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Jayavira</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Segarajasekeran</TD>
<TD COLSTART="3">c 1256 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Gunavira</TD><TD
COLSTART="2">Pararajasekeran</TD><TD COLSTART="3">c 1256 AD</TD></TR><TR>
<TD COLSTART="1">Kanagasuriya</TD><TD COLSTART="2">Segarajasekeran</TD><TD
COLSTART="3">c 1256 AD</TD></TR><TR><TD COLSTART="1">Bhuvaneka Bahu
(of Kotte)</TD><TD COLSTART="2"></TD><TD COLSTART="3">c 1256 AD</TD></TR></ROWS></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><P
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Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
> Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
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> > What did you stick up your ass to loosen it?
>
> I don't need to stick anything up to loosen
> it. I have perfect control over every muscle in
> my body. But if you want to loosen yours, stick
> what your father stuck up your mothers ass to loosen
> hers. If that doesn't work, bend over, I play soccer,
> and I can loosen anything with a good kick.
>
> Rajah.
You head the ball lot don't you?
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<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
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<BR><I>> What did you stick up your ass to loosen it?</I>
<BR>
<BR>I don't need to stick anything up to loosen
<BR>it. I have perfect control over every muscle in
<BR>my body. But if you want to loosen yours, stick
<BR>what your father stuck up your mothers ass to loosen
<BR>hers. If that doesn't work, bend over, I play soccer,
<BR>and I can loosen anything with a good kick.
<BR>
<BR>
Rajah.
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Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
>
> Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> > What did you stick up your ass to loosen it?
>
> I don't need to stick anything up to loosen
> it. I have perfect control over every muscle in
> my body. But if you want to loosen yours, stick
> what your father stuck up your mothers ass to loosen
> hers. If that doesn't work, bend over, I play soccer,
> and I can loosen anything with a good kick.
>
> Rajah.
>
> You head the ball lot don't you?
That same another hollow ass modaya
Bye for now
Sankarlal
Rajah Skandarajah
Suchetha wrote:
> many racial groups eh?
> so far he has made a whole heap of jokes about the sinhalese and one
> against the tamils
> not exactly a fair distribution i would say but given that there are
> about 4 sinhalese to every tamil i guess its a fair ratio
What!!! Have you not seen his Kuwait, Bangladesh, Hindu,
Afghanistan jokes? Check out the sci newsgroup.
> every single joke he made i read in Readers Digest more than 10 years
> ago
> so the characters weren't the same and they were MUCH funnier
The spelling wasn't quite the same too. I think they
were "MUCH" funnier to you because they weren't directed at
the Singhalese.
> i must admit i havent heard of this guy and even an infoseek search
> refused to come up with him
That's strange. He recently posted a Kuwati joke.
> but i must say i am disappointed inyou
> all i can see is a moron typoing away at the keyboard
> for every spelling mistake he makes you guys manage to create some
> kind
> of persona around it
That's because you haven't seen enough of him.
> in the words of Sigmund Freud "sometimes an umbrella is just an
> umbrella"
> if you are impressed by some guy who can't spell and uses other people's
> creations (with a little changed i admit) then.....waitaminnit
Like I said, you haven't seen enough of him. He also posts
articles(not jokes) on current subjects in the newsgroups with
an equally strong dose of the funnies in it.
> ahhh my apologies man
> i forgot
> to a caveman science is magic
> i will stick to my science
> you can have your magic
Sorry man, looks like your science is a
sad case of "tight-arsedness". Learn
to take a joke.
Rajah.
Suchetha
i have spent more than a little time trying to analyse why i dont like
the postings of this guy areem khan
his jokes (when i first heard them in their original form) were funny
but i have heard them so many times that they are pretty hacked
another reason why i do not fidnd him funny is his spelling
ok so i may be prejudiced/biased/whatever you want to call me but i
believe that clear language helps to add to the humour of the joke and
also add clarity what you are posting
sometimes i have to read some of the replies i get in this NG at least
twice to understand them
for me chronic bad spelling (i dont mean the once in a while mistakes
that we all make) is a sign of either uneducatedness (in which case the
person is be advised to learn to read before he posts on the NG) or
moronity or a sign of disrespect to the people who read his postings
if you respect the people you write for it is polite to go through the
posting at least once in order to make sure that the logic is correct or
at least undestandable
i cannot abide moronity. i much prefer the intelligent, scathing,
witticisms of Daria to the inane stupidity of Beavis and Butthead
i prefer the works of P G Wodehouse, Terry Pratchett (whose humour seems
shallow but has real depth for those who can get his "inside" jokes) and
monty python
they all have intelligence in their comedy
in stand-up i like people like Robin Williams , Tim Allen and Sinbad
NONE of whom resort to profanity in order to be funny (at least not in
the scale that some comedians like Eddie Murphy does)
so maybe i am tight arsed, maybe i can't take a joke but i believe that
humour is too serious a business to be taken lightly
suchetha
Rajah Skandarajah
Suchetha wrote:
> so far he has made a whole heap of jokes about the sinhalese and one
> against the tamils
> not exactly a fair distribution
So what? The man's name is Areem Khan, he is not a tamil.
So what if he did not even put one tamil joke?
Is there a god-given rule that if you make a singhalese
joke, you have to compensate it with a tamil one?
Areem obviously has been around or heard about sinhalese and found
a few funny things(like the number of planes crashing) which
he decided to make jokes about. If he does not make tamil jokes,
so what? Maybe he does not know much about tamils or hasn't
be around them. If I(a tamil) make jokes about the
Scottish, do I have to compensate it with jokes about the
British? Here's a good example. Do you remember the old movie
by Peter Sellers called "Party"? His performance as an Indian
was amazing, almost phenomenal. The movie poked fun at
"Indian characteristics" which Mr. Sellers said he gathered
from his association with his Indian friends. Tight-arses
in India banned the movie. But does Mr.Sellers have to
make a movie that pokes fun at "Pakistani characteristics" to
compensate for Party?
Another interesting thing is that when Areem(with his name
clearly displayed) posted his jokes, the immediate reaction
by some of the Sinhalese tight-arses(not you) was to attack
and make fun of tamils, who, had nothing to do with it.
Now where in Sri Lankan history have I seen that before? Hmmmmmm.....
Rajah.
Umberto Gui
sankarlal wrote:
>
> That same another hollow ass modaya.
>
> Bye for now
> Sankarlal
have you got one?
a hollow arse?
Is that why you worship that big stone cock sivalingam.?
Hollow Tamil arses and big stone cocks have somthing in common.
he he he he he he
Umberto Gui
eats Tamil monkeys of the bathroom slipper gang for breakfast.
1
nanthi
sankarlal wrote:
>
> Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> >
Sakkililal is paid by Nanthi to clean the toilets..
sankarlal
Umberto Gui wrote:
>
> sankarlal wrote:
> >
> > Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > V.D.of.P is mad.
> > > >
> > > > he he he he he
> > > >
> > > > Bye for now
> > > > Sankarlal
> > >
> > > Takes one to know one
> > -------------------------
> >
> > That same another hollow ass modaya.
> >
> > Bye for now
> > Sankarlal
>
> have you got one?
>
> a hollow arse?
>
> Is that why you worship that big stone cock sivalingam.?
>
> Hollow Tamil arses and big stone cocks have somthing in common.
>
> he he he he he he
>
> Umberto Gui
Bye for now
Sankarlal
nanthi
sankarlal wrote:
>
> Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> >
> > sankarlal wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > V.D.of.P is mad.
> > >
> > > he he he he he
> > >
> > > Bye for now
> > > Sankarlal
> >
> > Takes one to know one
> -------------------------
>
> That same another hollow ass modaya.
>
> Bye for now
> Sankarlal
sankarlal
NO NO, you didn't like them because you are a sinhalies.
NO NO, you didn't like them because they weren't just jokes, but they
were real stories that happened.
No NO, you didn't like them because you didn't get them.
Bye for now
Sankarlal
Suchetha
sankarlal wrote:
>
--------8<----SNIP---->8---------
>
> NO NO, you didn't like them because you are a sinhalies.
>
> NO NO, you didn't like them because they weren't just jokes, but they
> were real stories that happened.
>
> No NO, you didn't like them because you didn't get them.
>
> Bye for now
> Sankarlal
addaiy dorey what a most astute and intelligent analysis
with intelligent people like you on the net what place do mere village
idiot types like me have
your posting was a grand creation of wit, intelligence and fairness. the
spelling was impeccable and the irony and satire of the posting would
rival that of the great Jonathan Swift himself. mine eyes have been
fortunate to see this posting and i am most honoured that you, the great
intelligence, have deemed it worthy to reply to me
i kneel beforethe illuminating glory of your mind
humbly yours
Shehantha Piyasena
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sankarlal wrote:
> > suchetha
> > --
> > Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> > http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
> >
> > alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> > http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
> --------------------------------
>
> NO NO, you didn't like them because you are a sinhalies.
>
> NO NO, you didn't like them because they weren't just jokes, but
> they
> were real stories that happened.
I think its time you came back to earth from this drug induced high
>
> No NO, you didn't like them because you didn't get them.
>
> Bye for now
> Sankarlal
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<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>Suchetha wrote:
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> i have spent more than a little time trying to analyse why i dont
like</I>
<BR><I>> the postings of this guy areem khan</I>
<BR><I>> his jokes (when i first heard them in their original form) were funny</I>
<BR><I>> but i have heard them so many times that they are pretty hacked</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> another reason why i do not fidnd him funny is his spelling</I>
<BR><I>> ok so i may be prejudiced/biased/whatever you want to call me but
i</I>
<BR><I>> believe that clear language helps to add to the humour of the joke
and</I>
<BR><I>> also add clarity what you are posting</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> sometimes i have to read some of the replies i get in this NG at least</I>
<BR><I>> twice to understand them</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> for me chronic bad spelling (i dont mean the once in a while mistakes</I>
<BR><I>> that we all make) is a sign of either uneducatedness (in which case
the</I>
<BR><I>> person is be advised to learn to read before he posts on the NG) or</I>
<BR><I>> moronity or a sign of disrespect to the people who read his postings</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> if you respect the people you write for it is polite to go through
the</I>
<BR><I>> posting at least once in order to make sure that the logic is correct
or</I>
<BR><I>> at least undestandable</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> i cannot abide moronity. i much prefer the intelligent, scathing,</I>
<BR><I>> witticisms of Daria to the inane stupidity of Beavis and Butthead</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> i prefer the works of P G Wodehouse, Terry Pratchett (whose humour
seems</I>
<BR><I>> shallow but has real depth for those who can get his "inside" jokes)
and</I>
<BR><I>> monty python</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> they all have intelligence in their comedy</I>
<BR><I>> in stand-up i like people like Robin Williams , Tim Allen and Sinbad</I>
<BR><I>> NONE of whom resort to profanity in order to be funny (at least not
in</I>
<BR><I>> the scale that some comedians like Eddie Murphy does)</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> so maybe i am tight arsed, maybe i can't take a joke but i believe
that</I>
<BR><I>> humour is too serious a business to be taken lightly</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> suchetha</I>
<BR><I>> --</I>
<BR><I>> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at</I>
<BR><I>> <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/">http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/</A></I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at</I>
<BR><I>> <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/">http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/</A></I>
<BR>--------------------------------
<BR>
<BR>NO NO, you didn't like them because you are a sinhalies.
<BR>
<BR>NO NO, you didn't like them because they weren't just jokes, but they
<BR>were real stories that happened.
<BR>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
I think its time you came back to earth from this drug induced high
<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>
<BR>No NO, you didn't like them because you didn't get them.
<BR>
<BR>Bye for now
<BR>Sankarlal
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Umberto Gui wrote:
> sankarlal wrote:
> >
> > Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> > >
> > > sankarlal wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > V.D.of.P is mad.
> > > >
> > > > he he he he he
> > > >
> > > > Bye for now
> > > > Sankarlal
> > >
> > > Takes one to know one
> > -------------------------
> >
> > That same another hollow ass modaya.
> >
> > Bye for now
> > Sankarlal
>
> have you got one?
>
> a hollow arse?
>
> Is that why you worship that big stone cock sivalingam.?
>
> Hollow Tamil arses and big stone cocks have somthing in common.
>
> he he he he he he
>
> Umberto Gui
> eats Tamil monkeys of the bathroom slipper gang for breakfast.
>
> 1
I their a food shortage where you live?
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Umberto Gui wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>sankarlal wrote:
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Shehantha Piyasena wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > sankarlal wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > V.D.of.P is mad.</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > he he he he he</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > Bye for now</I>
<BR><I>> > > Sankarlal</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > Takes one to know one</I>
<BR><I>> -------------------------</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> That same another hollow ass modaya.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Bye for now</I>
<BR><I>> Sankarlal</I>
<BR>
<BR>have you got one?
<BR>
<BR>a hollow arse?
<BR>
<BR>Is that why you worship that big stone cock sivalingam.?
<BR>
<BR>Hollow Tamil arses and big stone cocks have somthing in common.
<BR>
<BR>he he he he he he
<BR>
<BR>Umberto Gui
<BR>eats Tamil monkeys of the bathroom slipper gang for breakfast.
<BR>
<BR>1
</BLOCKQUOTE>
I their a food shortage where you live?
<BR>
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sankarlal
Shehantha Piyasena is a Sinhalies.
ha ha ha
did I embarrass you.
I am sorry.
he he he he he
Bye for now
Sankrlal
sankarlal
Suchetha wrote:
>
> sankarlal wrote:
> >
> --------8<----SNIP---->8---------
> >
> >
> > NO NO, you didn't like them because they weren't just jokes, but they
> > were real stories that happened.
> >
> >
> > Bye for now
> > Sankarlal
>
> with intelligent people like you on the net what place do mere village
> idiot types like me have
>
> your posting was a grand creation of wit, intelligence and fairness. the
> spelling was impeccable and the irony and satire of the posting would
> rival that of the great Jonathan Swift himself. mine eyes have been
> fortunate to see this posting and i am most honoured that you, the great
> intelligence, have deemed it worthy to reply to me
>
> i kneel beforethe illuminating glory of your mind
>
> humbly yours
> --
> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
>
> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
ha ha ha ha
Thank you, Thank you ----- ------
ha ha ha ha
Tell this to your stupid modaya race.
Tank you
Bye for now
Sankarlal
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> -----------------------------------
>
> Shehantha Piyasena is a Sinhalies.
> ha ha ha
> did I embarrass you.
> I am sorry.
>
> he he he he he
>
> Bye for now
> Sankrlal
No mate I'm not embarrassed at all I'm proud to be Sinhalese.
Are you proud of being a Pedophile?
Shehantha
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sankarlal wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> sankarlal wrote:</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Suchetha wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > i have spent more than a little time
trying to analyse why</I>
<BR><I>> i dont like</I>
<BR><I>> > the postings of this guy areem khan</I>
<BR><I>> > his jokes (when i first heard them
in their original form)</I>
<BR><I>> were funny</I>
<BR><I>> > but i have heard them so many times
that they are pretty</I>
<BR><I>> hacked</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > another reason why i do not fidnd
him funny is his</I>
<BR><I>> spelling</I>
<BR><I>> > ok so i may be prejudiced/biased/whatever
you want to call</I>
<BR><I>> me but i</I>
<BR><I>> > believe that clear language helps
to add to the humour of</I>
<BR><I>> the joke and</I>
<BR><I>> > also add clarity what you are posting</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > sometimes i have to read some of the
replies i get in this</I>
<BR><I>> NG at least</I>
<BR><I>> > twice to understand them</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > for me chronic bad spelling (i dont
mean the once in a</I>
<BR><I>> while mistakes</I>
<BR><I>> > that we all make) is a sign of either
uneducatedness (in</I>
<BR><I>> which case the</I>
<BR><I>> > person is be advised to learn to read
before he posts on</I>
<BR><I>> the NG) or</I>
<BR><I>> > moronity or a sign of disrespect to
the people who read</I>
<BR><I>> his postings</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > if you respect the people you write
for it is polite to go</I>
<BR><I>> through the</I>
<BR><I>> > posting at least once in order to
make sure that the logic</I>
<BR><I>> is correct or</I>
<BR><I>> > at least undestandable</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > i cannot abide moronity. i much prefer
the intelligent,</I>
<BR><I>> scathing,</I>
<BR><I>> > witticisms of Daria to the inane stupidity
of Beavis and</I>
<BR><I>> Butthead</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > i prefer the works of P G Wodehouse,
Terry Pratchett</I>
<BR><I>> (whose humour seems</I>
<BR><I>> > shallow but has real depth for those
who can get his</I>
<BR><I>> "inside" jokes) and</I>
<BR><I>> > monty python</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > they all have intelligence in their
comedy</I>
<BR><I>> > in stand-up i like people like Robin
Williams , Tim Allen</I>
<BR><I>> and Sinbad</I>
<BR><I>> > NONE of whom resort to profanity in
order to be funny (at</I>
<BR><I>> least not in</I>
<BR><I>> > the scale that some comedians like
Eddie Murphy does)</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > so maybe i am tight arsed, maybe i
can't take a joke but i</I>
<BR><I>> believe that</I>
<BR><I>> > humour is too serious a business to
be taken lightly</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > suchetha</I>
<BR><I>> > --</I>
<BR><I>> > Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From
Hell at</I>
<BR><I>> > <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/">http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/</A></I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > alt.tinygirls on the WWW at</I>
<BR><I>> > <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/">http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/</A></I>
<BR><I>> --------------------------------</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> NO NO, you didn't like them because
you are a sinhalies.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> NO NO, you didn't like them because
they weren't just jokes,</I>
<BR><I>> but they</I>
<BR><I>> were real stories that happened.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> I think its time you came back to earth from this drug induced high</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> No NO, you didn't like them because
you didn't get them.</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Bye for now</I>
<BR><I>> Sankarlal</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR>-----------------------------------
<BR>
<BR>Shehantha Piyasena is a Sinhalies.
<BR>ha ha ha
<BR>did I embarrass you.
<BR>I am sorry.
<BR>
<BR>he he he he he
<BR>
<BR>Bye for now
<BR>Sankrlal
</BLOCKQUOTE>
No mate I'm not embarrassed at all I'm proud to be Sinhalese.
<BR>Are you proud of being a Pedophile?
<BR>
<BR>Shehantha
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aaaah, what a maroon!!!!
suchetha
(with permission from that wacky wascally wabbit, Bugs)
shehantha piyasena
feedme.org/anti-spam.html wrote:
>
> Singla baboo goes to Londun furst time.
>
> He wait in bus stup. A dubble ducker bus come.
> He clymb to uppur duck furst but kwikly come
> downs to lover duck.
>
> Conducker: "Hey Singloo, you no likes uppur duck?"
>
> Baboo: "I likes, but no bus driver ups there!"
>
> Ho ho ho, Iqball, downs boy, downs!
>
> Areem Khan
your dog gives you blow jobs does he?
Shehantha
sankarlal
ha ha ha
Why don't you like the joke, buddy?
ha ha ha ha ha
fools
ha ha ha
Bye for now
Sankarlal.
sankarlal
ha ha ha h
he is broud to be Sinhalese.
ha ha ha ha
What a modaya,
ha ha ha ha
Bye for now
Sankarlal.
Umberto Gui
Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> Umberto Gui wrote:
>
> > sankarlal wrote:
> > >
> > > Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> > > >
> > > > sankarlal wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > he he he he he
> > > > >
> > > > > Bye for now
> > > >
> > > > Takes one to know one
> > > -------------------------
> > >
> > > That same another hollow ass modaya.
> > >
> > > Bye for now
> > > Sankarlal
> >
> > have you got one?
> >
> > a hollow arse?
> >
> > Is that why you worship that big stone cock sivalingam.?
> >
> > Hollow Tamil arses and big stone cocks have somthing in common.
> >
> > he he he he he he
> >
> > Umberto Gui
> > eats Tamil monkeys of the bathroom slipper gang for breakfast.
> >
> > 1
>
> I their a food shortage where you live?
>
> Shehantha
>
I like eating unusual things, at least for Sri Lankans.
Tamil Monkeys
wild boar
Venision
escargot
mussel
Umberto Gui
1
Umberto Gui
Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
Do you remember the old movie
> by Peter Sellers called "Party"? His performance as an Indian
> was amazing, almost phenomenal. The movie poked fun at
> "Indian characteristics" which Mr. Sellers said he gathered
> from his association with his Indian friends. Tight-arses
> in India banned the movie. But does Mr.Sellers have to
> make a movie that pokes fun at "Pakistani characteristics" to
> compensate for Party?
In case you are not aware, fool, what you describe above is regarded as
racist in the UK, europe and the US. British TV programmes which had
similar sketches of people talking English in a heavy Indian accents and
making Indians or blacks look like fools have been scrapped and are no
longer shown on TV.
Your thinking, as usual, is out of date, like your facts.
Tamil fool.
Worked out religion and philosophy yet?
Umberto Gui
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I've tried all the above except Monkey though i didn't enjoy mussel.
Give me a curry anyday
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Umberto Gui wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Umberto Gui wrote:</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> > sankarlal wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > Shehantha Piyasena wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > sankarlal wrote:</I>
<BR><I>> > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > > V.D.of.P is mad.</I>
<BR><I>> > > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > > he he he he he</I>
<BR><I>> > > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > > Bye for now</I>
<BR><I>> > > > > Sankarlal</I>
<BR><I>> > > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > > Takes one to know one</I>
<BR><I>> > > -------------------------</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > That same another hollow ass modaya.</I>
<BR><I>> > ></I>
<BR><I>> > > Bye for now</I>
<BR><I>> > > Sankarlal</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > have you got one?</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > a hollow arse?</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > Is that why you worship that big stone cock sivalingam.?</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > Hollow Tamil arses and big stone cocks have somthing in common.</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > he he he he he he</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > Umberto Gui</I>
<BR><I>> > eats Tamil monkeys of the bathroom slipper gang for breakfast.</I>
<BR><I>> ></I>
<BR><I>> > 1</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> I their a food shortage where you live?</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>> Shehantha</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR>
<BR>I like eating unusual things, at least for Sri Lankans.
<BR>
<BR>Tamil Monkeys
<BR>wild boar
<BR>Venision
<BR>escargot
<BR>mussel
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<BR>Umberto Gui
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I've tried all the above except Monkey though i didn't enjoy mussel.
<BR>Give me a curry anyday
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Suchetha
Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> Umberto Gui wrote:
>
>
> I like eating unusual things, at least for Sri Lankans.
>
> Tamil Monkeys
> wild boar
> Venision
> escargot
> mussel
>
> Umberto Gui
>
> 1
>
> I've tried all the above except Monkey though i didn't enjoy mussel.
> Give me a curry anyday
>
> shehantha
well some things are not too unusual for the sri lankans
you can get wild boar in plenty at the delkanda pola (on the High Level
Road) and venison is available (real stuff mind you from the jungle) is
also available if you know where to look for it
some of the tanks in the SE provinces have mussels
all you have to do is go in and feel with your feet you can find a good
lot
some of my best memories are from a time in Galle (my father was a
mahindian and i have relatives there) when my friends and i had a
holiday
one of the meals was a "traditional" meal of boiled manioc, katta
sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
there) with the food, a rabaana, a guitar and singing baila as the sun
went down
god those were the days
for any who are interested i have also eaten thalagoya (iguana?),
porcupine and gerandiya.
Rajah Skandarajah
Umberto Gui wrote:
> In case you are not aware, fool, what you describe above is regarded as
> racist in the UK, europe and the US.
Really? Was that why there was a protest by Indians
themselves as to the banning of the movie FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha, Umberto talking about racism, I guess
hell is going to freeze over.
> British TV programmes which had
> similar sketches of people talking English in a heavy Indian accents and
> making Indians or blacks look like fools have been scrapped and are no
> longer shown on TV.
Hmmm... Now I wonder why The Pink Panther is
not also scrapped. What about movies with
Italians, Native Americans and others with their respective
heavy accents? Wake up Moron, Party made ONE Indian
look like a fool not the entire Indian populace just like
The Pink Panther made ONE Frenchman look like a fool.
As for the heavy accents, go to the local videostore and
you will find many movies with Indians with heavy accents in
them. And, FYI, the Indian in Party was the hero and got
the girl in the end, just like the Frenchman in The Pink
Panther, so what's all the fuss about?
What about "Mind you Language"? Was that scrapped
for the same reasons?
> Your thinking, as usual, is out of date, like your facts.
My facts have caused third degree burns on your arse.
> Worked out religion and philosophy yet?
Have you got the books yet? Or are they still on delivery?
Do you have the integrity to proclaim that you were wrong
on account of what was in those books? It is still an
unsettled matter. All you have to do is open the books
and read to see that I was right and you were wrong. But
the truth hurts doesn't it? I'll tell you what, stick your
usual lieing, it will be easier for a person of your character
and to do.
> Umberto Gui
Rajah.
linus
Suchetha wrote:
>
>
> some of my best memories are from a time in Galle (my father was a
> mahindian and i have relatives there) when my friends and i had a
> holiday
> one of the meals was a "traditional" meal of boiled manioc, katta
> sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
> there) with the food, a rabaana, a guitar and singing baila as the sun
> went down
> god those were the days
>
> for any who are interested i have also eaten thalagoya (iguana?),
> porcupine and gerandiya.
>
> suchetha
> --
Hay Suchetha,
What the hell are you trying to do? Make us all homesick?
I have done exactly the same thing. My mother is from Galle and my
father is from Hikkaduwa. Those manioc and katta sambol tasted extra
good on top of the ramparts.
I still remember Hikkaduwa 30 years ago, long before the tourists,
hotels
drugs and such wonderful things of the modern world. Every weekend we
would go there from Mount Lavinia where I grew up.
Those were the days my friend, we though will never end.....
Umberto Gui
Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
>
> Umberto Gui wrote:
>
> > In case you are not aware, fool, what you describe above is regarded as
> > racist in the UK, europe and the US.
>
> Really? Was that why there was a protest by Indians
> themselves as to the banning of the movie FOOL.
Indians were protesting in INDIA, FOOL.
I am talking about UK, Europe and the US, IDIOT.
>
> Ha Ha Ha, Umberto talking about racism, I guess
> hell is going to freeze over.
Umberto is not a racist. I will defend a Tamil from Sinhalese thugs. I
will, and have fought for Tamils rights if I feel that he/she is being
victimised by a nasty Sinhala dog. But I hate Tamil monkeys of the
Bathroom slipper gang and I make it a point to piss on them.
>
> > British TV programmes which had
> > similar sketches of people talking English in a heavy Indian accents and
> > making Indians or blacks look like fools have been scrapped and are no
> > longer shown on TV.
>
> Hmmm... Now I wonder why The Pink Panther is
> not also scrapped. What about movies with
> Italians, Native Americans and others with their respective
> heavy accents? Wake up Moron, Party made ONE Indian
> look like a fool not the entire Indian populace just like
> The Pink Panther made ONE Frenchman look like a fool.
> As for the heavy accents, go to the local videostore and
> you will find many movies with Indians with heavy accents in
> them. And, FYI, the Indian in Party was the hero and got
> the girl in the end, just like the Frenchman in The Pink
> Panther, so what's all the fuss about?
>
> What about "Mind you Language"? Was that scrapped
> for the same reasons?
he he he he
FOOL.
Listen to what I have to say.
All the films you talk of, Party, Mind your language etc, were made some
time back. They may be showing them elsewhere now, but after those movies
were made and screened in the UK, there was a general concensus that
making jokes about ethnic minorities was counter productive and leads to
racism by the majority and stereo typing of minorities.
Today, such movies are not made. I have not seen a single such movie on
British TV. Even Comedians who came on TV and made jokes on ethnic
minorities and their english accents were banned. I remember one, quite
famous comedian who was banned in this manner...I think he was called
Bernard Manning(?)
He now goes around doing the pub circuit and has been marginalised.
What I am telling you is current policy in British film and TV and in the
US.
What you are harping about is "Thinking" and what was around some 20
years ago.
You guys are so ignorant. No wonder you are in such a mess. And to add to
your ignorance, you have a grade five leader.
>
> > Your thinking, as usual, is out of date, like your facts.
>
> My facts have caused third degree burns on your arse.
>
We all know about that and I have mentioned them below.
> > Worked out religion and philosophy yet?
>
> Have you got the books yet? Or are they still on delivery?
>
> Do you have the integrity to proclaim that you were wrong
> on account of what was in those books? It is still an
> unsettled matter. All you have to do is open the books
> and read to see that I was right and you were wrong. But
> the truth hurts doesn't it? I'll tell you what, stick your
> usual lieing, it will be easier for a person of your character
> and to do.
Rajah dear,
There is no reason for me to lie.
I cannot say anything on the books because, I am unable to get my hands
on them. I phoned around and as you know, LIFE told me that they will
deliver one of the books and I gave my credit card over the phone. But
they have not got back to me. The second book is not available. At the
time I phoned a book shop which traces old books, but they phoned back
after a week and told me that they are unable to locate one for me. I
wanted to go around to the British library and have a look, but I have
not got round to it, because I am bogged down, with various projects
kicking the arse of the Tamil monkeys of the bathroom slipper gang.
This is why I have not yet commented.
I have no problems at all saying that I was wrong if I am wrong. But As
at present I am not in a position to say either way and your particular
issue in not exactly a priority in my list. But I will have my eyes open.
I have an idea. Why not quote a bit from the book and give us the page
numbers etc which refers to these Buddhist mutilations that you wrote of.
I always quote from books.
But I notice that you having serious problems with Philosophies becoming
religions.
remember.....
First it was rites and rituals, then it was "there are other reasons",
and then we had, supernatural and extrasensuous, then extrasesuous took a
dive and somthing else came in, then it was any one of the three and we
were told oooops, it was a mistake, it is all three.
he he he he he he
You reminded me of a little girl struggling around with her knickers in a
twist.
How old are you Rajah.?
Umberto Gui
Rajah Skandarajah
Umberto Gui wrote:
>
> Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
> >
> > Umberto Gui wrote:
> >
> > > In case you are not aware, fool, what you describe above is regarded as
> > > racist in the UK, europe and the US.
> >
> > Really? Was that why there was a protest by Indians
> > themselves as to the banning of the movie FOOL.
>
> Indians were protesting in INDIA, FOOL.
Because that is where it was banned FOOL.
> I am talking about UK, Europe and the US, IDIOT.
I watched the movie when I was in the US IDIOT, it
was not banned there IDIOT, that is why there was
no protest IDIOT. And the movie is still available
in the videostore IDIOT.
> > Ha Ha Ha, Umberto talking about racism, I guess
> > hell is going to freeze over.
>
> Umberto is not a racist.
And pigs fly.
> > > British TV programmes which had
> > > similar sketches of people talking English in a heavy Indian accents and
> > > making Indians or blacks look like fools have been scrapped and are no
> > > longer shown on TV.
> >
> > Hmmm... Now I wonder why The Pink Panther is
> > not also scrapped. What about movies with
> > Italians, Native Americans and others with their respective
> > heavy accents? Wake up Moron, Party made ONE Indian
> > look like a fool not the entire Indian populace just like
> > The Pink Panther made ONE Frenchman look like a fool.
> > As for the heavy accents, go to the local videostore and
> > you will find many movies with Indians with heavy accents in
> > them. And, FYI, the Indian in Party was the hero and got
> > the girl in the end, just like the Frenchman in The Pink
> > Panther, so what's all the fuss about?
> >
> > What about "Mind you Language"? Was that scrapped
> > for the same reasons?
> Listen to what I have to say.
What is the use? It is a load of garbage anyways.
> All the films you talk of, Party, Mind your language etc, were made some
> time back.
He He He, you fool.
> Today, such movies are not made. I have not seen a single such movie on
> British TV. Even Comedians who came on TV and made jokes on ethnic
> minorities and their english accents were banned. I remember one, quite
> famous comedian who was banned in this manner...I think he was called
> Bernard Manning(?)
> What I am telling you is current policy in British film and TV and in the
> US.
He He He. Ever watched Eddy Murphy? Ever watched APU in
the Simpsons? Ever watched the Indian Taxi driver
in the new Cosby show? Ever watched Habib in Married
with Children? Eddy Murphy still kicks on the
ethnic jokes and accents and is still hot on the
movie circuit. APU in the Simpsons is still running on TV
today with his accent and stereotypical Indianess stronger than
ever. Infact, compared to APU, Party is a complement to Indians.
Get ready for another third degree arse burn.
He He He, Like I said, it is better for you to lie,
and you have done it well.
> But I notice that you having serious problems with Philosophies becoming
> religions.
>
> remember.....
>
> First it was rites and rituals, then it was "there are other reasons",
> and then we had, supernatural and extrasensuous, then extrasesuous took a
> dive and somthing else came in, then it was any one of the three and we
> were told oooops, it was a mistake, it is all three.
>
> he he he he he he
Ha Ha Ha, I remember very well. So.. the Oxford Dictionary,
the World Almanac, and the World Conference on Buddhism were
all wrong and only you were right.
He He He. I remember very well.
Rajah.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe
> Suchetha wrote:
> >
> > Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
> > > I've tried all the above except Monkey though i didn't enjoy mussel.
> > > Give me a curry anyday
> >
> > some of the tanks in the SE provinces have mussels
In Maggona during a particular time of the year you can catch
a small mussel/crab like thing that runs in the sand. Its
called "matti". Boiled, initially and then slightly tempered
with green and red peppers its great with "ra" which is readily
"available" in Maggona. The law in SL is prohibits the sale
of toody by a place other than a tavern. Translates "that individuals
having trees cant sell toddy". To buy fresh toddy you have to
know somebody or to know how to look for the illegal places that sell it.
Best toddy places, Madampe (rakwana) area for Kitul Ra, Sudumalai in
Jaffna for Thal ra, and Wadduwa to Alutgama for coconut toddy.
> > some of my best memories are from a time in Galle (my father was a
> > sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> > on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
Which part of the Ramparts, near the well (the one you have to
climb rocks) or the places near the lighthouse which have steps to the
beach. When we were kids we used to sent to Galle for the holidays
and you could walk onto the reef in the morning (low tide) without getting
your shorts wet. Could literally catch colored fish with you hands. And
the varietys of coral.
10 years later, the fish were gone as were the corals. Its still
nice for someone who did not know the original unspoiled splendor.
> > sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> > on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
I am suprised you were able to get "ra" in the Fort. You
have to go to Unawatuna normally to buy the stuff. Even there
they mix the stuff with something they call "hadana ra" which
is essentially water and sugar fermented with toddy dregs "ra mandi".
barr
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Umberto Gui
mmmmmm
May be, what you say is accurate in the US, because of the intense
competition that exists in media and everything else.
In the UK, things are dominated by BBC, and they are very "ethnic"
sensitive and careful to balance programmes and exclude things which are
offensive and could be construed as being racist. The same goes for the
private stations, because they depend on the state for their licences.
There are exceptions obviously, but they tend to get a real bashing after
wards from various citizens rights and other bodies. There are also
independant watch dogs set up by the state to hear objections and cases
brought by citizens.
I never lie. I may differ in opinion, but never lie.
> > But I notice that you having serious problems with Philosophies becoming
> > religions.
> >
> > remember.....
> >
> > First it was rites and rituals, then it was "there are other reasons",
> > and then we had, supernatural and extrasensuous, then extrasesuous took a
> > dive and somthing else came in, then it was any one of the three and we
> > were told oooops, it was a mistake, it is all three.
> >
> > he he he he he he
>
> Ha Ha Ha, I remember very well. So.. the Oxford Dictionary,
> the World Almanac, and the World Conference on Buddhism were
> all wrong and only you were right.
>
> He He He. I remember very well.
>
>
> Rajah.
But the fact is the oxford dictionary The world Almanac and the Tamil
brain did not do you any good.
Hence,
First it was rites and rituals, then it was "there are other reasons",
and then we had, supernatural and extrasensuous, then extrasesuous took
a dive and somthing else came in, then it was any one of the three and we
were told oooops, it was a mistake, it is all three.
All this gave a new meaning to the expression, Knickers in a twist.
he he he he he he
Umberto Gui
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> Rajah Skandarajah wrote:
> >
> > Umberto Gui wrote:
> >
> > > In case you are not aware, fool, what you describe above is regarded as
> > > racist in the UK, europe and the US.
(much much cuts off)
> How old are you Rajah.?
>
> Umberto Gui
Why you picks on my frend Rajah S. Rajah? He inteljunt and logic man.
He and Abe Singum simple peopals tries to argue for Tamul rights. They
alway polite and gives lot info. You and Nanthi (Chandi's son?) alway
confrontashun and nusty! Why no be polites? By way, my hindoo joke
only apply for India hindoo, not Sirlanka hindoo!
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Suchetha
Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe wrote:
>
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>
> In Maggona during a particular time of the year you can catch
> a small mussel/crab like thing that runs in the sand. Its
> called "matti". Boiled, initially and then slightly tempered
> with green and red peppers its great with "ra" which is readily
> "available" in Maggona. The law in SL is prohibits the sale
> of toody by a place other than a tavern. Translates "that individuals
> having trees cant sell toddy". To buy fresh toddy you have to
> know somebody or to know how to look for the illegal places that sell it.
weh we stayed in benthara we used to go "kakkutta" hunting at night
(kakkutta is a small kind of crab that runs on the beach)
go at night with an idala (ekel broom) and a torch
hit the bugger with the light and when he freezes for a split second hit
him with the idala
the idala kills him without smashing him (or at least knocks him out for
long enough to eat him)
get abouyt 3-4 dozen of them and the go home wash em and crush up some
rock salt green chillie, and onions together (like a green lunumiris but
a lot coarser) and eat em raw with it
you can peel off the top shell but thats about all you can do without
tweezers and a microscope
goes great with Mendis
> Best toddy places, Madampe (rakwana) area for Kitul Ra, Sudumalai in
> Jaffna for Thal ra, and Wadduwa to Alutgama for coconut toddy.
i dunno about the kitul and thal ra (i only had Kitul ra once and
damnation it was good) but you can also get some good ra in gandara
where my family comes from
> > > some of my best memories are from a time in Galle (my father was a
> > > sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> > > on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
>
> Which part of the Ramparts, near the well (the one you have to
> climb rocks) or the places near the lighthouse which have steps to the
> beach. When we were kids we used to sent to Galle for the holidays
> and you could walk onto the reef in the morning (low tide) without getting
> your shorts wet. Could literally catch colored fish with you hands. And
> the varietys of coral.
> 10 years later, the fish were gone as were the corals. Its still
> nice for someone who did not know the original unspoiled splendor.
a sad situation i agree but such is the price of "progress' but even so
sri lanka is still one of the most beautiful places in the world and i
would never live anywhere else
we went bathing near the light house
there are some steps down to a reefy bit of beach
nice for bathing and if you go out a bit you can skirt the base of the
fort to find a small strip of beach the is unapproachable from anywhere
else (this is only during the low tide of course) a great place to relax
and make out with no disturbances
>
> I am suprised you were able to get "ra" in the Fort. You
> have to go to Unawatuna normally to buy the stuff. Even there
> they mix the stuff with something they call "hadana ra" which
> is essentially water and sugar fermented with toddy dregs "ra mandi".
>
> barr
we got the ra away from the fort
what you do is go out just after dawn as they are bringing the pots down
they can't watch all the guys tapping the toddy
pass the guy some cash and make sure you get a pot from a single tree
(ie a pot which contains toddy from only one tree it is much tastier
that way. use a separate continer for each tree)
early in the morning the ra is nice and fresh and almost nonalcoholic
the later it gets the more the fermentation and the better it is drunk
cold
one thing to watch for, amu or fresh ra will continue to ferment in the
stomach especially if you have other forms of starch (like manioc) in
your stomach
you can drink a lot of ra without feeling a thing but two hours later it
will come back and kick you in the cojones
i have also been most fortunate to have "hali arakku" or pot arrack
this is the real arrack
it is to the commercial arrack what a Chateau d'Yquem is to fermented
grape juice, what a Cardhu single malt is to moonshine (am i getting
through here? ok one more try ) what the sistine chapel is to a sidewalk
painting
i have never had anything that was so tasty in my life
hali arakku is made from pure toddy none of these "neutral spirits" crap
this boys is the real thing
ahhh well guys its time to go to sleep and perchance to dream
of food and drink and good friends
lets continue this thread if we can
places to go, things to do
hell might as well put this NG to some other use besides bashing each
other
Charlie, The Clown
Suchetha wrote:
> come on you jaffna guys
> you must have good memories of sri lanka too somewhere
> my parents keep telling me that pasikuda was a very beautiful place
> so tell us men
>
> suchetha
I'll tell you.
To my memory, Pasikuda is not in jaffna.
Charlie
Umberto Gui
Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe wrote:
>
> > Suchetha wrote:
> > >
> > > Shehantha Piyasena wrote:
>
> > > > I've tried all the above except Monkey though i didn't enjoy mussel.
> > > > Give me a curry anyday
> > >
> > > some of the tanks in the SE provinces have mussels
>
> a small mussel/crab like thing that runs in the sand. Its
> called "matti". Boiled, initially and then slightly tempered
> with green and red peppers its great with "ra" which is readily
> "available" in Maggona. The law in SL is prohibits the sale
> of toody by a place other than a tavern. Translates "that individuals
> having trees cant sell toddy". To buy fresh toddy you have to
> know somebody or to know how to look for the illegal places that sell it.
>
> Jaffna for Thal ra, and Wadduwa to Alutgama for coconut toddy.
>
> > > sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> > > on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
>
> Which part of the Ramparts, near the well (the one you have to
> climb rocks) or the places near the lighthouse which have steps to the
> beach. When we were kids we used to sent to Galle for the holidays
> and you could walk onto the reef in the morning (low tide) without getting
> your shorts wet. Could literally catch colored fish with you hands. And
> the varietys of coral.
> 10 years later, the fish were gone as were the corals. Its still
> nice for someone who did not know the original unspoiled splendor.
>
> > > sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> > > on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
>
> have to go to Unawatuna normally to buy the stuff. Even there
> they mix the stuff with something they call "hadana ra" which
> is essentially water and sugar fermented with toddy dregs "ra mandi".
>
> barr
>
> | Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe | sbar...@ic.sunysb.edu |
> | Marine Sciences Research Center | ba...@kafula.msrc.sunysb.edu |
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> | Stony Brook, NY 11794-5000 | |
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ah! how refreshing to talk of food, rather than the terrorists.
Umberto Gui
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Umberto Gui
Suchetha wrote:
>
> Umberto Gui wrote:
> >
> --------8<----SNIP---->8--------
> >
> > I must try it when I go there next time. Please give me detailed
> > directions, as I have problems finding my way around in SL. I have lived
> > in the UK, longer than in SL.
>
> to get to the delkanda pola take the Hight level Road thru nugegoda
> towards maharagama
> pass thru the Gam Sabha junction
> (you cant miss it the road goes uphill to ur left and down hill to your
> right)
> then you will come to Delkanda, it has a bridge over a canal
> go past the bridge and the pola is on your left parking is on the right
> it is held every sunday. teh pola has two main entrances
> the first entrance you come to will have a few fishsellers on the left
> (the third one in is run by an old woman and has some GREAT crabs fresh
> as can be) the wild boar is sold by a guy on your right (he usually
> shouts "Wall oora, baddey ekaa" - "wild boar, from the jungle" for those
> who don't understand)
>
> go early the wild boar sells fast, also take someone who understands
> sinhala and can speak it well. if you are a novice at this game you will
> get gypped
>
> wild boar is not illegal it is even sold in the Keels supermarket
> however venison is illegal
> the best place i have seen is in Tissa
> as you come into thissa you see the clock tower turn left here and you
> will come to a line of small boutiques if i remember right the middle
> one usually carries venison ( i know its real venison cos the guy
> usually has the tail of the animal next to it as a sign of authenticity
> and one tiem we dug out a huge pellet of lead that had been fired from
> the galkattas that killed the deer)
>
> SOMETIMES (and i stress the sometimes) you can get venison in delkanda
> 50 yds past the bridge over the canal you will get to a fish stall, ask
> ther if they have "dada-mas" if they dont have it they may tell you
> where to get it if they think that they can trust you.
>
> i hope my directions were detailed enough
> and if any of you guys tell the cops all this i will personally hunt ur
> @$$e$ down
> 8-)
>
> > >
> > > for any who are interested i have also eaten thalagoya (iguana?),
> > > porcupine and gerandiya.
> > >
> > > suchetha
> > > --
> >
>
> gerandiya is dry and has a very bland flavour
> porcupine is quite different from any thing
> i can't remeber what thalagoya tastes like cos quite frankly i swore up
> and down i would have to be dead drunk to try it (this was the first
> "different" food i ate)
>
> > I like mussle. The Italians do a good job of it, with wine and Cream.
> >
> > Somthing else I like is Malaysian food. The satays are lovely. Another
> > favourite of mine is the chinese crispy duck in pancake, chillie oil and
> > plum sauce. I just have half a duck, as a whole meal.
> >
> > yum yum
> >
> > Umberto Gui
> >
> > 1
> i am living with two malaysian guys and an american
> so far we have the american speaking (or trying to speak) sinhala and
> malay, wearing a sarong and eating food that would have given him
> heartburn to look at a few years ago
>
> come on you jaffna guys
> you must have good memories of sri lanka too somewhere
> my parents keep telling me that pasikuda was a very beautiful place
> so tell us men
> fan
>
> suchetha
> --
> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
>
> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
I remember going to Jaffna as a child. We stayed at the salt Corporation
bungalow in Elephant pass. There was no army then. We travelled all over
Jaffna and the islands. Went to keerimalai, to the cement factory, to
some place with a bottomless well and to a place where some christian
brothers were making vine.
I remember taking a long reel of string and we lowered it into the
"bottomless" well to measure it. It was pretty deep and a big wide well.
We thought that it may have had a connection to the sea, because the
water at the bottom tasted salty. We drove along long roads with the sea
on either side and sometimes took a boat to the islands. We visited
Nagadipa buddhist temple and I remember that my father had a Tamil friend
who was the head on a big school in Jaffna. We visited him for lunch and
he accompanied us to KKS cement factory to have a look around.
One particular custom I experianced, will never leave my memory.
When visitors come for a meal, it is usual for us to leave all the food
on the table, with the plates laid out.
In the particular house we visited for lunch in Jaffna, I experianced
something I had never seen before, and I was never to see it again.
The Table was laid out, AND rice had already been served to the plates.
This was unusual. It was a lot of rice as well. So as a child, I remember
sitting in front of this huge mountain of rice, trying desparately to
figure out, how I am going to eat it all. I guessed that it might be a
touch impolite to our hosts if I was to ask all this rice to be removed.
So I sat there quietly and ate it all with great difficulty and
desparation.
I travelled all over Sri lanka as a child, with my parents. I remember
going to Kalkudah and PasiKudah in the eastern coast and hanging on my
fathers back as he walked into the sea. The water reached my fathers
chest and we had walked quite a bit into the sea.
I also remember quite a frightening experiance, when we were driving in
the night in that area, and we took a particular road and we suddenly
discovered that the road had disappeared into the sea. I remember lots of
little ferries we had to take when travelling from Trinco to Batticaloa.
I am very fortunate to have travelled all over as a child and seen Sri
Lanka when it was so innocent and unspoilt. At that time most of the
roads were single lane and it took a whole day to go to Katharagama. We
drove through thick jungle and often saw elephants crossing the roads.
Now, you can go to Katharagama in a few hours and all the jungle has
gone. The roads are lined with houses. But I noticed somthing very
encouraging. As a child almost all the houses that I saw along the roads
were built of mud and thatch. Now these are rear, as most along the road
were brick built with tile.
Umberto Gui
1
Umberto Gui
Charlie, The Clown wrote:
>
> Suchetha wrote:
> > come on you jaffna guys
> > you must have good memories of sri lanka too somewhere
> > my parents keep telling me that pasikuda was a very beautiful place
> > so tell us men
> >
> I'll tell you.
> To my memory, Pasikuda is not in jaffna.
> Charlie
If I was asked to compare the people in the South with those of the
North, this is how I will discribe them.
The Ones in the South are a jolly bunch.
The Ones in the North are stuck up, and permanently in a state of
constipation.
I remember stopping by the road side on the way to Katharagama, near a
vege stall. We got down from the car and started chatting to the people.
They were very poor.
But they invited us to their little mud house and we went in. They did
not have chairs, so they ran to nearby houses and borrowed some chairs
and brought them and asked us to sit down. They offerred us tea. They had
no milk, nor any sugar. But they offered us with pride what little they
had. We sat and talked for hours, some of the neighbours also joined in.
One of the Children were blind from birth and he could sing very well.
He sang for us. It was a song about "Madduma bandara", Kappetipola's son.
They were so hospitable, that they were even plucking fruits from trees
in the garden and offering it to us.
In the south society was so free and fluid, while in the North, the
people were almost strapped down and constipated with the rigid caste
structure.
Umberto Gui
Umberto Gui
Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe wrote:
>
> Heres a recipe from my wife for scallops or mussels. Its the same as for
> kingfish curry (suduwata). Its gives a richer taste than the french
> style cooked in cream, milk, saffron and wine and easier to make as the
> coconut milk does not curdle.
>
> If you are cooking mussels you need to boil them for some time
> until the shells open out. Can cook with the shells or scoop out
> the meat and cook it.
>
> Ingredients
>
> 1Lb Scallops or Mussels
> 2 cups coconut milk
> 1 onion
> 2tablsp mustard
> 1tspn turmeric
> 1 tsp garlic
> to taste salt
> 1 tblspn lime juice
>
> Method
>
> Wash the fish and cut steaks into cubes. Add water, onions, salt garlic,
> mustard and fish cook for 15 minutes. Add coconut milk allow to stand for
> 1 minute.
> Additionally for better flavor You can temper the mixture, i.e heat a little
> oil, add some or all of the following, a piece of onion, mustard seed,
> curry leaf, a dried red pepper. Leave until the mustard seeds pop. Add the
> fish (scallops whatever or even a mix of scallop/fish/mussels) and take off
> the fire. Finally add the lime juice.
>
> Thanks to my wife Chandra for above.
>
> barr
>
> ____________________________________________________________________
> | Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe | sbar...@ic.sunysb.edu |
> | Marine Sciences Research Center | ba...@kafula.msrc.sunysb.edu |
> | State University of New York | |
> | Stony Brook, NY 11794-5000 | |
> |___________________________________________________________________ |
> | http://pro.msrc.sunysb.edu/~sbarrkum/barr.html |
> |___________________________________________________________________ |
Thanks.
I will try it out.
Umberto Gui
1
linus
Suchetha wrote:
>
> Sereno A. Barr-Kumarakulasinghe wrote:
> >
> --------8<----SNIP---->8-------
> >
> > a small mussel/crab like thing that runs in the sand. Its
> > called "matti". Boiled, initially and then slightly tempered
> > with green and red peppers its great with "ra" which is readily
> > "available" in Maggona. The law in SL is prohibits the sale
> > of toody by a place other than a tavern. Translates "that individuals
> > having trees cant sell toddy". To buy fresh toddy you have to
> > know somebody or to know how to look for the illegal places that sell it.
>
> (kakkutta is a small kind of crab that runs on the beach)
> go at night with an idala (ekel broom) and a torch
> hit the bugger with the light and when he freezes for a split second hit
> him with the idala
> the idala kills him without smashing him (or at least knocks him out for
> long enough to eat him)
> get abouyt 3-4 dozen of them and the go home wash em and crush up some
> rock salt green chillie, and onions together (like a green lunumiris but
> a lot coarser) and eat em raw with it
> you can peel off the top shell but thats about all you can do without
> tweezers and a microscope
> goes great with Mendis
>
> > Jaffna for Thal ra, and Wadduwa to Alutgama for coconut toddy.
>
> damnation it was good) but you can also get some good ra in gandara
> where my family comes from
>
> > > > sambal, venison curry and a couple of pots of number one pol ra. sitting
> > > > on the beach below the ramparts (there is a great place for bathing
> >
> > Which part of the Ramparts, near the well (the one you have to
> > climb rocks) or the places near the lighthouse which have steps to the
> > beach. When we were kids we used to sent to Galle for the holidays
> > and you could walk onto the reef in the morning (low tide) without getting
> > your shorts wet. Could literally catch colored fish with you hands. And
> > the varietys of coral.
> > 10 years later, the fish were gone as were the corals. Its still
> > nice for someone who did not know the original unspoiled splendor.
>
> sri lanka is still one of the most beautiful places in the world and i
> would never live anywhere else
>
> we went bathing near the light house
> there are some steps down to a reefy bit of beach
> nice for bathing and if you go out a bit you can skirt the base of the
> fort to find a small strip of beach the is unapproachable from anywhere
> else (this is only during the low tide of course) a great place to relax
> and make out with no disturbances
>
> >
> > have to go to Unawatuna normally to buy the stuff. Even there
> > they mix the stuff with something they call "hadana ra" which
> > is essentially water and sugar fermented with toddy dregs "ra mandi".
> >
> > barr
>
> --
> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
>
> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
I remember Galle when the present fishery habour was just miles and
miles of white sand (the area is called Magalla). Infact I remembr the
habour being built. My grandmother's house was accros from the beach on
the land side of Galle-Matara road. My cousins had a house near
Gangaramaya temple. We played cricket so many times on that beach.
And I still remember my Grandmother's Ambulthial from Balaya fish,
pol-sambol so hot that we called it dinamite and red rice.
God, to dream of the past .......
P.K.De Silva
You can say what you like, but my favourite is, was, and always will be
Srilankan Chicken curry, the way my mother makes it. I have never eaten
anything which tastes better. Damn Im hungry..... Sometimes I hate being
in college... :(
Kap.
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P.K.De Silva
On 30 Apr 1997, it was written:
> Why you picks on my frend Rajah S. Rajah? He inteljunt and logic man.
> He and Abe Singum simple peopals tries to argue for Tamul rights. They
> alway polite and gives lot info. You and Nanthi (Chandi's son?) alway
> confrontashun and nusty! Why no be polites? By way, my hindoo joke
> only apply for India hindoo, not Sirlanka hindoo!
>
> Areem Khan
>
How do the Indian hindus differ from the Sri-Lankan?
By the way, if you feel picked on by people in this NG about your jokes,
the last time I told a joke like that, I got greeted by a chorus of groans
and a couple of kicks in the shin! Everyones a bloody critic! Keep up the
humor but learn to spell!
Suchetha
P.K.De Silva wrote:
>
> You can say what you like, but my favourite is, was, and always will be
> Srilankan Chicken curry, the way my mother makes it. I have never eaten
> anything which tastes better. Damn Im hungry..... Sometimes I hate being
> in college... :(
>
>
> Talk, not shout. And more people will listen.
>
i remember ur mothers chicken curry and you're right it was good
(hell it has to be for me to remember it after all these years)
i miss my mum's cooking too
my cousin in the UK has a good deal with my mum
when my sister comes from SL she takes her a "bath mula" fro my mum
considering that it take s about 8 hours to get from my mum's house to
my cousins house its in pretty good shape
i still miss my mum's cooking tho and i am learning to cook the hard way
college can be hard and i can endure most anything but without my
mother's cooking it seems almost unbearable
Suchetha
there have been many changes in sri lanka and much of it has been for
the better
the country has developed in many ways and life HAS become better for
the most part
i know somebody is going to get political on me and say that this has
only been for the Sinhalese etc etc
but i really dont think
so
i agree that the politics ofthe country have been directed by the
sinhalese
and if it wasn;t for some shortsightedness by some stupid politicians
things would be much much better
i remember going thrupogh the jungle to katharagama (it was a long time
ago in the early 80's
now the roads are tarred and it is a pleasure to drive there
the peopel of the South ("dakuney kattiya") have always been friendly
it is strange that once you cross the benthara ganga the people become
very friendly and helpful (despite claims that the people from across
the benthara river are frauds, crooks cheats etc etc)
anyway my parents still talk about how it was possible to walk for a
mile out to sea in pasikudah and not get in over your head
i would love to see it
an uncle of mine brought a Merc Benz overland from Germany in the 60's
(right hand drive of course) and brought it to jaffna by one of those
small ferries
unfortunately within sight of jaffna the ferry sank in about 10 feet of
water
determined that the car he bought would NOT be left for the fish he came
back with boats and men and brought the car to shore
it is a testament to the quality oif the car that after a little work
the car was back in working order and is still running
as they say a more innocent time
my friends and i have to look elsewhere for kicks
like hunting in Yala (but that is another story)
Suchetha
linus wrote:
>
--------8<----SNIP---->8-------
>
> I remember Galle when the present fishery habour was just miles and
> miles of white sand (the area is called Magalla). Infact I remembr the
> habour being built. My grandmother's house was accros from the beach on
> the land side of Galle-Matara road. My cousins had a house near
> Gangaramaya temple. We played cricket so many times on that beach.
> And I still remember my Grandmother's Ambulthial from Balaya fish,
> pol-sambol so hot that we called it dinamite and red rice.
>
> God, to dream of the past .......
ammo
bala maalu ambul thiyal definitely HAS to be some of the best food this
side of the grave
my mother makes it so that the fish is almost dry on the outside and is
still moist on the inside which lasts for ages
(this is only for export, when she cooks for us at home it is nice and
moist)
i have been known to sit in front of the dish and eat just the fish
is it just my imagination or do the downsouthers have better food than
the rest of SL?
and dynamite is good too
polsambol has to be hot
and katta sambol has to be hotter
and seeni sambol if it isdone right should be hot and sweet on the
tongue and fiery hot everywhere else
feedme.org/anti-spam.html
> HOW! Oh! great father.
>
> Me be mucho polite to hindooooo brothers, for we too are hindoooooo in
> many ways.
>
> But plaise, not do ask me to be polit to slipper sakkili liberators.
> For they are much shit and me piss on them big heap.
>
> Peace.
>
> Umberto Gui
> BIG chief Shitting BULL.
Thats it! I cants takes it no more! You gives me no choys but to
fones my good frend Tonee Blur! He fix you!
Angel Santiago,Baltimore USA
Those who are from or have been to Jaffna know that there are temples in
every lane in the peninsula. They may be big or very small, but
people maintained them. In christian and catholic regions we had churches.
They also were properly attended and maintained. indu festivals in
Jaffna were well attended. People in the area were temple is situated
avoided non-veg food in the festival season.
When Tamil people went through a lot, in the hands of various armed groups
(all Tamil groups, including LTTE, IPKF, Sri Lankan forces), II used to
question the 'power' of God. People were asked to go to temples during
the attacks and the temples were bombed. I was questioning if God gave
Tamil people up. Then I had another question. If Tamil people are cursed,
and that was the reason why God let them go through hell, why did God
let the attackers get away, I wondered. Temples and churches were completely
bulldozed in Valikamam attack by the moving Sri Lankan forces.
To irritate the Tamil people, Umberto like heartless guys suggested
that God is mad at Tamil people. Not long ago, 139 people, including
2 Sri Lankans were burnt down and thousands were injured in a fire
at Mecca. Few weeks ago fire and floods forced more than 50,000
people from Grand Forks, North Dakota in USA. If you are not aware
of the Americal set-up, North Dakota is one of the most religious
states in USA. If I remember right, there are 146 churches are listed in
the Yello Pages on Grand Forks (and only 3 psychiatrics).
Although it is very obvious that Umberto has no guts to call anything
against Muslims (is he willing to bet his head on it?) or against
his Aryan North Dakota residents, t woild be nice if he stops
pointing at God for all those. After all his father was a convert,
only for an educational benifit, and a reconvert for employment
and other benifit. He gives no consideration for the suffering
people. One shouldn't expect much from him anyway. However, after
all those incidents which challenge the existance of God, I pray
for comfort for the suffering people and some kind of pardon
for the faithless people like Umberto.
May peace prevail!!
Angel
Shehantha Piyasena
Umberto Gui wrote:
>
> Umberto Gui
> BIG chief Shitting BULL.
>
> 1
switch the last two words and your titles spot on.
Shehantha
Vendan Muruganandan
first of all not all temples in jaffna are built in prescription to the
saiva-agamas.. so not all temples are equal... this is important when
differentiating between temples. the highest class of temples are built
with rules of the Agamas. Hindus know that. these temples are officiated
by kurukkals or higher ranking brahmins only.
secondly, more than the SL army, the portugese destroyed more temples.
even teh madhu church was built on a temple. If a god of one religion
wants our temples, whats wrong in atheist budhhists doing bo,bing temples.
furthermore, atleast the temples in sinhala areas are safe.
the protugese and dutch attrocities are comparable to the sinhala ones..
but tamil people converted and supported the portugese and dutch.
Angel Santiago,Baltimore USA (ansa...@mail.freenet.hut.fi) wrote:
: Those who are from or have been to Jaffna know that there are temples in
: May peace prevail!!
: Angel
good points.. i asked these same questions some time back.. read the
saiva-sidhdhantha.. its all karma.. a mans previous lives also dictate
what happens to him in this lifetime. if we live a good lifestyle in this
life.. maybe our next lifetime will be better. The tamil peoples sins are
legendary. we even destroyed Indonesian, s.e.asian towns.
we destroyed anuradhapura, polonoruwa etc. its just that our karma caught
up with us. But believe me Lord Shiva never forsakes the tamils. Sooner or
later, we`ll turn the tables and the sinhalese will pay for their karma.
-Vendan
p.s, ELLAM SIVA MAYAM. so dont worry brother.. the lord is waiting to
redeem us.
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In article <336BC0...@dial.pipex.com>,
Umberto Gui <nm...@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>
>Umberto Gui
>heap BIG chief Shitting BULL.
>
Wees all nows you is shitting bull. You is always shitting bull. I
veel have no choiz but to call my good friend and Roynald Raygunn. He vil
fix you.
BIG Chief Hopping Mad.
Umberto Gui
You are a bit slow. Why do you think I put it there in the first place?
Were you educated in Jaffna as well.?
Umberto Gui
1
Umberto Gui
feedme.org/anti-spam.html wrote:
>
> > HOW! Oh! great father.
> >
> > Me be mucho polite to hindooooo brothers, for we too are hindoooooo in
> > many ways.
> >
> > But plaise, not do ask me to be polit to slipper sakkili liberators.
> > For they are much shit and me piss on them big heap.
> >
> > Peace.
> >
> > Umberto Gui
> > BIG chief Shitting BULL.
>
> Thats it! I cants takes it no more! You gives me no choys but to
> fones my good frend Tonee Blur! He fix you!
>
> Areem Khan
>
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HOW
you say Tonee Blur?
I chow wow with his big pal Big Chief Jon Majjor. Him now fold his tent
and go up big mountain making way for Chief Tonee Blur put up his tent.
Me not like chief Tonee Blur. Him look too sliemee character to mee.
Wait and see.
Chief Jon Majjor sending much smokey signals from mountain top.
He say gods piss on monkeys and drop mucho heap big shit on them from big
height.
Umberto Gui
heap BIG chief Shitting BULL.
1
Umberto Gui
Suchetha wrote:
>
> linus wrote:
> >
> --------8<----SNIP---->8-------
> >
> > I remember Galle when the present fishery habour was just miles and
> > miles of white sand (the area is called Magalla). Infact I remembr the
> > habour being built. My grandmother's house was accros from the beach on
> > the land side of Galle-Matara road. My cousins had a house near
> > Gangaramaya temple. We played cricket so many times on that beach.
> > And I still remember my Grandmother's Ambulthial from Balaya fish,
> > pol-sambol so hot that we called it dinamite and red rice.
> >
> > God, to dream of the past .......
>
> ammo
> bala maalu ambul thiyal definitely HAS to be some of the best food this
> side of the grave
>
> my mother makes it so that the fish is almost dry on the outside and is
> still moist on the inside which lasts for ages
> (this is only for export, when she cooks for us at home it is nice and
> moist)
>
> i have been known to sit in front of the dish and eat just the fish
>
> is it just my imagination or do the downsouthers have better food than
> the rest of SL?
>
> and dynamite is good too
> polsambol has to be hot
> and katta sambol has to be hotter
> and seeni sambol if it isdone right should be hot and sweet on the
> tongue and fiery hot everywhere else
>
> suchetha
> --
> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
>
> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
Do you realise that over a hundred years back, we had not even seen
chillies. The British brought chillies to the East together with the tea
and rubber trees from South America.
Now we can't do without it.
Umberto Gui
1
Umberto Gui
> suchetha
> --
> Suchetha Wijenayake's WebSite From Hell at
> http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/7666/
>
> alt.tinygirls on the WWW at
> http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/marina/6890/
A salty Merc?
Umberto Gui
1
Shehantha Piyasena
Robin Hood wrote:
> On Sat, 03 May 1997 18:12:02 -0700, Umberto Gui
> <nm...@dial.pipex.com>
> Sometimes I think Umberto Gui should just drop the pretense and bolt
> a
> take-a-number reel on his butt for the rest of usenet's gay
> population's convienince.
>
> Robin Hood
So What's your number?
Shehantha
Robin Hood
>A salty Merc?
>
>Umberto Gui
For the sake of our readers, the following should help explain why
Umberto Gui here yelps "false propaganda" on a constant basis:
1) Umberto Gui has no life. Therefore, thanks to the modern age in
which we live, he gets to make one up with his computer, a C-64 with a
2400 baudmodem, 512K expansion cartridge in the back, and a 25" used
B&W TV as amonitor.
2) In this quest to make one up, and in his quest to eradicate his
overwhelming self-esteem troubles, he wants to be net.god, lord of
Soc.culture.sri-lanka usenet, and thinks he can make the rules up in
his quest to do so.
3) to facilitate this, there are macros set up on his keyboard which
automatically print "cocksucker", "coolie", "apologize" , "coward","
bathroom slippers". The fifth macro is a form letter to an ISP's abuse
dep't, fill-in-the-blankstyle, and uses the first three macros to
complete it.
4) anyone who dares to hold an opinion different from Umberto Gui's
become the targets of opprotunity for his macro-machine. One can
almost hear him howl in glee in that London doublewide rented trailer
as he applies his, to him, 'dreaded' macros to those who rebuke him.
Too bad the poor bastard can't fuck around with women and leave the
readers of this NG alone,.as he has only one testicle and a short
penis
Robin Hood
On Sun, 04 May 1997 02:51:08 +0100, Shehantha Piyasena
<sr...@cam.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>Robin Hood wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 03 May 1997 18:12:02 -0700, Umberto Gui
>> <nm...@dial.pipex.com>
>> Sometimes I think Umberto Gui should just drop the pretense and bolt
>> a
>> take-a-number reel on his butt for the rest of usenet's gay
>> population's convienince.
>>
>> Robin Hood
>
>So What's your number?
>
>Shehantha
>
Well to tell you the truth I'm not really interested in screwing a
filthy monkey like umberto who walks around in bath-rooom slippers.
You seem like a guy who will be interested.. So go right ahead grab a
number and wail your turn then give him the business. send it right up
his anus.
By the way you are not trying to fuck with me are you?
Shehantha Piyasena
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Robin Hood wrote:
What do you think?
Shehantha
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Robin Hood wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>On Sun, 04 May 1997 02:51:08 +0100, Shehantha Piyasena
<BR><sr...@cam.ac.uk> wrote:
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<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>>Robin Hood wrote:</I>
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<BR><I>>> On Sat, 03 May 1997 18:12:02 -0700, Umberto Gui</I>
<BR><I>>> <nm...@dial.pipex.com></I>
<BR><I>>> Sometimes I think Umberto Gui should just drop the pretense and bolt</I>
<BR><I>>> a</I>
<BR><I>>> take-a-number reel on his butt for the rest of usenet's gay</I>
<BR><I>>> population's convienince.</I>
<BR><I>>></I>
<BR><I>>> Robin Hood</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>>So What's your number?</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR><I>>Shehantha</I>
<BR><I>></I>
<BR>
<BR>Well to tell you the truth I'm not really interested in screwing a
<BR>filthy monkey like umberto who walks around in bath-rooom slippers.
<BR>You seem like a guy who will be interested.. So go right ahead grab a
<BR>number and wail your turn then give him the business. send it right up
<BR>his anus.
<BR>By the way you are not trying to fuck with me are you?
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What do you think?
<BR>
<BR>Shehantha
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Umberto Gui
Robin Hood wrote:
>
> On Sun, 04 May 1997 02:51:08 +0100, Shehantha Piyasena
> <sr...@cam.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> >
> >Robin Hood wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 03 May 1997 18:12:02 -0700, Umberto Gui
> >> <nm...@dial.pipex.com>
> >> Sometimes I think Umberto Gui should just drop the pretense and bolt
> >> a
> >> take-a-number reel on his butt for the rest of usenet's gay
> >> population's convienince.
> >>
> >> Robin Hood
> >
> >So What's your number?
> >
> >Shehantha
> >
>
> Well to tell you the truth I'm not really interested in screwing a
> filthy monkey like umberto who walks around in bath-rooom slippers.
> You seem like a guy who will be interested.. So go right ahead grab a
> number and wail your turn then give him the business. send it right up
> his anus.
> By the way you are not trying to fuck with me are you?
Umberto does not wear bathroom slippers. He wears slippers made up from
Tamil skins of the bathroomslipper gang. Remember the famous speech by
Mrs Amirthalingam about shoes with Sinhala skins.?
he he he he he he
You will be re-paid with compound interest.
Umberto Gui
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