Homsi Jokes?
BMW 0060
Hey guy's does anyone has any new good Homsi jokes, I would really
appreciate it.
Thanks,
BMW
Ali
Just for you Mr. Douba ;)
Once upon a time, a Homsi was roaming the desert when he fell upon a
magic lamp. And like everybody does with a magic lamp, he rubbed it,
and lo and behold, a genie comes out. The genie tells the homsi, "I'll
grant you one wish, whatever you want." The Homsi thinks and thinks for
a few hours, then he says, "I want you to send me to the moon by the
sea!!" The genie explains that this is impossible, but the homsi, being
the smartass he is, insists.
Finally, the genie says to himself, "heck, I'll just throw this idiot
into the sea and wherever he goes I don't care." So he throws him into
the sea. The homsi drifts for a few days (don't try that at home,
sharks only avoid Homsis) anyway, so he finally reaches a beach. He
looks there and finds a beautiful babe sunbathing. So, being the Homsi
he is, he keeps staring at her for half an hour (it would be different
for the Idilbee :), finally, the girl gets upset thinking that he thinks
she looks strange, so she shouts (in Arabic, can you believe it!),
"lak shibaak shibaak, ana samrah min il shams."
and the Homsi dude answers,
"woo ana Homsi min il Ard."
------The End---------
if you like it, then send me a check in the amount of $5.00 to:
Me
Share3 al Homsi, Damascus, Syria
if you don't like it, then you are either a Homsi or can't understand
Arabic ;)
Ali the UnaHomsi
BMW 0060
Yah Ali wallah it was really cool joke, and you are 3li rassi.
Please send me more jokes if you have any, and don't worry I am not Homsi,
I am Halabi.
Sincerely
BMW
Ammar A. Smender
Jiang Jian Zhong wrote:
>
> On 11 Mar 1997, BMW 0060 wrote:
>
> >
> > Hey guy's does anyone has any new good Homsi jokes, I would really
> > appreciate it.
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > BMW
> >
> >
>
hmmm, thanks for the hint pal! Actually, no one ever
considered a "civil right movement" for Homsis..(-:
And, by the way, no Homsi ever got upset because of a
homsi joke, at least none that I have heard of..
Did you hear about that Homsi who forgot his left
signal light on, and kept driving around in circles.:-)
Regards
Ammar
Jiang Jian Zhong
us...@earthlink.net
In article <333C38...@osu.edu>, saman...@osu.edu wrote:
>considered a "civil right movement" for Homsis..(-:
>
>And, by the way, no Homsi ever got upset because of a
>homsi joke, at least none that I have heard of..
>
>Did you hear about that Homsi who forgot his left
>signal light on, and kept driving around in circles.:-)
>
>Regards
>
>Ammar
i think i gotta a good for u. ( fresh from homs);
on judment day ( yom al hesaab), why do homsi pretend to be americans!
!
!
!
so god ( ye hasib) them in dollors. :-)
well, i thought it was funny.
Golani Golani
Hazem Nasereddin wrote:
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> In article <5hsm1b$j8_...@news.earthlink.net>, <us...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >
> >i think i gotta a good for u. ( fresh from homs);
> >
> >on judment day ( yom al hesaab), why do homsi pretend to be americans!
> >
>
> emphasis] :"we were only joking and playing arround." Say to them :"Was
> it Allah, his verses and his messanger that you were mocking with your
> jokes and plays?" [clearly the answer is yes, so say to them] :"make no
> execuses, you have commited Kufr after you have believed." }
>
> ignorance counts as an execuse, you didn't know but now you do.
>
> >well, i thought it was funny.
>
> --
Hazem, I totally agree with you. I appreciate your awake conscious.
--
Hamas is the dawn of our victory....
Jihad is our path to push the Zionists out of the land of Islam.
Golani M Golani
Hazem Nasereddin
In article <5hsm1b$j8_...@news.earthlink.net>, <us...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>i think i gotta a good for u. ( fresh from homs);
>
>on judment day ( yom al hesaab), why do homsi pretend to be americans!
>
>so god ( ye hasib) them in dollors. :-)
Surat Al-Tawbah 65-66 {and when you ask them, they answer [with great
emphasis] :"we were only joking and playing arround." Say to them :"Was
it Allah, his verses and his messanger that you were mocking with your
jokes and plays?" [clearly the answer is yes, so say to them] :"make no
execuses, you have commited Kufr after you have believed." }
ignorance counts as an execuse, you didn't know but now you do.
>well, i thought it was funny.
well, think again.
--
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-=<( http://www.ee.mcgill.ca/~htana )>=- | HaZeM T. NaSeRedDiN |`.
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BASIL
I don't think there is anything wrong with that joke. I thought
it was funny and harmless. On the other hand, whether is something wrong
with you, I leave that for the audience.... Most normal people would
think it was an okay joke. Anyway, the joke did not mention any verses
in the Hindu Veddas, Bible, Islamic Quran, Jewish Talmud so don't bring
religion into this it is like adding cabbage to a pancake recipe.
Bsail
Golani Golani
an opinion from a pesron who convertd himself from Muslim to Christian.
Golani M Golani
Vic...@worldnet.att.net
Please Ya Golani, do not use this weapon against this Murtad. He is the victim of love.
He met this girl in the local bar. Her name is Steve and fell in love with her. He
became a victim to her flesh. Give him time Yes'ha 3hla wa3hyoo. By the way, he is
a Catholic and don't eat meat on Friday. Brother basil, be carefull with those priest
when they place the Potato chip in your mouth. I heard those guys are naughty.
Victim9
BASIL
First of all, Homsi jokes have nothing to do with religion. A Homsi could
be a Christian, Sunni, Alawite or whatever.... Who cares what he is? A
Homsi means he comes from the city of Homs. Yes, look at the map it is
a muhafaza in Syria. Do you have to bring religion into every little
thing? il @amma. I thought it was a funny joke, but your reply to it was
even funnier and my personal religious beliefs are my concern not yours.
Futhermore, I will quote a famous Palestinian poet Mahmoud Darwish that
people respect as a nationalist "I am Arab, I am Muslim, I am Jew, I am
Christian, Persian, Greek, Roman etc....." Now, that is the open-minded
truth of our history... And no one can attack his nationalistic identity.
Basil
When I read the response to the Homsi joke, I was wondering whether to
laugh more:)
Golani Golani
Basil, This woman will destroy you and take you away from your family. I
hate this interrmiarage shit (with my respect to these who have
none-moslim wifes). I advise you to come back home..to ISLAM.. you will
remember this advice in the day after. It is a serious advice wa qad
a3thara man anthar, wal nasee7a bijamal.
Golani M Golani
BASIL
On Tue, 8 Apr 1997, Golani Golani wrote:
> BASIL wrote:
> >
>
>
> Basil, This woman will destroy you and take you away from your family. I
> hate this interrmiarage shit (with my respect to these who have
> none-moslim wifes). I advise you to come back home..to ISLAM.. you will
> remember this advice in the day after. It is a serious advice wa qad
> a3thara man anthar, wal nasee7a bijamal.
>
>
> Golani M Golani
>
>
Na@am:) I am not married. What is intermarriage:) I don't date
Canadian women:) What is home? Tell me what does a Syrian Socialist
marry only a Socialist? If he marries a Muslim is that intermarriage:)
What about if an Alawite marries a Sunni is that intermarriage:)
I am not intending to get married anytime soon and I intend to marry an
Eastern girl. Do not listen to Akhouna Victim because he called Alexandre
Khalil a Phalangist and I never knew Shia are Phalangists. Too many hours
in the liquor store Salah or Victim?
Basil
These jokes are funny:)
I like them:)
More:)
Alexandre Khalil
In article <334B4C...@worldnet.att.net>, <Vic...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>BASIL wrote:
>> Too many hours
>> in the liquor store Salah or Victim?
>>
>> Basil
>I wish I own a liqour store,
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MJay 45 wrote:
[....]
> From what I understand you can no longer see your feet.
> It must be very exciting saying, "You want that 40oz in a paper bag?"
> all day.
No, I say 22oz, they like it better. We use plastic bags now, when the last time you
bought anything with cash beside your free chew. I understand your belly is covering
your pee pee. Are you planing double retirment, one from the police department, the
other from your boy friend. Shame on you. Drop by my liquor store, I have something good
for you my Lad.
Victim9
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Nabulsi
Your pants are down.
alex
BASIL
You guys are both clows Salah and Golani.
I am not married first of all and I have never been to a gay bar.
Since you thought of it, you probably went to one:)
I love these jokes... You are sa7i7 Homsi (no offense to Homsis::)
because there are good Homsis and bad ones:)
Basil
Vic...@worldnet.att.net
BASIL wrote:
>
> On Tue, 8 Apr 1997, Golani Golani wrote:
>
> > BASIL wrote:
> > >
> >
> >
> > Basil, This woman will destroy you and take you away from your family. I
> > hate this interrmiarage shit (with my respect to these who have
> > none-moslim wifes). I advise you to come back home..to ISLAM.. you will
> > remember this advice in the day after. It is a serious advice wa qad
> > a3thara man anthar, wal nasee7a bijamal.
> >
> >
> > Golani M Golani
> >
> >
> Na@am:) I am not married. What is intermarriage:) I don't date
> Canadian women:) What is home? Tell me what does a Syrian Socialist
> marry only a Socialist? If he marries a Muslim is that intermarriage:)
> What about if an Alawite marries a Sunni is that intermarriage:)
> I am not intending to get married anytime soon and I intend to marry an
> Eastern girl. Do not listen to Akhouna Victim because he called Alexandre
> in the liquor store Salah or Victim?
>
> Basil
>
> I like them:)
>
> More:)
I wish I own a liqour store, all the Arabs who own liqour store became rich in 2-3
years. To my understanding they clear about 120,000.00 a year. It is a lot better than
being in your position. Going around gay bars is not exactly an Islamic ideal. I do
though sell computers if you need a system let me know Ya habibi. I thought the word
Habibi give you a little pleasure and Mellow down your atheist soul Ya Murtad. By the
way, who is this Salah? is he an Moslem or is he related to you.
Victim9
Golani Golani
Salah jaafar (hantar) is/was a good Arab/Muslim patriot who I always
liked and respect. He disapeared from the net and I miss him. His
Arabic is a little broken but he is an Arab, deep in his soul more than
many self-claimed Arabs who speak perfect Arabic like the late French
puppy M Haddad, R tourky (a communist citizen of the Zionist state) and
their likewise. Do not get offended by calling you Salah.
salh, if you read this, email me at once.
--
Golani M Golani
Vic...@worldnet.att.net
Here is your homepage or URL. They are Manayek Arabya Za'yak Ya Murtad fee deen wal
eeman.
Victim9
http://www.glas.org
Vic...@worldnet.att.net
Alexandre Khalil wrote:
>
> In article <334B4C...@worldnet.att.net>, <Vic...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >BASIL wrote:
>
> >> in the liquor store Salah or Victim?
> >>
> >> Basil
>
>
Here we go again, the defender of the Phalangist rise again. Who is Nabulsi, is this the
same city in the West Bank. I got an Email today and someone called me Golani. Why when
an Arab patriots speak up, the zionist sympathizer rise as Alex Khalil go certain
extreme to defend the actions of criminals in the occupied land of Palestine. I do not
need to defend my identity. But if I proof you wrong, would you give the victims of
Zionist crime 1000.00 dollars, in return I will post my name and address on the
condition that your money been received.
Victim9
Golani Golani
I am a victim like brother, nabulsi was a good man, salah too. Do not
grt surprised if someone calls you Golani..fine with me. We all victims.