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A parable on prostitution, photographs … and plants
by Aubrey Matshiqi, 22 April 2013, 06:06
I WAS like a child in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Space allowing, I would
be treating you to a gluttonous feast of political stories because last week
was a great political week. Like I said, space is an issue. I will, therefore,
limit myself to the sex industry, photography and spinach.
At the bargaining conference of the National Union of Metalworkers of South
Africa (Numsa), people made unsavoury statements about the late former British
prime minister Margaret Thatcher. But it is references to her as a prostitute
that upset Numsa second deputy president Christine Olivier.
"It is an insult to sex workers. Using the word prostitute as a term of abuse
is deeply offensive to sex workers, whose interests Numsa took an interest in
arguing for," said Olivier.
According to the deputy of my spy, Sore Throat, there were many worried looks
in the conference room at this point in Olivier’s intervention.
Undercover Sister, who went to the conference disguised as a delegate of the
sex industry, reported to Sore Throat, who then reported to me, that some
delegates were not sure whether, in saying that Numsa had taken up the cause
of sex workers, Olivier was referring to some leaders of the tripartite
alliance.
According to Undercover Sister, there was a collective sigh of relief when
Olivier said: "It (calling Thatcher a prostitute) implies that they (sex
workers) are collectively at par with the reactionary Thatcher rather than
members of the working class." Some people in northern England still don’t
know whether to agree with Olivier or not. What is clear, though, is the fact
that the delegates were unanimous in their belief that it was improper to
speak ill of the living.
Finally, the reinvention of Nelson Mandela. There was a time when my parents
were not sure whether I would marry a woman or man because of my love for the
pictures of the revolutionary hunk Che Guevara. My favourites, by the way, are
black and white photos such as those of Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison of The
Doors looking holy after taking spiritually uplifting substances.
But pictures, as we saw last week, can inflame political passions. A
revolutionary movement that, for a long time, had one member in the apartheid
Parliament, has been using visual aids to remind South Africans of its
struggle credentials.
The Democratic Alliance (DA) last week published a poster of liberal icon
Helen Suzman and Mandela looking very satisfied with their joint achievements
on the nonracial front. As there is now some doubt about whether South Africa
belongs to all who live in it, the DA is using the poster to convince voters
who are guilty of reverse racism that Mandela belongs to all who live in it.
Some DA members have been trying to convince me that the poster of Mandela and
Suzman was removed by Pan Africanists from the Freedom Charter. What the DA
must remember is that photos can lie.
And then, there was Zwelinzima Vavi. According to Undercover Sister, those
delegates at the Numsa conference who think that Vavi’s mission in life is to
be a turncoat, were quite impressed by the use of the word "prostitute" as an
example of revolutionary lingo. Until it became obvious that the word had been
used in reference to UK politics, these delegates thought it was being used to
insult people who are opposed to the National Development Plan and the outcome
of the leadership battle in Polokwane.
Vavi did not disappoint. He threatened to withdraw the electoral support of
the working class from the African National Congress (ANC) if the ruling party
did not stop cheating with capital. For Vavi, the refusal to ban labour
brokers is evidence that the ANC is cheating on the working class.
As usual, he saved the best for last. Commenting about the eating habits of
the ruling party, he said that the Congress of South African Trade Unions
(Cosatu) would be seen as "a Popeye" by its members if it called on workers to
continue voting for the ANC despite its class infidelity. Obviously, the ANC
is Popeye and Cosatu is the spinach.
• Matshiqi is a research fellow at the Helen Suzman Foundation.
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