Why amateurs ?
DON'T ASK!! He is now about to tell you about ......."the time he
surfed down Mount Everest ....on a MOUSE MAT!!!!" Bah! Wimp! :-)
Helmets.
--
"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall
That too. But I was meaning in comparison to my recent 1200 mile voyage
across the Tasman.
You are joking of course ?
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No, no.
Both Adam and his raft have many a mile on them..............
If I can get enough sponsership the next one I'm planning is from Cairns to
Bali.
Once I get round Cape York there's a 15 knot current through the Torres
Straits nearly all the way.
You'll need a helmet then.
Sheepees could ztand behint & cheer?????
That would be great.
I'm going to need a few sacrifici......er..... I mean volunteer sheepees to
.......er...... distract the sharks too.
The departure date will need to be around mid November to catch the East
Australian Current inside the reef plus the prevailing south-easterlies in
order to link to the Torres Current at the Thursday Island group. Anyone in
your flock available at that time of year?
chure, bud ony hon Tewzdiyz;Turzdiyz iss ve kniddink clawss. Ve brink
hextry voolees, geddink dem cawt hin sharkey teet, muffle dey
barkink...
>> ***********
>> No, no.
>> Both Adam and his raft have many a mile on them..............
>
> If I can get enough sponsership the next one I'm planning is from Cairns
> to Bali.
> Once I get round Cape York there's a 15 knot current through the Torres
> Straits nearly all the way.
I would send money but I do not wish to contribute to your
demise...............
You're all heart Conway - I've always maintained that.
Oh dear. What a shame. I've checked my diary and there IS a Tuesday Island
and a Friday Island and even an Easter Island but I'm afraid they aren't
exactly on my planned route.
>Ve brink
> hextry voolees, geddink dem cawt hin sharkey teet, muffle dey
> barkink...
Er.. perhaps I didn't make myself clear. These aren't exactly 'basking'
sharks - they're 'Great Whites'. You'll take to them like a sheep to water
I'm sure. There is a local one-armed, one-legged chap who hops about
organising 'Swim with the Sharks' trips on his boat for a truly bargain
fee - another genuine Australian adrenaline sport not to be missed.
Not sure if you'll need your fleeces - or even your woolies - as the
temperature never drops below about 22 C except in the drive-in bottle shops
which, unsurprisingly, is where the locals spend most of their time and
money.
A word to the less than wise here--
Sailing, sailing over the bounding main
Many a stormy wind shall blow, ere we are home again.
(A somewhat loose translation from the original English)
No brains though.
I've always maintained that too.
Just wanted to be sure that we were on the same page.
It's also a well-known Hamburg sailing song, but I can't remember the
title!
******
I did well to remember the one verse.........
Should my IQ drop too low, I can always move to the North.
Or Oz..............
mmmm-ow bowt Xmas Island, yu got vun dem en route? Ve iss lykink Xmas
giftz...
vell, zilly, dat iss ve poynt...ve takkink hoff vooleess, feeddink dem
to sharkees-, keepink dem kwiet; den ve danze nekkid on raft, keepink
YU kwiet;hin fact, zbeechless, ve iss bettink... [FYI, sheepees iss
NODT carink if sharkees iss PC!]
It won't make you any smarter. The damage has been done.
That wasn't quite what I was thinking.
It's that dumb asses are less noticeable in the Nawf, there being so many of
you already in residence.
Yes but don't forget, you'll have to take your own *grits*.
cheers....Jeff
What do you think made his IQ drop in the first place?
The mind positively boggles at the visualisation.
--
Saint Séimà mac Liam
Carriagemaker to the court of Queen Maeve
Prophet of The Great Tagger
Canonized December '99
Never the less...
> It's that dumb asses are less noticeable in the Nawf, there being so many of
> you already in residence.
You've been hanging around in South Boston too much.
Yes indeedy, and by comparison, it takes a bright man to go through the
Scottish Highlands, whizzing away on all the heather thereabouts, while the
Scots shake their heads and take pictures of yet another Looney Yank loose
in their beloved homeland.
It would be my teeth gritting where I required by circumstances to move up
there.
Fine people in South Boston.
Happily (for me), many of my cousins dwell there.
Salt of the earth and all.
And bright enough to steal all Boston from the Brahmins.
You don't need brains to breed.
>> Fine people in South Boston.
>> Happily (for me), many of my cousins dwell there.
>> Salt of the earth and all.
>> And bright enough to steal all Boston from the Brahmins.
>
> You don't need brains to breed.
But you do need balls, yankee.
(Sadly for you)
Perspicacious debate continues to flourish!
He's a yankee.
One doesn't reason with yankees.
One takes a stick and beats them on the head until they go away.
Except for the ones with Celtic background, whom no amount of head-
pounding will daunt in the slightest.... AND, they bite...
Celts tend to be a stubborn lot.
Must come from all those thousands of years being driven about Europe by the
Germanic peoples.
Absolutely, it worked with Sherman.
Mind you, he took his own sweet time doing it and even then, he left a
god-awful mess.
cheers....Jeff
Or vice versa. Tho I am inclined to think is just natural
contrariness...
Well, Sherman was an exception.
He had this idea of buying beach front property in Georgia and thought to
rid the area of Rebels before buying and settling in.
True.
Tell a bunch of Celts to go left and they'll all turn to the right.
Even if it means going off a cliff...........
And you'll notice they survived him....
And so they did but it weren't easy.
You dont have to outrun all the posses'-just the one that's chasing YOU
As well as the one that is lying in wait just down the trail........
Ahh, that is where our traditional duplicity comes in, we take a
different trail...
>>
>> You dont have to outrun all the posses'-just the one that's chasing YOU
>
>As well as the one that is lying in wait just down the trail........
There were two pals walking through the veldt in Africa when a lion started
showing an interest. One of them bends down and pulls on a pair of running
shoes. His mate says, "are you crazy, you'll never outrun the lion". The other
guy says, "I don't have to outrun the lion, I just have to outrun you".
If I remember correctly, the guy with the running shoes was Irish, bastards.
Umm, is that something like a leftards?
I mind -for no particular reason I can fathom-the one about the Roman
Legionnaire who was getting bluidy fed up wi' a wee bluish feller who
kept dancing around & making rude gestures just out of spear-shot.
Having convinced his commandant that this was in general bad for
morale, Lars the Lad set off leading a small troop doubletime out the
gate. Of course Jockie melted in between the standing stones at top
speed. Lars was sore enough not to think much about stractics &
tategy, so he left the eagles-and the rest of his chums-in the dust
while he took off in hot pursuit. After a brief silence, there comes
the sound of terrific melee from behind the stones, and poor old Lars
reappears, plumes dragging and arms waving: "Back! Back! It's a trap!
There's two of them!"
High road or low road?..............
Now he wasn't Irish.
A true Irishman would have kneecapped the other guy, thus avoiding the
necessity of running in the hot African sun........
My mate tells me that the running shoes didn't help him because Irish guys
apparently run like girls. He would never have done that, he was Irish and we
all know how gentle and sensitive the Irish are.
Depends who has the bigger gun, I should think...
Yes, well since you already live in Scotland, the point is moot as to which
road to take.
'Tis but a facade we maintain to lure you buff guys into a false sense of
security when we are about your women.
???? errr....while I do live in the hills..they are not Highland
hills...
Are you still jiggling?
naaah-tempest in a teapot, really. The press is a bit hysterical-but
then, the press often is. Giving the devils their due, when we had
real trouble in '87 and again in '94, they were on the mike round the
clock with emergency info-shelters, food & water banks, safe routes,
etc.
We got a lot of shakes when I lived in Tokyo. My parents would put a
table over my crib. Japanese houses were well built to stay standing
after earthquakes but some debris would fall.
Oh jeeze, Val
"You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Scotland
afore ye"
;=)
Isn't that a bit personal?
Have a YouTube link?
- nilita
No, just a regular sports bra....
Well, but I didnt want to bias the outcome-especially with Gaia
adjusting her girdle... I'm being NICE!
Depends on how strong a stomach you have.............
You are always nice.
Nothing new there.
I think I've just been insulted..
No you have not.
I do toss out a bouquet from time to time.
Especially when it is deserved.
Now I'm frightened...OO
Not of me.
I couldn't outrun a snail these days.
(muffled giggles:me scooting along seated on my wee garden cushion,
you in full pursuit on racing snail)
(or perversely, as it were, depending who's had their bran...)
I remember a time when if one mentioned snails, the emails would fly.
maturation brings mellowing? or everybody else is out to lunch...
>> > (muffled giggles:me scooting along seated on my wee garden cushion,
>> > you in full pursuit on racing snail)
>> > (or perversely, as it were, depending who's had their bran...)
>>
>> I remember a time when if one mentioned snails, the emails would fly.
>
> maturation brings mellowing? or everybody else is out to lunch...
Surely a group as versatile as this one could not have exhausted all the
possible ways of killing snails..............
I favor the beer trap myself. Doesnt necessarily kill them, but they
are a lot more fun to watch when stoned...
I like salt.
Make the little beggars suffer for what they have done to my flowers.
OOO! plant pyrethrum?????
I put beer in a pie plate overnight - the next morning, any snails which
haven't drowned, get put out where the birds can find them.
Your such a voyeurist, nilita....
I like that. <g>
cheers....Jeff
Possibly those who would object were fooled, by the whole *escargot* thingy.
cheers....Jeff
yes-tho in my case is easier to toss them in the pond for the fish-i
just HATE it when my hoofees find one the birds have missed!
I could plant a Petunia atop a forty foot tower and those #@$%&$ would
slither and slime their way to the top.
Well it took a little work but I think we managed to get the snail thread
revived.
Quilting next..........
ahhh, but pyrethrum is inherently toxic-used in a lot of pest control
spritz stuff; and the flowers are rather pretty... I found a four inch
slug once-about an inch thru the middle- didnt have the heart to kill
him/her-so I put in my neighbors yard...
I found a site that pictured many of the traditional Appalachian quilting
patterns.
If I can dig it up, I'll post it here.
Those patterns go back a very long way.
The Scottish quilters may recognize some of them.
>> > OOO! plant pyrethrum?????
>>
>> I could plant a Petunia atop a forty foot tower and those #@$%&$ would
>> slither and slime their way to the top.
>
> ahhh, but pyrethrum is inherently toxic-used in a lot of pest control
> spritz stuff; and the flowers are rather pretty... I found a four inch
> slug once-about an inch thru the middle- didnt have the heart to kill
> him/her-so I put in my neighbors yard...
I didn't recognize any of the common names for pyrethrum.
We use Marigolds with some success to keep the bugs at bay.
.
I use homemade slug repellent. I had put around a teaspoon of Cheshunt
compound to a tub of (Cheap) petroleum jelly. The Cheshunt compound
contains both copper sulphate and ammonium carbonate. Copper sulphate
alone would be my first choice. This smelly but completely effective
goo is then spread on any surface you do not wish slugs or snails to
cross..
Towards last October I found a slug, black with an orange trim, which
measured a full 8 inches. This year the slugs have not been a problem,
its the badgers...
Bryn
Your such a kind-hearted person, Val, did you by chance put it in the
tomatoes ?
cheers....Jeff
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You haven't trained your badgers to eat snails?
No, being a lineal descendant of that Sherman fellow, she doesnt do
tomatoes. I did find a semi-healthy dandelion for the poor thing.
WOW! If mine had been that pretty, I'd have kept him/her!
There goes the home-made wine stock's for the winter.
cheers....Jeff
Hurrying to post, I missed this little historical nugget.
Sherman didn't like tomatoe's ?
Bush 1, didn't like broccoli.
There's a trend here methinks.
Do you think it's something do with the Washington D.C.*water* ?
cheers....Jeff
I was thinking more of his scorched earth policy, but you do raise an
interesting point-where was it 'they' discovered vast quantities of
meds in city water supplies?
not to worry, I saved lots of seeds...
What, he even scorched the slug's too? What a cad !
That would be enough to put even conway off his grit's.
>but you do raise an
> interesting point-where was it 'they' discovered vast quantities of
> meds in city water supplies?
It's all well and fine having meds distributed in the city water, but are
they in the correct dosage ?
cheers....Jeff
Good thinking and *thats* why your kind have thrived.
cheers....Jeff
I don't think it's limited to any one place Val. Until people learn to take
unused meds back to the chemist/pharmacy/drugstore to be properly disposed
of rather than dumping them down the toilet, it will only get worse. It's
possibly part of the reason we're seeing all kinds of illnesses showing up
in people.
Cheers, Helen
p.s. I think I've been on this particular soapbox before.