I also served in the British Army. I am not prepared to discuss it
except to say that I started off in the Intelligence Corps and spent a
lot of time overseas."
Intelligence Corps??? Ballocks. What a bullshitting arse.
(and ended up training Jaimie McBondi double oh two & a half)
Some fucking bullshit this Load of garbage can shoot, eh?
>Grey Satterfield
MacP
"Mur a bi i gun tarrag, 's ann LEAMSA!"
"If she ain't nailed down, she's MINE!"
soc.culture.scottish posted Dec 1 2005, 11:59 pm
"I lived in Easter Ross for years but I've never
stayed in Mull. Why do you think AW-S and I knew so many of the same
people in Easter and Wester Ross, coffi gadje? I lived there every
winter from the age of four to 18 and attended the local primary
school for two years. You were there for how long - two weeks? "
Oh, shit. Now he's part Romani.
"Truly, 'money talks and bullshit walks' as one of my old gangster
acquaintances was fond of saying."
"MacP"
quote of....Scarface Al? Bugsy Siegel?
Gwan, Plastic Pistol......DO tell. hahahahahhaha
Another profound quote by The Highlander writing as MacP Jan 1 2006
"Canadians are essentially Yankees with no ambition. Where else is
there a general election underway because the government was voted out
of power because of its appalling corruption, yet will probably get
back into power because so few will bother to vote?"
Murchadh aka MacP (in Gaelic...michael-speak)
You are not obsessed.
> "I lived in Easter Ross for years but I've never
> stayed in Mull. Why do you think AW-S and I knew so many of the same
> people in Easter and Wester Ross,
You are not obsessed.
: )
I almost regret that, along with most of the group, I put these two ignorant
bum chums in my killfile long ago - seems I've been missing a good few
laughs myself.
It remains a simple truth that, although we have never actually met,
'Highlander' and I have many mutual acquaintances in Easter Ross.
Aside from barmen, constables and gaolers, who?
--
"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall
Loansharks, dealers, fast women....?
Yes it's pure Jackanory stuff - but take him and AWS for what they
are, romantic idiots with little or no education.In fact a good many
of the other Yanks on this NG are too.
One of them is a gardener and the other an ex-news hound from the Sun
or some such. One thing he is good at though are insults to others.AWS
is not a Yank of course but an Ozzie for now. He has to move about a
lot from country to country - there is a world shortage of gardeners.
K.
As for you, "Adam Whyte-Settlar " word-playing on Adam (First man)
White settler (in OZ) Your as big a fuckin' numpty. Now your backing
off from your overt connection to The Plastic Jock. You & him have
been playing Laurel & Hardy for too long now. One giving "cred" to the
other....but NOW....the denials......"It remains a simple truth that,
although we have never actually met,..............." Back right off,
white settler as there's a lot more shit to
come. ..................and you DON'T really want to be tarred with
the...etc. Now THERE'S a good old sausage....hahahahahaha What a poor
waste of skin this clown "the Highlander??" is. But there you have it.
Maybe he even knows about his sickness & is attempting to fight it.
Adam Whyte-Settlar...your turn is about to come, silly old sausage.
(your quote)
Where in the world did you get this idea from?
New to the group, are you
LOL
See what I mean about my missing all the laughs.
It really does take a special kind of idiot to so totally misinterpret MY
screen-name.
In fact I think he's the first and only.
Loansharks, dealers, fast women....?
Mostly - but also a few of the landed gentry and farmers.
It's such a tight-knit community around Evanton and Alness that it would be
remarkable if we *didn't* have mutual acquaintances.
Andrew Richard Wainwright ring any bells? ............and he AIN'T any
"Landed Gentry" you silly old sausage. :-)
I think he is running around willy, nilly, insulting everyone in sight in
hopes of drawing attention to himself.
He certainly seems to be taken by the Highlander.
Have a care, Michael, the lad is after you.
: ) <nudge nudge wink wink>
Reminds me of Dennis Healey's quip about Geoffrey Howe's attack on him in
the House of Commons:
"It's like being savaged by a sheep".
Highlander must be trembling in his size twelve wellies.
All of a quiver I shall imagine...
Bryn
Ach, he's just another wannabe hiding behind the safety of his
monitor, half a world away.
The reality is that any friend of Heid thi Baa has to be a snivelling
idiot.
I would guess that Sandy MacTwat hasn't yet seen Adam's picture in the
SCS Gallery. If you're picking a fight, it shouldn't be with someone
who's clearly as tough as nails.
Oh, the arsehole creeper surfaces. Go try your crap on
sci.military.naval. Got a wee bit scratched in there, did you, Plastic
Jock? :-)
AWS must really think we sit up at night trying to figure out his
nick? What a loser!
Does anybody give half a shit? As Shakespear once said..A Wanker by
any other name is still a Wanker.
I don't expect he'll understand that though. I am surprised he hasn't
kill-filed Sandy yet - this is his usual only reply to those that
disagree with his crap.
K.
Is he picking a fight with me too?
I didn't notice.
However, I did notice that Heid thi Baa disappeared for a few months after I
offered to fly up to Auckland for a frank exchange of views.
He only crawled out from under his cot once he realised I had left the
country.
Asked to leave, were you?
Must be all those 'home truths'...
--
"I was lucky in the order. But I've always been lucky
when it comes to killin' folks."
-- William Munny, "Unforgiven"
Ach, he just READ about killfile. He hasn't yet GOT it & apart from
that....he's too fuckin' nosey to killfile anyone. I notice his
faithful lapdog & arse-licker Plastic Jock has not commented on his
postings on sci.military.naval? His excuse will be killfile again.
That dopey fuck is running out of ng's. :-)
>>
>> I think he is running around willy, nilly, insulting everyone in sight in
>> hopes of drawing attention to himself.
>> He certainly seems to be taken by the Highlander.
>> Have a care, Michael, the lad is after you.
>
> : ) <nudge nudge wink wink>
> Reminds me of Dennis Healey's quip about Geoffrey Howe's attack on him in
> the House of Commons:
> "It's like being savaged by a sheep".
> Highlander must be trembling in his size twelve wellies.
I've suggested several times that the Highlander remove that picture of
himself squatting amang the heather in his too short kilt.
It draws the wrong sort into our group.
Eagle feathers erect and all that...............
***********
Maybe wee sandy likes it rough...........
Is Sandy male or female?
Depends whose asking...
Bryn
Does Sandy know ?
Conway was wondering if Sandy likes it rough.....I'm pretty
sure Adam doesn't swing that way if Sandy's a guy......(not that
there's anything wrong with that)
Yes, that was hilarious.
I think you're misreading his reaction - he simply isn't interested in
you or anything you post.
I think you're misreading his reaction - he simply isn't interested in
you or anything you post.
Quite. And for once I'm in the overwhelming majority too.
I wouldn't swing that way even if Sandy was a woman either.
I've woken up with some real dogs in my time but even I've never sunk *that*
low
***************
Male.
Otherwise the alias would be "Sandy69".
********************
Nah, that was but another one of my obscure jokes and referred to the
Highlander's "Tough as nails" comment.
I wouldn't call diving off a bureau onto my lady love, parlor room
dalliance.
Gone awful quiet ain't she/he?
--
Bryn
To Escape an elephant stampede:
Blend seamlessly into the herd by putting your nose
on your shoulder and waving your arm in front of you.
The stampeding elephants will then run around you.
I think that's the most obscure piece of advice I've ever read!Are
there any survivors we can talk to?
Gone awful quiet ain't she/he?
**********
Perhaps he/she finally realized he was bleeding from a thousand cuts.
I'm still l;aughing over your "Stampeding elephants" comment.
Is that from an old Monty Pylon (sp)?
I'm not sure if its from Python. I got it from my "Little Book of Crap
Advice" published by Apple New York..
You can see how good it is. A distant relative tried it on an African
Buffalo and got marmalised for his efforts.
Still not all bad, it puts me 95300 places nearer a Highland title,
give or take...
--
Bryn
Learn to love the personality flaws of others - for
some it's the only personality they have.
>> To Escape an elephant stampede:
>> Blend seamlessly into the herd by putting your nose
>> on your shoulder and waving your arm in front of you.
>> The stampeding elephants will then run around you.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> I'm not sure if its from Python. I got it from my "Little Book of Crap
> Advice" published by Apple New York..
>
> You can see how good it is. A distant relative tried it on an African
> Buffalo and got marmalised for his efforts.
> Still not all bad, it puts me 95300 places nearer a Highland title,
> give or take...
One must take into account the general intelligence level of the herd one
wishes to infiltrate.
Further, imitating an elephant in a herd of Buffalo is not the wisest of
moves.