Best PUKISTANI jokes!

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How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable a Pakistani tank ?
Hide the wind-up key.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
Cut the rubber band.

Pakistani Air Force officials have recently motioned for a name change
for the PAF. They want to call it the PMC, the Pakistani Mining Corps.
This is because their planes end up in the ground anyway.

Pakistani military researchers have recently ordered for the
enlargement of the hatches on tanks and other armored vehicles.
This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention ?
It's a solar powered flashlight.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship ?
Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at
sea ?
Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi ? There was a terrible
power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall.
People were stuck on the escalator for four hours.

Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a
theater ?
They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".

Did you hear about the Pakistani helicopter crash ?
The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan.

Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses ?
They get it from chasing parked cars.

Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for five days ?
He was scheduled to take a urine test.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
Somebody stole the book.

Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a
pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a pakistani?
A. A Doberman.

Q. How can you tell when a pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

Q. What do you have when a pakistani is buried up to his neck in
sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of
pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't
met.

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