NAWAZ SHRIEF'S INTERVIEW
NangaPir
>"INTERVIEW"
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>CNN Interview with the PM Nawaz Sharif
>(While still in power)
>
>Q:Hello, Mr. Prime Minister!
>A: Waalaikumassalaam. I hope you used ‘motorway’ to reach here?
>Q: No sir, I came by plane.
>A: Alas!! You lost the opportunity to watch gateway of the Real Asian
>Tiger………. to the 21st century. Anyway, start your questions.
>
>Q: Well Mr.PM. Qazi Hussain says you dodged his party by not implementing
>‘Shariah’ in the country. Allama Tahirul Qadri also blames you for similar
>things. Why?
>A: Do you know that Pakistani bus drivers are responsible for more people
>praying to GOD than Qazi Hussain Ahmed or any Allama Qadri ????? No more
>comments.
>
>Q: Do you really play a ‘yes man’s role before Mr.Clinton?
>A: No. That’s absolutely wrong. I never agree with him until he says
>something.
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>Q: I heard you mentioning ‘Motorway’ and ‘Atom Bomb’ hundreds of times
in
>the past one week. Why?
>A: I believe, anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
>
>Q: Well, lets now get to some other important things. Mr. Prime Minister,
>suppose you're really thirsty and in the fridge, there is only a Pepsi and a
>Coke. Which one would you pick?
>A: Got Milk?
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>Q: Hmmmm..okay……got milk also.
>A: Put both Pepsi and Coke in a jug of milk and bring it to me.
>
>Q: Fascinating. Are you the ‘genius one’ in your family?
>A: Huh huh…. What can I say! But I think every family should have three
>children, if one turns out to be a genius, the other two can support him.
>
>Q: What were your friends called on a college campus?
>A: Visitors.
>
>Q: Do you agree that there comes a time in every man's life when he must
>stand up and tell his mother he is an adult.
>A: Yes. This usually happens at around age 45.
>
>Q: Mr. PM. I put a sample case before you. Suppose you are going to have a
>heart transplant. The surgeon says: "I'll give you a choice:
>you can either have the heart of 25-year-old marathon runner or a
>60-year-old politician.” What would you like?
>A: Easy – I’ll have the politician's.
>
>Q: Why would you pick the heart of a 60-year-old politician over a young
>25-year-old marathon runner?"
>A: I would like one that's never been used."
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>Q: How is your family life?
>A: Excellent. I always take care of them. Just yesterday my wife wanted to
>see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
>
>Q: What’s the difference between a dead bureaucrat in the road and a dead
>politician in the road?
>A: The politician might’ve been on his way to make an honest living.
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>Q: How do you put a twinkle in your favourite Ghous Ali Shah’s eye?
>A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
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>Q: How would you kill a fish?
>A: I’ll drown it.
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>Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?
>A: Gifted
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>Q: Well Mr. Prime Minister. Why do most of the 19 GDA leaders whistle on the
>toilet?
>A: So they know which end to wipe.
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>Q: Thanks Mr. PM for this marvellous interview. You are really a very
>intelligent man. But to end one more question please. I see "TGIF" written
>on your shoes. What stands it for?
>A: Hehehe…….........Toes Go In First.
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