Which is the fifth gaudy?

[Chang Dao]

Are the Baoding balls the fifth gaudy I am looking for. Indeed,
already, by using them I happened to have a mishap with them as I
spilt water on a staicase. Is there another gaudy which is better
than the Baoding balls?

In my experience during the glory days of free public education I was
made aware of the following gaudys:

Vesica Pisces which was on a sports hat.
Holy Cross which was on a shirt.
Heart necklace which was worn by some beautiful female.
Kara which was also worn by a good looking male, whom I thought was a
Brahmin because of the Kara.
Ankh which was worn by some intelligent and promiscuous female in
school.

However, when it concerns the ankh I am never able to keep it. Every
time I get it I befriend an Africana whom I have sympathies toward to
connect with his own culture, as the Ankh is found in Egyptian
pyramids. The other scenario is when I have the ankh they concatenate
with the pranava and creates some level of unbearable frustration. I
tell ya, there is something wrong with the pranava as it is seriously
proned to encourage antagonism from nearly any ally. Could it be
because of the erroneous marketing of it as the Om symbol when it is
actually the Pranava symbol. The Om is actually a Greek letter used
in math and science. The pranava is a religious symbol used in
various religions as the Buddhism of the Hankuchins and the Hinduism
of the Brahmins.