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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Jul 8, 2011, 10:52:52 PM7/8/11
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There's a clear sign:

https://merch-bot.com/wholesale/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jesus-had-a-mustache.gif

It's amazing the things that you can discover about Jesus everyday.
His affair with Mary Magdalene is notorious, but the fact he had a
mustache is little known. He wore sandals and a loose robe. He spoke
real Aramaic not the Germanic Yiddish Jews speak today.

His mustache though signaled that he was different from the rest of
bearded rabbis. Nobody liked that, and he was crucified.

Mundane things have an enormous impact on the world. Such was the fact
of Eve taking a bite. Will a "banana" signal rebellion too? That will
be a topic for another time.


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http://webspawner/users/BANANAREVOLUTION

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Jul 9, 2011, 9:54:46 AM7/9/11
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On Jul 9, 6:54 am, livvy <mmrward1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 8, 10:50 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

> Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > There's a clear sign:
>

> >https://merch-bot.com/wholesale/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jesus-had-...


>
> > It's amazing the things that you can discover aboutJesuseveryday.
> > His affair with Mary Magdalene is notorious, but the fact hehada

> >mustacheis little known. He wore sandals and a loose robe. He spoke


> > real Aramaic not the Germanic Yiddish Jews speak today.
>

> > Hismustachethough signaled that he was different from the rest of


> > bearded rabbis. Nobody liked that, and he was crucified.
>
> > Mundane things have an enormous impact on the world. Such was the fact
> > of Eve taking a bite. Will a "banana" signal rebellion too? That will
> > be a topic for another time.
>
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> >http://webspawner/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>

> And there is a point at which you need to just stop. Perhaps this is
> it. You have no educational, biblical, school, study, read a book
> knowledge. We get it it, you seem to be proud of it....you don't
> know a thing. We know that...yet you make grand presentations, liuke
> you know anything. Not how it works.

Hey, they found the "bad guys" of the Bible. Goliath came from them.
In a way I'm like David. Guess who they are...

http://news.yahoo.com/israel-diggers-unearth-bibles-bad-guys-095524724.html\

Do religious scholars know a thing or are they formed into different
religions and sects fighting each other?

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Jul 9, 2011, 3:18:57 PM7/9/11
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On Jul 9, 1:10 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> In article
> <c6194835-f097-4bbe-926d-98764b12f...@y30g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
>
> livvy <mmrward1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
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> > "My contention is that humans behave as their peers --monkey see
> > monkey do.- Hide quoted text "
>
> > Aye, bad move. "My contention"....really, there is no one on God's
> > earth who gives a flying crap about your view, of pretty much
> > anything. Due to your statements. Really, this is your best
> > shot? You said "My contention"...present your CV, your educational
> > background. You present yourself as reckless, non-caring, no
> > edit button, no stop-gap, pretty much nothing. With search
> > capabilities. Who can't do that? Every slug on the planet can do
> > that. You are wanting to be their champ, obviously; sorry this is
> > all you got.
>
> *
> I really don't know anything substantive about you, but based on your
> postings here you come across as a sniveling whining juvenile.
>
> Cheers!
>
> earle
> *
> PS: What is a "Livvy"? Are you a little boy or a little girl?

She's a committed Christian closed to new ideas. The Internet is their
worst nightmare...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapid-elearning-blog/0710/monkey-guru2.png

The Internet will bring wisdom to the world and Christianity will fade
away. I can see it all clearly in my crystal ball.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Jul 9, 2011, 5:26:54 PM7/9/11
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On Jul 9, 4:45 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> In article
> <5b5199b0-2b5a-46e3-bfc8-fa5f9c01e...@c29g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,

> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
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>
> *
> Bertrand Russell said something like that a long time ago. But it's
> taking way too long!

The Internet will make the difference. Bear in mind that religion is
actively cultivated by the elites to keep the masses hoping for a
better life. It ain't coming in this life, so maybe in the next.

We can take on a whole congregation and win if they dared tread in the
open Internet jungle. This is a good reason you don't see many of them
here.

But we must hunt for the lion not the sheep.

SFD

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Jul 10, 2011, 6:20:08 PM7/10/11
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"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7164c65c-b827-4945...@h12g2000vbx.googlegroups.com...

>
> Mundane things have an enormous impact on the world. Such was the fact
> of Eve taking a bite.
.. imagine the chaos if she'd bitten at the "banana"!


His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Jul 11, 2011, 10:36:58 AM7/11/11
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On Jul 10, 6:20 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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> news:7164c65c-b827-4945...@h12g2000vbx.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Mundane things have an enormous impact on the world. Such was the fact
> > of Eve taking a bite.
>
> .. imagine the chaos if she'd bitten at the "banana"!

She could have claimed like Clinton: "But I never swallowed!"

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