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Alasdair Allan

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The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
countries.

The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in
their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing
children - a much more common Dutch practice.

The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.

The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
of the gutless cowards.

--

Cheers,
Alasdair Allan
Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/

I never used to believe in God. Then Anna Friel starred in "The Tribe".

Oden

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Alasdair Allan wrote:

> The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
> thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
> Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
> countries.
>
> The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in
> their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
> often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing
> children - a much more common Dutch practice.
>
> The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
> worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
> Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
> kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
> for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.
>
> The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
> in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
> quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
> trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
> of the gutless cowards.

Now, now, Mrs. Allan... while I feel your insightful comments on sport are
often the work of pure genius, especially for a girl, I must strenuously
object to the classification of the Serbian side simply as "War Criminals".
This two-dimensional characterization is *unfair* and *inaccurate*. Most
international aficionados of sport are well aware that the yugos are much more
than bloodthirsty creeps; let us not forget how overpoweringly *pungent* they
are as well. If you could accept a wee bit of critical input, might I suggest
that you refer to the ugly serbian goon squad as "Smelly War Criminals" from
now on?

Kind Rgds,

Oden


Robert F. Barends

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In article <6n99ao$it...@reader2.wxs.nl>, vi...@tref.nl says...

>
> > Alasdair Allan
> > Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
> RANGERS? WHO ARE THEY?

Probably the park rangers. You know, like the idots in the
Yogi Bear shows. They like to give it to BooBoo when noone
is looking.

Rob (foreseeing a gezellige jeweetwelpartij with the
boogerboys from the alt.nuke groups)

Oden

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Vincent Roelofs wrote:

[snip]

I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition than
a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that sound
like bovine diseases?


Oden

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Frank Bontjes wrote:

> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?

Actually Mrs. Allan's paternal grandmother was from Rotterdam, so she's simply
daft... if she was a pure bred nervous clog pisser like you then she'd get the
comprehensive upgrade to total fucking nob.

Oden

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Robert F. Barends wrote:

> Probably the park rangers. You know, like the idots in the
> Yogi Bear shows. They like to give it to BooBoo when noone
> is looking.

Ho, ho, ho... aren't you a hoot Barends? I bet that really cracks 'em
all up at the needle exchange.


The Spark Miller

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Alasdair Allan wrote:

> The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
> in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
> quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
> trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
> of the gutless cowards.

You know? I find that the irony of a half-literate fan like Allie here,
of the world's absolute suckiest soccer team (Wankers - I meant
Rangers), griping about clog-fucks and their slightly less sucky soccer
team, is abso-fucking-lutely delicious.

At least to those of us _with_ brains, which would exclude both the
sheep-shagging scots like Allie here, as well as the clogs. I wonder if
Allie's ancestry is cloggish, and he's just being coy about it... after
all, the low intelligence levels are pretty close.

--
TJ Miller jr | http://www.spark.org
"Under Capitalism, man exploits man;
under socialism the reverse is true."
-Polish Proverb

The Spark Miller

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Frank Bontjes wrote:
>
> Alasdair Allan whimpered:
[crap]

> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?

Worse. He's scottish.

Oden

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Wings wrote:

> You know, I'd be quiet if I were you.

I'd stop eating whole hamhocks If I were you... or I'd *encourage* you to
slim down if I was near you and in danger of being squashed.

> You still have to make it past Argentina first.

No I don't.

> And in case they whup your ass, don't let it ruin your
> life, okay?

What does Arrrrhentina have against me? Just because they're all
toffy-stupid pseudo spic wannabees that have 2" penises and a
pathological need to have unstable government... why take it out on a
super guy like me?!?!?

Oden

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Wings wrote:

> Sounds like we have a sore loser here.

Lookit, you thick goon, I hate them because they are *morons*. Being
dutch just makes spotting it easier.

> Hasn't got much class, either.

Lemme guess, Griselda, you're one of those "roamy" chicks from up east
whose mummy put her through school at Smith, Wesley, or Fuckstump State
and you got to go on that neato exchange program to Rotterdam when you
were a sophomore so *now* your an authority on what true "culture" is
since you let a syphilitic pizza delivery boy from Estonia feel you up
at the hash bar.

Get fucked, flabby, you're a doss COW.

Vincent Roelofs

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GET SOBER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!


Alasdair Allan heeft geschreven in bericht
<01bda3b2$3be7e000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>...


>The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
>thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
>Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
>countries.
>
>The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in
>their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
>often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing
>children - a much more common Dutch practice.

IF YOU CAN'T STAND ALCOHOL, DRINK SOME LEMONADE YOU FUCKIN' eNGLISH
HOOLIGAN.
YOU'RE CONFUSING THE DUTCH WITH THE BELGIUMS!!!!


>
>The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
>worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
>Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
>kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
>for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.
>

>The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
>in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
>quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
>trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
>of the gutless cowards.
>

>-- IT'S OBVIOUS YOU HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM, SEEK SOME HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO
LATE!!
>
>Cheers,


> Alasdair Allan
> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
>
RANGERS? WHO ARE THEY?

>I never used to believe in God. Then Anna Friel starred in "The Tribe".

Frank G.

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>>
>>Cheers,
>> Alasdair Allan
>> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
>>
>RANGERS? WHO ARE THEY?
>


Rangers?
Dat is die mislukte club uit Glasgow in de Schotse Mickey Mouse competitie
waar Dick Advocaat en Arthur Numan over drie maanden al weer weg willen.
Uitgeschakeld in de Europa Cup, uitgekeken op de zevende wedstrijd tegen
Hearts of Midhlotian, strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen en zeiknat
van de eeuwige regen willen ze weer naar het land van boerenkool met worst.
Dat is Rangers.

Frank Bontjes

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Alasdair Allan heeft geschreven in bericht
<01bda3b2$3be7e000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>...
>The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
>thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
>Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
>countries.
>
>The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in
>their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
>often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing
>children - a much more common Dutch practice.
>

>The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
>worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
>Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
>kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
>for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.
>
>The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
>in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
>quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
>trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
>of the gutless cowards.
>
>--
>

>Cheers,
> Alasdair Allan
> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
>

>I never used to believe in God. Then Anna Friel starred in "The Tribe".

Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?

E.C. Avondrood

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Alasdair Allan heeft geschreven in bericht
<01bda3b2$3be7e000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>...

>The football world was shocked this evening when.............

<CUT>

Samengevat: Eerste proefverlof, internet-abonnement, etc.

215 lbs of fun

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Frank G. wrote in message <6n99ji$c5...@reader3.wxs.nl>...


>
>>>
>>>Cheers,
>>> Alasdair Allan
>>> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
>>>

>>RANGERS? WHO ARE THEY?
>>
>
>
>Rangers?
>Dat is die mislukte club uit Glasgow in de Schotse Mickey Mouse competitie
>waar Dick Advocaat en Arthur Numan over drie maanden al weer weg willen.
>Uitgeschakeld in de Europa Cup, uitgekeken op de zevende wedstrijd tegen
>Hearts of Midhlotian, strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen en zeiknat
>van de eeuwige regen willen ze weer naar het land van boerenkool met worst.
>Dat is Rangers.


LOLOLOLOL! oh fuckin' A!!

dab

215 lbs of fun

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Alasdair Allan wrote in message
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>The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
>thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
>Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
>countries.


Other valid points aside- He studded him deliberately, & his right foot
tapped the top of his head too. Red card.

dab

Wings

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In <3598405A...@alt.net> Oden <od...@alt.net> writes:
>
>
>
>Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less
cognition than
>a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names
that sound
>like bovine diseases?

Sounds like we have a sore loser here. Hasn't got much class, either.

Martina
>
>
>


Wings

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In <359840B9...@alt.net> Oden <od...@alt.net> writes:
>
>
>
>Robert F. Barends wrote:
>
>> Probably the park rangers. You know, like the idots in the
>> Yogi Bear shows. They like to give it to BooBoo when noone
>> is looking.
>
>Ho, ho, ho... aren't you a hoot Barends? I bet that really cracks 'em
>all up at the needle exchange.

You know, I'd be quiet if I were you. You still have to make it past
Argentina first. And in case they whup your ass, don't let it ruin your
life, okay?

Martina


EU antU Commissioner Comrade Browne

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On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 21:31:32 -0500, The Spark Miller
<her...@spark.org> wrote:

>Frank Bontjes wrote:
>>
>> Alasdair Allan whimpered:
>[crap]
>

>> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?
>

>Worse. He's scottish.

Fuck you Sparky. Ian Miller *proved* *you* are Scottish.

Wot? Cat got your tongue?

Cheers,
Dan

215 lbs of fun

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Oden wrote in message <3598405A...@alt.net>...


>
>
>Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition
than
>a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that
sound
>like bovine diseases?


LOLOL!

No - they all sound like modes of transport!

Roll-on Roelofs

Overmarrs

etc.

dab


Wilco Vertegaal

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Alasdair Allan wrote:
[snip]

If you're trying to be funny: please stop. You are not likely to succeed.
Even worse, you may be hurting people.

If you're trying to hurt people: please stop. Keep in mind that we are
dealing with football here, which is just a game. A funny game, but still
just a game.

> Cheers,
> Alasdair Allan

Wilco
--
= Wilco Vertegaal =
= e-mail: vert...@stad.dsl.nl homepage: http://stad.dsl.nl/~vertegaa =
"Van Basten ... JA! HAHAA! WEER DRIE !!! ... Of weer drie; het is z'n derde,
natuurlijk." - Theo Reitsma, EK '88: Nederland-Engeland (3-1; 3x Van Basten)


Jelle Sjollema

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Frank G. is ziek, strondziek zelfs

>strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen

Je was toch op de hoogte dat het niet alleen vrouwen zijn die in Schotland
rokjes aanhebben. Ik kan mij zo voorstellen dat het na een avondje stappen
een behoorlijke afknapper kan zijn

Je||e

Frits van Soldt

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Oden wrote:
>
> Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
> I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition than
> a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that sound
> like bovine diseases?

Everything that is alien frightens you, doesn't it?
You're scared beyond wetting your pants, are you?
Go join some nazi club, piece of puke.
--

Robert Rood

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Yeah.... So fuckin' what???....If it was merely this point that
he/she/whatever wanted to state, I could have agreed... But why should it be
followed by a pathetic, laughable argument about child abuse, Nazi's, war
criminals and heroine??...

> dab

Robert

--
"Als je denkt dat Engeland wereldkampioen wordt...
dan heb je geen verstand van voetbal..."
--Bep van Houdt, NOS-TT 318, 23-6-'98--

E.C. Avondrood

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The Spark Miller heeft geschreven in bericht <35984E...@spark.org>...


>Frank Bontjes wrote:
>>
>> Alasdair Allan whimpered:
>[crap]
>
>> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?
>
>Worse. He's scottish.


Never heard of that disease before.

>TJ Miller jr | http://www.spark.org

>"Under Capitalism, scottish fuck sheep


>under socialism the reverse is true."
> -Polish Proverb

Meanwhile, back in the jungle

Alasdair Allan

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Jelle Sjollema <jel...@xs4all.nl> wrote

How pitiful that you cling onto that worthless third world pseudo-Nazi
tongue.

I went to the altavista babelfish to see if it would translate this shit
into a worthwhile language like English. Unsurprisingly Dutch wasn't an
option even though low quality slave languages like Portuguese were!

Take a lesson and start speaking English, everyone else in your god
forwsaken flood plain is realising that and givin up Dutch, time for you to
join the human race too.

--
Cheers,
Alasdair Allan
Rangers Webzine - http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers

Alasdair Allan

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215 lbs of fun <oooo...@oooh.com> wrote

> Oden wrote in message <3598405A...@alt.net>...
> >Vincent Roelofs wrote:
> >
> >[snip]
> >
> >I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less
cognition
> than
> >a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that
> sound
> >like bovine diseases?
>
>
> LOLOL!
>
> No - they all sound like modes of transport!
>
> Roll-on Roelofs

Hey, there's nothign wrong with "Roach Motels" for the English.

D. van der Velde

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> The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer...

Glad to hear you finally have television in your country...., when will you have proper
sewer systems?

Bas Wreed & Link

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What the............ ??

ik denk dat mnr. of mvr. Rangers-fan ietwat over de zeik is over de
prestaties van Wim Jansen bij Celtic.

Bas "Portugezen Dood" Vredeling


David Reynolds

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Wilco Vertegaal wrote:
>
> Alasdair Allan wrote:
> [snip]
>
> If you're trying to be funny: please stop. You are not likely to succeed.
> Even worse, you may be hurting people.
>
> If you're trying to hurt people: please stop. Keep in mind that we are
> dealing with football here, which is just a game. A funny game, but still
> just a game.
>
> > Cheers,
> > Alasdair Allan
>
> Wilco

Jongens jongens toch. Dit neem je toch niet serieus, hij
crosspost in 2 'nuke' newsgroepen. Hij vindt het gewoon leuk
om mensen, groeperingen en landen in de zeik te nemen. En
iedereen hier springt er vlot op in, niet doen dus.

David

Robert Rood

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David Reynolds wrote:

> Jongens jongens toch. Dit neem je toch niet serieus, hij
> crosspost in 2 'nuke' newsgroepen. Hij vindt het gewoon leuk
> om mensen, groeperingen en landen in de zeik te nemen. En
> iedereen hier springt er vlot op in, niet doen dus.

He joh... Gun ons ook een lolletje... Hoewel ik vind dat Wilco er inderdaad wel
erg serieus en beleefd op in ging... Ach... Beschaving siert de mens (of zo
iets), moet je maar denken...

> David

Jelle Sjollema

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Alasdair Allan wrote

>How pitiful that you cling onto that worthless third world pseudo-Nazi
>tongue.

Hmm, I think you're Oprah-material.

Je||e (maybe she wants to listen to your frustrations)

The Spark Miller

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[from http://www-lib.usc.edu/~anthonya/holo.htm ]

"In my talk last week ( A Forgotten Chapter: Holland Under the Third
Reich) I stated that 70% of
the Jews in Holland perished in the Holocaust. This 70% figure
represents the highest loss in any
country occupied by the Germans except for that of Poland. In my talk
today I will try to explain
just why the percentage in Holland was so high as it was."

...

" Within a week of taking over Holland Arthur Seyss-Inquart made an
address to the Dutch people.
In his address Seyss-Inquart said that the Germans would not impose
their ideology (that is, the
Nazi ideology) on Holland; furthermore, he would respect existing Dutch
laws. Many Dutch
people were heartened by Seyss-Inquart's remarks; possibly life under a
German occupation might
not be so intolerable."

...

"In my talk last week I spoke at length about resistance in war-time
Holland. For a variety of
reasons, it did not develop into a full-scale movement until mid 1943;
unfortunately, by that time
most of Holland's Jews long since been deported."

[More exerpts to follow...]

--

TJ Miller jr | http://www.spark.org

"Under Capitalism, man exploits man;

The Spark Miller

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[from http://www-lib.usc.edu/~anthonya/war/dutchnaz.htm ]


"As to be expected, there was one group of Dutchmen who were actually
happy with the capitulation. These
were members of the National-Socialistische Beweging der Nederland: or
the NSB (for short), the Dutch Nazi
party. Their day had come....or had it? The head of the NSB was Anton
Mussert, a one-time civil engineer from
Utrecht. Initially, he modeled his Dutch movement much more along the
lines of Mussolini's Italian fascist party and less on those of Hitler's
party.


Although undemocratic in every respect, the NSB did not have
anti-Semitism as a core tenet. At least, not in the beginning. Some
Dutch Jews actually became NSB members. However, as Nazi Germany became
more
powerful in the late 1930's, Mussert found himself under ever more
pressure from Hitler to make the NSB
conform to the German model. By 1940 Dutch Nazi anti-Semitism had become
as vitriolic as the German Nazi
variety. With the establishment of German power in Holland, Mussert and
his party-members thought that
country was now theirs. Mussert wanted Hitler to install him the leader
of the new Netherlands, such as the
Fuehrer had done by putting Quisling in charge of occupied Norway. Two
major obstacles lay in the way of
Mussert achieving his dream. Among Hitler, Seyss-Inquart, and other
German notables, the perception was
Anton Mussert was a total mediocrity, a jerk...if one may so phrase it.
The other obstacle, and the more
formidable one, was the Nazi wish to eventually annex Holland and make
it make part of greater Germany. An
independent Holland--even one run by a kow-towing Anton Mussert was not
an acceptable alternative.

Mussert may have been a rabid fascist, a jerk, but he was in his own
peculiar way an ardent Dutch patriot. He
found the idea of Holland becoming an actual part of Germany an
anathema. But other Dutch Nazis (e.g., Rust
van Tonnigen), far more radical than Mussert, would have liked nothing
more than for Holland to become part of
the Dritte Reich. Although the Germans never did take too seriously
Mussert or his Dutch Nazis, the Germans
nevertheless saw certain practical advantages in humoring them. Dutch
Nazis could be ever increasingly
placed in the Dutch mayor and police chief posts thus ensuring that the
German objectives could be more
smoothly achieved in the occupied country. After the Germans had invaded
Russia, Mussert managed to
convince some of his minions to volunteer and go and fight the
Bolsheviks on the East Front. In gratitude, Hitler permitted Mussert to
call himself De Leider, leader in Dutch for Führer, but which means
"unfortunately" in German and it made for a non-ending source of
amusement to the German Nazis."

215 lbs of fun

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Robert Rood wrote in message <3598B3CD...@flash.a2000.nl>...


>215 lbs of fun wrote:
>
>> Alasdair Allan wrote in message
>> <01bda3b2$3be7e000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>...
>> >The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
>> >thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
>> >Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
>> >countries.
>>
>> Other valid points aside- He studded him deliberately, & his right foot
>> tapped the top of his head too. Red card.
>
>Yeah.... So fuckin' what???....If it was merely this point that
>he/she/whatever wanted to state, I could have agreed... But why should it
be
>followed by a pathetic, laughable argument about child abuse, Nazi's, war
>criminals and heroine??...

Then answer his post. This is usenet, the thread has moved on, clogger.

dab


215 lbs of fun

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to

Alasdair Allan wrote in message

<01bda40f$4ff89dc0$af7a...@ics-uk.demon.co.uk>...


>215 lbs of fun <oooo...@oooh.com> wrote
>> Oden wrote in message <3598405A...@alt.net>...
>> >Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>> >
>> >[snip]
>> >
>> >I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less
>cognition
>> than
>> >a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that
>> sound
>> >like bovine diseases?
>>
>>
>> LOLOL!
>>
>> No - they all sound like modes of transport!
>>
>> Roll-on Roelofs
>
>Hey, there's nothign wrong with "Roach Motels" for the English.

For once, AA, you've lost me! The title of this thread cracks me
up every time. Oden , a fine piece of work! hahahahahaha!

dab


215 lbs of fun

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Ed LuX wrote in message <6n9pq1$du...@alibaba.dds.nl>...
>In article <35984155...@alt.net>, Oden <od...@alt.net> stated:


>
>>> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?
>

>>Actually Mrs. Allan's paternal grandmother was from Rotterdam, so
>>she's simply
>>daft... if she was a pure bred nervous clog pisser like you then
>>she'd get the
>>comprehensive upgrade to total fucking nob.
>
>Please adjust the Line Length of your 'editor', mr. Odin Mozilla
>X-Mail (Huhh huhh huhhuh) user.


He must be using one of those *Enormous* American monitors, the kind that
are banned in Cloggerland because of the perceived radiation risk.

If your 13" monotone can't cope, try getting a text reader, and just listen
to the posts.

dab


The Spark Miller

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EU antU Commissioner Comrade Browne wrote:
>
> On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 21:31:32 -0500, The Spark Miller
> <her...@spark.org> wrote:
>
> >Frank Bontjes wrote:
> >>
> >> Alasdair Allan whimpered:
> >[crap]
> >
> >> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?
> >
> >Worse. He's scottish.
>
> Fuck you Sparky. Ian Miller *proved* *you* are Scottish.

No, he merely proved that the name Miller got thrown in there
somewhere...nothing more. You jealous fucks wanted real last names just
like the rest of Europe, so you snuck the holy name of Miller into your
perverted little genaeologies.

> Wot?

You heard me, prole...he said that the name can be thought of as
scottish, if one were low enough in self-esteem to try. Of course,
Miller (or a derivative of such) is common in every non-oriental country
on the planet...running a mill was pretty commonplace in ancient times,
don't you know?

The Spark Miller

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E.C. Avondrood wrote:
>
> The Spark Miller heeft geschreven in bericht <35984E...@spark.org>...
> >Frank Bontjes wrote:
> >>
> >> Alasdair Allan whimpered:
> >[crap]
> >
> >> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?
> >
> >Worse. He's scottish.
>
> Never heard of that disease before.

It's almost as horrid as being Cloggish, but the mental deficit is just
as bad.

Bas Wreed & Link

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to The Spark Miller

Zeg Miller,
je begeeft je nu echt op glad ijs, en ik denk dat je met je commentaar
serieus mensen
zal kwetsen, dus vraag ik je bij deze beschaafd : "Wil je daar gelijk mee
ophouden ?"

Bas


Robert F. Barends

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In article <35984D...@spark.org>, her...@spark.org says...
> Alasdair Allan wrote:
>
> At least to those of us _with_ brains, which would exclude both the
> sheep-shagging scots like Allie here, as well as the clogs. I wonder if
> Allie's ancestry is cloggish, and he's just being coy about it... after
> all, the low intelligence levels are pretty close.

Get this: "Allie" is a she.

> TJ

Rob

M.A.R. Janssen

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On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 23:07:48 GMT, "Alasdair Allan" <x-st...@null.net>
wrote:

>The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
>thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
>Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
>countries.

Was just revenge for Sbrenica!

Anyway, din't you say they were war criminals, AlasTURD?

>The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in

Not convicted. A murderer, yes.

But then he can play bloody good football!

So, what, it's just like the Yanks letting war criminals work on their
rockets!

>their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
>often shocked opponents,

Especially the weak-hearted scots!

>especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing children - a much more common
>Dutch practice.

Hey, you confuse us with the Belchians!

>The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
>worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
>Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
>kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
>for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.

Anothe bunch of lies to hide the FACT that the jocks are Europe's
worst footballers, AlasTURD?

>The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
>in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
>quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
>trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
>of the gutless cowards.

Insert English in place of German and scroatish in place of
"Hollandese" and you get a very true picture!

Martijn


oden

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Frits van Soldt wrote:

> Oden wrote:
> >
> > Vincent Roelofs wrote:
> >
> > [snip]
> >
> > I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition than
> > a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that sound
> > like bovine diseases?
>

> Everything that is alien frightens you, doesn't it?

No. Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys. I'm mostly amused by
how utterly inept and ignorant you are as a race of people. Dumb luck and geography
allowed you to ride the coattails of history into the 20th century; and you wouldn't
have lasted through this century if it wasn't for an amazing love of sucking German
dick and turning in your neighbors to the Gestapo (see Spunk Miller's string).

> You're scared beyond wetting your pants, are you?

I'm not a small asian boy strapped to a table in one of your hideous sex shows, so
no.

> Go join some nazi club,

Hmmm... Interesting you mention Nazism... guilty conscious, eh?


oden

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Ed LuX wrote:

> In article <3598405A...@alt.net>, Oden <od...@alt.net> stated:
>
> >X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.05 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
>
> Huhhuhh huh huhuh huh huh... X-Mailer... Huhh huh huh huhhhuhuhh!

I wasn't aware that fine mature programming like "Beavis & Butthead" actually was
sent to the hinterlands... but I'm glad to see the target audience will always find
a way to enjoy itself.

As far as this curious episode of Netscape humor, I have to ask: Even if you
retarded dwarves had a Cray Supercomputer in each of the sex shops, hash bars, and
unemployment offices that dot the soggy countryside in your pathetic land, how would
that improve the *content* of your usenet posts which is regulated by the fact that
you are singularly unoriginal and boring twats?

Only in the Hinterlands could every vice known to man be legal and the culture still
rank right behind Newcastle as most vibrant.

Chuckle away, you tool.

oden

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Bas Wreed & Link wrote:

> Ooop aaapp eeeep oop oop, ooop aaapp eeeep oop oop, ooop aaapp eeeep oop
> oop,ooop aaapp eeeep oop oop,ooop aaapp eeeep oop oop,ooop aaapp eeeep oop
> oop,ooop aaapp eeeep oop oop, OOP OOP!!
>
> Bas

Like beans negotiating themselves out of a steer's arse, it is.

pope paul

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Frank G. wrote:
>
> >>
> >>Cheers,
> >> Alasdair Allan
> >> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
> >>
> >RANGERS? WHO ARE THEY?
> >
>
> Rangers?
> Dat is die mislukte club uit Glasgow in de Schotse Mickey Mouse competitie
> waar Dick Advocaat en Arthur Numan over drie maanden al weer weg willen.
> Uitgeschakeld in de Europa Cup, uitgekeken op de zevende wedstrijd tegen
> Hearts of Midhlotian, strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen en zeiknat
> van de eeuwige regen willen ze weer naar het land van boerenkool met worst.
> Dat is Rangers.

> oi you clog wearing bicycle riding pervert cheese eater ! i don't know what you said but you never mentioned Celtic there !
i can't believe me and ally steer queer are on the same side here !

Goddess

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Go and play with yourself sucker!! where you born an idiot or did you
study for it!!!

Goddess

M.A.R. Janssen

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On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 10:59:23 GMT, "Alasdair Allan"
<usenet-...@ics-uk.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Jelle Sjollema <jel...@xs4all.nl> wrote
>> Frank G. is ziek, strondziek zelfs

>> >strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen
>>

>> Je was toch op de hoogte dat het niet alleen vrouwen zijn die in Schotland
>> rokjes aanhebben. Ik kan mij zo voorstellen dat het na een avondje stappen
>> een behoorlijke afknapper kan zijn
>

>How pitiful that you cling onto that worthless third world pseudo-Nazi
>tongue.
>

>I went to the altavista babelfish to see if it would translate this shit
>into a worthwhile language like English. Unsurprisingly Dutch wasn't an
>option even though low quality slave languages like Portuguese were!

Nice try, you Scroatish speaker.

Here you are dissing any language but the English and what do I get
when I type your name in in alta vista?

TONNES OF PAGES of you posting in that baby-brabbling dialect!

>Take a lesson and start speaking English, everyone else in your god
>forwsaken flood plain is realising that and givin up Dutch, time for you to
>join the human race too.

You obviously believe that Scroatish is a superior form of English!

What a wanker!

Martijn


M.A.R. Janssen

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On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 20:33:17 -0500, Oden <od...@alt.net> wrote:

>I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition than
>a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that sound
>like bovine diseases?

Nice, coming from someone with a name like Oden...

Martijn


roel

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Jelle Sjollema heeft geschreven in bericht <6napsg$78t$1...@news2.xs4all.nl>...
>Alasdair Allan wrote


>
>>How pitiful that you cling onto that worthless third world pseudo-Nazi
>>tongue.
>

>Hmm, I think you're Oprah-material.
>
>Je||e (maybe she wants to listen to your frustrations)
>

Best grappig eigenlijk...hij heeft het er over dat jij (Jelle) een of andere
nazi zou zijn, en ondertussen alle Nederlanders en hun taal over 1 kam
scheren. Ik vraag me af of onze vriend alasdair (?) een beetje behoorlijk
Chinees spreekt, toch wereldtaal nummer 1.

roel

Robert Rood

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untermensch wrote:

> >Yeah.... So fuckin' what???....If it was merely this point that
> >he/she/whatever wanted to state, I could have agreed... But why should it
> be
> >followed by a pathetic, laughable argument about child abuse, Nazi's, war
> >criminals and heroine??...
>
> Then answer his post. This is usenet, the thread has moved on, clogger.

I did... Too bad I didn't post it in your pathetic 'nuke this, nuke that'
newsgroups... and why should I even bother to reply to such a nonsense... It
isn't the fault of us, the superior Dutch people, that no-brains like you are so
frustrated...

(Effe voor alle Hollanders... dat van die superior Dutch is niet helemaal
gemeend natuurlijk... maar hij noemde mij ook 'clogger'.. Wat dat ook wezen
mag...)

> dab

Robert (glad to be Dutch)

Frits van Soldt

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oden drooled:
<not worth quoting>

Hahaha TROLL
That's the last thing I'm gonna say about it.
Back to the sports. Cheerio.

Frits van Soldt

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The Spark Miller wrote:
>
<knip heel verhaal over duitse bezetting>
Wat heeft dit in godsnaam met voetbal te maken?
Is deze man doorgedraaid? Overspannen? Een oud ss-er
die op zijn sterfbed nog schoon schip wil maken?
Kan iemand hem uit zijn lijden verlossen?

215 lbs of fun

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Jelle Sjollema wrote in message <6napsg$78t$1...@news2.xs4all.nl>...


>Alasdair Allan wrote
>
>>How pitiful that you cling onto that worthless third world pseudo-Nazi
>>tongue.
>
>Hmm, I think you're Oprah-material.
>
>Je||e (maybe she wants to listen to your frustrations)

AA doesn't *weigh* enough to go on the Oprah show. Even I don't weigh
enough. Nobody less than 300 lbs gets on that show, which is why the
audience is almost entirely made up of Americans, and Norweegies stuffed
full of Herring.

Revenge for the herring stuffed full of Norweegies that happens down at the
fish-market and on the boats at night.

dab


Frits van Soldt

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Robert Rood wrote:
>
> untermensch wrote:
>
> > >Yeah.... So fuckin' what???....If it was merely this point that
> > >he/she/whatever wanted to state, I could have agreed... But why should it
> > be
> > >followed by a pathetic, laughable argument about child abuse, Nazi's, war
> > >criminals and heroine??...
> >
> > Then answer his post. This is usenet, the thread has moved on, clogger.
>
> I did... Too bad I didn't post it in your pathetic 'nuke this, nuke that'
> newsgroups... and why should I even bother to reply to such a nonsense... It
> isn't the fault of us, the superior Dutch people, that no-brains like you are so
> frustrated...
>
> (Effe voor alle Hollanders... dat van die superior Dutch is niet helemaal
> gemeend natuurlijk... maar hij noemde mij ook 'clogger'.. Wat dat ook wezen
> mag...)
>
Clogs zijn klompen. Hij denkt nog dat we allemaal op klompen lopen hierzo,
net als dat ie denkt dat Holland de hoofdstad is van Denemarken ofzo.
Nog een geluk dat ie niet begint over onze "dykes".

Fustigator

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Lectoribus salutem hic do. Tu "Alasdair Allan"
<usenet-...@ics-uk.demon.co.uk> ,die Tue, 30 Jun 1998 10:59:23
GMT, hic coram populo in foro soc.culture.netherlands (et aliis)
solemniter atque fortiter scripsisti:

>Jelle Sjollema <jel...@xs4all.nl> wrote
>> Frank G. is ziek, strondziek zelfs
>> >strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen
>>
>> Je was toch op de hoogte dat het niet alleen vrouwen zijn die in Schotland
>> rokjes aanhebben. Ik kan mij zo voorstellen dat het na een avondje stappen
>> een behoorlijke afknapper kan zijn
>

>How pitiful that you cling onto that worthless third world pseudo-Nazi
>tongue.
>

>I went to the altavista babelfish to see if it would translate this shit
>into a worthwhile language like English. Unsurprisingly Dutch wasn't an
>option even though low quality slave languages like Portuguese were!
>

>Take a lesson and start speaking English, everyone else in your god
>forwsaken flood plain is realising that and givin up Dutch, time for you to
>join the human race too.

Scots ough to speak their *own* language and *not* that one of their
cleverer subduers, the ugly "Sassenachs".

Shame on you!

Slainte

Fustigator
http://oehoeboeroe.icone.org/scn/scn.htm

Fustigator

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Jun 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/30/98
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Lectoribus salutem hic do. Tu "Jelle Sjollema" <jel...@xs4all.nl> ,die
Tue, 30 Jun 1998 09:35:47 +0200, hic coram populo in foro

soc.culture.netherlands (et aliis) solemniter atque fortiter
scripsisti:

>Frank G. is ziek, strondziek zelfs


>
>>strontziek van die lelijke Schotse vrouwen
>
>Je was toch op de hoogte dat het niet alleen vrouwen zijn die in Schotland
>rokjes aanhebben. Ik kan mij zo voorstellen dat het na een avondje stappen
>een behoorlijke afknapper kan zijn

je een lul onder de verkeerde rok aantreffen,
da's inderdaad een afknapper!

>Je||e
Fusti
http://oehoeboeroe.icone.org/scn/scn.htm

Fustigator

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Jun 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/30/98
to

Lectoribus salutem hic do. Tu "Alasdair Allan" <x-st...@null.net>
,die Mon, 29 Jun 1998 23:07:48 GMT, hic coram populo in foro

soc.culture.netherlands (et aliis) solemniter atque fortiter
scripsisti:

>The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer


>thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
>Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
>countries.
>

>The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in

>their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has

>often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing


>children - a much more common Dutch practice.
>

>The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
>worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
>Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
>kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
>for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.
>

>The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
>in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
>quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
>trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
>of the gutless cowards.

You must be really a great friend of Holland and the Dutch...

Fustigator
http://oehoeboeroe.icone.org/scn/scn.htm

Fustigator

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Jun 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/30/98
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Lectoribus salutem hic do. Tu Oden <od...@alt.net> ,die Mon, 29 Jun
1998 20:33:17 -0500, hic coram populo in foro soc.culture.netherlands

(et aliis) solemniter atque fortiter scripsisti:

>
>
>Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>
>[snip]


>
>I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition than
>a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that sound
>like bovine diseases?
>
>

Is ODEN = Old Dementing Execrable Nerd ?

Fusti (not a dutchman)
http://oehoeboeroe.icone.org/scn/scn.htm

Lex v/d Moolen

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4-1

Brian M

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Jun 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/30/98
to

Eigenlijk, jullie moeten weten, in schotland wij noemen Rangers 'The
Huns'.
Zij zijn als de Ajax van Schotland, iedereen haten hun (?).
Meneer Allan is een trollende (?:)) klootzak, en ik verloof je dit, niet
iedereen in Schotland is als A.A.
Wacht op! JA JA JA de Cambell goal is net 'disallowed'!!!
Anyway.
De beste is dat je over hem kunnen spreeken en hij zulen niets
verstaan...:)
Doe maar!
Ga naar a.s.s.e.u.k and je zullen alles over hem leren.
(Tut tut Ally..)

Alasdair Allan <x-st...@null.net> wrote in article
<01bda3b2$3be7e000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>...


> The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
> thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
> Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
> countries.
>
> The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert
in
> their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
> often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually
abusing
> children - a much more common Dutch practice.
>
> The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
> worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
> Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
> kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in
exchange
> for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.
>
> The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park
is
> in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where
a
> quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
> trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly
expected
> of the gutless cowards.
>

> --

>
> Cheers,
> Alasdair Allan
> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
>

> I never used to believe in God. Then Anna Friel starred in "The Tribe".
>

Robert F. Barends

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Jun 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/30/98
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In article <35990847...@alt.net>, od...@alt.net says...

> Frits van Soldt wrote:
> > Oden wrote:
> > > Vincent Roelofs wrote:
> > >
> Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys.

Yeah, but look who's still in the World Cup and who just
got fucked by a bunch of small Argentinian boys...the
joke's on you, odor, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

E.C. Avondrood

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Jun 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/30/98
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The Spark Miller tripped over his keyboard and was quite pleased with the
result........ <3598FB...@spark.org>...


>E.C. Avondrood wrote:
>>
>> The Spark Miller heeft geschreven in bericht <35984E...@spark.org>...
>> >Frank Bontjes wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Alasdair Allan whimpered:
>> >[crap]
>> >
>> >> Are you mentally retarded or a stupid idiot?
>> >
>> >Worse. He's scottish.
>>
>> Never heard of that disease before.
>
>It's almost as horrid as being Cloggish, but the mental deficit is just
>as bad.


"The horror, the horror"

Probable cure: shove a clog up your arse.

>--
>TJ Miller jr | http://www.spark.org

>"Under Capitalism, the scottish are massivly shoving clogs up their arses;


>under socialism the reverse is true."
> -Polish Proverb

"Meanwhile, after lighting another reefer"

Oden

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Robert F. Barends wrote:

> od...@alt.net says...


>
> > Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys.
>
> Yeah, but look who's still in the World Cup

No. That's sort of the point, you thick moron... I've been saying all
along that soccer is a sport reserved for especially soft wankers: hence
the dutch presence.

> and who just got fucked by a bunch of small Argentinian boys...

The KLM tour to Buenos Aries?

Robert F. Barends

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In article <01bda481$9c3fb840$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>, x-
sta...@null.net says...
> Fustigator <fusti...@icone.org> wrote
> > >Vincent Roelofs wrote:
> > >[snip]
> > >

> > Is ODEN = Old Dementing Execrable Nerd ?
> > Fusti (not a dutchman)
> No your not Dutch are you, your a fucking child shagging Belgian cunt.
> Obviously you've had enough of your fantasies about joining Marc Detroux on
> a child sex tour of your abysmal Belgian shit-hole nation. Fucking hell
> you paedophile cunts can't even decide on one name for your crappy little
> country.

Ellie, Ellie, you are so welcome in this newsgroup ("which newsgroup?"
you ask? Well, fuck if I'm going to tell you). We all get such a good
laugh out of your childlike antics, your whining and your swearing.

> Belgie-Belgique cos your too gutless to assert your rule over the weak
> Froggie cunts that make up half your population.

Ellie proudly displays her ignorance. The Flemish descended mostly
from the Spanish. Right, Fustigator ?

> Imagine scared of the
> most cowardly peoples on earth, the Frog slime. How typical that you
> confine your sexual activities to children.

What do you confine your sexual activities to, Ellie ? Cucumbers,
bananas and Ken The LifeSize Doll ?

> Alasdair (aka Ellie)

Ellie and Odor, a pair apart!!
Rob

Robert F. Barends

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In article <01bda480$32a6c000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>, x-

sta...@null.net says...
> Fustigator <fusti...@icone.org> wrote
> > Lectoribus salutem hic do. Tu "Alasdair Allan"

> > >Take a lesson and start speaking English, everyone else in your god
> > >forwsaken flood plain is realising that and givin up Dutch, time for you
> > >to join the human race too.
> > Scots ough to speak their *own* language and *not* that one of their
> > cleverer subduers, the ugly "Sassenachs".
> English is used as it is a nice simple language

It has to be very simple or the native speakers wouldn't be able
to use it, Ellie.

> and easier to assimilate
> Europe and the world than it would be using an interesting language like
> Scots of Dorric.

What ??? A whole sentence without a single "fuck" in it ?

> It already appears to be working as all you Dutchies give
> up pseudo-nazi and start using English in schools and universities.

Most of us speak lots of languages, unlike you dimwitted
native nagging nukemachines ("neukpatroon" in Dutch).

> Alasdair (aka Ellie)

Rob

Robert F. Barends

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In article <35997924...@alt.net>, od...@alt.net says...

> Robert F. Barends wrote:
> > od...@alt.net says...
> >
> > > Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys.
> > Yeah, but look who's still in the World Cup

A lamebrain excuse from a limeboy with a cactus up his
arse. You are so jealous of us, glorious Dutch, I can
smell the stink of your helpless rage.



> No. That's sort of the point, you thick moron... I've been saying all
> along that soccer is a sport reserved for especially soft wankers: hence
> the dutch presence.

Your sick presence has just entered the newsgroup I read
days ago, so "all along" doesn't apply here, fartknocker.



> > and who just got fucked by a bunch of small Argentinian boys...

> The KLM tour to Buenos Aires ?

No, the girls on your sorry-ass excuse for a national soccer
team. The joke's still on you, odor, alt.neuk.english !!HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

Oden

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Ed LuX wrote:

> would you mind adjusting the line length of your
> articles to 72 characters or thereabouts?

Absolutely not. Fuck you, nazi sympathizer.

> Are you happy now?

Is the hinterlands underwater yet?


Robert F. Barends

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In article <01bda482$f7a177e0$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>, x-
sta...@null.net says...
> D. van der Velde <d.vande...@telecom-ptt.nl> wrote

> > > The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch
> soccer...
> >Glad to hear you finally have television in your country
> Strange that seeing as my country invented television and gave it to the
> world.
> The only things you clog fucks have given to the world are new strains of
> syphilus.

And soccer that is superior to the sissy version the English play.
Fucked out of the WorldCup by a bunch of little Argebtinian boys..


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

> I also note your Usenet Newsreader is fucked posting using HTML like a
> wanker and embarrassing yourself. Typical witless Clog can't even use the
> fucking Internet.

Well well, only three days after Ellie "invades" this newsgroup she
starts to become extremely repetitive. Did you already spout all the
swearwords that your two braincells can hold ?

> Alasdair (aka Ellie)

Rob

Oden

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Robert F. Barends wrote:

> od...@alt.net says...
>
> > > > Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys.
> > > Yeah, but look who's still in the World Cup
>
> A lamebrain excuse from a limeboy

I'm not English, you dumb drug addict.

> a cactus up his arse.

Please... keep your boyfriend's peccadilloes private.

> You are so jealous of us, glorious Dutch,

Yeah... I can't wait until I become so terminally boring my friends turn to
smack, sex with donkeys, anything to avoid a conversation with a Dutch-like
person.

> I can smell the stink

Move out of Rotterdam.

> > No. That's sort of the point, you thick moron... I've been saying all
> > along that soccer is a sport reserved for especially soft wankers: hence
> > the dutch presence.
>
> Your sick presence has just entered the newsgroup

Whatever, you illiterate sex worker, I *hate* soccer, it's pointless and
played by HOMOSEXUALS.


Robert F. Barends

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In article <35998E95...@alt.net>, od...@alt.net says...

> Robert F. Barends wrote:
> > od...@alt.net says...
>
> > > > > Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys.
> > > > Yeah, but look who's still in the World Cup
> > A lamebrain excuse from a limeboy
> I'm not English, you dumb drug addict.

Like I give a flyin' fuck. English, British, you're
all a bunch of sheepshaggers.



> > a cactus up his arse.
> Please... keep your boyfriend's peccadilloes private.

No boyfriends here, assboy. And rotate that cactus a
quarter turn every morning. That is an order.



> > You are so jealous of us, glorious Dutch,
> Yeah...

See!

> > I can smell the stink
> Move out of Rotterdam.

I live in the large country you want to nuke so badly.



> > > No. That's sort of the point, you thick moron... I've been saying all
> > > along that soccer is a sport reserved for especially soft wankers: hence
> > > the dutch presence.
> > Your sick presence has just entered the newsgroup
> Whatever

I wouldn't hurt you to think before you hit "enter". On
second thought, it probably would hurt like hell.

> you illiterate sex worker, I *hate* soccer, it's pointless and
> played by HOMOSEXUALS.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel about soccer
and homosexuals. Do you call your national team a bunch
of homosexuals ? Not that your losing girls would pay
any attention to your whining.

Don't forget about rotating the cactus, Odor.

Rob

martin bier

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In article <01bda3b2$3be7e000$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>, "Alasdair
Allan" <x-st...@null.net> wrote:

> The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch soccer
> thug, Denis Bergkamp narrowly avoided jail after an atrocious assault on
> Jugoslav footballer Mihjalovic in the World Cup match between the
> countries.
>
> The Dutch side, famous for including convicted murderer Patrick Kluivert in
> their squad, are reknowned for their brutish style of football which has
> often shocked opponents, especially as it doesn't involve sexually abusing
> children - a much more common Dutch practice.
>
> The Clog-fucks dirty play marred an otherwise entertaining game with the
> worst side winning 2 - 1 thanks to some slack defending by the War
> Criminals to let the Dutch progress to the quarter finals, rumours of 20
> kilos of heroine being sent to aid the bankrupt Serbian economy in exchange
> for being allowed to win cannot be ignored.
>
> The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the park is
> in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war, where a
> quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
> trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly expected
> of the gutless cowards.
>
> --
>
> Cheers,
> Alasdair Allan
> Rangers Webzine http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers/
>
> I never used to believe in God. Then Anna Friel starred in "The Tribe".

How do you do it, Allan? I mean, typing on the keyboard while you're in a
straightjacket?

martin bier

Robert Rood

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Frits van Soldt weet wat een clog is:

> > (Effe voor alle Hollanders... dat van die superior Dutch is niet helemaal
> > gemeend natuurlijk... maar hij noemde mij ook 'clogger'.. Wat dat ook wezen
> > mag...)
> >
> Clogs zijn klompen. Hij denkt nog dat we allemaal op klompen lopen hierzo,
> net als dat ie denkt dat Holland de hoofdstad is van Denemarken ofzo.
> Nog een geluk dat ie niet begint over onze "dykes".

Dus ik ben een klomp... of een klompenloper... of zoiets... Eigenlijk vind ik 'm nog
wel leuk ook... Misschien moeten we toch maar eens opzoeken wat Engels is voor
bolhoedje... of Amerikaans voor hamburger... hangt er maar net vanaf waar 'ie vandaan
komt... Bovendien wordt het wel lekker gemakkelijk om nu met Engelsen te gaan
discussieren over voetbal... Er zit geen één team van een Engelstalig land in de
kwartfinale... terwijl wij, 'the superior Dutch' nog volop in de race zijn...

(Wat ben ik ineens chauvinistisch geworden...)

Robert (die wel weer aan zijn sig kan gaan sleutelen...)

Robert Rood

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The Spark Miller twists facts:

> "In my talk last week ( A Forgotten Chapter: Holland Under the Third
> Reich) I stated that 70% of
> the Jews in Holland perished in the Holocaust. This 70% figure
> represents the highest loss in any
> country occupied by the Germans except for that of Poland. In my talk
> today I will try to explain
> just why the percentage in Holland was so high as it was."
>
> " Within a week of taking over Holland Arthur Seyss-Inquart made an
> address to the Dutch people.
> In his address Seyss-Inquart said that the Germans would not impose
> their ideology (that is, the
> Nazi ideology) on Holland; furthermore, he would respect existing Dutch
> laws. Many Dutch
> people were heartened by Seyss-Inquart's remarks; possibly life under a
> German occupation might
> not be so intolerable."
>
> "In my talk last week I spoke at length about resistance in war-time
> Holland. For a variety of
> reasons, it did not develop into a full-scale movement until mid 1943;
> unfortunately, by that time
> most of Holland's Jews long since been deported."

First I want to say this; This is about the sickest posting I have seen in
this newsgroup ever since I started reading and writing in this newsgroup.
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that there cannot be reasoned with
you or with one of the other non-Dutch racists that have been flowing this
newsgroup with anti-Dutch propaganda. You're here with only one intent and
that's to hurt people and therefor should people like you be removed from
the Internet.

Second; This is a newsgroup about football, not about English frustrations,
prejudices or lies about the Second Worldwar. The things that you're
spreading here are as off-topic as they are untrue

Third; If we don't look at the past but at present day, things are
different. Everywhere in Europe is racism flourishing except in the most
tolerant country of Europe; Holland. Racist political parties in Holland
are as good as dissapeared, in contrary to, for example, UK, Austria,
Belgium, Germany, France, Spain, Russia and Italy where those sort of
racist and violent political organisations are gaining more and more
support.

Fourth; If we do look at the past, the facts you are giving are twisted.
Why for example were those jews here? Because they were kicked out of every
other European country throughout history and only Holland could guarantee
them a safe place to live and equal rights. Why did so many Jews come to
Holland in the years before the Second Worldwar? Because again it was
Holland that would have those Jews in contrary to other European countries.
The rate of Jews that lived in Holland and died may be high, but that's
only because the amount of Jews living in Holland at that moment was so
high too, so they were very vulnerable to the small amount of traitors that
Holland did contain.

Fifth; The reason why Holland gave up resistence after two days of fierce
fighting back was the air strikes that Germany carried out on the major
Dutch cities. Further resistence would have meant the utter distruction of
Holland and many more casualties.

Last; You don't know a fuck about Holland or Dutch people, so shut the hell
up.

(Ik geef toe dat dit een erg oranje-gekleurd betoog is, maar dat was wel
effe nodig na deze aanval... Trouwens... Jelle... Meer geld naar
onderwijs??... Buiten Nederland harder nodig dan in Nederland... zo te
zien...)

Robert

Alasdair Allan

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Fustigator <fusti...@icone.org> wrote
> >Vincent Roelofs wrote:
> >
> >[snip]
> >
> >I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less
cognition than
> >a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that
sound
> >like bovine diseases?
> >
> >
> Is ODEN = Old Dementing Execrable Nerd ?
>
> Fusti (not a dutchman)

No your not Dutch are you, your a fucking child shagging Belgian cunt.
Obviously you've had enough of your fantasies about joining Marc Detroux on
a child sex tour of your abysmal Belgian shit-hole nation. Fucking hell
you paedophile cunts can't even decide on one name for your crappy little
country.

Belgie-Belgique cos your too gutless to assert your rule over the weak
Froggie cunts that make up half your population. Imagine scared of the


most cowardly peoples on earth, the Frog slime. How typical that you
confine your sexual activities to children.

--

Alasdair Allan

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M.A.R. Janssen <m...@SPAM.ME.AND.ILL.SEND.VAN.DAMME.dsv.nl> wrote

> On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 10:59:23 GMT, "Alasdair Allan"
> <usenet-...@ics-uk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >I went to the altavista babelfish to see if it would translate this shit
> >into a worthwhile language like English. Unsurprisingly Dutch wasn't an
> >option even though low quality slave languages like Portuguese were!
>
> Nice try, you Scroatish speaker.
>
> Here you are dissing any language but the English and what do I get
> when I type your name in in alta vista?
>
> TONNES OF PAGES of you posting in that baby-brabbling dialect!

The Webzine is in English. You must have been at the glue again fuckwit,
that or your education in the superior language to your native puking is
again failing you.

Alasdair Allan

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The Spark Miller <her...@spark.org> wrote

> Alasdair Allan wrote:
> > The irony about Dutch football, is that their vicious nature on the
park is
> > in total contrast to how the Hollandese conduct themselves in war,
where a
> > quick "come on in mein Nazi superhero" followed by a dropping of the
> > trousers to be taken up the arse by the German invader is commonly
expected
> > of the gutless cowards.
>
> You know? I find that the irony of a half-literate fan like Allie here,
> of the world's absolute suckiest soccer team (Wankers - I meant
> Rangers), griping about clog-fucks and their slightly less sucky soccer
> team, is abso-fucking-lutely delicious.

Whatever my choice of sport at least I have a worthwhile team to support
instead of suckling the tit of the USAF as its NUMBER ONE FAN (tm, Spanky
Miller) who ingloriously kicked you out for the atrocious work you carried
out on those Stealth planes which crashed after your so-called
"maintenance".

Still at least a quiet termination of service spares you the ignominy of a
show-trial on CNN with the whole world laughing at your incompetence.

Alasdair Allan

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Fustigator <fusti...@icone.org> wrote
> Lectoribus salutem hic do. Tu "Alasdair Allan"
> >Take a lesson and start speaking English, everyone else in your god
> >forwsaken flood plain is realising that and givin up Dutch, time for you
to
> >join the human race too.
>
> Scots ough to speak their *own* language and *not* that one of their
> cleverer subduers, the ugly "Sassenachs".

English is used as it is a nice simple language and easier to assimilate


Europe and the world than it would be using an interesting language like

Scots of Dorric. It already appears to be working as all you Dutchies give


up pseudo-nazi and start using English in schools and universities.

--

Alasdair Allan

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215 lbs of fun <oooo...@oooh.com> wrote
> Alasdair Allan wrote

> >> >a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names
that
> >> sound
> >> >like bovine diseases?
> >>
> >> No - they all sound like modes of transport!
> >>
> >> Roll-on Roelofs
> >
> >Hey, there's nothign wrong with "Roach Motels" for the English.
>
> For once, AA, you've lost me! The title of this thread cracks
me
> up every time. Oden , a fine piece of work! hahahahahaha!

Roach motels are metal boxes used for killing Roaches. Roll-On Roll-Off
Ferries are metal boxes used for killing the English.

Alasdair Allan

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D. van der Velde <d.vande...@telecom-ptt.nl> wrote

> > The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch
soccer...

>Glad to hear you finally have television in your country

Strange that seeing as my country invented television and gave it to the
world.

The only things you clog fucks have given to the world are new strains of
syphilus.

I also note your Usenet Newsreader is fucked posting using HTML like a


wanker and embarrassing yourself. Typical witless Clog can't even use the
fucking Internet.

--

theo1610

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Oden <od...@alt.net> wrote:

>Vincent Roelofs wrote:

>[snip]

>I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less cognition than

>a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog fucks have names that sound
>like bovine diseases?

Que pasa o dennenbaum, problems with your stomach?


theo1610 @wxs.nl
"lievebeheersbeestjes bv."


theo1610

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oden <od...@alt.net> wrote:

>Hmmm... Interesting you mention Nazism... guilty conscious, eh?

I guess you're an expert on that subject?
Perhaps you should try Prozac?

theo1610 @wxs.nl
"lievebeheersbeestjes bv."


theo1610

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Oden <od...@alt.net> wrote:

>Wings wrote:

>> In <3598405A...@alt.net> Oden <od...@alt.net> writes:
>> >
>> >Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>> >
>> >[snip]
>> >
>> >I have to ask... besides being demented inbred dwarves with less
>> >cognition than a bowl of sea monkeys, why is it that all you clog
>> fucks have >namesthat sound like bovine diseases?
>>

>> Sounds like we have a sore loser here.

>Lookit, you thick goon, I hate them because they are *morons*. Being
>dutch just makes spotting it easier.

>> Hasn't got much class, either.

>Lemme guess, Griselda, you're one of those "roamy" chicks from up east
>whose mummy put her through school at Smith, Wesley, or Fuckstump State
>and you got to go on that neato exchange program to Rotterdam when you
>were a sophomore so *now* your an authority on what true "culture" is
>since you let a syphilitic pizza delivery boy from Estonia feel you up
>at the hash bar.

>Get fucked, flabby, you're a doss COW.

This poor boy has a serious problem. I'm afraid he
don't know how to clean his ass after visiting the toilet.

Seems nice for his partner.


theo1610 @wxs.nl
"lievebeheersbeestjes bv."


Wings

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In <01bda47f$fe3db260$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk> "Alasdair Allan"

<x-st...@null.net> writes:
>
>M.A.R. Janssen <m...@SPAM.ME.AND.ILL.SEND.VAN.DAMME.dsv.nl> wrote
>> On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 10:59:23 GMT, "Alasdair Allan"
>> <usenet-...@ics-uk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> >I went to the altavista babelfish to see if it would translate this
shit
>> >into a worthwhile language like English. Unsurprisingly Dutch
wasn't an
>> >option even though low quality slave languages like Portuguese
were!
>>
>> Nice try, you Scroatish speaker.
>>
>> Here you are dissing any language but the English and what do I get
>> when I type your name in in alta vista?
>>
>> TONNES OF PAGES of you posting in that baby-brabbling dialect!
>
>The Webzine is in English. You must have been at the glue again
fuckwit,
>that or your education in the superior language to your native puking
is
>again failing you.

Funny you should mention the word education. Did you get one? If so,
did they teach you anything? I mean ANYTHING? Get a job, Alastair, make
yourself useful, stop drinking, and grow up. You guys are out of the
Worldcup, get used to it. You got beat. I told you last night that that
could happen. Told you so, Alastair. So sorry....!

Martina

Wings

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In <01bda482$f7a177e0$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk> "Alasdair Allan"

<x-st...@null.net> writes:
>
>D. van der Velde <d.vande...@telecom-ptt.nl> wrote
>> > The football world was shocked this evening when mindless Dutch
>soccer...
>
>>Glad to hear you finally have television in your country
>
>Strange that seeing as my country invented television and gave it to
the
>world.

Scotland invented the TV???? That's a new one.....


>
>The only things you clog fucks have given to the world are new strains
of
>syphilus.
>
>I also note your Usenet Newsreader is fucked posting using HTML like a
>wanker and embarrassing yourself. Typical witless Clog can't even use
the
>fucking Internet.

Go drink some more...... and then go sleep it off...... because in the
morning you can start all over again when you wake up to that wonderful
glorious feeling that Argentina has beaten you ONCE AGAIN! I was
rooting for you guys up until yesterday when you got on the scene......
Yessssssss there is justice.....!

Wings

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In <MPG.100348eaa...@news.earthlink.net>
rbar...@earthlink.net (Robert F. Barends) writes:
>
>In article <01bda481$9c3fb840$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>, x-
>sta...@null.net says...
>> Fustigator <fusti...@icone.org> wrote
>> > >Vincent Roelofs wrote:
>> > >[snip]
>> > >

>> > Is ODEN = Old Dementing Execrable Nerd ?
>> > Fusti (not a dutchman)
>> No your not Dutch are you, your a fucking child shagging Belgian
cunt.
>> Obviously you've had enough of your fantasies about joining Marc
Detroux on
>> a child sex tour of your abysmal Belgian shit-hole nation. Fucking
hell
>> you paedophile cunts can't even decide on one name for your crappy
little
>> country.
>
>Ellie, Ellie, you are so welcome in this newsgroup ("which newsgroup?"

>you ask? Well, fuck if I'm going to tell you). We all get such a good
>laugh out of your childlike antics, your whining and your swearing.
>

>> Belgie-Belgique cos your too gutless to assert your rule over the
weak
>> Froggie cunts that make up half your population.
>

>Ellie proudly displays her ignorance. The Flemish descended mostly
>from the Spanish. Right, Fustigator ?
>

>> Imagine scared of the
>> most cowardly peoples on earth, the Frog slime. How typical that
you
>> confine your sexual activities to children.
>

>What do you confine your sexual activities to, Ellie ? Cucumbers,
>bananas and Ken The LifeSize Doll ?
>
>> Alasdair (aka Ellie)
>
>Ellie and Odor, a pair apart!!

Let me correct you, Rob, it's Odor the NULL......

Martina

>Rob


theo1610

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Oden <od...@alt.net> wrote:
>Robert F. Barends wrote:

>I'm not English, you dumb drug addict.

You really like a conversation with a drug addict?
At first I like to know if your mental-guide (shrink?)
for the moment is number 10th or already past the 16th?
And what is your mental defect at the moment?

>Whatever, you illiterate sex worker, I *hate* soccer,

>it's pointless and played by HOMOSEXUALS.

I started to wonder what you was doing here, but now it's clear.
You miss your friend and you feel little and lonely?
I hope you start to feel better very soon my boy.

And enjoy your ballroom-dance training, I'm sure one of the
ladies will be gentleman enoff to take the leading roll!

Have a nice day.
Ps, If there are some mistakes in my message,
it's probally due to the dope, sorry for that.


theo1610 @wxs.nl
"lievebeheersbeestjes bv."


Jelle Sjollema

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Alasdair Allan wrote

>It already appears to be working as all you Dutchies give
>up pseudo-nazi and start using English in schools and universities.

If Hitler had been an englishman or american, he would suggest exactly the
same.

Je||e (Who is the Nazi?)

Erwin Tijms

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Robert F. Barends:

> Like I give a flyin' fuck. English, British, you're
> all a bunch of sheepshaggers.

Well, except for Beckham the spice-fucker.

groet,
Erwin

Frits van Soldt

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Odor wrote:
> smack, sex with donkeys, anything to avoid a conversation with a Dutch-like
> person.
>
What if your daddy finds out you are typing all of these nasty words
on his computer? You will be punsihed again just like the last time
he caught you wanking.
--

Alasdair Allan

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Wings <mj...@ix.netcom.com> wrote

> In <01bda482$f7a177e0$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk> "Alasdair Allan"
> <x-st...@null.net> writes:
> >>Glad to hear you finally have television in your country
> >
> >Strange that seeing as my country invented television and gave it to the
> >world.
>
> Scotland invented the TV???? That's a new one.....

No its pretty old now, I know you backward shites only just got the
technology but Logie-Baird invented the television in Glasgow in 1920 (ish).

> >I also note your Usenet Newsreader is fucked posting using HTML like a
> >wanker and embarrassing yourself. Typical witless Clog can't even use
> the
> >fucking Internet.
>
> Go drink some more...... and then go sleep it off...... because in the
> morning you can start all over again when you wake up to that wonderful
> glorious feeling that Argentina has beaten you ONCE AGAIN! I was
> rooting for you guys up until yesterday when you got on the scene......
> Yessssssss there is justice.....!

Err, Scotland didn't play Argentina you thick as fuck Clog wanker. The team
I was supporting (Argies) won last night.

Perhaps you should try re-reading your posts and then you might notice when
you contradict yourself. That will help you fuck up less often, I mean you
will still make continual errors but probably slightly less frequently.

--
Cheers,
Alasdair Allan
Rangers Webzine - http://www.x-static.demon.co.uk/rangers

CouncilOf3

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Ed LuX wrote:

> Yes, very funny, but would you mind adjusting the line length of your
> articles to 72 characters or thereabouts? Some of us still do have to
> read Usenet on a simple b/w terminal with fixed pitch character width.

And just when do you plan on moving into the '90's?

Wings

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In <35b0bf00...@news.alt.net> nospam...@newsguy.com (R A I
D E R) writes:
>
>On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 22:22:35 -0500, rbar...@earthlink.net (Robert F.
>Barends) wrote:
>
>>>In article <35998E95...@alt.net>, od...@alt.net says...
>>> >Robert F. Barends wrote:
>>> > > od...@alt.net says...
>>> > >
>>> > > > > Clogs don't *frighten* anyone... except small asian boys.
>>> > > > Yeah, but look who's still in the World Cup
>>> > A lamebrain excuse from a limeboy
>>> I'm not English, you dumb drug addict.
>>
>>Like I give a flyin' fuck. English, British, you're
>>all a bunch of sheepshaggers.
>
>Rob, you really should consider changing your surname from Barends
>to something more appropriate, like Doltboy.

Hee, Rob, waar heeft ie het over? Ik ben niet zo goed in Britse
uitdrukkingen......

It's a miracle you
>haven't been run out of Houston yet, but keep your bags packed and
>an open ticket on Greyhound in your wallet. It will come in handy
>some day.

We love Rob here. Now on the other hand, if you showed up, we would BUY
your ticket out of here. And Greyhound would indeed be the preferred
method. A one way ticket to ...... Argentina? Let them take care of
there. They've shown that they can do it.


>
>>> > a cactus up his arse.
>>> Please... keep your boyfriend's peccadilloes private.
>>
>>No boyfriends here, assboy. And rotate that cactus a
>>quarter turn every morning. That is an order.
>

>Still the same one-act repertoire, I see. You have a strange
>obsession with cacti and other folk's asses. Seek help immediately.
>
>It may well be that your preoccupation with cacti is symbolic of
>the little pricks on them, which of course is nothing more than your
>way of indicating how homesick for the Nutterlands you really are.

Oh now this is new.

>After all, the Nutterlands is nothing but a country full of little
>pricks. Correction: A country full of stupid little pricks. Right
>now, it's one short. Heed your calling.


>
>>Don't forget about rotating the cactus, Odor.
>>
>>Rob
>

>* R A I D E R *
>
>Nature does make mistakes: sometimes she puts all the bones in the
>head and none in the back. --Texas Herald

Hey don't mess with Texas......

Martina


Martin

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Jelle Sjollema wrote:

Well that's indefinite, but it is pretty clear who the child molesting,
murdering, clog wearing coprophiles are.


Wings

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>> >I also note your Usenet Newsreader is fucked posting using HTML
like a
>> >wanker and embarrassing yourself. Typical witless Clog can't even
use
>> the
>> >fucking Internet.
>>
>> Go drink some more...... and then go sleep it off...... because in
the
>> morning you can start all over again when you wake up to that
wonderful
>> glorious feeling that Argentina has beaten you ONCE AGAIN! I was
>> rooting for you guys up until yesterday when you got on the
scene......
>> Yessssssss there is justice.....!
>
>Err, Scotland didn't play Argentina you thick as fuck Clog wanker.
The team
>I was supporting (Argies) won last night.

So that's the extent of your patriotism. Rooting for Argentina against
your fellow Brits just because they're English? Were you for Argentina
in the Falkland war too?

>
>Perhaps you should try re-reading your posts and then you might notice
when
>you contradict yourself. That will help you fuck up less often, I
mean you
>will still make continual errors but probably slightly less
frequently.

Practice makes perfect. You silly little Scot. Good thing you're not
standing next to me. I'd stomp my high heel so hard on your toes, you'd
remember this little Dutchie.......

Go Holland Go......!

Martina

Martin

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Erwin Tijms wrote:

> Robert F. Barends:


> > Like I give a flyin' fuck. English, British, you're
> > all a bunch of sheepshaggers.

> Well, except for Beckham the spice-fucker.

Beckham did do posh spice. Although this occurred when she was past
puberty and not locked in the common clog paedo dungeon, strewn with
kiddy carcasses.

Martin.


215 lbs of fun

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Robert Rood wrote in message <35991B16...@flash.a2000.nl>...
>untermensch wrote:
>
>> >Yeah.... So fuckin' what???....If it was merely this point that
>> >he/she/whatever wanted to state, I could have agreed... But why should
it
>> be
>> >followed by a pathetic, laughable argument about child abuse, Nazi's,
war
>> >criminals and heroine??...
>>
>> Then answer his post. This is usenet, the thread has moved on, clogger.
>
>I did... Too bad I didn't post it in your pathetic 'nuke this, nuke that'
>newsgroups... and why should I even bother to reply to such a nonsense...
It
>isn't the fault of us, the superior Dutch people, that no-brains like you
are so
>frustrated...

Glad to see you're consistent by not replying in the nuke groups to any
posts, at least.

yada yada- I merely mentioned the studding incident, I snipped his original
troll(top marks AA)- You are slapping the wrong cheese, silly orange clog.

dab


215 lbs of fun

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Brian M wrote in message <01bda468$1b35b2e0$0bc3...@Highwire.u-net.com>...
>Eigenlijk, jullie moeten weten, in schotland wij noemen Rangers 'The
>Huns'.
>Zij zijn als de Ajax van Schotland, iedereen haten hun (?).
>Meneer Allan is een trollende (?:)) klootzak, en ik verloof je dit, niet
>iedereen in Schotland is als A.A.
>Wacht op! JA JA JA de Cambell goal is net 'disallowed'!!!
>Anyway.
>De beste is dat je over hem kunnen spreeken en hij zulen niets
>verstaan...:)
>Doe maar!
>Ga naar a.s.s.e.u.k and je zullen alles over hem leren.
>(Tut tut Ally..)

Of course he understands, silly clog- he is lulling you into a false sense
of security. As for the Sol Campbell goal- the goalie viciously assaulted
Shearer with his eye.

dab


Alasdair Allan

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Robert F. Barends <rbar...@earthlink.net> wrote

> In article <01bda481$9c3fb840$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk>, x-
> sta...@null.net says...
> > Belgie-Belgique cos your too gutless to assert your rule over the weak
> > Froggie cunts that make up half your population.
>
> Ellie proudly displays her ignorance. The Flemish descended mostly
> from the Spanish. Right, Fustigator ?

Yeuch, I think I'm going to vomit. A country where half the people are
gutless filthy Frog and the other half are lazy Diego thieves. No wonder
Belgium ended up as the child-fuckers paradise.

Alasdair Allan

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Wings <mj...@ix.netcom.com> wrote

> In <01bda47f$fe3db260$cf81...@x-static.demon.co.uk> "Alasdair Allan"
> <x-st...@null.net> writes:
> >The Webzine is in English. You must have been at the glue again
> fuckwit,
> >that or your education in the superior language to your native puking
> is
> >again failing you.
>
> Funny you should mention the word education. Did you get one? If so,
> did they teach you anything? I mean ANYTHING? Get a job, Alastair, make
> yourself useful, stop drinking, and grow up. You guys are out of the
> Worldcup, get used to it. You got beat. I told you last night that that
> could happen. Told you so, Alastair. So sorry....!

JHFC, what have we here a bastard brain surgeon. You *knew* Scotland would
be out of the World Cup today and said so yesterday. Unbe-fucking-lievable
seeing as they went out last week.

Thick as shite Clog fuck.

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