Re: Corona Update 31: Why Worldcup scoccer players are not yet dropping dead, the thruth will shock you ! =D

[Pancho Sanza]

Na tusia e Skybuck Flying:

>Have you noticed this piss-poor performance of the Netherlands ? Have
>you noticed the left flank to be not used and very weak ? Have you
>noticed the enormous ammount of ball loss ? Have you noticed the scared
>play of number 17 ? Have you noticed the 2 shots on opposite goal, worst
>statistic since 1966 ? Example matches: Worldcup 2022, Senegal vs the
>Netherlands Worldcup 2022, Ecuador vs the Netherlands. After some
>investigation I now present the thruth to you which will shock you:
>Player Number 17, known as Daley Blind, son of Team Mananger Danny
>Blind, has myocarditis and a pace maker to prevent him from dropping
>dead on the playfield ! There has already been an incident where his
>pacemaker failed and he almost dropped dead on the playfield. This
>shocked the world-scoccer community but may be unknown to the rest of
>the world, well perhaps soon they will find out the thruth as well, as
>this player number 17 may drop dead after all. Most likely after this
>incident sport journalists started asking hard questions and the thruth
>came out, it's now recorded on wikipedia:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daley_Blind " Health On 21 December 2019,
>it was revealed Blind had been diagnosed with myocarditis, and had been
>fitted with an implantable cardioverter-defibrillator.[34] " No mention
>of any corona vaccinations taken, but those who have been paying
>attention know the following joke: "The benefit of being a conspiracy
>theorist/believer/follower is that you don't end up with myocarditis and
>you don't drop dead from heart attacks". Clearly this player number 17
>is very scared that something will happen to his pacemaker on playfield,
>explaining his piss-poor performance and scared play. It also explains
>why the Dutch team tries to avoid him, very scared of him and a weak
>player. His Daddy wants to be proud of his son and refuses to bench him.
>Ecuador might loose against Senegal and thus Ecuador give it their all
>against the Dutch Team. The Dutch Team plays with 5 defenders which I
>like very much, they held their ground ending the match in a 1 v 1
>result. The Dutch team now only has to break-even against Quator to be
>through to the quater finals. The match between Senegal and Ecuador will
>probably turn into a blood bath. Both teams can still go through but
>then they must win ! I highly recommend watching this upcoming match !
>Senegal played stronger than the Dutch, Senegal won the Africa Cup,
>Senegal only has 3 points and must defeat Ecuador to be through to the
>quator-finals. While Ecuador can still be through if they break even and
>the Dutch loose vs Quator. There might be some other combinations if it
>gets really close, for example both Ecuador and Dutch loose, then I
>believe number of goals plays a role but I am not sure ! ;) In case you
>want to see the suspicious moments of player number 17 himself, then I
>have compiled a short list for you of most telling moments, but there
>are many more visible in these two matches: Netherlands vs Senegal
>analysis: 1. Playing time: 35 minutes 56 seconds (Number 17 shoots ball
>out of bounds) Netherlands vs Ecuador analysis: 1. Playing time: 5
>minutes and 40 seconds in the game (number 5 avoids number 17 which
>eventually leads to a goal, number 17 is superfluous.). 2. Playing time:
>48 minutes and 31 seconds in the game (number 17 afraid to take the ball
>to the chest, afraid to hit the pacemaker.) 3. Playing time: 90 minutes
>+ 5 minutes + 40 seconds in the game. (afraid to attack the last 20
>seconds of the game) Now you know the thruth ! Why scoccer players have
>not (yet) dropped dead during the WorldCup 2022 in Quator ! However the
>tournament has just started ! Perhaps some of them will start dropping
>dead afterall, during the tournament ! Italy has banned/outlawed
>pacemakers during football matches. I wonder if pace makers might give
>scoccer players an secret adventage. Ofcourse as a worldcup-scoccer-fan
>I am against technical devices inside player's bodies to prevent any
>form of mechanical cheating ! It will also be fascinating to observe the
>worldcup 2022 scoccer results of western countries, who mass-vaccinated
>their citizens and potentially their scoccer players. So far many
>western-world countries have performed piss-poor, could this be because
>of the corona vaccination and myocarditis starting to form inside of
>their bodies !? Continue to watch the World Cup 2022 in Quator to find
>out the THRUTH ! =D

Als je er nou gewoon van uitgaat dat de kwartfinale(*) het eindpunt
vormt voor de deelname van het Nederlands elftal aan dit Wereld-
kampioenschap Voetbal, hoef je je tenminste niet zo druk te maken in de
tussenliggende tijd.

Je lopen opwinden over zo'n onbenullig balspelletje is slecht voor de
rikketik, weetjewel.

(*) als het mee zit

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Pancho