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Dub Remix The Virtual Bollox

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Oct 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/24/98
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<The_Vol...@existentialist.van.bc.ca=http> wrote:

> A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
> Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.

Bollox. I live in Ireland most of the major beers here are as just as
piss as the American ones. Irish beer drinkers are the most clueless in
Europe. I have tasted some US microbrews like Seneca that blow anything
we have here in Ireland out of the water.

Irish beer is mostly piss because we have a neo-marxist pub culture were
stupid motherfuckers think that Ritz is a high-class product.

The people with the most discriminating taste in Ireland are the winos
and tramps. Rubbing Alcohol and Menthlyeted Spirits are better quality
beverages than either Smithwicks and Harp.

I stopped drinking Stout cos if makes my shite turn black.


--
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The Voltairian

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A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.

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Kees van den Doel

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Oct 25, 1998, 2:00:00 AM10/25/98
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In article <1103_90...@light20.lightspeed.bc.ca>,

>A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
>Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.

Horen jullie dat Padvinders?

It is better, not molecule.

Ur ur ur.


Kees (AWJHEFTINGMODE OFF Kees Dat steeg me reply had geweest, in The
Planet van Vancouver, zeggus wat.)

Roelf Renkema

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Op 25 Oct 1998 07:59:35 +0100, schreef Kees van den Doel
<kvan...@xs4all.nl> :

>It is better, not molecule.

Dat moet Moortgat zijn, Duvel.

Mayhem

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Kees van den Doel wrote in message <70ui8n$48b$1...@xs1.xs4all.nl>...

>In article <1103_90...@light20.lightspeed.bc.ca>,
>The Voltairian
<The_Vol...@existentialist.van.bc.ca=http://CourtJester.dragonfire.net/F
orm/> wrote:
>
>>A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
>>Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.
>
>Horen jullie dat Padvinders?
>
>It is better, not molecule.
>
>Ur ur ur.
>
>
>Kees (AWJHEFTINGMODE OFF Kees Dat steeg me reply had geweest, in The
> Planet van Vancouver, zeggus wat.)

De Padvinders daar leer je pas zuipe.........

Mayhem.

Mayhem

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Roelf Renkema wrote in message ...

>Op 25 Oct 1998 07:59:35 +0100, schreef Kees van den Doel
><kvan...@xs4all.nl> :
>
>>It is better, not molecule.
>
>Dat moet Moortgat zijn, Duvel.

Neenee, Leffe!!!

Mayhem.


Azrifel

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Kees van den Doel heeft geschreven in bericht

>Ur ur ur.


Har har har, barf.


>Kees (AWJHEFTINGMODE OFF Kees Dat steeg me reply had geweest, in
The
> Planet van Vancouver, zeggus wat.)


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Brendan Heading

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Oct 25, 1998, 2:00:00 AM10/25/98
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In article <1998102422...@p8.sligo1.tinet.ie>, Dub Remix The
Virtual Bollox <kfuz...@SPAMJAM.tinet.ie> writes

>> A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
>> Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.
>

>Bollox. I live in Ireland most of the major beers here are as just as
>piss as the American ones. Irish beer drinkers are the most clueless in
>Europe. I have tasted some US microbrews like Seneca that blow anything
>we have here in Ireland out of the water.

I agree with this. Guinness is the only "proper beer" show in town here
really. Aside from that more seasoned drinkers have Smithwicks or Bass
(I like Saltzenbrau too) which are fuller than the watery crap stuff -
Carling, Tennants, Miller, Bud etc. I have to admit that the watery crap
often has it's applications though.

Americans seem to have a fairly strongly developed beering tradition. In
Olympia there was a massive Olympia brewing company, and a smaller
brewery (Fishtale) which sold lovely stuff, in about 6 different forms.
In a restaurant in Seattle there was a separate menu for the beer that
you could have with your meal. I counted 14 different types coming from
their own brewery - all different flavours and strengths.

>I stopped drinking Stout cos if makes my shite turn black.

Yes, the bitumen effect the following morning is a bit of a downside.
But it's worth it just for that feeling you get when you finally let it
go.

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Madra Dubh

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Oct 25, 1998, 2:00:00 AM10/25/98
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Once upon a time, my dear old Da' and I decided to make our own beer. We
bought bottles, a beer hydrometer, a capper and caps, hops flavored malt
syrup, a very good beer yeast, five pounds of sugar, and dipped up five
gallons of spring water. We mixed up the sugar, water, malt, and yeast. Set
the stone crock in a dark corner of our basement, covering it with cheese
cloth. In about a day the wort began to work. In about five days, the sugar
content had dropped to about (I think) 1.5 or 2%. We baked the bottles,
cooled them, bottled and capped the stuff. We let the bottles sit a week
until the lees settled to the bottom. Then two quarts went into the ice box
for a day. At last, the night had come. We popped the caps, poured out a
glass of fine brown beer and began to sip away. Before we knew it we were
both drunk as lords. When we woke up the next morning, Mom had dumped the
beer and all the equipment at an undisclosed location. No more beer was made
at the Caine house.
-Conway
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Bolagaia

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Oct 25, 1998, 2:00:00 AM10/25/98
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<<Americans seem to have a fairly strongly developed beering tradition. In
Olympia there was a massive Olympia brewing company>>

Ah, my daddy worked there for 35 years, unfortunately, the beer
sucked....but I'll take a Fishhook anytime!

LuluGaia

If you judge people, you have no time to love them - Mother Theresa

The Voltairian

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Oct 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/26/98
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Micro-brews tend to be good in most places, because the chemicals can't be affordable to the people
brewing the beer.

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Doug Stevens

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Guiness in the UK is OK, but imported Guiness is absolutely awful. I've had it
twice (suspecting that it had been mis-handled the first time), and I threw away
most of it both times.

Olympia is an unfortunate brewery to cite as an example of good American
brewing. We used to say that the first step in making Olympia was to pass it
through a horse. It's _really_ watery.

Fishtale, on the other hand, is an excellent example of American brewing. I
hadn't tried it until recently; I had a bottle of their Mud Shark porter, and
thought it was great.

Local microbreweries are proliferating in the Northwest. If you're in Portland
(or can find their beers outside Portland, which is not real likely), try
Widmer's (especially their Blackbier) and Bridgeport. Full Sail (from the town
of Hood River, just up the Columbia river) is also excellent. A beer you can
only find in-town, and only at the pub, is McMenamin's Terminator stout, which
is my favorite among all the microbrews.

Brendan Heading wrote:

> ... Guinness is the only "proper beer" show in town here really ...


>
> Americans seem to have a fairly strongly developed beering tradition. In

> Olympia there was a massive Olympia brewing company, and a smaller

> brewery (Fishtale) which sold lovely stuff, in about 6 different forms ...


>
> >I stopped drinking Stout cos if makes my shite turn black.
>
> Yes, the bitumen effect the following morning is a bit of a downside.
> But it's worth it just for that feeling you get when you finally let it
> go.
>
> --
> Brendan Heading
> NB: Please remove spamguard to reply
>
> "Isn't it about time we made life better for ordinary Irish
> people instead of giving them rosary beads and telling them
> to pray ?" - Noel Browne

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Squid

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Oct 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/26/98
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Doug Stevens wrote in message <3634AED4...@tek.com>...

>Guiness in the UK is OK, but imported Guiness is absolutely awful. I've had
it
>twice (suspecting that it had been mis-handled the first time), and I threw
away
>most of it both times.
>
>Olympia is an unfortunate brewery to cite as an example of good American
>brewing. We used to say that the first step in making Olympia was to pass
it
>through a horse. It's _really_ watery.

Kawartha Lakes Brewery - Now thats a beer (shameless plug!!)
>

Hans-Willem ten Brinke

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Kees van den Doel wrote:

> >A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
> >Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.
>

> Horen jullie dat Padvinders?

Padvinders?
Kratvinders zul je bedoelen. Het enige wat ze doen is bier zuipen (en ter bestrijding van de vergrijzing
oude dametjes overhoop helpen steken).

HW


Azrifel

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Brendan Heading heeft geschreven in bericht ...

>In article <1998102422...@p8.sligo1.tinet.ie>, Dub Remix The
>Virtual Bollox <kfuz...@SPAMJAM.tinet.ie> writes

>>> A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.


A men's beers are the Trappistes from Belgium and especially those with
double or triple alcoholic fermentation.
- Westmalle Trappiste Trippel
- Trappistes Rochefort
- Delerium Tremens
- Chimay Peres Trappistes 7% (Brown)
- Chimay Peres Trappistes 9% (Blue)
- Leffe
- Duvel


>>Europe. I have tasted some US microbrews like Seneca that blow
anything
>>we have here in Ireland out of the water.

>I agree with this. Guinness is the only "proper beer" show in town here
>really. Aside from that more seasoned drinkers have Smithwicks or Bass
>(I like Saltzenbrau too) which are fuller than the watery crap stuff -
>Carling, Tennants, Miller, Bud etc. I have to admit that the watery
crap
>often has it's applications though.


Try the Dutch Alfa from Limburg or most German beers brewed by the
Rheinheids Gebot.

>Americans seem to have a fairly strongly developed beering tradition.
In
>Olympia there was a massive Olympia brewing company, and a smaller
>brewery (Fishtale) which sold lovely stuff, in about 6 different forms.

Have a holiday in Belgium and visit a random pub. Try every strange
looking beer on the card and a you'll discover a new beer heaven. With
any luck Dr. Fustigator can give you some advice of what to taste and
where to taste it.

>In a restaurant in Seattle there was a separate menu for the beer that
>you could have with your meal. I counted 14 different types coming from
>their own brewery - all different flavours and strengths.


Hmm. even Grolsch and Heiniken do that kind of stuff.
Grolsch has regular Pilsner, a parnership with Gulpener for the "Giants
series" a beer for every Season, a beer for the "New Year" and various
one-offs.

Azrifel

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Dub Remix The Virtual Bollox heeft geschreven in bericht
<1998102422...@p8.sligo1.tinet.ie>...

><The_Vol...@existentialist.van.bc.ca=http> wrote:
>Menthlyeted Spirits are better quality
>beverages than either Smithwicks and Harp.

Especially for fat V8's.


>I stopped drinking Stout cos if makes my shite turn black.


Doesn't beer like Guinnes turn your tongue black, so your girlfriend
doesn't want to kiss you with the lights on?

@ndré

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Hans-Willem ten Brinke heeft geschreven in bericht
<3634D572...@student.utwente.nl>...

>
>
>Kees van den Doel wrote:
>
>> In article <1103_90...@light20.lightspeed.bc.ca>,
>> The Voltairian
<The_Vol...@existentialist.van.bc.ca=http://CourtJester.dragonfire.net/F
orm/> wrote:
>>
>> >A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
>> >Smithwicks and Heineken are better then American/Canadian macro brew.
>>
>> Horen jullie dat Padvinders?
>
>Padvinders?
>Kratvinders zul je bedoelen. Het enige wat ze doen is bier zuipen (en ter
bestrijding van de vergrijzing
>oude dametjes overhoop helpen steken).
>
>HW
>
Och....heb je die maf uit Enschede ook weer...........
(familie van kees of zo...???)

Hockersmith

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Oct 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/27/98
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Madra Dubh <m...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<70vur7$3...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...

> Once upon a time, my dear old Da' and I decided to make our own beer.
We
> bought bottles, a beer hydrometer, a capper and caps, hops flavored malt
> syrup, a very good beer yeast, five pounds of sugar, and dipped up five
> gallons of spring water. We mixed up the sugar, water, malt, and yeast.
Set
> the stone crock in a dark corner of our basement, covering it with cheese
> cloth. In about a day the wort began to work. In about five days, the
sugar
> content had dropped to about (I think) 1.5 or 2%. We baked the bottles,
> cooled them, bottled and capped the stuff. We let the bottles sit a week
> until the lees settled to the bottom. Then two quarts went into the ice
box
> for a day. At last, the night had come. We popped the caps, poured out a
> glass of fine brown beer and began to sip away. Before we knew it we were
> both drunk as lords. When we woke up the next morning, Mom had dumped the
> beer and all the equipment at an undisclosed location. No more beer was
made
> at the Caine house.
> -Conway

That is one of the saddest stories I have ever heard...having recently
stolen all my husbands beer making schtuff...to brew up a porter, for
Christmas.
KateH

Hans-Willem ten Brinke

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Oct 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/27/98
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"@ndré" wrote:

Neen, ik ben geen familie van Kees.


Fustigator

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Tu, "Azrifel" <T-b...@icone.spemstop.org>, die Mon, 26 Oct 1998
19:44:06 +0100, in foro soc.culture.belgium (et aliis) scripsisti:

>Brendan Heading heeft geschreven in bericht ...

>>In article <1998102422...@p8.sligo1.tinet.ie>, Dub Remix The
>>Virtual Bollox <kfuz...@SPAMJAM.tinet.ie> writes


>
>>>> A man's beer is Guinness, not Molson or Budwiser.
>
>

>A men's beers are the Trappistes from Belgium and especially those with
>double or triple alcoholic fermentation.
>- Westmalle Trappiste Trippel
>- Trappistes Rochefort
>- Delerium Tremens
>- Chimay Peres Trappistes 7% (Brown)
>- Chimay Peres Trappistes 9% (Blue)
>- Leffe
>- Duvel

Delirium tremens , Leffe and Duvel are not exactly "trappist beers"
but they are excellent too!

In Belgium we have as trappist beer:

1. Westmalle,
2. West-Vleteren (Sixtus beer)
which are flemish.
The walloon trappists are
3. Rochefort,
4. Orval,
5. Chimay.
An that's <all>.

But in each of those 5 names you have several sorts of trappist beers.

See http://www.beerritz.co.uk/br_trap.htm for details about those
beers.

In Holland and Germany you might find one or two trappist beers.

>
>>>Europe. I have tasted some US microbrews like Seneca that blow
>anything
>>>we have here in Ireland out of the water.
>
>>I agree with this. Guinness is the only "proper beer" show in town here
>>really. Aside from that more seasoned drinkers have Smithwicks or Bass
>>(I like Saltzenbrau too) which are fuller than the watery crap stuff -
>>Carling, Tennants, Miller, Bud etc. I have to admit that the watery
>crap
>>often has it's applications though.
>
>
>Try the Dutch Alfa from Limburg or most German beers brewed by the
>Rheinheids Gebot.

"RheinheidsGebot" gives no indication about <quality> of beer (taste)
just gives that there are no other additives in the beer except thze
list which is legally permitted in Germany.

>>Americans seem to have a fairly strongly developed beering tradition.
>In
>>Olympia there was a massive Olympia brewing company, and a smaller
>>brewery (Fishtale) which sold lovely stuff, in about 6 different forms.
>
>Have a holiday in Belgium and visit a random pub. Try every strange
>looking beer on the card and a you'll discover a new beer heaven. With
>any luck Dr. Fustigator can give you some advice of what to taste and
>where to taste it.

In all drinking places in Belgium you will have a broad assortiment of
beers. In the big cities it will be average better, but some times
even in remote places you are entering the paradise's lobby....

In case Europe is too far, the "Belgian House" in Delhi (Ontario,
Canada, not far from the Niagara falls, south west from Hamilton)
already could serve you quite a few brands. You can't miss it , since
it is along the main road who crosses the village of Delhi.

>
>>In a restaurant in Seattle there was a separate menu for the beer that
>>you could have with your meal. I counted 14 different types coming from
>>their own brewery - all different flavours and strengths.
>
>
>Hmm. even Grolsch and Heiniken do that kind of stuff.
>Grolsch has regular Pilsner, a parnership with Gulpener for the "Giants
>series" a beer for every Season, a beer for the "New Year" and various
>one-offs.

Infinite is the variety in belgian beers.
Belgium is really a beer-lover's paradise!

Fustigator
http://oehoeboeroe.icone.org/scn/scn.htm

Madra Dubh

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You think you are sad. You should have seen Da and me and us both with
hangovers and nothing to effect the cure.
-Conway

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Ming the Mirthless

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On Mon, 26 Oct 1998 09:18:12 -0800, Doug Stevens
<Doug.Stevens?@tek.com> wrote:

>Guiness in the UK is OK, but imported Guiness is absolutely awful. I've had it
>twice (suspecting that it had been mis-handled the first time), and I threw away
>most of it both times.

On this subject, can anyone tell me what is the point of Guinness
Original in cans? It just doesn't work and I don't think I've ever
seen anyone (else) drink it. And the cans are smaller than the
Draught ones. It makes no sense. I drank six cans last night and it
made even less sense.


Brendan Heading

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In article <36371582...@news.xara.com>, Ming the Mirthless
<frow...@your.posts> writes

>>Guiness in the UK is OK, but imported Guiness is absolutely awful. I've had it
>>twice (suspecting that it had been mis-handled the first time), and I threw
>away
>>most of it both times.
>
>On this subject, can anyone tell me what is the point of Guinness
>Original in cans?

It's utterly rancid and makes you fart like hell.

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