Mexican Jokes...

[Ella R. Lee]

why do mexicans have noses?
so they can have something to pick in the winter.
why don't mexicans grill out?
because the beans would fall through the grill.

[Gringo]

Q. How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car?
A. One if you hit 'em right.

Q. What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A. Bean dip.

Q. Why do Mexicans refry beans?
A. Mexicans can't do anything right the first time.

Q. Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A. So they can take bubble baths.

Q. Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico?
A. All the Mexicans who can swim are over here.

Q. When does a Mexican become a Spaniard?
A. When he marries your daughter.

Q. What's the name of Mexico's telephone company?
A. Taco Bell.

Q. What's a weiner?
A. The first one across the line at a Mexican track meet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental?
A. A car thief who can't drive.

Q. How do three Mexicans cross the Rio Grande?
A. One swims and the other two cross on the scum.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A. A hell of a lettuce picker.

Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A dry Martinez.

Q. A Pollack and a Mexican fell off a building. Who hit the ground
first?
A1. The Pollack, because the Mexican stops to spray his name on the
wall.
A2. The Mexican, because the Pollack got lost.
A3. Who cares?

[Digitcat]

Talk about gross insensitivity. I think that so-called "jokes" of this
sort have no place in this newsgroup or anywhere else. Ethnic and racist
jokes are ways to perpetuate bigotry. You should be ashamed.

[Attila the Hen]

Latin americans in general are far from being over sensitive about all
that "ethniciy/racist/bigotry" rubbish that seem to worry concerned
citizens like yourself..,you see, all that is mostly a north american
invention.We don't get offended because the 'problem' you reffer to has
no meaning here.It's an american preocupation...,comprendes?

By the way,do you know how to say concerned citizen in (mexican)spanish?

Nalgas prontas.

[Douglas K Long]

Digitcat (digi...@aol.com) wrote:
: Talk about gross insensitivity. I think that so-called "jokes" of this

: sort have no place in this newsgroup or anywhere else. Ethnic and racist
: jokes are ways to perpetuate bigotry. You should be ashamed.

Thanks. It's mighty white of you to say so.

[Ella R. Lee]

There are a lot of people who has gotten offended by my addition of jokes=
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to someone else's.I am not racist nor insensitive. Many of my friends are=
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mexican and they found the jokes funny. I am just a humorist. My=20
boyfriend is from guanajuato and tells me jokes about mexicans and=20
gringos. I am not offended. I am going to say though that I am sorry if=20
you were offended or disgraced. That was not my purpose I am civil and do=
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not tend or aim to hurt others. Please accept this apology in leiu of the=
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jokes
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On Sun, 17 Mar 1996, Lic. Karim Chalita Rodriguez wrote:

> Ella R. Lee:
> =09Celebro el alto grado de sofistificaci=F3n cultural
> que denotan sus comentarios -burdos y primitivos-
> externados hacia la comunidad internacional.
> =09Sientase usted un ser humano privilegiado,por hacer=20
> notar ante un gran n=FAmero de personas, su gran sentido de
> de empat=EDa hacia el genero humano.
> =09Sientase usted m=E1s privilegiada a=FAn -como humano-
> s=ED no entiende este idioma, pues seguramente el l=F3bulo
> frontal de su enc=E9falo, le estar=E1 protegiendo por un periodo
> permanente, de encontrar en unas l=EDneas la descripci=F3n de su
> esencia.
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