After the Reconquista what to do with Tejas then?
pomp...@hotmail.com
With the fall of 'murrica coming and the takeover by the Mexicans it is
evident that they soon will get Tejas back. However, most Mexicans
were not sorry to loose it in the first place. After all, the place is
ooglee and full of imbeciles. So what are the Mexicans to do with the
State of Texas when it gets back under their hegemony? These are some
suggestions.
a) Let it secede and take all the inbreds and yabba-dabba-doos from the
rest of the red states in 'murrica. They can have "Baby Doc" George W.
Bush as Presidente for Life and Jesus H. Christ as his VP. Call it the
CSJ --Confederate States of Jesusland-- afterwards.
b) The world needs energy. Atomic energy is good but it creates spent
fuel/waste. That is the drawback. Tejans like things that are big,
right-wing, and expensive, big things like nuke plants. Very well, let
the whole place become one big nuclear dump. I mean, if the French can
manage it without blowing themselves up, surely it is possible to
maximize its use. Everyone the world over will build nuclear plants
with the understanding that the spent fuel goes to Tejas. Finally,
Tejans will be considered "bright".
c) Give it to the Irakies or Afghans or Iranians or some kind of fuzzy
wuzzy. Tejas is almost as hideous as Irak though there might be at
least a bit more water (until the aquifer runs dry of course) so the
Irakies will improve their lot a bit. Fence it off and let them turn
it into the most mysoginistic, backward, intolerant place they can,
maybe they will be up to the standards of the previous owners.
d) Give it to the Jews. They are crammed into that shitty little place
called Israel and anyways there is that Jewish guy running for
governor of Tejas (forget his name). Have them evacuate Israel (heck,
they can relocate the wailing wall to Waco if they want); everyone in
the middle east no longer has reason to hate the US (they will start
killing each other instead) and the world will be safer. As for the
Jews, they will have plenty of land to build kibbutzim; lots of space
to house bitching and whining old women, loud argumentative old men,
and a couple of darn good violinists; and the place is almost as
hideous as old Israel so they won't miss the middle east. (Plus, the
Mexicans next door will come over to cut the lawns, not to blow
themselves up!) Those fellows with the funny curls will be required to
wear cowboy hats, however.
e) Give it to the cartels. They are to have complete authority, run
the place, have armies, etc. Think of Colombia on steroids. Heck, let
them have a couple of ICBM's in case someone tries to keep their wares
out, you know, inhale softly and carry a big stick. Finally what the
world needs is a 5 cent mariguana cigar and there is plenty of land in
Tejas to plant chingos of this and drive the price to that level.
f) Give it to the gays. Surely they will redecorate and maybe it won't
be so hideous. After all, after Bareback Mountain, the cowboy theme is
popular now amongst the fruits. I can see the new city mottos: "Dallas,
the Lavender City!" "Houston, bend over!" "A Day in Arlington makes
your Hole Weak!" "Lubbock swallows!"
g) Prison place, kind of like Devil's Island. Circle it with
minefields, electrified fences, dogs, the works. The entire world can
relocate their undesirables there. (Not a new idea. The film Johnny
English suggested that was going to be done to the British Isles,
another hideous place.)
h) Remove it. Scoop out all the topsoil, enough that the Gulf of
Mexico rushes in. Can have deep draught vessels go all the way to
Albuquerque. (No, I don't know where to throw the soil, maybe in the
Pacific or the Gulf. Look, this ain't writing, this is typing, OK?)
i) Pave it over, from El Paso to the border with Louisiana, let Tejas
be covered with a thick layer of asphalt or concrete. It then can
become the world's largest NASCAR racecourse. As you well know the
problem with NASCAR is that it involves hillbillies watching
hillbillies go around and around in a circle. Introduce some variety.
At least now they can go on a looong straight line, from El Paso to
Louisiana, without once making a turn. Other uses can be for testing
rocket cars, flying kites, broiling eggs on hot cement, KKK types can
drag folks for a loong distance behind their trucks, whatever. Also,
New Mexico and Louisiana will no longer have any parking problem.
j) Give it to the Devil. With so many assholes that humanity has begat
Hell is about to spill over. But Tejas would be ideal as an expansion
site for Hell. It is already hot as Hell and sometimes hotter, it is
full of assholes, the ones in power are devils, no one wants to go
there, and its ugly as sin. The only drawback is that it will take
some convincing to get the Devil to take Tejas, I mean, the guy does
have standards.
k) Interstellar Molestation Site. Let's face it, aliens like to drive
a gazillion miles to molest and abduct drunks in some remote road near
El Paso. Have the Imperial Galactic Council designate Tejas as the
place to go for all races who want to molest drunk hicks. Fence off
the place so the rednecks and yahoos won't be able to leave and then
let the aliens come to abduct and molest them to their heart's content.
There won't be any UFOlogists, air force planes, x files
investigators, cultists or whatever to interfere. Those green boys
could probe those orifices to their heart's content!
l) Jurassic Park big game preserve. Fill it with T-Rexes and
brontosaurs recloned from DNA. They will soon erradicate all human life
(chomp, chomp) and the place can become a real fancy big game or nature
preserve.
The Mexicans, however, have stipulated that the Dallas Cowboys
cheerleaders are to be delivered to them for their own brand of alien
molestation. The rest of the inhabitants can stay behind, they don't
want them. This point is not negotiable.
--from "The Secret Protocols of the Elders of Aztlan"
Samo...@aol.com
> After the Reconquista what to do with Tejas then?
What bullshit, for there to be a "re"-conquest, there first must have
been an original conquest by Hispanicks of the present day US
Southwest. Only thing is, there was no, no original conquest.
Hispanicks suddenly one day declared the land theirs without even
bothering to ask the Indians if they could steal their lands.
from "An Informal History of Texas", by Frank Tolbert, copyright 1951
page 36
page 41
In the early 1700's the French Governor of Louisiana was Antoine de la
Mothe Cadillac, whose name has been immortalized by an automobile. Old
Cadillac had his eyes on Texas. This vast land was then deserted of
Spaniards, who nevertheless claimed it.
> With the fall of 'murrica coming and the takeover by the Mexicans it is
> evident that they soon will get Tejas back.
Hispanicks never even wanted Texas to begin with, as their was no gold
to steal, that's why they allowed Anglos to move in:
from "Smithsonian" magazine, April 2004
page 67
Soon after gaining independence from Spain, in 1821, the young republic
desperately wanted to populate its northern state, Texas, to solidify
its grip on a huge, lawless territory that the Spanish never
effectively colonized. But few "interior" Mexicans south of the Rio
Grande wanted to move to the Texas province, largely because it was
inhabited by Apaches and Comanches, who were not looking for neighbors.
So Mexico offered US settlers cheap land - on the condition they swear
allegiance to Mexico and convert to Catholicism.
pomp...@hotmail.com
Samo...@aol.com wrote:
> pomp...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > After the Reconquista what to do with Tejas then?
>
>
> What bullshit, for there to be a "re"-conquest, there first must have
> been an original conquest by Hispanicks of the present day US
> Southwest. Only thing is, there was no, no original conquest.
> Hispanicks suddenly one day declared the land theirs without even
> bothering to ask the Indians if they could steal their lands.
Samoron Mamaleuna,
One of the things that differentiates humans from animals is the
ability to laugh. You just proved this point.
Samo...@aol.com
> > bothering to ask the Indians if they could steal their lands.
>
from a Comanche Indian:
http://www.badeagle.com/html/burn_flag.html
.......much of the American Southwest belonged to Mexico until the U.S.
siezed it in 1846.
Now some Mexicans want the land back. As a Comanche Indian, I have a
problem with that.
We Comanches pushed the Spaniards out of Texas and eastern New Mexico
over 200 years ago. Neither Spaniards nor Mexicans ever managed to
return.
Comanches used to ride across the Rio Grande every fall to attack
Mexican villages, killing, scalping, plundering and carrying off
captives and livestock.
"Upwards of ten thousand head of horses and mules have already been
carried off," wrote one English eyewitness. "...everywhere the people
have been killed or captured... ranchos barricaded, and the inhabitants
afraid to venture out of their doors."
The truth is, Mexicans were helpless against us. So where did they get
this idea that they used to own our land?
Samo...@aol.com
> > bothering to ask the Indians if they could steal their lands.
>
from a Comanche Indian:
http://www.badeagle.com/html/burn_flag.html
.......much of the American Southwest belonged to Mexico until the U.S.
siezed it in 1846.
Now some Mexicans want the land back. As a Comanche Indian, I have a
problem with that.
We Comanches pushed the Spaniards out of Texas and eastern New Mexico
over 200 years ago. Neither Spaniards nor Mexicans ever managed to
return.
Comanches used to ride across the Rio Grande every fall to attack
Mexican villages, killing, scalping, plundering and carrying off
captives and livestock.
"Upwards of ten thousand head of horses and mules have already been
carried off," wrote one English eyewitness. "...everywhere the people
have been killed or captured... ranchos barricaded, and the inhabitants
afraid to venture out of their doors."
The truth is, Mexicans were helpless against us. So where did they get
this idea that they used to own our land?
Pomponio Magnus, Gobernador Constitucional del Estado Libre y Soberano de Tejas de Santa Anna, Asistente de Brujo en Catemaco, Inspector de Control de Calidad en la Fabrica de Condones El Reventon
Samo...@aol.com wrote:
<snipo>
I think you are too stoopid to see the point: after the Reconquista (a
matter of Manifest Destiny, hence, it is a deterministic matter), we DO
NOT want Tejas, kapisch? I am in agreement, let the Comanches have it
all if they want it!
RAY S. ELIZONDO
<Samo...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> pomp...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> After the Reconquista what to do with Tejas then?
>
>
> What bullshit, for there to be a "re"-conquest, there first must have
> been an original conquest by Hispanicks of the present day US
> Southwest. Only thing is, there was no, no original conquest.
> Hispanicks suddenly one day declared the land theirs without even
> bothering to ask the Indians if they could steal their lands.
YOUR "MASTERS" THE ANGLOS, DID NOT STEAL THE LAND FROM THE INDIANS, THEY
KILLED THEM, THEN THEY TOOK THE LAND.
GO BACK TO YOUR ISLAND, AND LEAVE THE US RESIDENTS IN PEACE, TAKE YOUR
WELFARE CHECK FROM L.A. AND TELL THEM TO MAIL THE NEXT ONE TO THE SAMOAN
ISLANDS.
THE U.S. IS SENDING ALL HOMELESS PEOPLE, TO THE SAMOAN AND HAWAIIAN
ISLANDS.
This was in an article in the Examiner, a newspaper own now by Asians.
brh99
Looks like we're going to be playing Cowboys and mexicans... And
Comanches and mexicans. :D Any maybe Cherokees and mexicans; Cherokees
originated in the Texas area.
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Gurriato
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> After the Reconquista what to do with Tejas then?
I plan to use my new wealth to convert Tejas in huge amusement park calle
BATOLAND.
I'd like to clone an army of obedient Murrikan slaves for me to perform
forced labor in Batoland. I'am already working in the project of getting
genetic mutants. I have decided to combine my project with your project
"BIG FOOT" because they're are basically the same. Gabardorobots will work
18 hours a day for no pay and no health benefits.
GURRIATEMBERG
Gurriato
Hey, Ma-ma-le-una! Long time no see!
Mexico should not have wasted money on stupid projects such as this one.
Who cares about the religious beliefs of Gabardos?
As you know, Gabardos are mostly imbeciles and General Santa Anna should
have given an executive order for all Gabardos to march into the sea. This
may seem slightly immoral, but it's better than having a bunch of unwanted
people clogging up the country.
But let's not kill ALL of them. I believe we may need some eunuchs for our
harems full of wild gringas.
LE MARQUIS DE LA PATTE NOIRE
Gurriato
"Pomponio Magnus, Gobernador Constitucional del Estado Libre y Soberano de
Tejas de Santa Anna, Asistente de Brujo en Catemaco, Inspector de Control de
Calidad en la Fabrica de Condones El Reventon" <pomp...@hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:1148099937.2...@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
My conclusion is that Injuns are already hideously overpaid with their
fucking casinos. I'm recommending ninety percent pay cuts and a whack in the
head for each Comanche.
Meanwhile, the concept of "Tejas" has become obsolete. These Gringo losers
must abandon the territory at once to make it a garbage dump site.
Let me take care of the details, Gov'nor. Dont micromanage me, please.
ranolki
"Gurriato" <pata...@netnitco.net> escribió en el mensaje
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> I'd like to clone an army of obedient Murrikan slaves for me to
> perform forced labor in Batoland. I'am already working in the project
> of getting genetic mutants. I have decided to combine my project with
> your project "BIG FOOT" because they're are basically the same.
> Gabardorobots will work 18 hours a day for no pay and no health
> benefits.
You have no need of expensive cloning, Gurri.
There is pool of good slave material which fills Andalucía to
bursting...una buena mezcla de tontos espanglishers. Lo que comparten,
los ingleses y los españoles de estos pagos (y máxime cuando se hayan
mezclado) es una tontería y una dureza de entendederas que les
proporcionan todo lo necesario para tus gabardorobots...)
saludos
ranolki
Gurriato
"ranolki" <a...@b.com> wrote in message news:4d9e1iF...@individual.net...
You must be talking about the Llanito thugs you rule.
Anyhow, I may use you as the source of genetic material to produce
gabardorobots. Your clones will remind many of Abraham Lincoln, with your
oratory gifts, peculiar sartorial preferences, and habit of getting shot in
the head at theaters.
It's been said that everyone ultimately becomes that which they despise.
You despise gabardos and your clones will became some of them.
You may continue living in Andalusia, though, directing the Cartel of
gansters who control the finances of all offshore banking in Gibraltar for
the Rusky Mafia.
Saludos
ElGaucho
"Gurriato"
> It's been said that everyone ultimately becomes that which they despise.
> You despise gabardos and your clones will became some of them.
¡A la puta! Y quién te aguantará a vos cuando te conviertas en catalán?
¡A los botes todo el mundo!
Tsk Tsk
Oscar
Art and Linda
25%are good americans we will work in concert with them to remove the
parisitic third world leaches from the united states when we cut off
their jobs the alien invaders can return to their beloved country of
culture ruled by narco terrorist and bribe money that is the true
culture of mexico with a track record like that you arnt going to take
over jack ca.texas or anywhere else because you are to stupid ...wet
dreams in your drunken mind are just that ...start packing ass clowns
your leaving town soon
Españuelo
http://es.geocities.com/espanuelo3/usa.jpg
Only Texas? There are else.
In all the south USA to settle indians and all Castilian people.
In the south Mexico or Equatorial Africa to settle Black people.
ranolki
> You may continue living in Andalusia, though, directing the Cartel of
> gansters who control the finances of all offshore banking in Gibraltar
> for the Rusky Mafia.
I really just posted to say goodbye...I wish you well with your robots
and your politics, Gurri.
It's been fun chatting with you and with Oscar and the pirate.
I wish you all well for the future.
adios y buena suerte
ranolki
ElGaucho
"ranolki" <a...@b.com> wrote in message news:4dcaeuF...@individual.net...
Hey...Wait an effing minute...This reads as if you're about to really go,
go. Rano, you ain't dying, or disappearing in a nasty fashion, are you?
Please answer this, buddy
Oscar
pomp...@hotmail.com
Just don't bruise any good looking gringas you find (if any, most are
too fat). And do send the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders to Falfurrias,
care of our government.
pomp...@hotmail.com
Just don't bruise any good looking gringas you find (if any, most are
pomp...@hotmail.com
Art and Linda wrote:
> only 75% are cowardly thieving gangster dope dealing scumbags the other
Because the oo-ess is such a great market for drugs.
> 25%are good americans we will work in concert with them to remove the
> parisitic third world leaches from the united states when we cut off
> their jobs the alien invaders can return to their beloved country of
> culture ruled by narco terrorist and bribe money that is the true
Yup. No drugs and no corruption in the oo-ess. Nothing, nada, zilch!
> culture of mexico with a track record like that you arnt going to take
> over jack ca.texas or anywhere else because you are to stupid ...wet
> dreams in your drunken mind are just that ...start packing ass clowns
> your leaving town soon
OK, you are a strong proponent of making Tejas into Jesusland. That is
fine with me. You missed the point (sorry that family tree ain't got
that many limbs): we don't want Tejas. You could also take your 17
million junkies, and cram them in there. Most of these are meth users
and reside in trailer parks. BTW, I think you are putting too much
drano in your meth, Jethro. And you better be careful when you cook it
because the sheriff/firemen ain't going to put out any fires in the
double wide if they suspect meth is involved!
piratazul9
Good luck, Rano
Salud y curvas, Paco
PD I hope you will come back
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Gurriato
"ranolki" <a...@b.com> wrote in message news:4dcaeuF...@individual.net...
Tu respuesta me ha dado malísima espina.
Caben varias posibilidades:
Namber guan: Que te vas a alistar en la Legión Extranjera. Déjate de
tonterias, Rano, que tú ya no estás en edad de andar en plan beau geste,
sino para sopitas y buen vino
Namber tu: Que andas con la depre y piensas colgarte de un añoso algarrobo.
Piénsatelo dos veces, maifren, que el espectáculo de un guiri colgando de
una rama con las canillas blancuzcas que gastais y dos palmos de lengua
fuera es algo que afearía extraordinariamente el paisaje mediterráneo de
Andalucía.
Namber zri: Que la parienta se ha cabreado porque no le haces caso y no la
sacas a cenar porque te pasas el dia dale que te pego con el ordenata, y ya
no te deja que participes en este distinguido foro de cefalópodos. Ponte
firme y hazte respetar, que tú ahora vives en un país libre y la missus no
tiene el menor derecho de avasallarte en la tierra de María Santísima.
Namber for: Que vas a meterte en un convento de trapenses o a una comuna del
Hare Krishna para dedicarte a la vida contemplativa. Si es así, respeto tu
decisión pues cada cual es libre de hacer de su capa un sayo.
Pero recuerda que aqui se te quiere y se te respeta a pesar de que seas un
puto guiri anglicano.
Un abrazo
LE MARQUIS DE LA PATTE NORIE
Maese Fernando
Tronco, sigue farfullando en ese cocoliche que te has inventado, porque
tu inglés es de chiste de Gila. Palurdo.