Do you know? Fucking The Chinese is good for health
Big Organ
During the past few week, we have been constantly attacked by the
Chinese by all kind of vulgar language. However, I advise you not to
get mad at them, for it is not a big deal here. There're good and bad
people of all kind everywhere. There's, however, a unique
characteristic about Chinese women that you should know-Study have
shown that Fucking the Chinese will prolong your life. As you all
know, the Chinese women consumed a lot of gingseng, tiger bones paste,
bear paws, new-born mice, human fetuses, and all kind of natural good
things. As a result, there pussy juice is extremely nutritious. Study
reveals the Chinese pussy juice contains 50% the essential amino acids
needed for human, 10% lipids, 2% trace minerals, some important
vitamins, and lots of hormone. However, one does not have to drink the
juice to get good health; according to the doctor who conducted the
study, fucking Chinese will prolong your life and increase your sexual
prowess. The doctor confirmed it's much better than eating oysters.
In contrast to the myth that having a lot of sex will lower your
stamina, having sex with Chinese girls especially those still virgin
will be very good for health. That doctor came up with the evidence of
Japanese soldiers who raped Chinese women in WWII are more healthy and
show no sign of aging, whereas those worked in Korea and raped Koreans
are more suseptible to diseases and very weak. The doctor also
interviewed many elders above 110 around the world, and was amazed
that all of them claimed to have sex with at least with 1 Chinese. My
own experience is that after I slept with my Chinese girlfriend and
her mom, my health is increasingly better. My family physician told me
that it's because the "chi" (litterally mean "air" or "internal power"
as in "taichi") from my girlfriend had transferred to my body. That's
why I have a good feeling.
Lastly, after the study was done, the Chinese government plan to
export 1,000,000 gallons of their women's pussy juice each year. The
collecting method is simple. Each family will be provided with a
number of jars and each day, they have to collect their own juice and
hand it to the local government. It's a great news that these pussy
juice will soon be available to men around the world. Also, the
Chinese government also plans to mass-collection of gingseng, tiger
bones, and other natural products to nuture their women. This may lead
to a devastating consequences to natural ecology.
Bad news, because our Vietnamese dicks are usually too big for the
Chinese pussies, I suggest that you should be very gentle as this will
be dangerous for the girl. If you are under 14, this won't be so
serious, but those over 14, the dicks are too big for Chinese, so be
careful.
Godzilla
Ah.... once in a blue moon, just when I have to find an alternative to
relieve my angst..... some idiot comes up with a flame bait.....
Let's see....
First and foremost, one of my ex- was a Vietnamese. I am Taiwanese-
American. I have nothing but the utmost respect for the Vietnamese
people, as well as just people in general, and I do not like anything
racist. I am one of the most out-spoken critics of racism of
anykind. Besides, I have too many friends and former students who
are Vietnamese, I respect them and love them too much.
With those disclaimers out of the way, we'll have fun......
>shown that Fucking the Chinese will prolong your life. As you all
Yes, having sex with Chinese is good for your health, simply because
we are better lovers than any other groups.........
>things. As a result, there pussy juice is extremely nutritious. Study
>reveals the Chinese pussy juice contains 50% the essential amino acids
>needed for human, 10% lipids, 2% trace minerals, some important
>vitamins, and lots of hormone. However, one does not have to drink the
How do you know? The studies were done by HPLC analysis? 50% essential
amino acids? Are you saying the juice is made primarily of a.a, and
not aqueous substance? Gee..... from the word "juice", I would think
it's mostly water, with large quantity of protein, but not 50% and
mostly essential aa. 10% lipids? let me guess from acylated proteins.
>juice to get good health; according to the doctor who conducted the
>study, fucking Chinese will prolong your life and increase your sexual
>prowess. The doctor confirmed it's much better than eating oysters.
Then again, eating raw oysters don't do the trick for me either......
The doctor wouldn't happen to graduate from University of John Holmes
and Seka, would it?
>Japanese soldiers who raped Chinese women in WWII are more healthy and
>show no sign of aging, whereas those worked in Korea and raped Koreans
I thought these old soldiers would have been castrated already......
What a pity... leaving them alive with their little "mikes" detached
from the rest of their bodies.......
>own experience is that after I slept with my Chinese girlfriend and
>her mom, my health is increasingly better. My family physician told me
You mean you are not a virgin anymore!!!!! GASP!!!! This idiot is
sowing his seeds of love all over the place (YUCK!!)......
I wonder if your girlfriend and her mom were either the victims of
extreme circumstances or they were born with incurable genetic
defects that they would want to do it with YOU, of all people....
I mean... there must be other Vietnamese guys around........
Doing it with YOU was probably a punishment that they had to go
through, for whatever the reason......
Oh, well..... a 2 second punishment would not be that bad......
>that it's because the "chi" (litterally mean "air" or "internal power"
>as in "taichi") from my girlfriend had transferred to my body. That's
>why I have a good feeling.
There we go...... are you sure it was not her fresh breath
(chi) that helped you feel better? We do have great breath, you know.
Are you sure it's not because you have just given her the crabs,
Herpes simplex, papilloma, and HIV, and you are a rotten person, so
you are jumping for joy for killing one more human being?
You know.... such jumping for joy relieves tension..... relieving
tension allows you to feel good.....
>Chinese government also plans to mass-collection of gingseng, tiger
>bones, and other natural products to nuture their women. This may lead
>to a devastating consequences to natural ecology.
Actually, the day you were conceived in the back seat of a used
Dodge was the darkest day of our ecology...... Devasting effects?
Well, the air you and I share is contaminated with your bad breath,
and your CO2....... Cheapens and dirties my tender soul......
>Bad news, because our Vietnamese dicks are usually too big for the
I would hope my Vietnamese brethrens would have an erected penis of
more than 1 cm, unlike yours.
I think it's safe to say that all, except you, have the norm......
>Chinese pussies, I suggest that you should be very gentle as this will
>be dangerous for the girl. If you are under 14, this won't be so
>serious, but those over 14, the dicks are too big for Chinese, so be
>careful.
If the vagina is really too small for you, I do suggest a device
called "guilotine"..... It has a relatively bigger diameter.....
And when you are so happily relieving your own tension, we'll
release the rope, and <ka-sa>, you will be instantly "Bobbitized"...
And the world would no longer have to worry about your spreading
your seeds of idiocy to the rest of the human population......
Joy to the World.....
PS
Benjamin Chua
Joe Augustin
photograph his genitalia. Naturally we'd all have to cast a vote to see
if he gets neutered.
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Joe A
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Unfortunately I see that they surgically removed your organ and hung
it up on display at the National Museum of Big Organs.
Are you posting this as an insult to mainland chinese or to all the
ethnic chinese? Cos for one, people in many of the soc.culture.* has
nothing to do with the hostilities. Crossposting to so many newsgroups
is stupid, you only serve to anger those who has nothing against you
people.
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Ng Chin Heng
people's minds.
Dead Man Talking
so they want to fuck Chinese.
No wonder many Viets nowadays look like Chinese.
Lenny Chua
>
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In future please do not cross post your article across so many
newsgroups.
Articles such as yours are extremely suitable for
soc.culture.singapore so please post them in scs only. Don't allow
other soc.culture groups the honour of reading your articles. They
won't know how to appreciate it anyway.
Thank you very much and keep up the good work.
Unknown
<trash deleted>
I have always thought the Vietnamese people were an intelligent,
gentle and friendly race.
BUT if you are representative of your race, then I must be very sadly
MISTAKEN ~>:(
Nick Chng
wrote the above......let me know!.
Swear to God ( although i worship the devils )
I WILL KILL HIM...AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY.
I WILL FUCK HIS FEMALE FAMILY MEMBER TOO.
cheese on top
>
> Even the Viets know that their own women sucks,
We know our women SUCK.... and we like them like that.
cheese on top
You should know where he is. Isn't he fucking you up the ass?
WoodStock
Can this garbage just be ignore in the future. Replying to messages like
this only attracts more of the similar in the future.
On 20 Apr 1996, Dead Man Talking wrote:
> Even the Viets know that their own women sucks,
WoodStock
On Sun, 21 Apr 1996, cheese on top wrote:
> Dead Man Talking wrote:
> >
> > Even the Viets know that their own women sucks,
>
> We know our women SUCK.... and we like them like that.
It is too bad that they won't be sucking for too long. Usually about 1
minute and it is all over, that's why they go to other racial men because
they can't be satisfy with Pathetic Vietcoms.....
By the way this is not Woodstock.... it is his RA......
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ng...@po.pacific.net.sg "Ng Chin Heng" writes:
> Don't you talk nosense, Stupid idiot!Don't use the Internet to poison
> people's minds.
>
Why bother replying to such rubbish? You are just letting the
guy think he is more important than he really is. I have many
good Chinese friends in Singapore and I hate to see then taken
in by such a raving lunatic.
Ignore him!
Dave.>
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ton...@pacific.net.sg "Nick Chng" writes:
> Who ever have information about the whereabout of the "Asshole" who
> wrote the above......let me know!.
>
> Swear to God ( although i worship the devils )
>
> I WILL KILL HIM...AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY.
> I WILL FUCK HIS FEMALE FAMILY MEMBER TOO.
>
Nick - stop letting this idiot make you angry - if you ignore
him he will be so disappointed that he will go away - and realise
that he is shit!
P.S. I wish my Vietnamese friends could meet him face to face!
Dave
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Thong Pham
>Nick Chng wrote:
>>
>> Who ever have information about the whereabout of the "Asshole" who
>> wrote the above......let me know!.
>>
>> Swear to God ( although i worship the devils )
>>
>> I WILL KILL HIM...AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY.
>> I WILL FUCK HIS FEMALE FAMILY MEMBER TOO.
>
>
Who tells you to fuck Vnmese chics anyway!!! Sorry to let you know
something, a guy like you can't lick Asian's dirty assholes. Get real
and get lost.
pht.
cheese on top
>
> It is too bad that they won't be sucking for too long. Usually about 1
> minute and it is all over, that's why they go to other racial men because
> they can't be satisfy with Pathetic Vietcoms.....
>
> By the way this is not Woodstock.... it is his RA......
>
Ever had a bitch keep on sucking you after you came. It's better!
Especially if your dick is a little sore from fucking!
WoodStock
Sorry, I didn't wrote that..... if you want I suggest you write to him
personally..... He's account is rob...@wam.umd.edu, go have a argument
with him there and leave my account alone.