Abou el-aabed

[Aline Badr]

Abou el-aabed now lives in France. He's on his way to the airport to
pick up his wife and son who are just arriving from Lebanon.
He gets on the bus, puts the money and sits down waiting.
A guy comes on, looks at the bus driver and says: " Abonne' ".
He sits down.
A lady comes on, says the same thing : "Abonnee'" and sits down without paying The same thing happens for two other guys.
Abou el-aabed's thinking:
"Wallah @al! wlaysh ana bass dafa@t? shou lfrinsawiyeh biytla@lon Khassem?"
(For those who don't understand what Abonne' means, it comes from the word
Abonnement = ishtirak = pass(bus pass))
On the way back, Abou el-aabed tells his wife and son:
" Layko halla', ou@a t'oulo shi! Ana bass bihki"
So they get on the bus, Abou el-abed looks at the bus driver, smiles and
says:
" Moi, Abonne'"
" Elle, Immnne'"
" Lui, nne'" :))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I hope you enjoyed this joke as much as I did !!!!!

Bye for now!
Aline Badr.

[Elie Wardini]

In article <CnE2F...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca>

ajb...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca (Aline Badr) writes:
> Abou el-aabed now lives in France. He's on his way to the airport to

etc. etc.

>
> Bye for now!
> Aline Badr.

Abu l-@abed decided to teach his son, @abed, French. He decided the best thing
to do is to send him to France. He sends @abed to Paris. After a year @abed
sends a letter to Abu l-@abed, his father, telling him that he got married to a
French girl. At first abu l-@abed was not very happy, since he wated @abed to
marry a girl from D-Day@a. But aby l-@abed conceded saying that this would at
least help @abed learn French. After a year (two years since @abed traveled to
France) Abu l-@abed yearns to see his son. He says to himself, I have never
been to France, so I will go make a Zurpriiz (surprise) for @abed and at the
same time visit l-imm el-Hanuune.

When Abu l-@abed gets to @abed's house, he knocks at the door and a tall
beautful Blond opens.

Abu l-@abed sort of embarresed asks: @abed ici? moi voir @abed!

The wife of @abed answers: eh miin b'illo? (in a gilleewi accent!)

Elie Wardini

[Elie Wardini]

In article <gha9Fmq00...@andrew.cmu.edu> Maged Fattal
<mf...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>article <2n8qa8$c...@hermod.uio.no> reads:
>
>>....@abed got married to a French girl. At first abu l-@abed was not

>very >happy, since he wated @abed to marry a girl from D-Day@a.
>

>What D-Day@a? Abul-@abed is supposed to be a Bayroutee.

Ohooo! You are right!!!

Should read: min el-Basta!

Elie Wardini

[[PHOENICIA]]

O.K, here's another one :

Al Abou Abed is sitting down in 'Ahwet le' ajaze' listening to the news and
bulling Abou Steiff when they hear P.M Hariri came out with a new law. basically
whoever has 10 children or more then the prime minister will pay there expenses (education ,food, etc. etc.) fully. Now Abou Abed 3indou 9 wlade and he's thinking of a way to benefit from this law. He walks home and goes to Imm el Abed:

' Wle Imm el Abed layke 3indi shee bade khabrik yye , bta3irfi inno nihna 3inna 9 wlade bas hinne bil ha'ee'a 10!!"
So Imm el Abed puzzled as she is asks how could that be true. To which Abou
el Abed replies:
' min zamen ya Imm el Abed ,lamma kint shaykh el Shabeb ghlitit w nimt ma3 wahde min el hara el tanye w sar elle sar, ghalta w sarit bas hayda min zamen w
inshallah tsamhini 3a hal ghalta ..'
SO Imm el Abed forgives abou el abed and tells him to go get his other son
so they could apply for this government grant.

So 1 hour later Abou Abed comes back with his 10th son ,he's so excited he couldapply for this grant so he starts calling Imm el Abed: ' Imm el Abed ,waynik wle batil, wlak Imm el Abed waynik ??? (read with as Basta accent) , wleh leysh ma
fee hada bhal beyt. ??? '

Imm el Abed (3ind beyt el jeeran) : ' Abou Abed ana han !!'
Abou Abed:' leish ma fee sout bhal beyt el sha**** wein el wlade el sh*****
wynkin ?? ;-)
Imm Abed:' Abou Abed ,min lamma tili3 el arar kil wahad ijja akhad wladou
w fal....!!!'

Hope you get it.

Another one :

Abou Abed sitting down in Cafe' Ajaze bulling Abou Steiff and Co. when someone
runs to him and whispers in his ear:" Abou el Abed, Sa3eed ma3 martak faw' "
Abou Abed" Batel, khabar atel, bade a3mil baddi sawwe khada khda la sa33ed
Dso he walks up and finds sa3eed with Imm el abed ,he smashes sa3eed's face
and swear at Imm Abed then goes back to his folks. the second day the same thinghappens and he breaks sa3eed's arm. the third day the same and sa3eed has a broken leg. No after a few days ,also in the Cafe' someone whispers to him :
' Abou abed fee wahad ma3 martak fou' '

Abou Abed storms up the stairs kicks the door wide opne walks in the bedroom
and sees this 8feet huge man in bed with Imm el Abed , to which he shouts
at imm el Abed:

:' Weinou Sa3eed ??"

regards
George
.

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so he goes up to his house finds imm Abed with sa33e