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I’VE BEEN AWARDED THE NOBEL PIECE PRIZE.

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NefeshBarYohai

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Nov 26, 2009, 1:58:27 PM11/26/09
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A bunch of Gerkers got together today an awarded me the Nobel Piece
Prize. They say I’ve had more Pieces of ass than most men my age
therefore, I am to receive the Nobel Piece Prize. The Nobel Piece
Prize is a legitimate award and should not be confused with the
ridiculous Nobel Peace Prize that is awarded to misfits and murders
like Yasir Arafat.

I’ve been offered millions of dollars to pose nude in Playgirl
Magazine but I have turned down all these offers because I am a Jew
and I remain modest. Just because I’m a Jewish stud doesn’t mean I
have loose values and morals. Each woman I serviced I married with a
valued Ketubbah.

Mahatma Vindaloo

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:53:45 PM11/26/09
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"NefeshBarYohai" <tac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Congratulations on your latest award.
Does this award take precedence over your other awards?.
From memory, I seem to remember you being granted the following awards over
the years:-

(1) BNM (Biggest Nose Medal).
(2) SPM (Smallest Pecker Medal (with clasp)).
(3) UDYP (Ugliest Dirtiest Yid Pin).
(4) GYWR (Gayest Yid World Record).
(5 (HVSYWA) Horrendously Vile and Smelly Yiddish Wife Award).
(6) YFCA (Yiddish Foreskin Champion Consumer Medal - number eaten at one
sitting 1423)

There are other awards, but I will gazette these separately at a later time.


Mahatma Vindaloo

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Nov 26, 2009, 5:36:06 PM11/26/09
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"NefeshBarYohai" <tac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Addendum:-

HYTBP (Highest Yiddish Turd Burgler Pin)
SSS (Lowest Shit Shoveller Star)
FLSLM (Fastest Shirt Lifter Medal)
BMAP (Bernie Madoff Appreciation Medal)
YAMFTGM (Yasser Arafat Mention From The Grave Medal - for inhumane treatment
of millions of Palestinian Women and Children)

More to be listed later.


NefeshBarYohai

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Nov 26, 2009, 5:44:28 PM11/26/09
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On Nov 26, 3:36 pm, "Mahatma Vindaloo" <hotcu...@madras.com.in> wrote:
> "NefeshBarYohai" <tach...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

You will not recieve any awards or stipends because you are a troll
blabermouth.

cornholio

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Nov 27, 2009, 1:10:01 AM11/27/09
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Why not? They gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the muslime donkey
Arafat and Obamanation as well!

Mahatma Vindaloo

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:13:45 AM11/27/09
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"NefeshBarYohai" <tac...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Some more of your awards:-

ABE (Ass Bandit Extraordinaire)
HBMGCM (Honest Bernie Madoff Good Conduct Medal)


NefeshBarYohai

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Nov 27, 2009, 12:28:20 PM11/27/09
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On Nov 27, 1:13 am, "Mahatma Vindaloo" <hotcu...@madras.com.in> wrote:
> "NefeshBarYohai" <tach...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

You can't take meds like me because you have a little penis.

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