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Matt Gutman is HOT!!!
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o m f g
Jul 3, 2010, 6:54:34 PM7/3/10
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The Internets are all abuzz with the hotness of this new Gulf God that ABC
in its infinite wisdom has been so kind to serve to us on a daily basis
since the oil spill . Sorry you guys down there in the areas affected but
if that's what it took to bring this delicious dude to national attention
then so be it. It has been reported that the temperature rises about 20
degrees everytime he comes on with one of his tantalizing reports. Both
men and women all over the country have been seen ripping off their shirts
and yelling "Sweet Jesus!" at their television sets. Millions of these
Blanche Devereaux moments are witnessed every night during the ABC Evening
News. There is even a movement afoot for some television network to give
him his own show, preferably something where he has to take off his clothes
during every episode.
in its infinite wisdom has been so kind to serve to us on a daily basis
since the oil spill . Sorry you guys down there in the areas affected but
if that's what it took to bring this delicious dude to national attention
then so be it. It has been reported that the temperature rises about 20
degrees everytime he comes on with one of his tantalizing reports. Both
men and women all over the country have been seen ripping off their shirts
and yelling "Sweet Jesus!" at their television sets. Millions of these
Blanche Devereaux moments are witnessed every night during the ABC Evening
News. There is even a movement afoot for some television network to give
him his own show, preferably something where he has to take off his clothes
during every episode.
Sorry, Anderson Cooper, you have been officially DETHRONED!
Kennewick Man; the first, the BEST!
Jul 3, 2010, 7:01:06 PM7/3/10
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On Jul 3, 6:54 pm, "o m f g" <o...@like.imean.omg> wrote:
> The Internets are all abuzz with the hotness of this new Gulf God that ABC
> in its infinite wisdom has been so kind to serve to us on a daily basis
> since the oil spill .
> The Internets are all abuzz with the hotness of this new Gulf God that ABC
> in its infinite wisdom has been so kind to serve to us on a daily basis
> since the oil spill .
If you aren't female, you are either a shill or a fag.
record hunter
Jul 3, 2010, 9:07:15 PM7/3/10
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On Jul 3, 6:54 pm, "o m f g" <o...@like.imean.omg> wrote:
Last year, he was a male model:
http://empiremodel.blogspot.com/2009/06/now-representing-matt-gutman-6ft-2in.html
peachyashiepassion
Jul 3, 2010, 9:20:11 PM7/3/10
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Wait, let me understand here.
Someone posts on the steamy goodness of one hot man, and you think
it's insulting to say they are a fag?
Are you always this clever?
Kennewick Man; the first, the BEST!
Jul 4, 2010, 12:30:45 AM7/4/10
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On Jul 3, 9:20 pm, peachyashiepassion <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
wrote:
If someone accused you of having a birth defect, wouldn't you call it
an insult? Unless of course, it's true.
peachyashiepassion
Jul 4, 2010, 12:38:10 PM7/4/10
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Kennewick Man; the first, the BEST! wrote:
> On Jul 3, 9:20 pm, peachyashiepassion <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>> Kennewick Man; the first, the BEST! wrote:
>>
>>> On Jul 3, 6:54 pm, "o m f g" <o...@like.imean.omg> wrote:
>>>> The Internets are all abuzz with the hotness of this new Gulf God that ABC
>>>> in its infinite wisdom has been so kind to serve to us on a daily basis
>>>> since the oil spill .
>>> If you aren't female, you are either a shill or a fag.
>> Wait, let me understand here.
>>
>> Someone posts on the steamy goodness of one hot man, and you think
>> it's insulting to say they are a fag?
>>
>> Are you always this clever?
>
> If someone accused you of having a birth defect, wouldn't you call it
> an insult? Unless of course, it's true.
> On Jul 3, 9:20 pm, peachyashiepassion <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>> Kennewick Man; the first, the BEST! wrote:
>>
>>> On Jul 3, 6:54 pm, "o m f g" <o...@like.imean.omg> wrote:
>>>> The Internets are all abuzz with the hotness of this new Gulf God that ABC
>>>> in its infinite wisdom has been so kind to serve to us on a daily basis
>>>> since the oil spill .
>>> If you aren't female, you are either a shill or a fag.
>> Wait, let me understand here.
>>
>> Someone posts on the steamy goodness of one hot man, and you think
>> it's insulting to say they are a fag?
>>
>> Are you always this clever?
>
> If someone accused you of having a birth defect, wouldn't you call it
> an insult? Unless of course, it's true.
The point sort of is, it's clearly true. Duh.
And clearly, this level of clever is... usual.
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