PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005
Treasurer of AnarchIntern
Vote Wrangler screamed and blubbered:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2005 Usenet
> Kook Awards.
>
> *ahem*
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
>
> Brad Guth . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . . .
> . . . 16 Ilya Shambat . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 John Wentzky . . . .
> . . . . . . . . 3 Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 3 none of the
> above
> . . . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Guthball! What I want to know is whether you've taught
> the reptilians on Venus your technique for incest-cloning yet.
Dammit, I think I've /already/ exceeded my bag limit on this cat. Not
sure...If so, count my last nomination, not my first. If I haven't
actually nominated anyone, let Wentzky stand as my nom. Incidentally, yes,
I did write this post from the bottom up, mostly.;-{)}
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 26 Nunya Bidness . . . .
> . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 John Shocked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . 8 none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, FreeSpeechStore! By the way, FreeSpeechStore,
> "FreeSpeechStore" isn't a registered trademark. This means that I can
> use the word "FreeSpeechstore" in any way I damn well please,
> FreeSpeechStore.
Brilliant! As you can see, I've taken the idea to heart...
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is... THE RE'EV!
>
> Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
> Yes . . 39
> No . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Gordie! Judging by your attempt to vote for yourself,
> you concur that your posts have no merit whatsoever.
I can only say that the actual use of a killfile on him is next to useless
-- he morphs like a hurricane, but more often.
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
>
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 22
> none of the above . . 11
> Wizard of Odd . . . . 5
> Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Brad Junior! Not many kooks win this award twice, and
> your creation of a brand new "weird science" theory in less than two
> days was impressive.
Clealy, sir, the Wizard needs better PR.
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS!
>
> Jayne Kulikauskas . . 16
> none of the above . . 11
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 10
> Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Jayne! Are you planning to spit that hook out any time
> this century?
What, before or after death?
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is... NUNYA BIDNESS!
>
> Nunya Bidness
> Yes . . 37
> No . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Nunya! That was the most pathetic display of laming and
> non-refutation I've seen for quite a while.
Do you think Wentzky might be a good candidate for this one? He seem to
get smacked around rather a lot.
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
> Yes . . 44
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Sco-vile! Will you try to netkkkop me for posting the
> above factual information about you?
We can hope he tries -- should be good for a laugh.
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 22 David Tholen . . . .
> . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Moris, alias superglue . . . . . . . . . .
> . 8 Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 none of the above
> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 William Daffer . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . .
> 1
>
> Congratulations on three out of three, FeeSpeechWhore! Remember to hide
> your acceptance speech somewhere on your pathetic scam-site.
It would be only fitting.
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
>
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 16
> Uni . . . . . . . . . . . 11
> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 6
> John Wentzky . . . . . . . 5
> Nunya Bidness . . . . . . 4
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 3
> none of the above . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, PSYLVIA! When you go to congress to shout deafeningly,
> I expect the congressmen will want to come here and nominate you again.
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... PROFESSOR VON TWOSTEPS!
>
> Professeur von TwoSteps . . 18
> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 10
> Kadaitcha Man . . . . . . . 8
> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . . 5
> Ed Conrad . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations, TwoShits! Racism, sexism and repetitive ranting -
> you've got it all!
Can't argue with this result -- TwoBits is a clone of Radavich, just
about, only more crazed. I nominated Weatherly here, so I can't do
anything more...
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... er... neither of the above!
>
> neither of the above . . . 20
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 13
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 7
>
> Both candidates are going to have to work overtime in the screed factory
> if they want to do better on another occasion.
OK, put Dolf right back in again. Next month, I'll remember to add his
home groups to the x-post, or one of them, anyway.
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
>
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . 27
> Linda Gore . . . . . 7
> John Wentzky . . . . 6
> Dennis E Strasser . . 5
> none of the above . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Pstupid Psylvia! Don't forget to archive this
> already-archived post.
Hmmm. Think I did a nom here already...No, wait, that was PSYLVIA! OK, her
nomination is withdrawn, and John Wentzky is up again. Unless that was the
Bartlo...Update the noms page, and I'll get back to you.
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner this
> month.
>
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
> Yes . . 17
> No . . 12
>
> You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult, Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly just
using only a few, anyway.
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is... TWONKY!
>
> Twonky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Azure & Warhol . . .
> . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha .
> . 5 Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 none of the above
> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations, Twacky! I was going to post an imitation of your style
> here, but I tired of passing it repeatedly through Babelfish long before
> it was ready.
FTR, I re-nominate Max Varaszlo for GAB, in his incarnation of Keesha.
HaShem really had this one coming, though.
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
> The winner is... DORE WILLIAMSON!
>
> Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Dolf Boek, alias Qolon .
> . . . . . . . . . 7 none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Max
> Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Jesus! Next time You pray to Yourself, ask Yourself to
> make You less ridiculous.
<applause> That had to be the easiest campaign *ever*! Nominated her one
post -- or was it a few? -- back in the middle of October, and didn't lift
a finger since...<note to alt.cn>: Pleace to make sure to draw this to the
attention of Her Godheadliness, if yours is not the group where she hangs
out.<to Bill Baker>: Re-nominate Max anytime you please -- I nominated
John Weatherly of ARCB earlier, so I can't do it.
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
> The winners are... HOOFPRINTS and her trainer KALI!
>
> Hoofprints, trained by Kali . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Raymond
> Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies . . 13 Alan Jones, trained by
> Robert Buchanan . . . . . . . 6 none of the above . . . . . . . . .
> . . . . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations to Kali on a fine training performance! Can you get
> Goofy to repeat the trick in which her head spins in both directions at
> once, please?
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The appointee is... FLY COOTER!
>
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . 23
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 20
> Moris, alias superglue . . 3
>
> Congratulations, Poofter! I'm looking forward to counting the whines in
> your acceptance speech.
>
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah . . 33 John Wentsky . . . . . . . .
> . . . . . 9
>
> Congratulations, Chuckles! Enjoy your eighth consecutive month in
> office.
I'd like to re-nominate Wentzky for this one, too -- Chooky can't hide in
that office all the time.
> SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron . . 31
> John Shocked . . 10
>
> Hi Alexa, and congratulations! There are no immovable alien saucers in
> the vicinity of Baghdad airport. Or anywhere else.
Also, John Shocked for this.
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... the WACKO JACKO FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 17
> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . . . 16
> soc.men . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
>
> Congratulations, F'loons! I don't want to think about how you'll be
> spending your time in office (really bad visuals).
A new nomination, here: Gordon Radavich/Heinrich/Ben Cramer/Don Ocean.
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... WOODCHUCK BILL!
>
> Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland . . 18 Robert Buchanan, alias
> Ryan Alt . . . . . 15 neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . 7
>
> Congratulations, Bill! You need a bigger boat.
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> For reasons previously explained, the outcome of the Hammer of Thor
> voting will not be announced at this time.
>
> This concludes the results of the October ballot. 64 ballot papers were
> received, of which 58 were deemed valid. Until next time, fare well, and
> may your saucers never run out of free energy or be shot down by HAARP!
Great job!
--
Not Richard Scoville
Michael Baldwin Bruce
> The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2005 Usenet Kook
> Awards.
>
> *ahem*
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
>
> Brad Guth . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . . . . . . 16
> Ilya Shambat . . . . . . . . . . . . 11
> John Wentzky . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 3
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Guthball! What I want to know is whether you've taught
> the reptilians on Venus your technique for incest-cloning yet.
>
>
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 26
> Nunya Bidness . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
> John Shocked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, FreeSpeechStore! By the way, FreeSpeechStore,
> "FreeSpeechStore" isn't a registered trademark. This means that I can use
> the word "FreeSpeechstore" in any way I damn well please, FreeSpeechStore.
>
>
>
> The winner is... THE RE'EV!
>
> Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
> Yes . . 39
> No . . 1
>
> Congratulations, Gordie! Judging by your attempt to vote for yourself, you
> concur that your posts have no merit whatsoever.
Congrats, Revd Bruce! You must make a fine acceptance speech.
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
>
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 22
> none of the above . . 11
> Wizard of Odd . . . . 5
> Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Brad Junior! Not many kooks win this award twice, and
> your creation of a brand new "weird science" theory in less than two days
> was impressive.
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS!
>
> Jayne Kulikauskas . . 16
> none of the above . . 11
> Brad Guth . . . . . . 10
> Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Jayne! Are you planning to spit that hook out any time
> this century?
>
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is... NUNYA BIDNESS!
>
> Nunya Bidness
> Yes . . 37
> No . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Nunya! That was the most pathetic display of laming and
> non-refutation I've seen for quite a while.
>
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
> Yes . . 44
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Sco-vile! Will you try to netkkkop me for posting the
> above factual information about you?
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 22
> David Tholen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
> Moris, alias superglue . . . . . . . . . . . 8
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
> William Daffer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
>
> Congratulations on three out of three, FeeSpeechWhore! Remember to hide
> your acceptance speech somewhere on your pathetic scam-site.
Oh, bad luck, Dickless. You just aren't running away as quickly as you
used to do.
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
>
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 16
> Uni . . . . . . . . . . . 11
> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 6
> John Wentzky . . . . . . . 5
> Nunya Bidness . . . . . . 4
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 3
> none of the above . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, PSYLVIA! When you go to congress to shout deafeningly, I
> expect the congressmen will want to come here and nominate you again.
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... PROFESSOR VON TWOSTEPS!
>
> Professeur von TwoSteps . . 18
> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 10
> Kadaitcha Man . . . . . . . 8
> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . . 5
> Ed Conrad . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations, TwoShits! Racism, sexism and repetitive ranting - you've
> got it all!
>
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... er... neither of the above!
>
> neither of the above . . . 20
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 13
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 7
>
> Both candidates are going to have to work overtime in the screed factory
> if they want to do better on another occasion.
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
>
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . 27
> Linda Gore . . . . . 7
> John Wentzky . . . . 6
> Dennis E Strasser . . 5
> none of the above . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Pstupid Psylvia! Don't forget to archive this
> already-archived post.
>
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner this
> month.
>
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
> Yes . . 17
> No . . 12
>
> You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult, Max.
>
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is... TWONKY!
>
> Twonky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
> Azure & Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
> Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha . . 5
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations, Twacky! I was going to post an imitation of your style
> here, but I tired of passing it repeatedly through Babelfish long before
> it was ready.
>
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
> The winner is... DORE WILLIAMSON!
>
> Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . . . . . . . . . 7
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Jesus! Next time You pray to Yourself, ask Yourself to
> make You less ridiculous.
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
> The winners are... HOOFPRINTS and her trainer KALI!
>
> Hoofprints, trained by Kali . . . . . . . . . . . . 21
> Raymond Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies . . 13
> Alan Jones, trained by Robert Buchanan . . . . . . . 6
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations to Kali on a fine training performance! Can you get Goofy
> to repeat the trick in which her head spins in both directions at once,
> please?
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The appointee is... FLY COOTER!
>
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . 23
> Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 20
> Moris, alias superglue . . 3
>
> Congratulations, Poofter! I'm looking forward to counting the whines in
> your acceptance speech.
>
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah . . 33
> John Wentsky . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
>
> Congratulations, Chuckles! Enjoy your eighth consecutive month in office.
>
>
> SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron . . 31
> John Shocked . . 10
>
> Hi Alexa, and congratulations! There are no immovable alien saucers in the
> vicinity of Baghdad airport. Or anywhere else.
>
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... the WACKO JACKO FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 17
> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . . . 16
> soc.men . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
>
> Congratulations, F'loons! I don't want to think about how you'll be
> spending your time in office (really bad visuals).
Oh, bad luck, saucerheads. Looks like the wacko jacko fans aced you out
by one point. You guys just aren't trying any more. Darla must be on
wacko jacko's side.
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... WOODCHUCK BILL!
>
> Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland . . 18
> Robert Buchanan, alias Ryan Alt . . . . . 15
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . 7
>
> Congratulations, Bill! You need a bigger boat.
>
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> For reasons previously explained, the outcome of the Hammer of Thor voting
> will not be announced at this time.
>
>
> This concludes the results of the October ballot. 64 ballot papers were
> received, of which 58 were deemed valid. Until next time, fare well, and
> may your saucers never run out of free energy or be shot down by HAARP!
>
>
> --
> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
The Re'ev
<mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
Hay, who voted against me, B'ruce? Wait till I catch the bugger, I'll
skin him alive.
Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
<b'rissed>
Norma
I never saw a ballot!!!
"The Re'ev" <ren...@anglikoon.co.il> wrote in message
news:43762cbf...@news.onetel.net.uk...
El Bleacho
> I never saw a ballot!!!
His acceptance speech was as boring as the rest of his k00kspew. I am a bit
disappointed, to say the least.
> "The Re'ev" <ren...@anglikoon.co.il> wrote in message
Michael Baldwin Bruce
You and me both, Revd Bruce. Someone that dumb isn't fit to be on
Usenet.
> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
Would you like a tissue?
> <b'rissed>
Michael Baldwin Bruce
> Norma wrote:
> > I never saw a ballot!!!
>
>
> His acceptance speech was as boring as the rest of his k00kspew. I am a bit
> disappointed, to say the least.
Well then, let's hope yours is better when the time comes.
Ben Cramer
"Norma" <njb...@charter.net> wrote in message
news:HHrdf.20885$7s1....@fe04.lga...
>
> I never saw a ballot!!!
There's an awful you never see.
Ben Cramer
"Ben Cramer" <bencr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dl5s48$2qqr$1...@otis.netspace.net.au...
>
> "Norma" <njb...@charter.net> wrote in message
> news:HHrdf.20885$7s1....@fe04.lga...
>>
>> I never saw a ballot!!!
>
There's an awful lot you never see.
The Re'ev
wrote:
>
>I never saw a ballot!!!
You're not reading the right newsgroups! Try alt.usenet.kooks.
The Re'ev
<ElBl...@Clorox.gov> wrote:
>Norma wrote:
>> I never saw a ballot!!!
>
>
>His acceptance speech was as boring as the rest of his k00kspew. I am a bit
>disappointed, to say the least.
So much for killfiles. You must be from the Suzy Cohen School of
Killfiling. Feel free to blow it out your ass at your earliest
convenience.
The Re'ev
<mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
It couldn't have been Ppppplugger, could it, B'ruce?
>> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
>> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
>> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
>> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
>> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
>
>Would you like a tissue?
Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Dunno, Revd Bruce. He seems to have disappeared.
BWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!
> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
> >
> >Would you like a tissue?
>
> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
Lucky you.
~shady angel~
>> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 26
>> Nunya Bidness . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
>> John Shocked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
>>
>>
>> The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
>>
>> Brad Guth . . . . . . 22
>> none of the above . . 11
>> Wizard of Odd . . . . 5
>> Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
>>
>> Congratulations, Brad Junior! Not many kooks win this award twice,
>> and your creation of a brand new "weird science" theory in less than
>> two days was impressive.
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>>
What does this mean?
>> The winner is... NUNYA BIDNESS!
>>
>> Nunya Bidness
>> Yes . . 37
>> No . . 5
>>
>> Congratulations, Nunya! That was the most pathetic display of laming
>> and non-refutation I've seen for quite a while.
What are you talking aboutthis person seems to be a nice friendly person who
made you god?
--
~shady angel~
When one and only one person perceives a certain reality, and (virtually)
all others perceive another, isn't that generally considered "delusional?"
The Re'ev
<mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
Perhaps he got eaten by a wabbit, B'ruce?
>> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
>> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
>> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
>> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
>> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
>> >
>> >Would you like a tissue?
>>
>> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
>
>Lucky you.
Timing is everything, B'ruce.
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Could be, Revd Bruce. I'll check with kit.
> >> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
> >> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
> >> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
> >> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
> >> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
> >> >
> >> >Would you like a tissue?
> >>
> >> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
> >
> >Lucky you.
>
> Timing is everything, B'ruce.
Indeed.
The Re'ev
<mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
Youz hear stories about people in NYC who die and get eaten by their
pets all the time, B'ruce. It's Reality TV at its best!
>> >> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
>> >> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
>> >> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
>> >> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
>> >> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
>> >> >
>> >> >Would you like a tissue?
>> >>
>> >> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
>> >
>> >Lucky you.
>>
>> Timing is everything, B'ruce.
>
>Indeed.
Sic transit gloria mundi, B'ruce.
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Me thinks it might have been the other way round this time, Revd Bruce.
No response from kit.
> >> >> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
> >> >> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
> >> >> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
> >> >> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
> >> >> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Would you like a tissue?
> >> >>
> >> >> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
> >> >
> >> >Lucky you.
> >>
> >> Timing is everything, B'ruce.
> >
> >Indeed.
>
> Sic transit gloria mundi, B'ruce.
Hay! Omlette du fromage.
The Re'ev
<mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
That's too bad, B'ruce. Rest its fuwwy little wabbit ass.
>> >> >> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
>> >> >> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
>> >> >> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
>> >> >> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
>> >> >> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Would you like a tissue?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
>> >> >
>> >> >Lucky you.
>> >>
>> >> Timing is everything, B'ruce.
>> >
>> >Indeed.
>>
>> Sic transit gloria mundi, B'ruce.
>
>Hay! Omlette du fromage.
Not for me, B'ruce, unless it's certified kosher.
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Its wabbit season! eh eh eh
> >> >> >> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
> >> >> >> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
> >> >> >> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
> >> >> >> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
> >> >> >> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Would you like a tissue?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Lucky you.
> >> >>
> >> >> Timing is everything, B'ruce.
> >> >
> >> >Indeed.
> >>
> >> Sic transit gloria mundi, B'ruce.
> >
> >Hay! Omlette du fromage.
>
> Not for me, B'ruce, unless it's certified kosher.
OK, no sausage then.
Text Medium #5
monkey:
>
> I never saw a ballot!!!
Odd, I could have *sworn* soc.culture.israel was among the groups to
receive one...
--
Shon'ai
Text Medium #5
monkey:
>
>
That's very nice, but it was the *kookology* community which "honoured"
you with this award. Your fellow k00ks and trolls will, of course, ignore
you or not, as they please.
>> <b'rissed>
--
Shon'ai
The Re'ev
<mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
Especially in Canada, eh, B'ruce?
>> >> >> >> >> Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to accept this award from the k00k
>> >> >> >> >> community. It has taken me years to reach this position of worldwide
>> >> >> >> >> acclaim and I extend my warmest thanks to those who were kind enough
>> >> >> >> >> to nominate me and gracious enough to vote for me. Thank youz,
>> >> >> >> >> everyone! I think I'll stop now before I burst into tears.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Would you like a tissue?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Thank youz, B'ruce, but I stopped just in time.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Lucky you.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Timing is everything, B'ruce.
>> >> >
>> >> >Indeed.
>> >>
>> >> Sic transit gloria mundi, B'ruce.
>> >
>> >Hay! Omlette du fromage.
>>
>> Not for me, B'ruce, unless it's certified kosher.
>
>OK, no sausage then.
Not this time, B'ruce. I'll pass. Wind, that is.
The Re'ev
wrote:
I'm delighted to hear that. Overwhelmed, even.